Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[fukkit]

Does anyone have reference to what his talking here about his "top guild in the world" getting wipped by anticheat? Sounds like pretty bad optics to surround yourself with cheaters (this is from the same part where he claims you're not legally allowed to access the memory of other processeses unless you're running kernel level anticheat).
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"Top guild in d3"
This is so retarded. D3 guilds were just cosmetic. You could do up to groups of 4 for greater rifts. Nobody gave a fuck about guilds

 

[R E T A R D E D]

This isn't GROUNDBREAKING news. But I found something new, just to add some extra layer of top soil to this retards grave.

So a short while ago this video came out, somewhat calling out that Roblox isn't the best when it comes to sharing money evenly and generally exploitative to younger people. You can watch the below video, as it spurred a lot of conversation when it came out. There is some peak levels of autism/faggotry.

Now I don't watch/play or do any shit with Roblox, but you'll never guess who came to Roblox's defense, our good friend Corporate Roach. Now, you can watch his garbage take below.

Now to the point. As you know through this thread and his LEET HACKERMAN SKILLS he won his DEFCON badges through hard and painful work, with his team Psychoholics! Now I wonder who is on this team with him

Damn thats crazy! I wonder if he was on PiRATes team....

Its by no means a silver bullet that will hurt Mr PiRATe but hey, not the greatest look...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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At this point... Seems Star Citizen is releasing before Heartbound

Should see 1.0 (release) either before the end of 2025 or 2026. Though they'll still be working on Star Citizen to make the universe larger. Meanwhile Piratesoftware can't finish a flash game in over seven years.

 

[Satsuki]

This isn't GROUNDBREAKING news. But I found something new, just to add some extra layer of top soil to this retards grave.

So a short while ago this video came out, somewhat calling out that Roblox isn't the best when it comes to sharing money evenly and generally exploitative to younger people. You can watch the below video, as it spurred a lot of conversation when it came out. There is some peak levels of autism/faggotry.

Now I don't watch/play or do any shit with Roblox, but you'll never guess who came to Roblox's defense, our good friend Corporate Roach. Now, you can watch his garbage take below.
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Now to the point. As you know through this thread and his LEET HACKERMAN SKILLS he won his DEFCON badges through hard and painful work, with his team Psychoholics! Now I wonder who is on this team with him
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Damn thats crazy! I wonder if he was on PiRATes team....
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Its by no means a silver bullet that will hurt Mr PiRATe but hey, not the greatest look...

Here is something even more funnier since "Gabriel Apostate of Hate" can confirm this.
He sucking the dick of Warframe, which he did several times praising Warframe as a good and fair game (not P2W) while throwing shit at EVE constantly.

Warframe is exactly the same P2W hell (minus monthly subscription) as fucking EVE Online.
He's also sponsored by Warframe which is ironic. He sucks the dicks of companies so he can get a Sponsor. in the worst possible way, get dev interviews and social enginner the situation in his benefit.
This thing is more roach than man.
It boils my blood everytime this cunt brings up Warframe or Star Citizen, because I know he's a liar or either doesnt know jackshit about the topic but just takes the chance to talk shit.

 

[The Stranger]

This thing is more roach than man.

Jason is the mythical developer that has 5 years of experience in a 3-year-old programing language that recruiters are looking for

 

[thisisgoodbye]

https://soybin.com/upload/Pirate_Software_aka_Jason_Thor_Hall

His address has been found, plus a lot of other info, any other info that should get added to the paste?

 

[Niggergante]

Warframe is exactly the same P2W hell (minus monthly subscription) as fucking EVE Online.

As a man with 3200 hours in this God forsaken game, I disagree. You pay for slots more than anything else. You can realistically (although painfully) go through the entire game with only a handful of warframe/weapon slots and they give away freebies through their version of a battle pass (which is free mind you) and during their anniversary and the like that it's not too bad.
But, they are Canadian, so everything they touch is absolute trash. They've supported gay troon shit in the past and they're supporting another piece of trash now.

 

[The Stranger]

https://soybin.com/upload/Pirate_Software_aka_Jason_Thor_Hall

His address has been found, plus a lot of other info, any other info that should get added to the paste?

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Damn, where'd you find that? The OP?

 

[Satsuki]

As a man with 3200 hours in this God forsaken game, I disagree. You pay for slots more than anything else. You can realistically (although painfully) go through the entire game with only a handful of warframe/weapon slots and they give away freebies through their version of a battle pass (which is free mind you) and during their anniversary and the like that it's not too bad.
But, they are Canadian, so everything they touch is absolute trash. They've supported gay troon shit in the past and they're supporting another piece of trash now.

You can do the same in EVE.
Still you must get premium currency one way or another.
Still that the game has accessibility. Still a pay to win game, money gives you insane advantages and shortcuts.

 

[The Stranger]

Its a thread on the the Sharty: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/9647559.html#9647559

I was being sarcastic. His dox has been in the OP for a while.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

You know, it'd be funny to do that whole "Undertale > Deltarune" thing for a joke here.
But all Heartbound can be made into afaik
Is Earthbound.

Earth Bound
Home Stuck
Cave Story
Under Tale
Heart Bound
Tri Force
Delta Rune

Any questions? Heart Bound is a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff.

 

[Gabriel Apostate of Hate]

Warframe is exactly the same P2W hell (minus monthly subscription) as fucking EVE Online.

I've never played warframe so I can't comment on that, but I wouldn't really classify Eve as p2w. Sure, it does have some pay to win elements (skill injectors), but that really isn't going to make a huge difference if you don't know what you're doing. It's not like having more skills is going to make you better at the game, like say gold ammo in World of Tanks does. What typically happens if a player embraces the game as a p2w thing is he spends hundreds of dollars on in game currency to inject himself into a ship he has no business flying and equipping it with all the purple modules he can find. He then flies out to an asteroid belt where he gets suicide ganked by an autistic retard multiboxing 30 super cheap catalysts. Skills are important, and flying powerful ships is important, but quickly forcing yourself into these ships with no experience almost always just singles you out as an easy target.

 

[WebFelching]

Cave Story
Under Tale

I never realized these were basically the same name. Quite funny to be fair I tip my hat to you Toby

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

I don't want to spend too much time litigating Maldy's code, at least not in this thread, and I'm of half a mind to make a lolcow code thread if not for the work required to gather enough examples for a great OP, but digressing -

Spoiler: Programming/Systems Design Sperging

The actual way I would solve the problem of the massive text array is with a spreadsheet, or even better, writing my own tooling.

The representation in memory is negligable here, it doesn't matter. Access is random and these are arbitrary length strings so maybe we'll get lucky with a cache hit if we load them sequentially in memory, but that's not the point. You are not bottlenecking on a string lookup.

The reason why a massive global array sucks is development velocity. Especially if it's hard-coded. That's a different binary release for every language translation needed. That means that he can't CRUD lines in the middle of the array without making sure EVERY SINGLE REFERENCE in EVERY SINGLE FILE still refers to the correct line of dialog. It is an open invitation to off-by-one errors to the nth degree, and it is a level of system fragility for short term gains that should have immediately been re-written to something maintainable the minute it got past MVP.

Globals being bad is an OO meme (the ownership's gotta go somewhere...) but the correct way to program this is so that it is owned by a dedicated dialog management system, with a dedicated dialog management workflow. The current way of doing things is the type of work a professional bodges together to get an MVP out the door, or an amateur writes and thinks he's a genius.

Back to my personal solution: A spreadsheet is the quick and dirty way of doing it. You have a page for each "scene", or at least each group of text you want within arm's reach of eachother. Each row is a human readable key for the dialog's name, each column is the language for localization. In each cell, the relevant string. Export as CSV. Parse as CSV. (In a perfect world, parse to binary before exporting the final build and then import into statically typed memory like a struct, but that's kind of extra autistic).

The "correct" way of doing it is to write your own tooling. This will take maybe a day or two at best, and that's not counting the long-waking hours Mald has. The tool should let you edit the dialog tree and play it back as you would see it in game. It should interpret the dialog and let you edit it on the fly to make corrections and see how it plays out. Maybe parse a DSL. This makes me think of a video where Mald complains that making RPGs is hard because you have to script each cutscene individually - my point being that: No, actually it's not that hard if you put the work in to build the tools you need for a long-term project of the scope you see fit.

 

[All Smiles]

More maldy's voice breaking.
And no, it is not proximity effect, cause you can see him moving away from mic later in clip and voice stays deep.

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It seems that his voice changer have issues with his laugh. Or maybe laugh strains him so much that he cannot keep with his training.

That's probably the best clip I've seen of his real voice resurfacing. Sounds exactly like the voice from the 2017 interview.

I'm leaning more toward it being a trained thing, but I don't see how it would be possible to maintain a fake voice on stream for so many hours at a time.

 

[GeldKampf]

but I don't see how it would be possible to maintain a fake voice on stream for so many hours at a time.

I unintentionally lower my voice when speaking to strangers, trying to make myself heard or speaking into my microphone. I imagine it's something he's tapped into and the depth he can muster is amplified several times by the voice filter and his proximity to the mic. I've noticed usually his real voice slips through when he's not close to the mic and you hear a weird distorted effect. It's probably a combination of things giving him the illusion of having a super deep radio voice.

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

I'm leaning more toward it being a trained thing, but I don't see how it would be possible to maintain a fake voice on stream for so many hours at a time.

I'm torn.

Elizabeth Holmes from the Theranos scam did the fake voice, lower the pitch thing to manipulate people better create an impression on people. Very much in line with what Jason would do. But also Jason is a lazy fuck, so him doing voice acting training consistently for it to sound natural is doubtful.

Maybe he had a period when he liked to RP with voices as a furry and trained with it, idk

 

[Carl Smallwang]

Has anybody looked into the Ferret Rescue he runs inside his home yet?
He livestreams it, and claims a significant amount of his revenue goes to its upkeep.
I'd imagined he's up to date on its licensure and tax status. But after Jasons tard out recently,
That can't be taken for granted.

I fear this might be a Troonblinka waiting to happen.

 

[skunt]

Warning: Some generalized inane Eve Online rambling ahead.

Before i read that wall of text, what corp/alliance were you part of?

 

[guatierreate]

game maker uses directx

it's game maker. read the damn thread man.