Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[greasypit]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=1ml33OCwfHI

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Last comment: Boy have i some news for you...

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Maldy just announced:

- Montly Hearthbound updates
- Building the largest ferret auswizch of America
- Publishing a game either on Offbrand, or he publishes himself.

Calling his minecraft server: Block Game, Social Sandbox MMO...

He also get nervous writing code on stream, that's why he hasn't worked on Hearthbound.

Wow, great news, "Thor"!
I know you're reading this.
Good luck with the monthly updates, and remember, updating the localization files doesn't count as a real update

 

[Beard_Chan]

That's just it, it's gonna be harder for him to be DSP 2 because DSP for all of his retardation was at least somewhat entertaining to watch as he acts like a clear retard. This guy is just an insufferable cunt through and through and I genuinely don't have the energy left in me to watch hours of this guy acting like a smug little chode as he cheeses his way through games through guides while claiming everything is all him. I'm sure there are plenty "WOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW" moments in there somewhere.
But he's just so damn unlikeable.
Jason in a way is an inspiration, because he shows you can be the biggest midwit arrogant cunt in the world and still succeed through tricking absolute retards and- wait a second that's just a con-man.
Huh.

He really is so damn unlikeable. He's the first lolcow on this site I can't even stomach listening to with that bass boosted fake voice he does to sound more confident, its so bizarre. Like how I feel listening to Elizabeth Holmes from the Theranos scandal do her fake man voice.

 

[SlyVMan]

PirateSoftware Elaborates on his Animal Well playthrough

 

[Jeb Bush]

Todays stream was spent playing some bullshit for 8 hours, but ended with the promised announcement:

• No more cooding on stream, he's now "codeshy", but totally not because his code is dogshit
• He'll still stream games instead of streaming programming his own game, to "maintain engagement and avoid spoilers"
• Heartbound will be developed entirely off-stream, as a "closed beta" (Steam password to join is "PirateSoftware)
• The changelog for beta builds will be only published on his Discord, where all criticisms is monitored by his army of paid jannies

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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PirateSoftware Elaborates on his Animal Well playthrough

I've been wondering about that 83 hour number he keeps throwing out, there's no way this game is 83 hours of content.



How long to beat says that a casual completionist playthrough takes about 17. Did he play through multiple times, does he just suck that much, or was the majority of him time reciting that he has 20 years of experience in animal welling?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Todays stream was spent playing some bullshit for 8 hours, but ended with the promised announcement:

• No more cooding on stream, he's now "codeshy", but totally not because his code is dogshit
• He'll still stream games instead of streaming programming his own game, to "maintain engagement and avoid spoilers"
• Heartbound will be developed entirely off-stream, as a "closed beta" (Steam password to join is "PirateSoftware)
• The changelog for beta builds will be only published on his Discord, where all criticisms is monitored by his army of paid jannies

He's insanely salty about this, holy shit.

Remember Maldie, the ride will never end now. Hope you enjoy the hell you created for yourself.

 

[and six goriilion others]

How long to beat says that a casual completionist playthrough takes about 17. Did he play through multiple times, does he just suck that much, or was the majority of him time reciting that he has 20 years of experience in animal welling?

How long to beat can be very off. I don't think that estimate takes into account the level of puzzles he did, those required community to figure out. Maybe it's 17 hours if you know what to do.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

"Wait a minute... bingo... this reminds me of the guide I just read before going into this area!"
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Tunic is an absolutely incredible game and I hate that this faggot cheapens the satisfaction of figuring the puzzles out on your own. terrible fucking actor

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

How long to beat can be very off. I don't think that estimate takes into account the level of puzzles he did, those required community to figure out. Maybe it's 17 hours if you know what to do.

Yeah but he googled those answers anyway so you'd think it'd be shorter.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Maldy just announced:

- Montly Hearthbound updates
- Building the largest ferret auswizch of America
- Publishing a game either on Offbrand, or he publishes himself.

Calling his minecraft server: Block Game, Social Sandbox MMO...

He also get nervous writing code on stream, that's why he hasn't worked on Hearthbound.

Todays stream was spent playing some bullshit for 8 hours, but ended with the promised announcement:

• No more cooding on stream, he's now "codeshy", but totally not because his code is dogshit
• He'll still stream games instead of streaming programming his own game, to "maintain engagement and avoid spoilers"
• Heartbound will be developed entirely off-stream, as a "closed beta" (Steam password to join is "PirateSoftware)
• The changelog for beta builds will be only published on his Discord, where all criticisms is monitored by his army of paid jannies

There’s mildly conflicting info here, so asking for clarification:

He has promised monthly updates, which will be developed off-stream, and added to a beta build?
WHILE he’s building a new ferret sanctuary?
WHILE he’s making a new Minecraft server?

And he’s claiming Heartbound will potentially be published by the publisher he works at?

 

[ADHD Mate]

Guys guys. You don't understand.
HE HAD TO STREAM 12h A DAY! It was very important.
Also he did not lie before that he works on Hearbound after streaming, because he only needs to sleep for +/- 3h a day.

 

[itogi]

I've been wondering about that 83 hour number he keeps throwing out, there's no way this game is 83 hours of content.

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How long to beat says that a casual completionist playthrough takes about 17. Did he play through multiple times, does he just suck that much, or was the majority of him time reciting that he has 20 years of experience in animal welling?

Until he opens up his games tab on his personal profile (archive), we will not know for sure his play time (at least, that's what I think he meant by "83 hours of content").

Edit: Disregard the "not know for sure" part, I linked the wrong account. Here's the right one (archive).

 

[Jeb Bush]

He has promised monthly updates, which will be developed off-stream, and added to a beta build?

Yes: developed off-stream, released as Steam beta builds and changelog only on his Discord.

WHILE he’s building a new ferret sanctuary?
WHILE he’s making a new Minecraft server?

Don't know about the Minecraft nonsense, but he's currently e-begging for some ferret sanctuary charity thing. Don't know how directly involved with it he plans to be.

And he’s claiming Heartbound will potentially be published by the publisher he works at?

His publishing speech was incomprehensible to me, "something something made a publishing company, something something definitely self-published, something something I hate open source".

 

[waffle]

If anybody can find a copy of the Patriotic Nigras wiki I know there is a lot of stuff on Jason in there. I believe a couple other ancient users were also PN members but it has been so long I can't fucking remember who. I just know the farms ends up being very siloed so it is possible somebody is sitting on an archive and just doesn't know it's needed. He used to be on second life pretty much 24/7 and was incredibly easy to rile up.

 

[Hweeks]

So now he is going to minecraft because he got ridiculed out of all the other online games. LMAO

 

[Elite Kipchak]

He claims he was playing a mobile videogame while livestreaming playing a videogame?

Still not beating the DarkSydeThor allegations, very classy

 

[Nig Chungus]

Until he opens up his games tab on his personal profile (archive), we will not know for sure his play time (at least, that's what I think he meant by "83 hours of content").

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Yes: developed off-stream, released as Steam beta builds and changelog only on his Discord.


Don't know about the Minecraft nonsense, but he's currently e-begging for some ferret sanctuary charity thing. Don't know how directly involved with it he plans to be.


His publishing speech was incomprehensible to me, "something something made a publishing company, something something definitely self-published, something something I hate open source".

He’s fucked himself by promising monthly updates, he’s not going to be able to keep them up.

Also did he actually say “fuck open source”? A very wild stance to take for someone who likely uses OBS.

 

[Donaldo]

Incendiary take, but while I get that it's cringe that he was pretending he thought there was a home intruder when the puzzle printed out a sheet of paper in Animal Well... at the same time... it's kind of a commendable display of showmanship. I mean, take it in the abstract, decouple this from his evident narcissistic tendencies for a second, and just appreciate the tension and mystique that presumably created for his viewers.