Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 17 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 210 9.0%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 82 3.5%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 86 3.7%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 929 40.0%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 997 43.0%
  • Total voters
    2,321
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#lurker said:
What this means is that the PirateSoftware discord, after hearing about this, are not going to want to watch Cohh, nor will they purchase any of Cohh's merch. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Cohh has alienated an entire market with this move.
Cohh, publicly apologize to Jason or you can kiss your business goodbye.
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I think you're over inflating how much his community really cares about WoW or other adjacent streamers.
 
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So the phones are still a bust. However, my autism cannot be stopped. I looked on every single remaining electronic device and drive I could find.


I found some of the apartment photos on an old laptop. They're not the worst ones, but it's from just after he moved in when I started to get concerned when he didn't care about my chair being wrecked by his cat.


There were other photos to show the state of the place nearly a month later after he left, which had significantly more of the weird ashy grey shit everywhere and the state of his bedroom, but those had to have been taken after this backup. I definitely took these 5-6 weeks before he moved out, so it's not nearly as bad as it actually got and I didn't access his bedroom at that time. You can still see the weird gray splatters in the shower, the ashy gray shit building up around the sink on the countertop, and the toilet poor Nicole had to share when she was over.


It's unfortunate that the photo quality is so poor. Bear in mind that this is after about one week of him living in the apartment, which was spotless when he moved in, and this was his dedicated space. Consider these slice of life content since this may be as much of a look at his personal space as we'll get.


For the person who asked, I can't recall his League summoner name since we played together only briefly due to his rages, and I never added him on Battle.net or other services.


And for those still doubting the Edward Cullen thing...I could have chosen something way more ridiculous to lie about if I wanted attention. Fair to remain skeptical since I can't provide proof, but it is what it is.


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Gravemind said:
Holy fuck, this nigger can't even clean a goddamned toilet?

Also, what in the fuck is this thing? It's not what I think it is, right?
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I never expected that keemstar would make a cameo in the mald saga but here we are.
I know it's probably some weird bad dragon thing but it looks kinda like a rubber gnome to me.
 
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Shuhalo said:
It's pointless embellishment on a story that didn't need embellishment. It would be cool enough to say "Wtf, my printer just activated and spat out a puzzle for this game". That's pretty unique.

But no, this retard has to make it 'cooler'. "I was giving this game all of my attention because I'm so smart at puzzles, when suddenly it sounded like someone broke in! I went and got my machete (yes he says this) to defend myself, and went upstairs to obliterate this intruder. But there was no one there...but WOAH there was a piece of paper from my printer, and it knocked stuff over and sounded like someone had broke in, and btw guys I have a machete and could totally pwn someone that broke in."
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Don't forget the fucking spoon.
How embarrassing.
SlyVMan said:
This was yesterday, usual asmongold cock sucking maldy
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The king of roaches defends his champion and ally in revenue.
Damage control must be telling Maldy to not respond, but his ego keeps him doubling down.

⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
is my normie friends who used to shill his shorts now turning cause of a tidal wave of bad press.
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Seeing this too. Faggots that spread his word like it was the word of the lord going "I never liked him."
I just dig back in discord and reply to them slurping his dick 3 months ago.


HansKlokBier said:
- Montly Hearthbound updates
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I can't wait to see how long this lasts.

Jeb Bush said:
  • No more cooding on stream, he's now "codeshy", but totally not because his code is dogshit
  • He'll still stream games instead of streaming programming his own game, to "maintain engagement and avoid spoilers"
  • Heartbound will be developed entirely off-stream, as a "closed beta" (Steam password to join is "PirateSoftware)
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This cock sucker is hiring someone to code it for him. Calling it now. We got the Elon of programming gamemaker games here.
Part of the contract is they can't reveal they wrote the code.
ADHD Mate said:
If he pulls this, he will have long life of grifting as indie dev on twitch ahead.
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Unless he is h-1bing the code whoever he hires ego will get to them and they'll eventually reveal they wrote the code when mald pisses them off enough.

At least its being finished something yandev should have done ages ago.
I hope if he hired a jeet that they put crypto miners or something in it.

If anyone can. I'd say archive the game code as is right now.
IF the updates start to happen I'd love to see how the changes in the code start to look. If it is like writing and it seems to be? I bet you will notice some big differences in how the code is written.

Scorpion From MK said:
Jason talks about the monthly updates that he will be doing on Heartbound.
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"I had to build a machine."
What does he mean by this? Is this elaborated on?

The third clip it is clear he reads this thread. He's using rhetoric we've mentioned.
Hi Maldy ya hack fraud.

Satsuki said:
Dunno mate, it cant be anything else...
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Maybe he really is a fan of the hit video game Maniac Mansion or Day of the Tenntacle.....
Yeah.. no... that's not anything else...
 
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