Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I was thinking of this old picture that used to be in the OP. I'd love to know whoever drew it (assuming they aren't hanging on a noose next to the guy who performed "The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer" song out of shame). I think this picture needs an update or two, one for the Cocaine Snorting Cuckold era and another for the incoming Whippit Huffing Felon era. Maybe replace the whiskey with a can of Galaxy Gas?

I'm fucking sorry, I can't get over the fact that this chad dad father of five is such a retarded junkie he's reduced to huffing Galaxy Gas like a broke ass hood nigga zoomer.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

He went to law school because it allowed him to avoid working a regular job for five years. His parents sent him to law school because he was unhappy working in the financial industry and they wanted to find him a career where he could potentially make enough money to support his family.

A guy with a creative writing degree quickly learns that he can still go back to school and avoid responsibility for another few years. Law school is kind of like a catch all program where people with bullshit, useless degrees can return to school and obtain a useful degree. Knowing him though I’m suprised he didn’t double down and get a masters degree in creative writing.

 

[LiquidKid]

Turpin 2: Balldo Boogaloo
View attachment 6879000

Those parents should have been executed.
But also, classic case of the state failing as well. Those poor kids just couldn’t win

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

View attachment 6879528
I was thinking of this old picture that used to be in the OP. I'd love to know whoever drew it (assuming they aren't hanging on a noose next to the guy who performed "The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer" song out of shame). I think this picture needs an update or two, one for the Cocaine Snorting Cuckold era and another for the incoming Whippit Huffing Felon era. Maybe replace the whiskey with a can of Galaxy Gas?

I'm fucking sorry, I can't get over the fact that this chad dad father of five is such a retarded junkie he's reduced to huffing Galaxy Gas like a broke ass hood nigga zoomer.

When no one knew this picture is of him shouting 'my gay lover tasted my man goo!'

 

[AnOminous]

Aaron sucks because he wants to be the center of attention by leaking all this insider info, but is still keeping these gay secrets that he has no reason to keep from the world

He knows once he runs out of gay secrets, everyone loses interest in him because he's boring as fuck. So he's drip-feeding them. I hope Keanu ruins more gay secrets for him. Maybe it will light a fire under his ass to spill already.

I think this picture needs an update or two, one for the Cocaine Snorting Cuckold era and another for the incoming Whippit Huffing Felon era. Maybe replace the whiskey with a can of Galaxy Gas?

The Cum Devouring Skelly.

I know you’re making a joke but when you huff whipped cream canisters like that you’re doing it in a way where you won’t get any tasty cream on your nose

He gets the cream on his nose from an entirely different source.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Nitrous Oxide? Whip-Its for making whipped cream?

Song: Whip it by Devo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo

 

[AnOminous]

Nitrous Oxide? Whip-Its for making whipped cream?

Song: Whip it by Devo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo

An even more relevant Devo song for Balldo.

 

[Maraschino]

He knows once he runs out of gay secrets, everyone loses interest in him because he's boring as fuck. So he's drip-feeding them. I hope Keanu ruins more gay secrets for him. Maybe it will light a fire under his ass to spill already.

On the one hand, I want to agree with you because Aaron is a retard. But keep in mind Keanu is the reason he has charges, and she's also the worst fucking presenter of information I have ever seen. My life is worse for knowing someone so fucking boring is on YouTube. She deserves success the least out of all these fucking cunts.

Worst of all, she has no tits, so she's not even very pleasant to look at.

Whatever incredibly damning information Keanu/Aaron/April have over Nick they still refuse to drop for whatever stupid fucking reason, it sounds like it's related to potentially criminal (lmao) behavior/actions that includes the children. I don't know if there's legal liability for keeping this shit secret but I hope everyone but the children suffer for it because all the adults in the situation fucking suck.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Whatever incredibly damning information Keanu/Aaron/April have over Nick they still refuse to drop for whatever stupid fucking reason

Pretending to know something keeps them relevant.
Relevancy = Viewers = Money

They are just farming the drama and making themselves interesting by lying about what they know.

 

[Strix454]

A guy with a creative writing degree quickly learns that he can still go back to school and avoid responsibility for another few years. Law school is kind of like a catch all program where people with bullshit, useless degrees can return to school and obtain a useful degree. Knowing him though I’m suprised he didn’t double down and get a masters degree in creative writing.

He actually talked about that being his path if he had not married Kayla. He talked about how he would have enrolled in a masters program down in Texas at San Marcos. Sometimes he talked about it being UT-Austin, but that was nonsense. If he had not married Kayla, he might have stayed in college way longer as a way to avoid adult life.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He actually talked about that being his path if he had not married Kayla. He talked about how he would have enrolled in a masters program down in Texas at San Marcos. Sometimes he talked about it being UT-Austin, but that was nonsense. If he had not married Kayla, he might have stayed in college way longer as a way to avoid adult life.

Just another way he’s blaming his family for “holding him back.”

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

so did nick shit in EVS @FROG 's cereal the other day? What flipped? @FROG don't give us this johnny come lately shit you were sweeping up for all the drinking, drugs, children in the crack den, and LIES non stop for MONTHS. Actually deranged you think you can now pretend to be one of the incel prudes.

 

[Vibralldo]

so did nick shit in EVS @FROG 's cereal the other day? What flipped? @FROG don't give us this johnny come lately shit you were sweeping up for all the drinking, drugs, children in the crack den, and LIES non stop for MONTHS. Actually deranged you think you can now pretend to be one of the incel prudes.

Like Ralph he's gonna burn all bridges

 

[john marston]

View attachment 6879528
I was thinking of this old picture that used to be in the OP. I'd love to know whoever drew it (assuming they aren't hanging on a noose next to the guy who performed "The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer" song out of shame). I think this picture needs an update or two, one for the Cocaine Snorting Cuckold era and another for the incoming Whippit Huffing Felon era. Maybe replace the whiskey with a can of Galaxy Gas?

I'm fucking sorry, I can't get over the fact that this chad dad father of five is such a retarded junkie he's reduced to huffing Galaxy Gas like a broke ass hood nigga zoomer.

I assume this picture was made back when everyone liked him. It's really sad. He really seemed like a nice man, wholesome, Christian, Conservative, hardworking. Seemed like the old American Dream in a lot of ways. And now, he's a burnt out drug addict, huffing galaxy gas for his next high.

so did nick shit in EVS @FROG 's cereal the other day? What flipped? @FROG don't give us this johnny come lately shit you were sweeping up for all the drinking, drugs, children in the crack den, and LIES non stop for MONTHS. Actually deranged you think you can now pretend to be one of the incel prudes.

EVS saw where the wind was blowing and how much shit he got for defending Balldo and changed his mind. Insincere, but can't say I blame him.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

View attachment 6879528
I was thinking of this old picture that used to be in the OP. I'd love to know whoever drew it (assuming they aren't hanging on a noose next to the guy who performed "The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer" song out of shame). I think this picture needs an update or two, one for the Cocaine Snorting Cuckold era and another for the incoming Whippit Huffing Felon era. Maybe replace the whiskey with a can of Galaxy Gas?

I'm fucking sorry, I can't get over the fact that this chad dad father of five is such a retarded junkie he's reduced to huffing Galaxy Gas like a broke ass hood nigga zoomer.

We need that phenomenon where angry Tumblr artists draw men pregnant. Not because he's actually pregnant, but because that's what end stage liver failure will look like on Rackets.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

We need that phenomenon where angry Tumblr artists draw men pregnant. Not because he's actually pregnant, but because that's what end stage liver failure will look like on Rackets.

I’m sure he fetishizes being pregnant, and very genuinely wishes he could bear Aaron more children, which is the cold reality he hides behind nitrous to avoid

 

[Swole McPole]

An even more relevant Devo song for Balldo.

Are we not fags?
We are Balldo!

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Audrey, how does Daddy's new tattoo look?" "It looks like shit." Nick looks in the mirror and frowns. "It DOES look like shit!"

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

An even more relevant Devo song for Balldo.

Even more relevant, by the better Devvo.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Aaron has his revenge porn hearing on Wednesday 1/22.
Rekieta has plea hearing on 1/24.

Aaron has hinted that the resolution of revenge porn is tied to Rekieta's computer hacking/witness tampering investigation.

Is it beyond reason to hope Rekieta is arrested on a warrant Friday after his hearing and spends the next weekend in jail waiting to see a judge on Monday morning?

Can Nick force Null to keep the "Balldoverse Collapse" board open through sheer force of his retardation and social cues?