Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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curbside2 said:
She posts these selfies as a coping mechanism after reading her own thread. They always coincide with her looks being poked fun at. She got compared to a heckin' valid tranny and it spoiled her evening.
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I wonder if her next move is to grow her hair out to cover her forehead.
Like an Asmongold combover, just for the forehead.
 
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So it's not okay to make memes about Alyssa Mercante, but it's okay to make "memes" about Smash JT and his wife because it's "different". Once again, hypocrisy is Alyssa Mercante's name.
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And speaking of Smash JT, tonight at 8PM PST is the night that his lawyer Ron Coleman will discuss the Alyssa Mercante lawsuit.
 
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TaimuRadiu said:
Comics were also better then. I'm just not saying this because I'm old, it's just that comics got really fucking worse and I noticed that in the 90s when I was a child.

On the subject of Mercante she is ugly and I would not have sex with her.
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Comics got worse when they gave up the comics code in the 2000's. Who would have thought censorship in mainstream comics was actually a good thing. Now we have degenerates writing and drawing for degenerates, and all of these capeshit movies coming out.
 
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JT and Coleman are live. They’re warming up with some US politics talk.

JT opened the stream with some trump edits and then a hearty “Hi Alyssa!” before replaying the “FIGHT ME PHYSICALLY” clip.

We’re just onto talking about Alyssa’s case now. As lyss’ beloved turkroach says: GET IN HERE!

I missed some stuff but here’s some takeaways:

  • JT looks very turtley from this angle
  • Coleman is extremely Jewish
  • Ron talks with so much space between his words it’s actually hard to process his speech, plus he keeps having to redirect the conversation away from specific mentions of Alyssa and towards hypothetical-sounding “so what if A PERSON were to do this…” type statements. JT keeps the show moving along very nicely though, he catches on to how he needs to ask his questions and asks a lot of them.
  • By most of the superchats JT’s core fans sound kinda retarded but good for them they’re having fun, and many do a good job of provoking conversation about the case.

  • JT brings up the concern that the judge on Alyssa’s case is some kind of activist judge. Ron says judge appointments “must be random” by federal law but according to Coleman they’re not really actually random. Certain judges tend to get certain kinds of cases.
  • However, Coleman also says he doesn’t think this case would get a true and honest Activist Judge because neither JT nor Alyssa are prominent activists themselves, even though Alyssa fancies herself an activist.
  • JT, based, says she has activist lawyers but that they’re using her.
  • Ron gets really close to the camera, so close you can see his nose pores. “You’re dealing with a crazy person” he says.
  • Superchat: Let’s chat about an ex camgirl (this is where vague talk around issues pertaining to the case starts)
  • JT: Could somebody’s history influence this case? Ron gives a waffling answer but more or less says yes.
  • JT: What happens if a person deletes information, does the court look at that too? Ron says yes.
  • JT shouts out the farms as being useful for research. Ron calls the farms “not 100% reliable but helpful indeed.”
  • For a $100 donation JT plays a clip of himself jumping into his pool, accidentally flexing on Alyssa because he has a hot tub and a pool.
  • Superchat: Did Kino Casino ever go after Alyssa? JT says he doesn’t know, but it would be really funny content for them to react to.
  • Ron bids JT and the fans goodnight and JT transitions to watching Asmongold watch the Inauguration. (lol)
 
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Charnel Ground said:
  • JT: Could somebody’s history influence this case? Ron gives a waffling answer but more or less says yes.
  • JT: What happens if a person deletes information, does the court look at that too? Ron says yes.
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So the stream was a big nothingburger and just milking the lulsuit for content.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Comics got worse when they gave up the comics code in the 2000's. Who would have thought censorship in mainstream comics was actually a good thing. Now we have degenerates writing and drawing for degenerates, and all of these capeshit movies coming out.
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They kind of gave that up a long time before.

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A Gamer Gurl playing a healer.

Tell me again how you are a 'real' gamer.
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Healsluts are for trannies to play.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
So the stream was a big nothingburger and just milking the lulsuit for content.
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Pretty much. It was also boring! The only mildly interesting thing was the bit about activist judges.

ETA: The playback of the live is also only available for JT's members so yes, not just milking the case for content and superchats but also for membership moneys. Which is gay but shrewd. Dude knows how to run a culture wars channel.

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TaimuRadiu said:
They kind of gave that up a long time before.
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Marvel got rid of it officially in the 2000's when Bill Jemas was Vice President of Marvel. Interesting person. Had no right being in the comic industry. Bit of a lolcow. Fans hated him. Claimed that he was a better writer than Peter David and that his Marvilles comic would out perform Captain Marvel if I recall.
HansKlokBier said:
Your sleep paralysis demon isn't real, she cannot hurt you.

My sleep paralysis demon:

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Also she is almost bald and I will not have sex with her...
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Least she managed to find a filter that makes her look like one of the creatures from games like FNAF and Poppy Playtime so congrats I guess? Maybe should have held on to this for Halloween? If they ever remake CarnEvil for VR you can ask them to put you in it. You'll fit right in with the sideshow freaks.
 
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Between a lot of retweeting various platitudes, Alyssa suggests taking action by joining the infamously inaffectual DSA, who even most leftists agree is an absolute shitshow that derails its own efforts constantly and is probably full of feds who are helping it to do that. What are they gonna do, form a committee? :story:
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We've also started gloating about the recent Destiny news.
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