Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Mark your calendars. Monday at 8PM PST, Smash JT's lawyer Ron Coleman will be livestream to talk about Alyssa Mercante's lolsuit against Smash JT!
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In case TikTok is banned by tomorrow, here's Alyssa's latest TikTok video a few days ago. Something about the jankiest hotel.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.
What does this say about Miss Mercunty and her receding hairline?
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Alyssa supporting the claim that fanny packs are a "gay style" invention from 30 years ago, when they were being used by German tourists in the 1980s all over the world. Europeans will remember them, they were and still are very popular to carry valuables to keep them safe from the thieves on Spanish and Italian streets targeting tourists. (Remember, Alyssa has her own version of the world that has nothing to do with reality)

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To complete the trifecta of sperging about random topics in a way that support her worldview, here is her support for Mexican Tranny Sexworkers, vigilante justice, and fighting the police.

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No job. Sperging like Patrick Tomilson all day on Twitter.
Yeah. She's doing great.

Homeless arc - when?
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.
What does this say about Miss Mercunty and her receding hairline?
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I know another famous guy who has kept the same strange hairline for like 40+ years. Guess Alyssa's MAGA arc is here.
 
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I am too lazy to archive it, so I am not gonna post shit.

But Alyssa is joining the omnipresent TikTok meltdown.
Nothing screams "I am a patriot" louder than simping for an anti-western propaganda app controlled by the Chinese Communist Party.

Time to make being a Communist a death penalty offense again.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
I am too lazy to archive it, so I am not gonna post shit.

But Alyssa is joining the omnipresent TikTok meltdown.
Nothing screams "I am a patriot" louder than simping for an anti-western propaganda app controlled by the Chinese Communist Party.

Time to make being a Communist a death penalty offense again.
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But today on Twitter/X, nothing screams "YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBIC CHUD!!!" with a side of ass-kissing simps and a slutty selfie.
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Accidental Protege said:
As a STRONG HIGH HEELED GAMER GIRL™️, it’s really odd how she feels the need to continuously post pics of her board body that absolutely no one is asking for. It totally doesn’t make her look like a pathetic loser with self-esteem issues or anything.
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She is baiting people to make derogatory remarks about her body. That way she can pretend to be a victim of bullying, while the perpetrator is her posting gore nobody wanted to see.

It is the same logic as her sex worker comments.
It is ok when she does something, but others talking about it is harassment!
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
She is baiting people to make derogatory remarks about her body. That way she can pretend to be a victim of bullying, while the perpetrator is her posting gore nobody wanted to see.

It is the same logic as her sex worker comments.
It is ok when she does something, but others talking about it is harassment!
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Sad world we live in when saying "I've seen better" is harassment.
Frosted Snowflakes said:
The next time she bitches about gamers as gooners or goonergate. Hypocrisy, her name is Alyssa Mercante.
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Doesn't Invisible Woman also heal herself? At least Jeff there is putting in the work and helping out his team like a good landshark. Leave it Alyssa to play as a skin that is known for mental abuse. Oh and Mister Fantastic slapping Susan across the face and telling her shut up.
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Remember, in order to save your wife from traumatic mind control, tell her she's useless without you and beat her. The 80's were such a wonder time. Least for how cheap the comics were, not so much the stories.
 
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Charnel Ground said:
Alyssa will be "presenting" at the fake awards show nonprofit fundraising gala.
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If the proceeds from ticket sales go towards charity then isn't it really shitty to be selling them for 50% off? They must be really struggling to fill seats if they're having to sell them for half price.

I hope this event will be broadcast online, I smell a beautiful disaster in the making.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Sad world we live in when saying "I've seen better" is harassment.

Doesn't Invisible Woman also heal herself? At least Jeff there is putting in the work and helping out his team like a good landshark. Leave it Alyssa to play as a skin that is known for mental abuse. Oh and Mister Fantastic slapping Susan across the face and telling her shut up.
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Remember, in order to save your wife from traumatic mind control, tell her she's useless without you and beat her. The 80's were such a wonder time. Least for how cheap the comics were, not so much the stories.
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Comics were also better then. I'm just not saying this because I'm old, it's just that comics got really fucking worse and I noticed that in the 90s when I was a child.

On the subject of Mercante she is ugly and I would not have sex with her.
 
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What a surprise, Alyssa shat on Lynch too and is now engagement farming off his death.

Ghoulish leech.
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You know when a person who made classic TV series, movies or games dies normal people react by saying how much impact what they created had on their life or just a plain RIP. Here is how Alyssa reacts when such a person dies:

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(https://archive.md/ra2Mb , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/scuRi)

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jEqhC | Alyssa Mercante on X: "@Anarseldain Aside from your disgusting (though expected) transphobia on display here, you're also spreading a lie. There is no confirmation, proof, or legitimate rumor that BioWare Edmonton is shutting down." / X | Ghostarchive
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SDuow | Alyssa Mercante on X: "Yeah I goon so what https://t.co/OQw3OyDsVC" / X | Ghostarchive
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/my378 | Alyssa Mercante on X: "We are cooked as a society https://t.co/B4VLC1nLvj" / X | Ghostarchive
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eLduK | Alyssa Mercante on X: "The chuds are fighting!!!!" / X | Ghostarchive
https://archive.md/LM4RT | Alyssa Mercante on X: "Yeah I goon so what https://t.co/OQw3OyDsVC" / X
https://archive.md/ZOElZ | Alyssa Mercante on X: "@Anarseldain Aside from your disgusting (though expected) transphobia on display here, you're also spreading a lie. There is no confirmation, proof, or legitimate rumor that BioWare Edmonton is shutting down." / X
https://archive.md/eZBbj | Alyssa Mercante on X: "We are cooked as a society https://t.co/B4VLC1nLvj" / X
https://archive.ph/RVY3F | Alyssa Mercante on X: "The chuds are fighting!!!!" / X
https://archive.md/wip/XAuY7 | Alyssa Mercante on X: "Um" / X
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