Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

Tess is mad about Trump

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[Single_Sock]

Tess should get on that trend of getting fillers dissolved.

She looks like an old bulldog

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Tess should get on that trend of getting fillers dissolved.

She looks like an old bulldog

I think that's more 'cause she's fat.

Really, REALLY fat.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She should get completely dissolved.

 

[unwieldy_object]

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Bitch is going on for 40 and still goes to bed with makeup on. How much would you stake she got high and fell asleep while snacking in bed.

She looks so ugly in the first clip, even more moronic than usual.
Just a slack jawed hog.

And yes, the rest of the world despise the kind of American you represent, no news there.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Talking down the people you want to claim to be championing? You’re such a great ally, Tess!
Speaking of, when was the last time she claimed to be bisexual? Because I still don’t believe a bit of it.

 

[The Hardest R]

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Talking down the people you want to claim to be championing? You’re such a great ally, Tess!
Speaking of, when was the last time she claimed to be bisexual? Because I still don’t believe a bit of it.

She claimed to be ka-weer but the most she did on camera was awkwardly peck another woman (or a womxn) on the cheek. She is 100% embarrassingly straight. It’s why her foray into the queer nightlife was very short. She is 100% straight and could barely even pretend otherwise and if it was obvious to us, imagine how the other ka-weers felt. Wearing makeup like a drag queen does not make one queer, who knew. Although her talking about “hot queers” gave us a good laugh.

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"make out with some hot queers GET READY!!!". Sounds like something Kevin Gibes would say.

 

[NoReturn]

She continues to be dignified and calm

 

[IBrokeBob]

Tess is mad about Trump

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I love to see it. Its been a glorious week watching the lefty lunatics melt down.

I am especially glad that tess is mad. It warms my cold little heart to see her so mad.

 

[DominoPetachi]

I can't BELIEVE that NATIONAL NEWS outlets are reporting on Tess' "anorexia."

https://www.today.com/health/essay/tess-holliday-was-shocked-everyone-learned-anorexia-rcna11912

That’s fucking it! I’ve been reading this entire thread and enjoying many LOLS but every time this bitch talks about anorexia, I get enraged for myself and all the other men and women who have had to deal with this disorder. I have no mouth and I must sperg!

Spoiler: MATI PL

I have dealt with this neurosis for over half of my life and was hospitalized with long-term stays twice because of it. I will NEVER be able to eat without feeling guilty while this cunt is shoveling the grub into her bloated piehole non-stop claiming she has “AA” and getting international recognition for it. The utter audacity of this grotesquely fat, slovenly, self-indulgent, intellectually defunct, morally bankrupt, rat bastard scumbag hedonist with BAD skin! I’m unironically MATI so I’ll take my hats. But I’m about to open up a slaughter house for this mad cow in particular.

Slow deep cleansing breaths ….

 

[Cheesegirl78]

"It's OK to punch Nazis"
Bitch, you can't even lift your arms to do your own hair, how you gonna punch someone?

 

[The Hardest R]

That’s fucking it! I’ve been reading this entire thread and enjoying many LOLS but every time this bitch talks about anorexia, I get enraged for myself and all the other men and women who have had to deal with this disorder. I have no mouth and I must sperg!

Spoiler: MATI PL

I have dealt with this neurosis for over half of my life and was hospitalized with long-term stays twice because of it. I will NEVER be able to eat without feeling guilty while this cunt is shoveling the grub into her bloated piehole non-stop claiming she has “AA” and getting international recognition for it. The utter audacity of this grotesquely fat, slovenly, self-indulgent, intellectually defunct, morally bankrupt, rat bastard scumbag hedonist with BAD skin! I’m unironically MATI so I’ll take my hats. But I’m about to open up a slaughter house for this mad cow in particular.

Slow deep cleansing breaths ….

As we are slowly but hopefully surely continuing to trend away from finding freak cases to celebrate under the guise of diversity, Tubbers pretending to be anorexic is as galling as the freaks that want a limb to be amputated. That is the one thing that is half fascinating and half frustrating about her is that once a year, she finds some way to get into the news somehow.

Still waiting to see her TEDx talk but it’s been approximately two months now. The odds of it getting published dwindle by each passing day.

 

[Genuine Orientalist]

As we are slowly but hopefully surely continuing to trend away from finding freak cases to celebrate under the guise of diversity, Tubbers pretending to be anorexic is as galling as the freaks that want a limb to be amputated. That is the one thing that is half fascinating and half frustrating about her is that once a year, she finds some way to get into the news somehow.

Still waiting to see her TEDx talk but it’s been approximately two months now. The odds of it getting published dwindle by each passing day.

I’m so disappointed we likely will never see her ted talk. I want to believe her fans would campaign to see it and I think an appeal to progressivism (it is classist and ableist not to make her talk accessible to those who could not go to switzerland/ could not fit in the seats at the event) from her fans could actually force their hand to release it.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

"It's OK to punch Nazis"
Bitch, you can't even lift your arms to do your own hair, how you gonna punch someone?

She’d have better luck flopping and body slamming/sitting on top of them, might shatter some bones. Can’t imagine many fates worse than getting crushed under Tess Hooliday.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

She’d have better luck flopping and body slamming/sitting on top of them, might shatter some bones. Can’t imagine many fates worse than getting crushed under Tess Hooliday.

"Crushed By Tess" - an erotic neonazi fantasy novel by Joshua Conner "Null" Moon Potter.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Come on, Tess. Fight Trump and the nazis by posting your Ted talk video. We know you have a copy.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy haircare

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

It's not full and healthy. We’ve seen your bald spots.

 

[multiverse]

Tessy haircare
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You didn't massage anything into your scalp. Bowie did. You can't hold your arms up long enough to put your own hair in ponytail, so the only person washing your hair is your elementary school aged son.

And look at this trick, tryna sell snake oil and pretend that fixed her traction alopecia. It was the steroid shops to the scalp, not dumb essential oils and hair masks that grew your hair back.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

It was the steroid shops to the scalp, not dumb essential oils and hair masks that grew your hair back.

Somehow I ended up getting reels from a plastic surgeon showing up on my Facebook. He's funny, so I haven't tried to get him to go away. One of his reaction videos was talking about rosemary oil for hair growth.

According to him (and the Internet) some studies have shown that rosemary oil is/can be as effective as rogaine for hair growth.

From the article I linked;

A 2015 studyTrusted Source found that rosemary oil may be a useful treatment for androgenic alopecia. The participants of the study showed a significant increase in hair count after 6 months of using rosemary oil. The overall result of the study provided evidence that rosemary oil may be effective for certain hair growth.

A study from 2022 also found evidence that rosemary oil can aid in hair growth. The study stated that rosemary oil had the same effect as Minoxidil, a hair growth medication, after 6 weeks of use.

Research from 2017Trusted Source showed that rosemary can help in the management of bacterial infections. This means that if hair loss is due to a bacterial scalp infection, rosemary oil may be helpful in clearing the infection and regrowing hair. Anyone with a scalp infection should always speak with a healthcare professional, however.

However, she was treated for alopecia aretia which is an autoimmune disorder. I don't know if rosemary oil will help with that. Genetics also plays a huge role in hair growth, maximum length, thickness, and density. All the rosemary oil in the world won't help someone who is geneticly predisposed to shorter, fine, thin hair, as a friend of mine has discovered.