Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[NO TROONS]

Lmaoo they are losing it.

Im so glad that trump won.. these faggots are about to fuck around and find out , Americans aren't playing games with them anymore.

Go look on reddit & tiktok right now to see how the trannies are STILL trying to ensemble some allies to help and defend them from us.

I just came across a video of a pickme saying that she will kick anyones assses for disrespecting trans people aka misgendering, and this video got 1 million likes.
Im wondering if Trump is aware about how the community has weaponized the word "TERF" against women & lesbians all these years while threatening violence, rape & death. TERF needs to be legally recognized as a slur, and we must abolish "cisgender" forever.

He absolutely NEEDS to pass a hate crime bill to protect us from trannies because obviously they don't know when to stop and the troon backlash is coming.
The men in dresses are so angry.

 

[Drunk Chipmunk]

The men in dresses are so angry.

The pooners, meanwhile, are le sad.

I just popped into the Fundie Snark subreddit to see how the BPD seahorse dads who took it over a few years back were getting on. I was blessed to witness all the coping and seething I expected and more. One of them posted a tweet from Matt Walsh in which he was gloating about all the winning, and she titled the post "We trans people are going to need you guys so much over the next few years." Just blatant emotional manipulation. Of course the comments are all handmaidens falling over themselves to assure her that she's SUPER DUPER valid and they are allies and will totally hide her in their attics when the time comes.

 

[NO TROONS]

Goes to show just how much the most deluded or devoted trannies depend on twisting language or ignoring actual science to justify their propaganda. They thrive on spreading misinformation about biology to convince people (especially kids and their parents) that not all women have vaginas or that SRS gives men true and honest ones. Or, in this case, over exaggerating normal human development to “define” all fetuses as female at conception to try and scare people into thinking that these definitions are more hateful and ignorant than they actually are. And often times, it works.

Some of that is the educational system’s fault, some of it is people taking everything at face value. But troons definitely, vastly contribute. That they’re always this upset about basic definitions to the point of pulling tactics like this is extremely telling. It is a threat to their power and influence. Get enough people questioning and the propaganda machine breaks down.

They have twisted the meaaning of "Biological woman" to suit themselves too.

I've heard them argue that it just means a living woman, and since they identify as women, that term includes them and not just "cis women" anymore.

It's crazy how far they will go to lie and cope about their reality.

They're still online justifying tricking straight men into the bedroom and say "who cares if trans women have dicks, straight men want us, we are still women and if you were attracted to the presentation, then thats all that matters, genitalia is irrelevant"... like tranny are you seriously willing to risk your life over this pathetic cross dressing fetish?!

The pooners, meanwhile, are le sad.

I just popped into the Fundie Snark subreddit to see how the BPD seahorse dads who took it over a few years back were getting on. I was blessed to witness all the coping and seething I expected and more. One of them posted a tweet from Matt Walsh in which he was gloating about all the winning, and she titled the post "We trans people are going to need you guys so much over the next few years." Just blatant emotional manipulation. Of course the comments are all handmaidens falling over themselves to assure her that she's SUPER DUPER valid and they are allies and will totally hide her in their attics when the time comes.

These people will get the biggest wakeup call of their lives.

Take the L troons , you're done

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Someone asked r/AskReddit their feelings about the latest EO “erasing” transgender and nonbinary people



Most of the comments are what you’d expect- it’s all right wing people using troons as scapegoats or targeting them when there are more important issues, “I’m cis and think you’re all beautiful people,” yadda yadda

Spoiler: length

This one joked about troon eggs driving up chicken egg prices (gross)



Others are joking (maybe) that if they don’t exist, then that means they don’t have to pay taxes (or work, or follow laws)





Or are convinced that this was Trump helping Elon Musk punish his son for trooning out



Or it’s Nazis. When in doubt, just say “Nazi.”

Spoiler: bonus JKR hate

Or demonstrate how little you understand genetics and basic biology to look smart to fellow idiots

Spoiler: length

Oh now they’re “think of the children” (but only the intersex ones)



And of course, a troon promising to throw a brick at “the next Stonewall,” because He Will Not Divide Us



Edit: I had scrolled VERY far down when I found this. Surprised it wasn’t downvoted to hell

 

[Syikeblade]

A 30 year old has decided she's now an ftm and just has to share with her friends. Her husband is happy but she hasn't heard back from her friends.

And because she didn't get the immediate validation and celebration believes they might be transphobic.

And of course the comments need to comfort their newest member this one being my favorite:



Why won't my friends celebrate Meee!!

 

[Poonocchio]

Ah yes, that is a cartel haul weight of copium/hopium speedball. Why are people still "coming out" when Orange Bad Man is about to send them all to the camps?? Almost seems like they know it isn't going to happen but they can now be more oppreshuned than ever.

 

[Drunk Chipmunk]

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"I went from unimaginable euphoria from wearing my first binder, and picking out my first packer, to the dread that all of my friends have possibly abandoned me."

Just when I think I'm numb to it, sometimes the absolute absurdity of the state of things hits me anew.

How did we get to this point? Where women are strapping down their breasts and shoving dildoes in their pants to larp as men, and the friends who are not, like, asking for details about how veiny she went with the dildo, are somehow the socially unacceptable ones?

Obviously there's even more to be said about the men pretending to be women, but I dont' have the energy.

Please, Lord, deliver us from this insanity.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Insane mental gymnastics, why dont these people just accept they are gay men?
"Its so much easier than yearning for cis womens affection" yeah dumbass youre a faggot in denial, thats why youre not into women, only trannies since they reinforce your delusion that you cant possibly be a gay man.

Some of the AGPs develop so-called “pseudo-bisexuality” where they aren’t attracted to men but are turned on by the idea of dressing up and being penetrated like a woman. I suspect this is a lonely transbian, HSTS-types are appalled at the mere suggestion of dating anyone who’s also trans. TTD either way.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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A 30 year old has decided she's now an ftm and just has to share with her friends. Her husband is happy but she hasn't heard back from her friends.

And because she didn't get the immediate validation and celebration believes they might be transphobic.

And of course the comments need to comfort their newest member this one being my favorite:

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Why won't my friends celebrate Meee!!

What do u want to bet this bitch has had about 5 comings outs so far.
Let's say, from the off lesbian, and then bisexual when she met her husband, and then non binary, and then maybe poly, and then autistic and/or adhd.
I garuntee it will always be something with her and now, in the moment when trans people are having a melty about being the literal genocided German Jews in ww2 fr fr no cap, she has decided she is full Poon.

Even if it's not all that (and it like 98% likelihood is), there's a kind of resource scarcity around trooning now-not just in the material things like hrt shortages, healthcare queues, but also compassion fatigue and generally like, conceptually.

Even some of them will start to get the little Blair white devil appearing on their shoulder whispering about social contagion and idiots giving them a bad name, and being like "it's mighty strange how EVERYONE I know is trans now, maybe they....... are bullshNO that is very transphobic of me, fuck that attention seeking bitch for illiciting these doubts from me.. I need to schedule a therapist appointment.


The people in the comments saying they were upset because people acted like it wasn't a big deal. Because it's not. Are you supposed to make a big deal of your biological male friend being male?
Just say you want to be celebrated for existing and we're the kind of kid who's pushover parents bought them a present on their siblings birthday because they woudl freak the fuck out about not being celebrated at all times.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

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A 30 year old has decided she's now an ftm and just has to share with her friends. Her husband is happy but she hasn't heard back from her friends.

And because she didn't get the immediate validation and celebration believes they might be transphobic.

And of course the comments need to comfort their newest member this one being my favorite:

Uh oh, our freshly minted pooner said a no-no thing and feelings were hurt. Luckily, heckin' masc socialisation sorts it out

 

[Poonocchio]

Uh oh, our freshly minted pooner said a no-no thing and feelings were hurt. Luckily, heckin' masc socialisation sorts it out

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They are exhausting people. They must be abhorrent to be around. My God, no wonder they are depressed so much and want to cut their body to pieces. What an utterly pedantic and miserable existence.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

My bets are it didn't happen. Why are all these stories of fleeing the US always going to Mexico. Literally the last place on the planet it would be good to elope to unless you're fleeing criminal charges?

It worked for the gunt

 

[Dolly Brooks]

"I went from unimaginable euphoria from wearing my first binder, and picking out my first packer, to the dread that all of my friends have possibly abandoned me."

Just when I think I'm numb to it, sometimes the absolute absurdity of the state of things hits me anew.

How did we get to this point? Where women are strapping down their breasts and shoving dildoes in their pants to larp as men, and the friends who are not, like, asking for details about how veiny she went with the dildo, are somehow the socially unacceptable ones?

Obviously there's even more to be said about the men pretending to be women, but I dont' have the energy.

Please, Lord, deliver us from this insanity.

I’m always amazed at how these chicks are the least “masculine” people ever. Not self-assured in the slightest.

Imagine suddenly declaring to everyone that you love the flavor vanilla. No one responds or cares because it doesn’t really matter and because they’re busy with their own lives. This sends you into a spiral about how you think you’re going to be lonely 4ever. You were excited to go to the store later to get some vanilla ice cream and Vanilla Coke but now you’re not so sure. :/

All the while your poor husband is lying next to you, wondering why he ever stuck his dick in crazy.

“I like Lady Gaga!” *read at 9:41 PM.* Oh no, no one wuvs me (except my husband for some reason but fuck that guy.) Better post about the existential dread this causes me on Reddit.

Can we loan these women to the Taliban for a week? I need them to see what real problems are like.

 

[Law]

A 30 year old has decided she's now an ftm and just has to share with her friends. Her husband is happy but she hasn't heard back from her friends.

Her friends didn't give her the narcissistic supply she ordered, and honestly it's heartbreaking. Where is she going to get praise and attention from now? They already knew that she was non-binary, but they dared to talk and think about things other than her and her feelings about herself? My God, it's like she doesn't even exist!
Being this self-centered must be such a trippy existence. You tell all your mates you want to cosplay full-time as the opposite sex, they respond "OK," and you've convinced yourself that they've abandoned you.

All the while your poor husband is lying next to you, wondering why he ever stuck his dick in crazy.

"I get hours of extra free time per week cause she does all the housework, plus she's too distracted by this gender shit to ever leave me! Plus, I get the social status boost of telling people I'm a married man! All I have to do to get a blowjob around here is sleep through an episode of Pose on Netflix then tell her I see her as a boy, hahahaha. This is great!" - How I imagine the inner monolog of the husbands who stay when their wives poon out.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Ran across this, relates anecdotal shit about last minute credentials...

if true this makes me hate bureaucrats even more. on a normal day they take forever to do their jobs. they never do anything in a timely manner, but the second a tranny might get a passport with their biological sex on it, then they are capable of doing months worth of work in one day?

Tiny 5'1" Pooner gets banned from all bathrooms in her highschool by her based Principal. Has to go to the dirty public toilets in the park. meph1st0phel3s

assuming she is even telling the truth, i can imagine the only reason for being banned form all girl's bathrooms on school would be because she messes them up. wouldnt surprise me to see a crazy pooner smear poo/pee or leave dirty toilet paper all over the bathroom.

Insane mental gymnastics, why dont these people just accept they are gay men?
"Its so much easier than yearning for cis womens affection" yeah dumbass youre a faggot in denial, thats why youre not into women, only trannies since they reinforce your delusion that you cant possibly be a gay man.

because they dont have a fetish for being gay. their fetish is for being a woman. thinking of themselves as a gay man doesnt get their peepee hard, but going 'uwu im a little girl' does.

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A 30 year old has decided she's now an ftm and just has to share with her friends. Her husband is happy but she hasn't heard back from her friends.

And because she didn't get the immediate validation and celebration believes they might be transphobic.

And of course the comments need to comfort their newest member this one being my favorite:

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Why won't my friends celebrate Meee!!

now let's see how supportive of you your husband is when you decide to get bottom surgery. as soon as you no longer have a woman's body when it comes to sex, we'll see how long he is willing to put up with your crazy narcissism.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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A 30 year old has decided she's now an ftm and just has to share with her friends. Her husband is happy but she hasn't heard back from her friends.

And because she didn't get the immediate validation and celebration believes they might be transphobic.

And of course the comments need to comfort their newest member this one being my favorite:

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Why won't my friends celebrate Meee!!

I get the impression that this person is hard work.

It seems very likely that Lil Dood came out as trans and her friends viewed it as Just Another Fucking Thing that she’s claimed to be.

I found an interesting post by her in TwoXChromosomes:

 

[AMHOLIO]

How did we get to this point? Where women are strapping down their breasts and shoving dildoes in their pants to larp as men, and the friends who are not, like, asking for details about how veiny she went with the dildo, are somehow the socially unacceptable ones?

You're saying this when part of the reason Trump was reelected was because of gender bullshit like this. It still isn't seen as socially acceptable, you're reading a reddit post. This is the equivalent of furries being butthurt they can't wear their fursuits in their workplace and giving each other asspats over how sad it is. No sane person says shit like this, we're getting post from an echo chamber and reading them.

Can we loan these women to the Taliban for a week? I need them to see what real problems are like.

Nah, then they would weaponize the fuck out of it. From grifting to making others do things for them because of it. These people are best left on "read" and laughed at.

 

[squidward tentacles]

"I went from unimaginable euphoria from wearing my first binder, and picking out my first packer, to the dread that all of my friends have possibly abandoned me."

Just when I think I'm numb to it, sometimes the absolute absurdity of the state of things hits me anew.

How did we get to this point? Where women are strapping down their breasts and shoving dildoes in their pants to larp as men, and the friends who are not, like, asking for details about how veiny she went with the dildo, are somehow the socially unacceptable ones?

Obviously there's even more to be said about the men pretending to be women, but I dont' have the energy.

Please, Lord, deliver us from this insanity.

I've heard it compared to drug addiction and that's a very apt way of putting it. The first 'high' is unmatchable, and because of that, they inevitably spiral. It's never just 'please call me Aiden now' or 'i am going to start wearing women's jeans', because the 'high' wears off. The gender euphoria settles and hearing people call you Aiden or shopping in the women's section doesn't do it for you anymore. It spirals and spirals until you get, well, everyone featured in stinkditch.

If they weren't addicted to transitioning then they would probably be addicted to something else, be that substance abuse or shopping or attention.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

And at any rate this has zero relevance to transsexualism.

Yeah, I've come around to also see it that way. I was kinda spergy in the u.s. politics thread about the part where male and female are defined by the gametes they will eventually produce.
I'm not sure if you could still lawyer that whole thing to death from that angle under a future administration.
With malicious intent, it does read somewhat nonsensical, because at conception no sex produces either.

Turner's Syndrome

Get's even better:
X0/XY mosaicism
This is an even more interesting case because here you can't even go by chromosomes, but often by genitalia. For chromosome affectionardos it's veeery close to true intersex, if you also have the mangled genital variety. It think there's also xx/xy mosaics walking around, tho I'm not sure on their phenotypal ambivalence.

Most individuals with this karyotype have apparently normal male genitalia, and a minority have female genitalia, with a significant number of individuals showing genital abnormalities or mixed sex characteristics.

The law is probably done this way to neither stop voluntary butchery on these people, but neither box in those who dont't get anything done.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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A 30 year old has decided she's now an ftm and just has to share with her friends. Her husband is happy but she hasn't heard back from her friends.

And because she didn't get the immediate validation and celebration believes they might be transphobic.

And of course the comments need to comfort their newest member this one being my favorite:

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Why won't my friends celebrate Meee!!

Reading her post is the ultimate "Tell me you're white without telling me you're white".

It's just this type of shit always seems to be White People annoyed that they're Straight and White. 1st it was she was non-binary and now she's going to full mile and it's all about her wanting praise even from real queers.