Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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"Sometimes you just want to bake a triple chocolate cake with a ganache filling and a chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream icing.
I got done with all my business calls AND had time to make a delicious pumpkin curry AND bake a cake. I’m like a completely different person
It’s a chocolate olive oil cake btw with a coffee syrup cake soak. It’s sooo rich but the meringue balances it out nicely imo."

Good for Anissa. Here's her newest lil' cake.

I had to look up what chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream icing is supposed to look like to make sure it's not me being a retard, but in every single picture I found, it had a homogenous color.

Did Anisa make this cake while holding in a piss or being high meth or something? It's all so sloppy and uneven. Even the raspberries look like she just dumped them on, they do not look carefully placed at all. Also, why didn't she use the knife and spin the plate trick to make the icing nice and flat? Also also, would it really have been that hard to take a paper towel and remove the icing smudges from the place before taking a picture? I can't opine on the taste, although it was probably good since it's difficult to muck up chocholate cake if you follow the instructions, but the presentation is atrocious. If you'd have told me that someone suffering from parkinsons's made, I wouldn't question it.

I mean, good for her for continuing her cooking hobby, but this is not a pic to post online if you're not a 12yo who just helped their mom bake a cake for their friend's b-day or sth.

 

[stupid frog]

I had to look up what chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream icing is supposed to look like to make sure it's not me being a retard, but in every single picture I found, it had a homogenous color.

Did Anisa make this cake while holding in a piss or being high meth or something? It's all so sloppy and uneven. Even the raspberries look like she just dumped them on, they do not look carefully placed at all. Also, why didn't she use the knife and spin the plate trick to make the icing nice and flat? Also also, would it really have been that hard to take a paper towel and remove the icing smudges from the place before taking a picture? I can't opine on the taste, although it was probably good since it's difficult to muck up chocholate cake if you follow the instructions, but the presentation is atrocious. If you'd have told me that someone suffering from parkinsons's made, I wouldn't question it.

I mean, good for her for continuing her cooking hobby, but this is not a pic to post online if you're not a 12yo who just helped their mom bake a cake for their friend's b-day or sth.
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I KNOW IT'S SLOPPY I JUST WANT HER TO KEEP POSTING SHHH

 

[nanona]

I hate her retarded tiny tarts.

why are they so ridiculously tiny?
and sloppy, but that's a Jomha trademark.

also: "business calls". fucking lol.

 

[Leo Frank]

also: "business calls". fucking lol.

Talking to Maureen IS business

 

[Godmode]

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"Sometimes you just want to bake a triple chocolate cake with a ganache filling and a chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream icing.
I got done with all my business calls AND had time to make a delicious pumpkin curry AND bake a cake. I’m like a completely different person
It’s a chocolate olive oil cake btw with a coffee syrup cake soak. It’s sooo rich but the meringue balances it out nicely imo."

Good for Anissa. Here's her newest lil' cake.

It's as if she took every idea she heard on baking shows and used them all in one dessert. It sounds like diabetes on a plate. I predict Ian's going to have a wicked case of the shits.

also: "business calls". fucking lol.

Maybe @Null sent her a dick pic to critique.

 

[A.P. Hill]

No, because Asians, not the jeet variety, are basically white and not le heckin wholesome brown folk.

Chinese straight off the boat from China are as bad as jeets. Japanese, Koreans, and multi-generation Chinese-Americans are well-behaved and make Americans think all Asians are like that.

 

[Doublefrag]

I got done with all my business calls AND had time to make a delicious pumpkin curry AND bake a cake. I’m like a completely different person

Bitch uses the shitty New Age expressions like "became a completely different person" all the time. No, you don't become a completely different person after doing one productive thing in your 16 waking hours, just how does she as an aging adult keep wasting so much time

 

[Carbiter]

Dane met Ian years back in a Discord where Dane would invite youtubers he liked to before Ian hit it big. Apparently they became friends there. Dane has been working on his channel with him for years. He did the parody song in the Keemstar content cop, and was cameraman and/or editor for his short lived documentaries.

Never knew lmao. If the podcast goes under, does that mean it's the end of the relationship between Ian and Dane? I ask because I don't see a reason Anissa would keep Dane around if he's not useful in some way

 

[Leo Frank]

Never knew lmao. If the podcast goes under, does that mean it's the end of the relationship between Ian and Dane? I ask because I don't see a reason Anissa would keep Dane around if he's not useful in some way

Doubtful, Dane moved to Seattle alongside Ian and Anus from San Diego after a break up. They have been good friends since before Anisa and before Ian was even e-famous. Dane also has his own channel doing fine so I’m sure they’ll remain as close of friends as one can be with Ian. I think Dane just does this as a favor to buffer between these two retards as he’s the only who kind of knows what he’s talking about even if I personally disagree with a lot of his ideology.

Dane is someone who has enough knowledge to give a nuanced opinion on politics or certain political figures without getting too radical or emotional and has a basic foundation of the US and how our government works to not come off as an idiot. Sure, put him up against Shapiro (not simping for Shapiro, first conservative political debater to come to mind) and he’ll get shredded. But, you can kind of tell he doesn’t really like to get political. Dane also kind of balances them out because he said he has friends on all ends of the political spectrum and he just doesn’t care, they just don’t talk politics. Sane behavior. Ian and Anisa are the radicals who won’t befriend or intermingle with anyone who aren’t champagne socialists as themselves. Ian and Anisa should actually never speak about politics. They come off less stupid reviewing TikToks and talking about whatever the fuck gunch is.

Dane has also said he does this for free so I don’t think he cares what happens to it at all. He’s stated apathetically that doing it isn’t it a big deal, he just has to show up on discord and talk for an hour. Some eagle eyed observers have even caught him playing games in his glasses reflection from time to time.

Edit: even though Dane is liberal and leans more socialist than the average American, I would wager he would call out someone like.. oh.. Hasan, for being a true champagne socialist and an idiot. He can never say this, though. He knows how badly Anisa wants to have sex with Hasan and no one can get in the way of her trying despite being too old, unattractive and irrelevant for him.

 

[Godmode]

Dane has also said he does this for free so I don’t think he cares what happens to it at all. He’s stated apathetically that doing it isn’t it a big deal, he just has to show up on discord and talk for an hour. Some eagle eyed observers have even caught him playing games in his glasses reflection from time to time.

Isn't Dane also the camera guy for Icuck's documentaries?

 

[Zilch]

Did Anisa make this cake while holding in a piss or being high meth or something? It's all so sloppy and uneven.

As she's new to baking she may not know that you should chill the cake before frosting.
She also probably didn't whip the frosting enough. It takes a fuck of a long time on very high speed with a stand mixer to make a frosting that'll hold it's shape.

She should really start with the basics though. It's weird to me that she doesn't know how to cook but keeps trying to make cuisine.
It's a start though! Anisa you should learn how to grill a good steak. (My bad I forgot your poor) How to roast a nice chicken. Sautée some veggies and the cake is alright. Work on the frosting and take your time, you'll be fine.

Also hilarious that she keeps making baked goods that Ian can't have without shitting himself.

 

[Clancee]

As she's new to baking she may not know that you should chill the cake before frosting.

The problem is that Anisa CAN'T be new at anything. She always has to be an expert at everything she does, so she can't stand the idea of being mediocre at something but then gradually getting better.

 

[Zilch]

The problem is that Anisa CAN'T be new at anything. She always has to be an expert at everything she does, so she can't stand the idea of being mediocre at something but then gradually getting better.

Ahh
Makes sense.
That's why she dropped her rocker-girl guitar larp.

 

[Carbiter]

Isn't Dane also the camera guy for Icuck's documentaries?

He is yes. Apparently, when he was making the sam hyde CC, Dane just didn't give a shit and let it sit for a while, which is part of why it took so long to release. However, beyond that specific piece of content, I wouldn't know.

Doubtful, Dane moved to Seattle alongside Ian and Anus from San Diego after a break up. They have been good friends since before Anisa and before Ian was even e-famous.

At least Ian has 1 friend within driving distance. Which is good for him, even if I despise Ian nowadays. Actually makes me happy to hear.

 

[whalebiologist]

Can a lorebeard help me understand? She claims she's muslim but she whored herself out on OF, publicly humiliated icuckz and possibly cheated on him with that one manlet. Is it just severe mental illness?

 

[Godmode]

Can a lorebeard help me understand? She claims she's muslim but she whored herself out on OF, publicly humiliated icuckz and possibly cheated on him with that one manlet. Is it just severe mental illness?

Tell me you're a newbie without telling me you're a newbie.

 

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Can a lorebeard help me understand? She claims she's muslim but she whored herself out on OF, publicly humiliated icuckz and possibly cheated on him with that one manlet. Is it just severe mental illness?

She claims she grew up *culturally* muslim, but that's mostly so she has another checkbox to tick for bonus oppression points. Said on at least one occasion that, according to her dad, all animals are muslim. Yes, including pigs and dogs.
What pictures we have from her teenage years show her attending parties and even playing sports for the boy's team, yet not a single instance (that I'm aware of) of her wearing traditional islamic garments.

Tl;dr: there's nothing to understand, she's a lying liar who lies.

 

[whalebiologist]

She claims she grew up *culturally* muslim, but that's mostly so she has another checkbox to tick for bonus oppression points. Said on at least one occasion that, according to her dad, all animals are muslim. Yes, including pigs and dogs.
What pictures we have from her teenage years show her attending parties and even playing sports for the boy's team, yet not a single instance (that I'm aware of) of her wearing traditional islamic garments.

Tl;dr: there's nothing to understand, she's a lying liar who lies.

ahh makes sense. man she's dumb as a brick. Reminds me of piratesoftware in the absolute delusion. she had a golden goose and royally screwed that up.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The cake looks good. I would eat it if didn't know it came from Anisa. Not everything a cow does is the worst thing in the world, and every home made cake looks like that.

 

[Techno-primitivist]

I had to look up what chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream icing is supposed to look like to make sure it's not me being a retard, but in every single picture I found, it had a homogenous color.

Did Anisa make this cake while holding in a piss or being high meth or something? It's all so sloppy and uneven. Even the raspberries look like she just dumped them on, they do not look carefully placed at all. Also, why didn't she use the knife and spin the plate trick to make the icing nice and flat? Also also, would it really have been that hard to take a paper towel and remove the icing smudges from the place before taking a picture? I can't opine on the taste, although it was probably good since it's difficult to muck up chocholate cake if you follow the instructions, but the presentation is atrocious. If you'd have told me that someone suffering from parkinsons's made, I wouldn't question it.

I mean, good for her for continuing her cooking hobby, but this is not a pic to post online if you're not a 12yo who just helped their mom bake a cake for their friend's b-day or sth.
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Not gonna lie, reading someone aylogging a lolcow's cake is why I lurk on the Kiwifarms.