DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Phil is preparing to jerk of on stream

X

Just wait until he opens a chaturbate account

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Snotlings are basically the niggers of Orkoid society in Warhammer. They're slaves and cannon fodder. DSP begging Jaha for his life is like a literal scene from a Warhammer book about Orks.

I think his cowardly and scheming nature and lack of hygiene makes Phail more like a Skaven.

 

[Burl McMillan]

I think he's so sexless and sheltered that he didn't understand that he was replying to foot fetish comments

I really really don't want to spend any time seriously thinking about Phil's level of awareness about fetishes and other sexual quirks but what are the chances there are actual gay foot fetishists in Phil's stream and he's unknowingly queer-foot-baiting them? I share your speculation that he thinks hats and vests are no different from socks and feet and I really have no fucking idea what the writers for this season are planning.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil is preparing to jerk of on stream

X

Just wait until he opens a chaturbate account

Why is he not zooming in?

Also, im watching the wpig live stream and I saw this. I thought its pretty funny.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil is preparing to jerk of on stream

X

Just wait until he opens a chaturbate account

 

[Lord_Point]

Even though Phil is some weird sex-guilt-ridden incel now, I tend to believe he is inadvertently embracing foot fetish content, which is fucking weird and gross.

Bros just desperate to bring back the vest streak via the new sock streak. If it becomes the new thing he will have no idea what it is you are even talking about, foot fetish? Huh? HUHUHUH? Sock streak is silly fun his viewers demanded and there is nothing sexual about it, after all he is married!

I never give Phil the benefit of the doubt because he hasn't earned it, but I think he's so sexless and sheltered that he didn't understand that he was replying to foot fetish comments.

Phil was demonstrably into BBC porn back in the day (still is?), its hard to imagine he didnt learn about foot fetishes while cruising the early internet for pictures of naked black men.

 

[Elbe]

FYI I'm reporting everyone posting Phil's feet pics.

You'd better hope I don't win the lottery or it's jail time.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil is preparing to jerk of on stream

X

Just wait until he opens a chaturbate account

NGL if phil made an onlyfans and started raking in thousands of dollars a month I wouldn't even be mad. I'd be impressed.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The one saving grace of the Phil thread is that at least there isn't a sexual element to Phil's antics, but it appears that this is no longer the case.

 

[Corpun]

It bugs me watching him play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2. Nothing makes you hate Phil more than him bumbling and failing at a series you genuinely enjoy, and holy shit the babyrage about this game annoys me to no end. If the game is so difficult for you, drop it Phil. it's clear that you don't understand that the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games were nver some Russian Fallout clone that you assumed they were. For as far in the game as you are, you should have figured this out by now.

But no, keep standing out in the open and absorb bullets because you fail to see the importance of cover, timeing your shots, and peeking out of cover to figure out where bandits or Monolith are. Running around fighting off mutant dogs or chimeras is one thing but doing that with actual humans with guns is just retarded. But of course, it is always those booksmart devs who are braindead and never playtest their game's fault, not his utter lack of skill. Just drop the fucking game Phil, the only reason you don't is because you know people will laugh at you for it.

He definitely resents nerds because not even the nerd group in HS accepted him, plus the nerdy Asian chick that rejected him for prom (also the beginning of Asian hate), and likely hitting college and realizing he's not even that smart. His only friend group was being the king of the retards, and ironically enough, his stream is the same thing. Bully wheelchair dents, get bullied by everybody outside of that.

I doubt he was even part of that weirdo social outcast clique every school has. DSP belonged to no fucking clique in High School, not even the weird kid club would accept him.

I can't wait for him to tardrage at not understanding the instructions. Aludda peepol here think he's gonna misplace a piece which'll cause him to tardrage. You guys are giving him way too much credit, remember the new PC setup stream and mic arm setup stream from last year? lmao

Knowing Phil, he will open every packet of LEGOs in one big pile, not bother sorting them by coor or shape, and bitch and moan about how he can't find a piece. This will then turn into 3 streams of him piecing together one set until he finally gives up and leaves a pile of LEGOs sitting on the floor to step on or for poor Jasper to swallow and finally put himself out of his misery.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

PPP said he's going to go hard on DSP today. He's obviously trying to milk detractors to come to the show now. Said he's going to make fun of him for the feet/sock thing, which to me is low on the list of what makes DSP weird or terrible.

DSP can grift the dents and PPP can grift the detractors. Sound good? I hope that sounds good.

PPP is not talented, interesting or funny. He's just a loud morbidly obese transexual who also sways and begs.

 

[Lord_Point]

The one saving grace of the Phil thread is that at least there isn't a sexual element to Phil's antics, but it appears that this is no longer the case.

Disagree, phil has always projected a strong closeted homosexual energy, now its just not so closeted.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It bugs me watching him play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2. Nothing makes you hate Phil more than him bumbling and failing at a series you genuinely enjoy, and holy shit the babyrage about this game annoys me to no end

It legitimately pisses me off when you have people fucking up your enjoyment of a game like this to the point that you get turned off of playing the game.

 

[Corpun]

It legitimately pisses me off when you have people fucking up your enjoyment of a game like this to the point that you get turned off of playing the game.

I don't even own S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 but seeing him whine like this and act like it is a broken incomplete mess when it plays exactly like every other game from the series just pisses me off. I'm sure DSP has forgotten he dumped Call of Chernobyl 30 minutes into it back in the day because he is a bumbling retard who needs everything told to him and the enemies to stand there and let him kill them. I'm sure he is playing on a lower difficulty too, ergo the game is actually harder because everyone is a bullet sponge too.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I doubt he was even part of that weirdo social outcast clique every school has. DSP belonged to no fucking clique in High School, not even the weird kid club would accept him.

I don't mean this solely as an insult, but DSP strikes me as the kind of guy who'd say his best friend was his mom in high school. Like, a lot of his younger, outside of school stories seem to involve doing things with her. At least the believable ones, I think at this point his LAN parties have been thoroughly debunked, but given how he behaves as an adult, I absolutely believe he went on scheduled hair appointments and waddled around the mall with his mom on the weekends.

What's extra sad/funny is, it's not like DSP is even that fond of his mom, and despite emulating a lot of her behavior and lifestyle choices, he arguably looks down on her and says far more negative things about her than he ever does positive.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't even own S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 but seeing him whine like this and act like it is a broken incomplete mess when it plays exactly like every other game from the series just pisses me off. I'm sure DSP has forgotten he dumped Call of Chernobyl 30 minutes into it back in the day because he is a bumbling retard who needs everything told to him and the enemies to stand there and let him kill them. I'm sure he is playing on a lower difficulty too, ergo the game is actually harder because everyone is a bullet sponge too.

He's playing on Stalker difficulty and I'm surprised how much shit the game lets him get away with. Sometimes he stands there getting lit up by multiple dudes and he only dies after 3 seconds of eating full auto fire. I play on Veteran and a single burst from any automatic weapon killed me before I got better armor. I thought he was playing on the lowest difficulty but it seems like the jump from Stalker to Veteran is extremely noticeable.

Also the "STALKER is ackshully harder on lower difficulties" is a myth that's been propagated since the first game. It's confirmation bias from being forced to play competently lest you get one-shot in an instant by a 2-4 round burst from an AK when playing on Master, something that just doesn't happen at all when playing on Novice.

 

[FormerPro]

PPP is finally grilling Phil. Phil admits to PPP he only owns 1 pair of socks. When pressed backtracks and admits he actually has 5 pairs of socks as he "doesn't need them" because he only leaves the house once a week. Lunacy.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

We've reached new levels of cringe with the newest Smark Guys. Jesus Christ.

 

[PieceofShet]

Even with restream I cant watch this fat faggot more than a minute. He thinks shouting means he is funny.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

As someone who's not a fan of PPP, watching him trying to understand Philip's logic is pretty hysterical. PPP keeps sneak dissing him and he doesn't even notice. Naivety is one of Phillip's strong suits.