DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burl McMillan]

Did Evil Eddie also get Phil? This man really must be stopped

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is really panicking about Kick not streaming properly anymore. He did offer "Anything" for a $150 donation and his subs/views percentage are incredibly sus.

How about filling out a job application and dropping it off at Burger King, Phil? Or better yet, admit where all of this money is really going.

 

[Noebel]

Stephen Hawking Burnell streaming from his wheelchair

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I don't follow this guy. Why did he decide to look like Professor Xnt?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Worst version of Professor X ever.

More like Professor Acks

Also if he makes the legos streams a thing, i cant wait to see him wagequit a fucking lego set.

I can't wait for him to tardrage at not understanding the instructions. Aludda peepol here think he's gonna misplace a piece which'll cause him to tardrage. You guys are giving him way too much credit, remember the new PC setup stream and mic arm setup stream from last year? lmao

I don't follow this guy. Why did he decide to look like Professor Xnt?

Because he actually thinks this looks good. I bet in his tiny mind he thinks he looks like a newscaster now.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I don't follow this guy. Why did he decide to look like Professor Xnt?

DSP is probably the least self-aware lolcow in existence. Yes, even less self-aware than CWC, no joke. He can and has given shit to people over things he does the literal next minute and never sees the hypocrisy (my favorite recent example was when he addressed some guy's criticism about him exploiting mentally disabled people in a very retarded way and then immediately went on to greet one of his regulars who is a prime example of the kind of people he exploits).

All this to say that he truly thinks that looks like a professional studio and that live-streaming content has peaked with his setup. That guy wearing a cheap, shitty shirt with sweatpants surrounded by toys and e-thot garbage is giving daily speeches about how superior he is to basically every other creator on the planet. Again, no exaggeration, that's what he truly believes.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

So Phil had a late night whine session after all, and naturally the socks paid their unexpected tithe to the piggy. It's forever, dents!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

• His tits in yesterday’s striped shirt didn’t get enough mention. They were bobbing and weaving. It was bad.
• Phil said yesterday that the Legos would be constructed in the second camera shot…so viewers will see it from five feet away. Maybe he’s revisited it since but it was so dented even for him that it made an impression.
• The need for Phil to have a wiki feet presence was discussed on WPIG yesterday. Glad his social media team is on it.

 

[neger psykolog]

I see he made sure the front is open so he can still masturbate all over the carpet before stream.

Someone tip $100 and ask him to do the pushups

actually fuck that, someone tip $1000 and ask him to pivot his weird fake leg again, I want to see how that was physically possible

I don't follow this guy. Why did he decide to look like Professor Xnt?

Do yourself a favor and don't and stop now or forever hold your peace:

DSP getting nominated and winning would be the most objectively funny outcome.

Not only because it would massage DSP's ego but because then people that don't know who DSP is will get told about who he is and some small percentage of them will fall "down the rabbit hole" like the rest of us poor souls trapped here for all of eternity... on page 5350 of the DSP megathread 2 which was continued on from page 10,001 of the DSP megathread 1 on the DSP subforum on kiwifarms (which almost has 500 thousand fucking forum posts)

 

[Oliver Onions]

Stephen Hawking Burnell streaming from his wheelchair

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You're all being very mean. I think Jack Scalfani is looking great considering he's had 4 or 5 strokes.

Professor Begx

Professor X(tra chromosome)

 

[Balr0g]

So this dumb fuck hopped on stream for nearly 2 Hours to beg for his 150$ without playing a game? Here I am hoping he steps into a Lego piece during his naked feet session. I want to see the tardrage and with a Little luck he falls and destroys his "setup"

 

[LifeAlert]

"You like that csock?"

Look at how happy he is. He's only a couple dry streams away from OnlyFans at this point

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

If Kat is always eating when the dents hit 10 goals why don’t they request she show up on stream during feasting with the Kang?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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"You like that csock?"

Look at how happy he is. He's only a couple dry streams away from OnlyFans at this point

I'm trying to decide if I would bet on 2025 OnlyFans arc or 2026 arc. We're close.

 

[neger psykolog]

The need for Phil to have a wiki feet presence was discussed on WPIG yesterday. Glad his social media team is on it.

Is it time, do we need a DSP feet thread?

 

[smug comporon]

If Kat is always eating when the dents hit 10 goals why don’t they request she show up on stream during feasting with the Kang?

It's not called 'Feasting with the Kat' idiot, get banned ACK ACK ACK.

 

[Kier Starmer]

See how is he not RTU? This is the shit RTU would do. I have to admit the second he starts showing feet and shit I'm out legit.

 

[LifeAlert]

I'm trying to decide if I would bet on 2025 OnlyFans arc or 2026 arc. We're close.

Bet on 2025. He's reaching levels of desperation never thought possible at a rapid pace

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Bet on 2025. He's reaching levels of desperation never thought possible at a rapid pace

Very possible, which is bizarre because somehow being a foot streamer is less embarrasing then moving back in with his parents in CT (with the very valid excuse of needing to take care of his elderly parents). Maybe he wants to be able to chug liquor in the evening and stumble around the house ordering McDonald's at 2am, and his parents wouldn't approve; Dave Sr. would probably slap the shit out of him.

 

[Very Honest Content]

You keep saying Charles Xavier is the larp, thread users, but, to me, he's obviously a dented Niles "Chief" Caulder with a lot more hair dye on his head instead.

 

[Iron Father]