Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Has anyone seen this post? Dec 9th she was trying to reconnect with a stranger she bumped into and was trying to flirt with. She posted in her towns community board on fb trying to find the guy.
She doesn't care about Aaron, she just wants the attention of being a widowed girlfriend.
 

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"not informed enough" is a weird thing for cobes to mention. it doesn't sound like something a troll text would say. dya think maybe he mentioned something anti-trans or pro-trump to papa clint and got told that?

suck it up clint, your boy doesn't know what 4+4 is but even he knows men aren't women.
 
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niggers said:
"not informed enough" is a weird thing for cobes to mention. it doesn't sound like something a troll text would say. dya think maybe he mentioned something anti-trans or pro-trump to papa clint and got told that?

suck it up clint, your boy doesn't know what 4+4 is but even he knows men aren't women.
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It's actually funny seeing SJWs flock to his community not realizing he's a retard who watches shit on youtube and forms opinions based on that.
 
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New fan mail video. Stuff from christmas and earlier, the boy only goes to the post office if there's someone (Clint) to drive him.

A funny bit of BogSpeak:

He gets a christmas card and a bunch of money from his fans in "the ham", England. I thought this was just local slang for Birmingham or something, but then he held up the card to show that it was actually the town of Thame, England.
 
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CircusCat said:
Has anyone seen this post? Dec 9th she was trying to reconnect with a stranger she bumped into and was trying to flirt with. She posted in her towns community board on fb trying to find the guy.
She doesn't care about Aaron, she just wants the attention of being a widowed girlfriend.
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Nobody fucking cares she’s not relevant to the cobraverse
 
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I got recommended this article and it immediately made me think of Josh.

Article about computer duster and bone damage

This most likely contributes to his worsening posture and hobbling around.

I don't know if they make a duster without difluoroethane but it would be really funny if he were to somehow be convinced he can get high by using one of those electric computer dusters.
 
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Also at the end forgetting it's a food review and calling it a food hack.
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It was about as creative and high-effort as some of his recent "food hacks" tbh. Can't blame the boy for getting confused
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When did he get that cut on his forehead? It seems he has had it for a minute and it isn't healing. Also, how sad is it Darf comes to visit and Cobes just passes out in his chair?

My real question though is why hasn't Clint taken Cobes to Canada and euthanized the BOY?!
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My real question is why did KFC euthanize the Double Down?
 
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Here are the archives for Dwarfatty's last night weird streams.


They're a nothing burger, it's just bored really fucked up Darf babysitting a sleeping Cobra. It's honestly a waste of storage space. I'll add the 2 hour stream when it finishes archiving. The 2 hour stream is too large for preserve tube and it's honestly not worth the storage on my NAS to archive and compress it. I'll cut out any relevant clips.
 
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New fan mail video. Stuff from christmas and earlier, the boy only goes to the post office if there's someone (Clint) to drive him.

A funny bit of BogSpeak:
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He gets a christmas card and a bunch of money from his fans in "the ham", England. I thought this was just local slang for Birmingham or something, but then he held up the card to show that it was actually the town of Thame, England.
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Someone sent him a pamphlet for the Libertarian party and got it confused with liberals and made fun of libtards :story:
 
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