Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ash_clown]

Fuck your sky god doodt, Cobratin wouldn't allow Krystal to die TWU \m/

 

[Dope Cat]

Aroma therapy is shown to help with memory stuff, since scent is our most powerful memory trigger, and there's nothing more goth than remembering all the sick drink combos you've had twu

This explains me reminiscing about my ex-girlfriend whenever I pop open a fresh can of tuna.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

I thought dwarfs were supposed to be good with technology?

Darf is live at Cobra's but he is desperately confused by his phone settings and may end the stream

 

[chimpSculpture]

Darf has a new stream up, has 32 viewers rn

 

[chimpSculpture]

Is he babysitting The Dark Lord? What are they doing?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

That screenshot looks grim. Like grandpa could go any moment so we need a 24 hour rotation grim.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I thought Krystal was dead?! Didn't sezuire do a whole stream on her saying it was a reflection because shes dead?

She's dead just like Homeboy Scotty is dead.
A circle of protection on the homeboys and homegirls we've list, TMDWU.

 

[BallBuster II]

I am so confused as to the purpose of this stream. Darf started it at like 4am, and Cobes has been passed out the whole time.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Hope mrs. Darf doesn't see him like this...

 

[Dill]

his camera quality is so bad also you can here Warlord talking to someone im not sure who it is

1:12 tard rage

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

i wonder if cobes has ever seen that south park episode where everyone gets high by sniffing cat piss. because thats what this makes me think of given how cat piss is full of ammonia

I'm genuinely shocked that the boy hasn't fallen for jenkum or huffing used urinal cakes with how utterly stupid and gullible he is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

1:12 tard rage

Also at the end forgetting it's a food review and calling it a food hack.

 

[somevan712]

his camera quality is so bad also you can here Warlord talking to someone im not sure who it is

1:12 tard rage

"My drink had to spill and I'M SICK OF IT"
"Doesn't matter WHAT THE FUCK I DO it's never good enough"

Poor Cobes. Drink combos are out to get him. Just leave the poor boy alone and stop choosing to spill.

 

[ResidentHousepet]

I know he is prone to tard rage but it seemed like he was honestly mad about something else already. None of the things he said had anything to do with spilling the drink and was instead a paranoid rant about how everyone is out to get him lmao

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Making a sandwich

He makes a sandwich while his phone falls and refuses to cooperate. No tard rage

 

[Joey42069666]

Making a sandwich

He makes a sandwich while his phone falls and refuses to cooperate. No tard rage

After all these years he hasn't had the inclination to buy a $10 tripod for his phone.

 

[ibeatmywife]

After all these years he hasn't had the inclination to buy a $10 tripod for his phone.

Nah its even funnier than that. He has a closet full of them people have sent him tripods and stands for years and he just refuses to use them.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

gotta love Cobes asleep with a lit ciggy. How has this regard not self immolated yet with the amount of high proof accelerent in him at all times.

 

[Ran-chan]

Fire safe cigs out here saving lives lol. Nice to see the homeboys back in his life. Real human interaction is pretty much the only thing I can see getting him out of his funk. Probably wishful thinking though.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

When did he get that cut on his forehead? It seems he has had it for a minute and it isn't healing. Also, how sad is it Darf comes to visit and Cobes just passes out in his chair?

My real question though is why hasn't Clint taken Cobes to Canada and euthanized the BOY?!