Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

even for these goobers, it's just such a weird thing to have.

There is a 99.9% chance it was shipped to him by a paypig "troll" in a care package. He always gets lots of stuff in January. I doubt he bought it himself.

Cobes always find the most roundabout way of getting fucked up, like the MEAD saga.

He always goes for what is sold nearby or given to him, like the spice, CBD, Delta8/9. He is also incredibly incredibly gullible and likes to purchase that 4am infomercial garbage marketed to retards, which is why his whole kitchen counter is covered in boner pills, "testosterone boosters", and all of that other scam shit. Ah... maybe he did buy it himself, since it is marketed as an "adrenaline booster".

He also believed in that old anarchist cookbook rumour that banana peels could make you trip and nutmeg was better than THC, like other retards who desperately want to get high. The mead saga also let him procure what he thought he could make into alcohol with his tugboat money that cannot be spent on booze directly.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Cobes always find the most roundabout way of getting fucked up, like the MEAD saga.
Why pay 10$ for rot gut when can spend 50$ on making a low acohol % bogsludge

Actually he still spent 60$ in total because he needed that 10$ rotgut to give his mead a bite, dood.

 

[Crabpuncher]

Actually he still spent 60$ in total because he needed that 10$ rotgut to give his mead a bite, dood.

What would you say was funnier:
Him adding booze to his mead (ingredients sometimes adding up to more than 80$+)?
OR
Him "accidentally" spilling the entire jar when he had to drink it on stream to prove it was good?

 

[ibeatmywife]

What would you say was funnier:
Him adding booze to his mead (ingredients sometimes adding up to more than 80$+)?
OR
Him "accidentally" spilling the entire jar when he had to drink it on stream to prove it was good?

Last mead update was 4 months ago iirc and he never tried it because it wasn't ready yet. Safe to say he had to toss the entire thing.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Last mead update was 4 months ago iirc and he never tried it because it wasn't ready yet. Safe to say he had to toss the entire thing.

It was producing an unusual lemon taste and he couldn't figure out why. He did indeed dump it.

My own theory is that the chocolate covered bananas were starting to putrefy and he was drinking straight biohazardous liquids and will probably be turning into a Licker any day now



Amusingly, Lickers are what happens when you let an Epsilon varient zombie gorge itself on dank food hacks

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Given an infinite amount of time, could a boglim write the complete works of shakespear?

Given an infinite amount of time, Cobes MIGHT be able to pronounce Shakespeare.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It was producing an unusual lemon taste and he couldn't figure out why. He did indeed dump it.

My own theory is that the chocolate covered bananas were starting to putrefy and he was drinking straight biohazardous liquids and will probably be turning into a Licker any day now

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Amusingly, Lickers are what happens when you let an Epsilon varient zombie gorge itself on dank food hacks

“Oh my fucking god dood… so I read- I READ the instructions wrong… i thought it was ‘how to make liquor’ but it was ‘how to make Lickers’ and I turned into a fuckin enemy from the hit 1998 survival horror video game Resident Evil 2 GAWDDDAAAMNIIIIITTTTT!!!!! And now everybody is just like- ‘oh hey…’ kind of thing and I’m over here like WELL I DIDN’T FUCKING DO IT INTENTIONALLY!!”

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

The Walnut Grove came out of hiatus to release a RIP Homeboy Aaron video.

 

[Fortyone]

Cobes always find the most roundabout way of getting fucked up, like the MEAD saga.
Why pay 10$ for rot gut when can spend 50$ on making a low acohol % bogsludge

What's funny is I specifically remember talking to people on the reddit about how cobra should brew his own hooch to save money and maybe food hack it, about a month before he did it. He might have been keeping tabs on his trolls on the reddit and decided to prove them wrong, that he can make excellent wine in a jug with a condom on it.

It's a fun hobby for normal people and there's some pride in making your own liquor. Of course when cobes does it it turns into an abomination but he must have felt some pride doing it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

about a month before he did it

People have been bugging him to make prison hooch/mead for years.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

LMAO I actually can't believe that the boy has found ammonia salts thinking he can get high off of them. At first I thought he was doing ether poppers with warmload, but no it's ammonia. That's the kind of shit EMS or nurses will stick in your nose to bring you back to if you faint and weight lifters will use them for an adrenaline spike before their heaviest lift because it feels like your nose and sinuses are on fucking fire. But my guess is that bog boy and the bumm bum are both fried and have no sensation there from years of smoking like a chimney or hard drugs, so they're just two dregs trying to do anything for a cheap fix. I'd also assume that the single brain cell shared between the midwest mensa members won't be assed to close the bottle so the ammonia will simply evaporate away and they'll just be left smelling scented silica beads.

i wonder if cobes has ever seen that south park episode where everyone gets high by sniffing cat piss. because thats what this makes me think of given how cat piss is full of ammonia

 

[anliteralidiot]

i wonder if cobes has ever seen that south park episode where everyone gets high by sniffing cat piss. because thats what this makes me think of given how cat piss is full of ammonia

Maybe it's a boglim misattribution that strong smell = gets you high, like the cologne.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

Poppers are a muscle relaxant. Not for nothing, poppers are popular in the gay community for loosening sphincter muscles.

 

[BlastMonk]

Cobes and Warlord are currently live with Krystal!

https://www.youtube.com/live/F779xNuP1TA?si=Y135hZezmX2ylUs7

I thought Krystal was dead?! Didn't sezuire do a whole stream on her saying it was a reflection because shes dead?

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I thought Krystal was dead?! Didn't sezuire do a whole stream on her saying it was a reflection because shes dead?

Krystal survives another day.

However, the shape of her head and chin does not.

Another lighting strike may be needed.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Not for nothing, poppers are popular in the gay community for loosening sphincter muscles.

you oughta know sweetie

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Poppers are a muscle relaxant. Not for nothing, poppers are popular in the gay community for loosening sphincter muscles.

So this is where Warlord gets that signature smooth muscle control.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I thought Krystal was dead?! Didn't sezuire do a whole stream on her saying it was a reflection because shes dead?

She was struck by lightning and a lot of us just assumed she’d died because she disappeared after. Turns out she was hospitalized for a while in a coma but made a full recovery. It’s pretty wild if you think about it.

 

[Law]

Warlord is claiming he got breast implants because his boyfriend paid for them.

Bog Day Afternoon

 

[Eventide]

She was struck by lightning and a lot of us just assumed she’d died because she disappeared after. Turns out she was hospitalized for a while in a coma but made a full recovery. It’s pretty wild if you think about it.

Of course she recovered; God wouldn't strike down such a crucial member of the Cobra mythos.