Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mushroom King]

Doesn't honey have god-tier antibacterial properties?

Many Egyptian, Chinese and European cultures embalmed their dead in honey. It's great for preserving bodies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man

People in China would voluntarily eat and drink only honey, bathe in honey until they began to sweat honey before dying from the diet; they were sealed into a casket filled with honey to create Chinese medicine "strong enough to cure a broken limb."

 

[BlastMonk]

began to sweat honey before dying from the diet

So Cobras going to sweat alcohol and dank food hacks before the end?

 

[Baby Cakes]

I've said this before and it's pretty boring but I'd love to see him eat a fully home cooked meal Ala traditional Thanksgiving I've only been watching him 4 years or so but all I've seen him eat is fast food and food hacks I have never seen him eat like a real meal.

Pork Chop Delight

 

[Law]

People in China would voluntarily eat and drink only honey, bathe in honey until they began to sweat honey before dying from the diet; they were sealed into a casket filled with honey to create Chinese medicine "strong enough to cure a broken limb."

Goth as fuck toobz.
Future archeologists and Chinese medicine enjoyers will be baffled by the bogwater secreted from his tomb.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Pork Chop Delight

Didn't he have a food review where he ate ribs and crabcakes? That's pretty up there/boujee.

So Cobras going to sweat alcohol and dank food hacks before the end?

I'd like to believe he would sweat out sepsis, and then all of that trailer park would have to be encased in a concrete tomb like Chernobyl.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Didn't he have a food review where he ate ribs and crabcakes? That's pretty up there/boujee.

Plus he adds Caviar (cheap, from a can) to his food hacks all the time YooToob. Can't get much more boujee than that.

 

[Richie Richard]

Thought this lady was him.

I miss seeing his smile.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

Aw man honey isn't the cure-all natural remedy? Next, you'll tell me eating only red meat and being out in the sun with no sunscreen isn't the best thing for my life either.

...you mean to tell me it isn't??

 

[fukkit]

Given an infinite amount of time, could a boglim write the complete works of shakespear?

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Given an infinite amount of time, could a boglim write the complete works of shakespear?

Not without also having an infinite number of typewrites, due to the fact they will continuously act cute and he would need to destroy them. Besides that we could have boglimized Shakespeare.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Given an infinite amount of time, could a boglim write the complete works of shakespear?

Shakespeare: Boglim edition would be pretty dope.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Because Carl is from when Josh lived in ND not Casper. He is real and people already found him on Facebook View attachment 6873294View attachment 6873295View attachment 6873297View attachment 6873301

Looks like a fusion of Cobes’ video titles and Daniel Larson’s community tab.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Shakespeare: Boglim edition would be pretty dope.

Macbeth is already pretty Goth.

 

[Pomniman]

Macbeth is already pretty Goth.

Not as goth as Titus Andronicus.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Shakespeare

To Bog or not to Bog, that is the question toobz...

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[Judas Connor Moon]

I FRICKING HATE YOUTOOBZ FOR DEFENDING A SICKO LIKE P DIDDY! COBES IS AUTISTIC SO LEAVE HIM ALONE! #FREECOBES2025

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

To Bog or not to Bog, that is the question toobz...
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"alas, poor homeboy scotty! i knew him"

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cobes and Warlord are currently live with Krystal!

https://www.youtube.com/live/F779xNuP1TA?si=Y135hZezmX2ylUs7

 

[RollingRock2]

Cobes and Warlord are currently live with Krystal!

https://www.youtube.com/live/F779xNuP1TA?si=Y135hZezmX2ylUs7

The chat jannies are timing out everyone who isn't also a janny TNWU

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

who's the bitch with the gigantism head? and warlord has tits? wtf is going on?