Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ResidentHousepet said:
Honestly I think his brain is the worst off. Watching him decay through spice, duster and increasing amounts of alcohol I believe we have already seen his mind go to mush. He has slowed down significantly and its really sad to compare how youthful and energetic he used to be to where he is at now. Nothing really interests him, his level of function is declining in such a way as to appear to be permanent loss, and he becomes further isolated each day. It's really not good and I think that both his mental and physical brain health are worse off than his teeth are. I would not be surprised if it came out that he had a significant level of brain damage, or is at risk of chronic brain disease. For all of the loops and jokes about group homing the boy, it would not surprise me if he required a nursing home by 50.
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I’ve been watching Lenin Lime’s 2022 recaps and even just two years ago he was nowhere near as slow as is now. I think the duster is clearly what rapidly accelerated his degeneration.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
New dank joke dropped.

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This is his final form. After the weens get him banned from the toobz, he's reduced to the facebook version of his "joke" shorts, but instead of videos they're just text posts.

We did it, reddit! We made an entertaining retard on the internet boring because he said a heckin' slur!
 
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So, I was just curious to see what kind of life that Carl Oligarch guy wound up living, and I think he's fictitious. I went to look up yearbook information for 2008 and 2009. Looked up names with O and these are the only people that show up. Josh is in both of them though.

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Skimmed through all 100 something names in both yearbooks, and no Carl's or Karl's either. I'll go through 2007 and 2006 in a bit, but I need a small break.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
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So, I was just curious to see what kind of life that Carl Oligarch guy wound up living, and I think he's fictitious. I went to look up yearbook information for 2008 and 2009. Looked up names with O and these are the only people that show up. Josh is in both of them though.

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Skimmed through all 100 something names in both yearbooks, and no Carl's or Karl's either. I'll go through 2007 and 2006 in a bit, but I need a small break.
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Because Carl is from when Josh lived in ND not Casper. He is real and people already found him on Facebook img_1_1737235997710.jpgimg_2_1737236005716.jpgimg_3_1737236012761.jpgimg_4_1737236071755.jpg
 
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anliteralidiot said:
If not a car, maybe a golf cart. Something low stakes.
Or four-wheeler, because they're more fun.
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Instantly made me think of the first one.
It's off topic but genuinely makes me giggle that the boglim is absolutely lapped by great apes ability to perform complex tasks.
Hell they're even able learn how to do something the gothic bad boy himself is incapable of doing...
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Instantly made me think of the first one.
It's off topic but genuinely makes me giggle that the boglim is absolutely lapped by great apes ability to perform complex tasks.
Hell they're even able learn how to do something the gothic bad boy himself is incapable of doing...
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Great post, I enjoyed seeing them lather up. That's fascinating that one day, all orangutans in the area may barter fruit for soap. And you are correct, that monkey used more soap in a few minutes than Cobes does in a year. We need to get these orangutans some Tactical Soap, TMDWU.
 
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Law said:
Doesn't honey have god-tier antibacterial properties?
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IIRC, This is mostly from osmotic stress because the concentration of sugar is so high. Honey diluted in water like what's happening with the bog meads is just a sugar source for the microbes. When you're making meads, you're using that as food for your yeast to ferment into alcohol.

Also some bacteria can survive in honey. You're not supposed to feed honey to infants due to a possibility of it being contaminated with Clostridium botulinum- the bacteria that makes the toxin used in botox. Even in tiny amounts the toxin is potent enough to cause flaccid paralysis and kill infants.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Where the hell did Oligarch come from? Cobra being dyslexic?
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It comes from internet people not being exposed to real, in person interactions. The internet basically makes everyone autistic, unable to understand behavior outside references to their favorite media or headcanon. Another way you can see it is listening to how a lot of content makers (especially faceless ones) mispronounce slightly uncommon words - they've only read it in posts or chat and they have poor understanding of how it works (like where accents fall, how vowels change depending on contexts or etymologies, which are usually picked up socially with usage).
 
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It comes from internet people not being exposed to real, in person interactions. The internet basically makes everyone autistic, unable to understand behavior outside references to their favorite media or headcanon. Another way you can see it is listening to how a lot of content makers (especially faceless ones) mispronounce slightly uncommon words - they've only read it in posts or chat and they have poor understanding of how it works (like where accents fall, how vowels change depending on contexts or etymologies, which are usually picked up socially with usage).
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The internet version of the telephone game then?
 
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The internet version of the telephone game then?
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Sort of, but instead of information degeneration between communicators due to high signal to noise, it's because there's a lack of context and communication vectors (body language, tone, context clues, etc), so they never develop the ability. They're not genetically predisposed, they're essentially trained to be autistic. I'd say the problem is exacerbated by the dopamine casino of social media.

Another way you can see it is the sheer gullibility on the internet of people who didn't grow up with it (namely boomers). I'm not SUPER fond of such broad strokes, but the best balance seems to be millenials, because they still had to grow up interacting with humans without screen distractions and being inside and terminally online was a fairly fringe behavior.
 
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