Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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We need something else to loop about. It’s always Clint home this, group teeth that. Fuck that noise. What do you think of the state of his lungs? We talk about liver damage from the alcohol but what about those poor bastard kidneys Cobies must be in a state of perpetual dehydration.

Yes his teeth are rotten. Yes his gums are infected. This has been the status quo for years now we’re beating the horse to a pulp at this point. But I want to peel back the curtain of big flesh and speculate about his juicy entrails. What organ is the most damaged? What organ would give out first?
Honestly I think his brain is the worst off. Watching him decay through spice, duster and increasing amounts of alcohol I believe we have already seen his mind go to mush. He has slowed down significantly and its really sad to compare how youthful and energetic he used to be to where he is at now. Nothing really interests him, his level of function is declining in such a way as to appear to be permanent loss, and he becomes further isolated each day. It's really not good and I think that both his mental and physical brain health are worse off than his teeth are. I would not be surprised if it came out that he had a significant level of brain damage, or is at risk of chronic brain disease. For all of the loops and jokes about group homing the boy, it would not surprise me if he required a nursing home by 50.
 
I do not know who would be worse, bossmanjack's or cobra's. Cobra smokes cigars and pipes, and inhales, so much that he gets a poop stigmata on his palm, Imagine how much tar sludge is in his lungs, I am honestly shocked he is not coughing like Warload in that bugrer video 24/7. However, bossmanjack smokes crack out of burnt aluminum so often his hands were stained and had 3rd degree burns permanently. He also left stains on his furniture and doors from touching them from being so covered with burnt aluminum residue. Crack and aluminum in the lungs is pretty bad.

As for Cobra and hydration, he drinks those sports drinks which contain salt, he vomits multiple times a day, chugs multiple bottles of booze and beer, and eats giant slop meals. He probably pisses peanut butter.
I'd give anything to have Josh and BMJ switch bodies for a day, Freaky Friday style.

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Honestly I think his brain is the worst off. Watching him decay through spice, duster and increasing amounts of alcohol I believe we have already seen his mind go to mush. He has slowed down significantly and its really sad to compare how youthful and energetic he used to be to where he is at now. Nothing really interests him, his level of function is declining in such a way as to appear to be permanent loss, and he becomes further isolated each day. It's really not good and I think that both his mental and physical brain health are worse off than his teeth are. I would not be surprised if it came out that he had a significant level of brain damage, or is at risk of chronic brain disease. For all of the loops and jokes about group homing the boy, it would not surprise me if he required a nursing home by 50.
You're optimistic that he'll even make it to 50. Though the more nihilistic side of me thinks that, yeah he will live a long and miserable life while someone living to the fullest gets cut down in their prime.
Sadly there's not much to speculate about what he's doing because I bet if we could look through the webcam we'd see this at any given times toobs.
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You think he'd just drive him to Canada and have him euthanized, like what people do when they realize they can't afford the cancer treatment for their dog/cat, and they have to choose that route?

Edit: Even better, you'd think we'd get graced with a retarded Facebook post afterwards? One along the lines of Clint stating he was taking Cobes to the dentist and when they got there, Cobra ran away into the night, and he's been missing ever since. The family thinks he probably burrowed into the ground for winter and will back in the summer when the ground warms up.
I hope this turns into the new "Why doesn't Clint just put him in a home?"

"Man, why doesn't Clint just drive up to Canada and have him euthanized?"
 
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On the topic of Cobra's teeth: some people have predicted Cobes will die of a tooth infection that spreads to his brain I personally don't think he will. I think if he gets a serious tooth infection the pain will become so unbearable he will call Clint and be taken to the dentist and get it dealt with long before it becomes fatal. I base this on my own experience dealing with what was just a mild tooth infection. The pain is unignorable. Even something as simple as eating becomes agony and the throbbing is excruciating. No amount of liquor would cover up that pain. I think the second the pain got really bad he'd go to Clint, get taken to the dentist and have it yanked out then be put on antibiotics and recover quickly.
Nah man I did hella meth before and fucked all mine up, after the teeth start completely falling out you can have 10 infections in your face, absesses, whatever, you just kinda go numb to it for a large portion of the time. ( i did get all mine removed once i couldn't open my mouth in public anything, 14k on some shiny new implants when I was just 25
 
I'd pay money to see Cobes try to drive a car.
The only time he drove a car he lost control in front of, and almost wrecked into, an occupied police car. He cannot operate a can opener and he has no eye-hand coordination. I would love to see him drive on camera.
 
I'd pay money to see Cobes try to drive a car. Set him up a little obstacle course in some parking lot and have him dodge pedestrians and try to parallel park. Instead of traffic cones you could use cardboard cutouts of Ozzy so he'd really try to not crash.
Bold of you to assume he would be able to see well enough to recognize a cardboard cut out of Ozzy. Boglims glasses are thick and that exotropia renders him nearly legally blind. He might be able to see up close but distance? No way. It would be hilarious to watch, though.
 
The only time he drove a car he lost control in front of, and almost wrecked into, an occupied police car. He cannot operate a can opener and he has no eye-hand coordination. I would love to see him drive on camera.
My favorite part of the story was Cobra not knowing how to park the van and the cop being forced to teach him
 
I'd pay money to see Cobes try to drive a car. Set him up a little obstacle course in some parking lot and have him dodge pedestrians and try to parallel park. Instead of traffic cones you could use cardboard cutouts of Ozzy so he'd really try to not crash.
If not a car, maybe a golf cart. Something low stakes.
Or four-wheeler, because they're more fun.
 
I'd pay money to see Cobes try to drive a car. Set him up a little obstacle course in some parking lot and have him dodge pedestrians and try to parallel park. Instead of traffic cones you could use cardboard cutouts of Ozzy so he'd really try to not crash.

If he were to get on a freeway, we know what the dashcam footage moments before his death would look like:

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(this is someone's avatar here but I don't know who)
 
See, if the weens and alogs of reddit were actually clever, they could doordash Josh the ingredients to make other cows' signature dishes for more dank food hack videos. I'd pay to watch a Should I Series esque video but it's just cobes somehow fucking up Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad even worse than it already is.

Plus it might actually be good for him, considering his diet is 90% fast food goyslop, canned food, and alcohol.
 
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