Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BallBuster II said:
Putting Dentures in Cobes mouth as is, would be like putting brand new tires on a car that has no floors, rocker panels, strut towers or frame rails because they rotted out from rust completely.
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I will take a rusted out shitbox driver with proper tires that drives normally in the snow over a retard with a new range Rover that drives 20mph cuz we have flurries..... But none of that is relevant, let my boy drive 95mph on bald tires in a blizzard, he's got this, you don't.
 
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Retarded Gangstalker said:
It will probably be $5000 for the bone grafts alone, after insurance. I hope Homedad Clint is ready to pony up!

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Cadaver bone grafts are goth af toobz twu
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You think he'd just drive him to Canada and have him euthanized, like what people do when they realize they can't afford the cancer treatment for their dog/cat, and they have to choose that route?

Edit: Even better, you'd think we'd get graced with a retarded Facebook post afterwards? One along the lines of Clint stating he was taking Cobes to the dentist and when they got there, Cobra ran away into the night, and he's been missing ever since. The family thinks he probably burrowed into the ground for winter and will back in the summer when the ground warms up.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
I thought Clint was loaded because he got a fat payout from getting hit by a car. Maybe he burnt through it going on yearly trips to the UK or fuckin Scotland or whatever for some bizarre reason
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Oh man that payment is long gone, long while ago. Clint doesn’t make a whole lot, I think he’s said on Facebook before that he breaks even on his photography/art business most years. Clint and Tanis are teachers too, so they aren’t rolling in it, all these trips are subsidized entirely by the college.

Buying Josh a trailer was a much larger thing than we think it is.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
You think he'd just drive him to Canada and have him euthanized, like what people do when they realize they can't afford the cancer treatment for their dog/cat, and they have to choose that route?

Edit: Even better, you'd think we'd get graced with a retarded Facebook post afterwards? One along the lines of Clint stating he was taking Cobes to the dentist and when they got there, Cobra ran away into the night, and he's been missing ever since. The family thinks he probably burrowed into the ground for winter and will back in the summer when the ground warms up.
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What's up youtube! My da......MY DAD and I have decided it's for the best that I cease to exist. So I'm riding the Crazy Train Suici........Euthani........THE GO TO SLEEP FOREVER BOOTH. It is what it is toobz. Fuck sickos.
 
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On the topic of Cobra's teeth: some people have predicted Cobes will die of a tooth infection that spreads to his brain I personally don't think he will. I think if he gets a serious tooth infection the pain will become so unbearable he will call Clint and be taken to the dentist and get it dealt with long before it becomes fatal. I base this on my own experience dealing with what was just a mild tooth infection. The pain is unignorable. Even something as simple as eating becomes agony and the throbbing is excruciating. No amount of liquor would cover up that pain. I think the second the pain got really bad he'd go to Clint, get taken to the dentist and have it yanked out then be put on antibiotics and recover quickly.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Lots of dads have project cars that never get built, they’re just pieces of shit that hang out in the garage that they occasionally order parts for.

Cobra is a project son. Clint got him new eyes a couple of years ago, he’s got a new house this year, I suspect new teeth or new hair sometime this year.
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My Summer Boglim
 
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We need something else to loop about. It’s always Clint home this, group teeth that. Fuck that noise. What do you think of the state of his lungs? We talk about liver damage from the alcohol but what about those poor bastard kidneys Cobies must be in a state of perpetual dehydration.

Yes his teeth are rotten. Yes his gums are infected. This has been the status quo for years now we’re beating the horse to a pulp at this point. But I want to peel back the curtain of big flesh and speculate about his juicy entrails. What organ is the most damaged? What organ would give out first?
 
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Slim Boglim said:
What do you think of the state of his lungs?
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I do not know who would be worse, bossmanjack's or cobra's. Cobra smokes cigars and pipes, and inhales, so much that he gets a poop stigmata on his palm, Imagine how much tar sludge is in his lungs, I am honestly shocked he is not coughing like Warload in that bugrer video 24/7. However, bossmanjack smokes crack out of burnt aluminum so often his hands were stained and had 3rd degree burns permanently. He also left stains on his furniture and doors from touching them from being so covered with burnt aluminum residue. Crack and aluminum in the lungs is pretty bad.

As for Cobra and hydration, he drinks those sports drinks which contain salt, he vomits multiple times a day, chugs multiple bottles of booze and beer, and eats giant slop meals. He probably pisses peanut butter.
 
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Justanotherguy said:
Some people are leaving really loving memorials :
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Shitty people engage in public displays of sentimentality because they think it will make them look good.

What a lot of people think of as "empathy" is actually just sentimentality and virtue signaling.
 
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