Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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A real meeting of the minds
 
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hahahahha holy moly
real cream of the crop of america here
krystal: "do your boobs help you when you're jerking off?"
warlord: "no. no. the most they do for me is align my back"
krystal: "i would..."
warlord: "i only like it when others....touch my perky breats"
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
To Bog or not to Bog, that is the question toobz...
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*in accordance with KiwiFarms and LolCowLLC policy section 34.3 this post is the product of machine learning and generated poorly by ChinkAI™
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I knew this was AI generated, 'cause his complexion looked too clear, and his clothes looked CLEAN.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Cobes and Warlord are currently live with Krystal!

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Holy shit she came back from the dead
I fucking love how uncomfortable warlord makes Cobes. It’s so clear that warlord makes his skin crawl and yet he still hangs out with him.
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Isn’t warlord supposed to be in prison or some shit? He was making a big deal about it being his last night before he was shipped of to some random state for a year long stint in prison the last time he was at Cobes
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Cobes and Warlord are doing "smelling salts" (poppers?) now
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Poppers can fuck up one's vision if used long-term but sometimes even short-term use can do that. However, permanent vision damage is mostly related to chronic use. Anyways, I have no idea if that bottle is actually poppers or something else, I just remember reading about the dangers of that shit one sleepless night.
 
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Jobama said:
I looked it up and yes those are actual smelling salts.
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What's the odds of them using these without "activating" the bottle?
Ward Smelling Salts are shipped "unactivated" so they do not lose any potency during shipping or by sitting on the shelf. Activate your bottle by adding one teaspoon (5ml) of water. Then enjoy high performance smelling salts that lasts weeks to months! Our convenient formula only requires you to add water one time. We're not exaggerating when we say our smelling salts are insanely strong, be sure to follow the directions on the bottle.
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https://wardsmellingsalts.com/products/bottled-insanity-insane-smelling-salt (archive.ph)
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Holy shit she came back from the dead
I fucking love how uncomfortable warlord makes Cobes. It’s so clear that warlord makes his skin crawl and yet he still hangs out with him.
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Isn’t warlord supposed to be in prison or some shit? He was making a big deal about it being his last night before he was shipped of to some random state for a year long stint in prison the last time he was at Cobes
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Cobra is resisting the temptation... Sasha would rock his world dood you best believe it.
 
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i thought those kinds of smelling salts were for powerlifting? i once saw some dudes at the gym use it before attempting big lifts. i don't think it actually gets you high. though cobes has a long history of huffing things that aren't actually intoxicants (the colonge bottle, huffed long after all the cologne was gone).

i could see warlord hearing about poppers from one of his gay homeless hookups and thinking that smelling salts were the same thing though.

even for these goobers, it's just such a weird thing to have. go get a ten dollar bottle of rotgut and actually get fucked up.
 
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LMAO I actually can't believe that the boy has found ammonia salts thinking he can get high off of them. At first I thought he was doing ether poppers with warmload, but no it's ammonia. That's the kind of shit EMS or nurses will stick in your nose to bring you back to if you faint and weight lifters will use them for an adrenaline spike before their heaviest lift because it feels like your nose and sinuses are on fucking fire. But my guess is that bog boy and the bumm bum are both fried and have no sensation there from years of smoking like a chimney or hard drugs, so they're just two dregs trying to do anything for a cheap fix. I'd also assume that the single brain cell shared between the midwest mensa members won't be assed to close the bottle so the ammonia will simply evaporate away and they'll just be left smelling scented silica beads.
 
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