Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

Every time he came across the term nigger, he said “binger.” Subbing binger for nigger is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. So many better choices. Fuckin binger. Trying to equate this new manifesto to some old unbreaded stream for a big comeback was typical Nick bad taste. Each use of binger sounded like a death knell for the Cucks streaming future.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Watching this is just sad. There is without a doubt zero possibility for a comeback. He's fucking boring and so wet brained now. The only reason people are watching is to witness his next fuckup.

completely agree. this is the comeback stream. this is him doing what he thinks he does best, without any drama, without talking about his case, without feeding the trolls, back in his studio, in his element. this is the best he can do. and it's complete garbage. he is cooked.

he complained for years about wanting to do shows on things "he was interested in". but unfortunately, he's an idiot. and the things he finds interesting are, in fact, not interesting---nor are his takes. he is in a severe state of arrested development intellectually (meaning, i don't think he's actually learned anything of value from reading, training, or doing productive work, for at least the past 5 years, and he has ruined any remaining mental capacity with drugs and booze. he has nothing of value to say on any topic whatsoever, and the topics he claims to be interested in are bizarre. his appearance is haggard, his mannerisms are off-putting, his comedic intuitions are completely unreliable, and his takes are dogshit. the idea he's trying to get across in this stream is baffling, and the execution is horrible. it's the intersection of self-important adolescent drivel meeting self-important wet-brained junkie-babble.

all this and he is still a cuck, faggot, loser.

 

[daffodils]

Superchat reading now and "a surprise" coming...
- he'll get in on Melton's supertips system
- Will have to catch up on CLE, doesn't know if there's any punishments from the bar coming
- "I don't know how doing nitrous oxide would help you pass a drug test"
- Montagraph:"Advice of counsel says not to talk about that but, yes, my opinion has not changed [about Monty being a pedophile]. I have no reason to disbelieve anything I said about Montagraph."
- about his voice changes: no medical reasons, trails off into complaining about his court case, personal problems, has to be careful what to say, leads to hesitation that was never there before, people have never seen him sober, is out of practice
- dons the popehat, talks about "lots of plans"
- Locals gift: Kayla is helping him, emails will be going out soon
- Unbreaded reading

 

[Stiffy]

Some notable stuff:

1) Viewership seemed to top off at about 2,550 at 26 min into the show. He played the pee song and it never recovered.

YouTube:
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Rumble:
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2) It was about 85% a hugbox. These chats caught my eye:
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AliveandWellinIsrael was later banned.
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LoganOrr's Superchat was later deleted:
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That's all I got for now.
Edit to Add: This person seems to have been banned as well. I didn't catch his chat before it was gone.
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Can someone enlighten me on who this April foreheaded twat Nicola Maxwell is please? I mean I know she's disordered, but I don't recall her being a Balldowasher mod. Maybe it is actually April

 

[Maude Snew]

Superchat reading now and "a surprise" coming...

The only thing about he could do is keep any of his long list of promises, like the 5k gift, or the 24 hour stream, not that anybody would care at this point.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

The only thing about he could do is keep any of his long list of promises, like the 5k gift, or the 24 hour stream, not that anybody would care at this point.

I'm worried a Balldo is gonna arrive in the mail and I'll need to explain to my wife the Chronicles of Balldo

 

[Soapmore]

Oh, FFS, the mods are fighting. I'm not catching it all.

The jannies are STILL muting people, even after Nick said not to. They're butt-hurt by neggers.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Lol he opened the energy drink and licked his fucking hand!

Not watching the stream but did we see him open the drink? I'd bet 5 bucks he was pouring liquor into his drink or something and spilt some so he was licking it up
Don't wanna let ol boozy to go to waste.


Good god reading up it sounds like the stream is miserable surprised he's still going.

 

[Vect]

The jannies are STILL muting people, even after Nick said not to. They're butt-hurt by neggers.

His entire remaining fanbase must be just sub-arctic IQ people who like him because he a-logs Aaron Imholte.

Not watching the stream but did we see him open the drink? I'd bet 5 bucks he was pouring liquor into his drink or something and spilt some so he was licking it up

No, I was looking at the can closely, it was sealed, he opened it, like you would normally, then he cupped his hand and sucked his palm. It looked like pure reflex.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

You can tell this is the best his swiss cheese brain could come up with.
"I... I remem... I remember before the Jerk Cops took my Coke I was reading this FUNNY and WIERED manifesto with a lot of Nigger Words in it. It was so FUNNY and WIERD that people gave me money for reading it.
What's this, Kiwi fag farms is slow again?
Oh some Nigger wrote a manifesto.
Wait. Nigger. Manifesto. Nigger. Manifesto. Niggerfesto. Maybe if I stream myself reading this Manigger I will get some money and buy another Galaxy Gas tank."
This is the best he can do. He won't get better than this. He probably won't even get as good as this anymore. Part of me wishes that between the brain starvation and the self delusion part of him realizes how fucked he is. But that's just vein hope. He is too cooked to even feel regret or remorse anymore.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Not watching the stream but did we see him open the drink? I'd bet 5 bucks he was pouring liquor into his drink or something and spilt some so he was licking it up
Don't wanna let ol boozy to go to waste.


Good god reading up it sounds like the stream is miserable surprised he's still going.

I bet it's more a psychological compulsion at this point

 

[clipartfan92]

chat-downloader output started about 10 minutes into tonight's stream, I'm always late. 7z contains the json file.
Off-site links:
json (a) txt (a) 7z (a)

Some random chats:
2025-01-23 06:00:06 | Looking for a better idea: do the kids have coke on their hair
2025-01-23 06:04:05 | thevapingpig: Materials found in your childs hair follicles perhaps?
2025-01-23 07:01:04 | zombiefinatic: Can we get thr science of hair folicle tests next?
2025-01-23 07:17:32 | Vault Atropos: Need to update the song for coke in your kids hair
2025-01-23 07:45:41 | Inquisitor Zama: Why’d your daughter’s hair test positive for cocaine Nick?
2025-01-23 08:31:45 | Jane&JohnDoe: 5000pg/mg of cocaine at 500 cutoff in a hair test for Rekieta's child
2025-01-23 08:31:58 | Jane&JohnDoe: 5000pg/mg of cocaine at 500 cutoff in a hair test for Rekieta's child
2025-01-23 08:32:13 | Jane&JohnDoe: 5000pg/mg of cocaine at 500 cutoff in a hair test for Rekieta's child
2025-01-23 08:32:28 | Jane&JohnDoe: 5000pg/mg of cocaine at 500 cutoff in a hair test for Rekieta's child
2025-01-23 08:32:45 | Jane&JohnDoe: 5000pg/mg of cocaine at 500 cutoff in a hair test for Rekieta's child
2025-01-23 09:10:26 | briareus hecatoncheire: kiwi farms was right about everything

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I was just checking the video of the livestream and these are the comments Nick is getting.
Surely these people are not that dumb.

 

[JDS]

Every time he came across the term nigger, he said “binger.” Subbing binger for nigger is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. So many better choices. Fuckin binger. Trying to equate this new manifesto to some old unbreaded stream for a big comeback was typical Nick bad taste. Each use of binger sounded like a death knell for the Cucks streaming future.

That's his old shtick from the "good old days" (Rittenhouse DA reference). Didn't watch the steam, but I'd bet that he swapped kike for bike, etc.
He thinks that if he says the same words from the better times when he was popular and cool then everything will be as good as it was back then.
Sad.
Pathetic.

 

[Niggernerd]

I was just checking the video of the livestream and these are the comments Nick is getting.
Surely these people are not that dumb.
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It's "Ralph's not drunk he's just eepy" level of delusion.
These people really need to find other shit on YouTube to watch if this is the content that hypes them up.

 

[Paradox Mystic]

Every time he came across the term nigger, he said “binger.” Subbing binger for nigger is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. So many better choices. Fuckin binger. Trying to equate this new manifesto to some old unbreaded stream for a big comeback was typical Nick bad taste. Each use of binger sounded like a death knell for the Cucks streaming future.

It's a symptom of not caring about being outdated, he should use a different word like for the sake of variety use Ninja like a lot of people already do, and he can move onto something else when a better idea organically comes up. There is a balance that he is missing.

 

[ddlloo]

I notice that he has not once denied the new drug allegations.

 

[Briareus]

2025-01-23 09:10:26 | briareus hecatoncheire: kiwi farms was right about everything

Holy fuck that's spooky, seems someone else is a fan of Greek mythology and a hater of Rekieta!

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I notice that he has not once denied the new drug allegations.

he thought he was clever by saying, "nobody takes nitrous to pass a drug test" or something weasel-y like that, of course leaving open the possibility of taking it to get high, which he in all likelihood did.

 

[Canard]

I was just checking the video of the livestream and these are the comments Nick is getting.
Surely these people are not that dumb.
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I am starting to guess that there is some type of AI bot farm running in Youtube comments. I see so many asskissers on all channels that just leave very generic comments about great content that it must be automated spam.