Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[moorhen]

It must be so hard for her to schedule GYN appointments! She has to know in advance it's one of the days Schrödinger's Vagina will make an appearance.

Maybe that’s why she’s going so often, so they can tell her whether or not her vagina is there that time.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Normal gyno exams are done every year for sexually active and every three years for not sexually active—only if one has a normal pap smear. Maybe they found something funny on her cervix, or maybe they're checking to make sure nothing fell out of place after the hysto. Testerone use also causes some horrific atrophy in women, so that might be causing her problems. She purportedly already has weird stuff going on in the uro-genital area; if that's true, then I wouldn't be surprised if her gyn wants to keep a close eye on the undercarriage.

The cervix is usually removed during a routine hysterectomy. If she was freshly post op, she’d be checked roughly every month or two for a few months to make sure every thing was healing fine. But she had her operation around the time this thread was made, if I remember correctly. If it involved her hysterectomy, it would be due to complications years down the road.

Maybe whoever proposed that she’s constantly getting BV (a common side effect of both hysterectomies and T abuse in women) is correct. (Although getting them that often in itself is not common. Then again, this is Staph… )

 

[moorhen]

The cervix is usually removed during a routine hysterectomy. If she was freshly post op, she’d be checked roughly every month or two for a few months to make sure every thing was healing fine. But she had her operation around the time this thread was made, if I remember correctly. If it involved her hysterectomy, it would be due to complications years down the road.

Maybe whoever proposed that she’s constantly getting BV (a common side effect of both hysterectomies and T abuse in women) is correct. (Although getting them that often in itself is not common. Then again, this is Staph… )

Homie, she washes her face with head and shoulders do you really think she’s cleaning the rest of herself properly?

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Homie, she washes her face with head and shoulders do you really think she’s cleaning the rest of herself properly?

Thanks for the wonderful, terrible thought whether she might douche with it, too

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph has been a bit boring, all she has been doing in the last couple of days is reposting political doom posts, but there are these:


I don't think she means this (sorry, it's from Wikipedia, so Norse spergs please correct me):

Blót (Old Norse and Old English) or geblōt (Old English) are religious ceremonies in Germanic paganism that centred on the killing and offering of an animal to a particular being, typically followed by the communal cooking and eating of its meat.

Staph name one punk band challenge (difficult level).


Yeah, but what about me?


Please count them so we can be the judge of that.


The clue is in the name 'farm.' If you have to make your phone autocorrect a word then you haven't spelled it yourself.


Tugboat on nerd weapons.


I think he probably said that as a joke rather than concern.


Looking forward to Staph's shallow obsession with Lady Gaga just because the album is meant to be dark and industrial sounding.

It's weird that Staph hasn't acknowledged the fact that TikTok is back. I'm also shocked that she hasn't made a new NSFW account on Blue Sky since she was locked out of her old one. I guess keep your eyes peeled for anyone talking about being a bxy on there.

 

[Chromeo]

Homie, she washes her face with head and shoulders do you really think she’s cleaning the rest of herself properly?

No see it makes perfect sense: the face is on the head, so head and shoulders goes there. They just need to make Schrodinger's Vagina Soap and then she'll finally be able to wash below the waist.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Homie, she washes her face with head and shoulders do you really think she’s cleaning the rest of herself properly?

Oh definitely not. I was just remembering how much she loves bodily fluids, keeps a piss towel on her bed, and has stuck household objects up her ass as I was typing that. That entire apartment will probably need to be biohazard cleaned whenever she leaves it.

Now I'm just thinking of the poor gyno that has to have this in their stirrups

It's weird that Staph hasn't acknowledged the fact that TikTok is back. I'm also shocked that she hasn't made a new NSFW account on Blue Sky since she was locked out of her old one. I guess keep your eyes peeled for anyone talking about being a bxy on there.

Weird. You'd think she'd be at least all over the claims that the app was censored overnight to become a Trump propaganda machine. That stuff is all over my social media feeds, so it's extremely difficult to miss.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I think he probably said that as a joke rather than concern.

He definitely said this as a joke, because this has basically no impact on normal people. Only terminally online genderblobs. She's just too retarded to get it (it's legit sad that the one time she gives her dad the benefit of the doubt, it's so that she can brag with it).

If anyone is interested in the Only Two Genders Executive order, it's posted in another thread here. Iirc, the vast majority is shit like 'no government funded boob jobs for prison inmates' and 'no tranny title IX to invade college women's sports' and 'women can have single-sex rape shelters' and other very specific stuff that impacts very very few people. It says that your passport should match your birth gender, I guess, but that's it.

Oh, and it says that there's 2 sexes, male and female, defines them, and says 'humans aren't capable of changing birth sex, only gender presentation'.

Nothing that matters much to 99.9% of people other than philosophical reeeing over sex vs gender.

Stapphy's dad is just pointing out she is the kind of person who is reeeeeee-ing.

 

[Meowzers]

I don't think she means this (sorry, it's from Wikipedia, so Norse spergs please correct me):

Tugboat on nerd weapons.

obviously she isn't killing any animals, but i absolutely 100% can see her stabbing a piece of chicken or something with one of those nerd daggers while chanting over it before she eats it. this is the same person who used scabs as blood offerings to the devil. she'd find a workaround to be as lazy and lame as possible to serve her gods.

 

[Aunt Carol]

she'd find a workaround to be as lazy and lame as possible to serve her gods.

This is the takeaway point. If Stephanie can half-ass something, she will... and then brag about it without realizing a gas station alcopop isn't noteworthy and daring for other people.

It's a bit sad that blot, per my understanding of another's Wikpeding, is supposed to be a community gathering/feast, and here's Stephanie with the cat she ignores and nobody else. I know that the Wiccan face-saving branding of "bowling alone" is "solo practitioner," but she's not even going for that.

I'm not a wizard or w/e, but wouldn't this be the ideal application of livestreaming?

Online communal feast for pagans, like a mutual magical mukbang (rem:trademark this). "We're meeting at XYZ GMT; bring your own candle and fancy knife and have a hot entree you can poke with the knife at XYZ+10 minutes with the rest of the call."

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

If anyone is interested in the Only Two Genders Executive order, it's posted in another thread here. Iirc, the vast majority is shit like 'no government funded boob jobs for prison inmates' and 'no tranny title IX to invade college women's sports' and 'women can have single-sex rape shelters' and other very specific stuff that impacts very very few people. It says that your passport should match your birth gender, I guess, but that's it.

Oh, and it says that there's 2 sexes, male and female, defines them, and says 'humans aren't capable of changing birth sex, only gender presentation'.

Nothing that matters much to 99.9% of people other than philosophical reeeing over sex vs gender.

Stapphy's dad is just pointing out she is the kind of person who is reeeeeee-ing.

I have a feeling it doesn't matter much to 75% of troons either because they tend to larp on social media and with their friends than go through scary government document changes. No one's saying it's illegal to call yourself a hairy man on the internet, Stephanie.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Tbh it wouldn't surprise me that Stephanie doesn't know that she's not supposed to be using soap up inside her vagina when she washes and she has reoccurring irritation.

I have a feeling it doesn't matter much to 75% of troons either because they tend to larp on social media and with their friends than go through scary government document changes. No one's saying it's illegal to call yourself a hairy man on the internet, Stephanie.

Tbh it wouldn't surprise me that Stephanie doesn't know that she's not supposed to be soap up inside her vagina when she washes and she has reoccurring irritation.

Also diet does play a part in vaginal health overall… even drinking not enough water can cause irritation


I was trolling on tumblr (I'm only really there for the pictures), and I saw some obvious MTF troon say that he already started the process to revert his government papers back to say male to "avoid harassment from them (the government) over this."

And I'm like…? They give up easily tbh lol. Like Daddy Government says no and that's that.

(I'm mad that I didn't screenshot it cuz it was funny.)

Also that makes me think: does Stéphanie have her government papers changed?

I know the thread has at least speculated about her legal name being the same.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Also that makes me think: does Stéphanie have her government papers changed?

We were surprised at her traveling to a gig in her own state, our exotic and worldly activist rarely leaves a 1 mile radius around her own house. I can't imagine she'd need a passport for anything. And when it comes to state ID I don't think anyone would bother carding her for her canned mixer drinks if it meant having to spend more time with her in smell range.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't think anyone would bother carding her for her canned mixer drinks if it meant having to spend more time with her in smell range.

Sometimes stores get dinged by the liquor commission for selling to a minor, and they institute a license-scanning policy at the checkout. That being said, all they care about is a barcode, and they can sanitize their hands after they hand it back.

Stephanie would be on tenterhooks, absolutely hoping the gas station convenience store clerk would look at her license and at her and be mindblown at how anarchic her gender presentation is. Maybe she'll get misgendered and she can post about it!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

With all this talk of her gynecologist visits I'm curious to know if the place Staph goes is "gender affirming" i.e. calls her Yarrow and they/he and refers to her bxy cave by gender neutral terms as well as not saying anything negative about her taking the T. We'd never hear the end of it if she got 'misgendered' by a doctor who by definition specialises in looking at lady parts, so there probably is some delusion enabling there. And while TMI posting is a big part of her lolcow career... I'm surprised she even mentioned having to see a gyno because it contradicts her story of only being considered female because she doesn't have a dick. You'll never be a man, Stephanie, and having a malformed hooha doesn't make you intersex.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Homie, she washes her face with head and shoulders do you really think she’s cleaning the rest of herself properly?

Head & Shoulders & Vag.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Obnoxious.


Doxxing herself just so she can be performative. Note how she said she deleted her Instagram recently as some protest against Zuck... but has an Instagram notification at the top of her screen.


I think she's got over the TikTok chimp out.


That's really cute of Mama Frig.


This is also super cute of her.


This made me think about how she recently said she was going to use weaponise cat shit and piss to deal with her neighbour. I wonder what she did with them?


CONSUME.


'A lot of us' ie: Staph.

 

[a hapless toad]

She's such an asshole.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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CONSUME.

She couldn't have gone to buy her album from this pretty awesome looking, one of 3 independent record shops in her home town?
That's such a small effort but significant thing that everyone needs to do, and should do, let alone someone pretending to be an anti capitalist anarchist.
Perhaps it's on "the wrong side of the tracks". Best not inject some cash outside of the rich areas.
Who knows Staph, you might even meet a real friend!

Also, can you imagine exactly how much shit would have hit the fan if anyone dared to finger-wag a similar comment and sentiment as
"you should think yourself lucky" - regarding the heatwave guys post, an unasked for competition with her (actually much easier to deal with) seasonably low temperatures?

She would hit the roof.

An easy, and probably already existing workaround for the DEI snitch email, is that it probably just accepts internal emails ending in dot gov.

Trying to scum a lift to the Gyne is low. There's literally no reason why she can't get herself there in multiple different ways. She gets lifts to some of them too. She just takes everything that she sees being offered, feeling totally entitled to it. She is the literal reason this shit gets cut off for people in need, because greedy people cant be trusted not to run everything into the ground, and up the societal power levels, the same type of narcissistic people on the higher levels of business rape billions the same way.
Just taking everything they can where they see an opportunity, fuck wether it's sustainable and fuck everyone else.

It is amazing how she thinks she is not just an average flawed person, which is a missed target even, but an actual hero.
She couldn't be pressed to name an actual solid thing she has done for anyone who isn't her, instead of vague gesturing vaguely at her pretend organisation, aka Facebook posts, and chanting spells which do literally fuck all.
Infact given the way every other spell has worked out, could be argued to give more power against her cause, if they did anything, just totting up the results as compared to everything she's aimed for.

Other than lending the junkie neighbours money lmao and look how that has turned out it's literally the most measurable help she's ever given to anyone.


Staph gettin snatched arc?
What's the diagnosis kiwis, is she gonna T-stroke out, do we think, or is this more likely orthopedic from spending life craned over her phone?


Update, Staph has forgotten she told young working class leftists to commit suicide by gun rather than join the army or police, the day prior.

Has it ever been discerned wether she is too retarded to be factually aware of her hypocrisy, or too narcissistic to thinks she gets to be excused from every social grace that she demands people extend to her on immediately, every occasion?

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I don't think she means this (sorry, it's from Wikipedia, so Norse spergs please correct me):

Staph, like many modern pagans, uses blot as a generic term for sacrifice, because they're squeamish about animal blood in a way that would get them called faggots by medieval pagans. So whenever she leaves out a half chewed chicken wing for Loki, or sprinkles some coriander on bushes for Freyr or whatever, that all counts as blots to her.
Also Frigg is not the All-Mother. Odin is the All-Father because he actually gave breath/soul to the wooden things that he turned human, but Frigg was not involved.
Frigg WAS the mother of Baldr however, who was murdered through Loki's scheming and obviously Frigg hated his guts.

It's a bit sad that blot, per my understanding of another's Wikpeding, is supposed to be a community gathering/feast, and here's Stephanie with the cat she ignores and nobody else. I know that the Wiccan face-saving branding of "bowling alone" is "solo practitioner," but she's not even going for that.

It was like a local Oktoberfest with religious overtones.
The local bigwig, who was also the local priest, would slaughter an oxen or a horse and the whole community would get some.
Most people didn't get good meat on the regular so this was a big deal in itself. Then the bigwig would further demonstrate his generosity by providing everyone enough ale or met to get properly sloshed. In the meantime some crones would walk around the place sprinkle animal blood on the walls to sanctify the whole thing. Skalds would perform poetry, some assholes beat each other senseless and young warriors made dumb oaths they'd regret in the morning but be honorbound to fulfill, even if it led to the death of their whole family. Good times!
Staph would hate it.