Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Magic Pickle]

By being such a garrulous windbag, Vicky is missing out on one of the most vital parts of going to college, and - depending on what school you select - one of the few truly worthwhile benefits of it: making social connections. In this day and age, it's not easy to trust what may be on the syllabus when everything is so easily influenced by politics, but what will always remain true is that if you make a good impression on your peers and higher-ups, they may be able to help you later on down the line.

This is one of the reasons a prestigious college is so important to attend and why lower classes will essentially abandon their children to work thirty-two jobs a day to pay for tuition, because they know the long-term benefits of getting chummy with people who could be going places or who've already made it to places. Networking is likely something Victoria is vaguely aware of, but due to her status of willfully choosing to be an unwashed dipshit, she's burnt any bridges that could meaningfully carry her to safer land.

Most underprivileged students would kill for the ability to not only receive a worthwhile and enriching education, but to surround themselves with peers and colleagues for decades to come (should one play their cards right), and yet here Li'l Vicky Vaporub is squandering every rabbit's foot and four-leaf clover that floats gently into her grasp. If I were a fellow student trying to hear what the professor was saying to make every dime worth it and had to hear her bleating arrogantly instead? It would be hard not to stick gum on the back of her wheelchair all the time, bare minimum.

 

[RandallBoggs]

PL- coming from a Pole- us kids loved making pro-nazi, anti-jewish jokes. And salutes.

PL coming from a German Jew - we were literally the same. When I was 14 the profile picture for my friends’ group chat was Hitler in a flower crown like that old tumblr trend.

I always find it fascinating how people who actually experienced Oppression often joke about it and are much more edgy. Meanwhile the 1/4 Jew, Latinx, gay, queer part Native American types are the ones who get offended on their behalf. It’s almost like hardship makes you more mentally resilient and jaded.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

PL coming from a German Jew - we were literally the same. When I was 14 the profile picture for my friends’ group chat was Hitler in a flower crown like that old tumblr trend.

Holy fuck, based, I have only seen friends with anime Hitler pfps, but the one with flower crown must've been super funny
The difference between people with firsthand experience of this stuff and super duper oppressed New Yorkers is honestly wild—you hit the nail on the head. Even 14-year-old kids in the Old World get that it’s just an edgy phase for jokes. Nobody doing the salute actually wants to bring back the Nazis. Hitler’s been dead for decades- might as well crack some jokes about him
Random fun fact, slightly hitler-related- in Poland there’s a yearly festival to raise money for healthcare. One of the long-running jokes is that the guy in charge secretly wants to use the funds to revive Hitler (or ship uranium to Chechnya)

"Of course, sick children are very important, but our main goal, to which we allocate 80% of the proceeds from WOŚP, remains the resurrection of Adolf Hitler" ~ Jerzy Owsiak

"And when he finally wakes up please change the hearts to swastikas"

 

[The Judean People's Front]

PL coming from a German Jew - we were literally the same. When I was 14 the profile picture for my friends’ group chat was Hitler in a flower crown like that old tumblr trend.
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I always find it fascinating how people who actually experienced Oppression often joke about it and are much more edgy. Meanwhile the 1/4 Jew, Latinx, gay, queer part Native American types are the ones who get offended on their behalf. It’s almost like hardship makes you more mentally resilient and jaded.

Spoiler: corroboration

I once knew a dude who grew up in what he described as a Jewish Cult (something like a kibbutz, I think). He always talked openly about how when adults try too hard to drill The Horror Of Genocide into kids it absolutely backfires. The more times he had to watch various "torture and death porn" of the Holocaust (his words), the more he and his friends got in trouble for making fart noises and Hitler salutes in the back row of class during super solemn bits of lecture or films.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Vicky's wheelchair ran out of power and she had to be rescued by firemen.



She's really pretending she can't walk at all now? Not even to get from the ramp of her building to go inside?

I mean yes, she probably loved the attention from the big strong firemen.

https://x.com/vvictorman_uel/status/1882659599867928764

 

[Breadbear]

Vicky's wheelchair ran out of power and she had to be rescued by firemen.

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She's really pretending she can't walk at all now? Not even to get from the ramp of her building to go inside?

I mean yes, she probably loved the attention from the big strong firemen.

https://x.com/vvictorman_uel/status/1882659599867928764

12:53... am or pm? Posted at 6:20am her time so it could go either way I suppose.

Powerchairs have a manual mode for a reason, even if it's massive pain in the dick to push them. The batteries are finicky, as are the chairs themselves, so this may not be 100% on her.
But she probably didn't charge it.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She did this because she was "touch-starved," same reason she goes to the hospital for testing. She just wants strangers to touch her weird body.

How peculiar that she was going up stairs to a fourth-floor walkup not too long ago and now she can't even walk up a ramp.

 

[TismFarmer]

Vicky's Mom sending her hairdryer and clothes from when she weighed 140 pounds is hilarious!
"Well Vicky, I've been storing this trash since you were 12 years old. It's your problem now.."


Vicky: Brings up occult tethered cord.
Neurosurgeon: You know, I was actually considering if I could talk you into spending an additional $50,000 for no reason at all, but I didn't think you would fall for it...

 

[unwieldy_object]

12:53... am or pm? Posted at 6:20am her time so it could go either way I suppose.

Powerchairs have a manual mode for a reason, even if it's massive pain in the dick to push them. The batteries are finicky, as are the chairs themselves, so this may not be 100% on her.
But she probably didn't charge it.

There's a reason for why one doesn't use the battery beyond a certain point and one gets a kind of sixth sense for the battery's power compared to how long you've run it and at what speed and know how much further it'll go. Because the battery indicator can fuck up.
She's either so retarded that she hasn't learned that or, the more likely reason, is that she was craving some drama so she went for it fully knowing exactly when it was going to give out.

Edit: also, a lot of the time when a battery gives out it's because it's overheating so one has to sit with it turned off for a while before one can continue. From this comes the aforementioned sixth sense for how long one can run it on full speed versus how long on half speed.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She's either so retarded that she hasn't learned that or, the more likely reason, is that she was craving some drama so she went for it fully knowing exactly when it was going to give out.

She's never not been rescued in her life, so she doesn't fear consequences when she sets up these crises. She also knew she had the option to get up and walk at any time, if things got sketchy.

If she were driving a car, she'd let it run out of gas now and then; it's a problem that's solved by calling other people and taking photos and throwing money at it (if not other people's money).

 

[TismFarmer]

There's a reason for why one doesn't use the battery beyond a certain point and one gets a kind of sixth sense for the battery's power compared to how long you've run it and at what speed and know how much further it'll go. Because the battery indicator can fuck up.
She's either so retarded that she hasn't learned that or, the more likely reason, is that she was craving some drama so she went for it fully knowing exactly when it was going to give out.

Edit: also, a lot of the time when a battery gives out it's because it's overheating so one has to sit with it turned off for a while before one can continue. From this comes the aforementioned sixth sense for how long one can run it on full speed versus how long on half speed.

I'll bet she made sure to run out of battery uphill from her apartment though.
Not so much 'cutsie disabled twink needs rescue by cute firefighters' when it takes 2 of the strongest firefighters to push your fat ass back uphill to the apartment along with the weight of a power chair.
I'm thinking of how difficult it is to steer when your power steering goes out, and I imagine it's the wheelchair equivalent of that when you have to use it manually.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I love how these people (Vicky very included) spout on and on about people's right to self-ID however they please - except, no, not Asperger's. You can't have that anymore.

You - you group of people who as a diagnostic criteria hate change - you can't use that word anymore because we decided it's not woke enough.

It's also ironically a sign of unconscious cultural bias and American cultural imperialism, since many countries still use the "Asperger" terminology. It was only removed from the ICD in 2022, and in a lot of places the changes still haven't been implemented, and people will still come home with an official "Aspergers" diagnosis. Even in countries that switched since 2022, many people use Aspergers because that's what's on their paperwork and what they have always used.

But God forbid these icons of cultural sensitivity recognize a world outside of the US of A.

I'm thinking of how difficult it is to steer when your power steering goes out, and I imagine it's the wheelchair equivalent of that when you have to use it manually.

Those poor firefighters. I wonder if she came up with some excuse for why they had to lift her out of the chair and carry her.

Given comments she's made about male doctors in the past, there's a non-zero chance that she got damp watching footage of firefighters in California and then hatched a plan to force some local ones to interact with her. I hope I'm wrong and she's just a lazy bitch, though.

Oppression often joke about it and are much more edgy. Meanwhile the 1/4 Jew, Latinx, gay, queer part Native American types are the ones who get offended on their behalf. It’s almost like hardship makes you more mentally resilient and jaded.

Come to think of it the few people I know who actually have had to do something like "flee their home country due to ethnic conflict" either tend to treat it with over-the-top gallows humor, or they don't mention the subject because they're dealing with other normal life shit.

The dead-serious offensophiles are almost always the 1/4 Puerto Ricans who had someone ask about their grandma's accent once when they were six, and are still carefully nursing the trauma 30 years later.

 

[Greedy Fly]

12:53... am or pm? Posted at 6:20am her time so it could go either way I suppose.

I don't know if she's insane enough to go scootin' around during 25°F nights. But I guess that could contribute to a dead battery.

 

[Breadbear]

I don't know if she's insane enough to go scootin' around during 25°F nights. But I guess that could contribute to a dead battery.

I checked the weather in New York City for that date and it could still go either way.

She doesn't seem like the early worm type, though. She has already admitted to sleeping through class. A fucked up sleep schedule would be the least surprising thing about her.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Not that I'm surprised at all but this is just confirmation that Vicky is that extremely annoying classmate who can't read the room and takes over the lecture to show how Super Smart they are about whatever subject. Universally hated. These people are who give Academia a bad name.

Hopefully this professor takes her aside at some point and tells her to fucking stop because if you have one of these people and a bitch-ass professor (of which there are too many) you get to spend the semester listening to an Autist wax poetic and off-topic while the actual teacher has to rush through the subject matter you'll actually be tested on.

As a TA, I had to have The Talk at least once a semester with some over-excited or know-it-all student. If you do it early you can couch it as "hey, I get the obsession, clearly - I teach this stuff!" But if you let it go too long or they don't listen it can get gross and sometimes involve the dreaded ombudsman

We had one of those college kids. She was really trying to get into professors lab/circle/good graces whatever, and she went to him one day with an article. He told her to come talk to me about it and the article was the 'chinese designer babies' thing. She was trying to say 'See!See! China Bad! China Abort Babs!!' And i just said "So do americans, the hollywood elite do genetic testing and if theres something wrong or they dont like the gender, they also abort babies."
She huffed out of the office and we didnt hear a peep out of her for the rest of the semester.

I imagine victim, i mean Vicky, would be like that.

She's never not been rescued in her life, so she doesn't fear consequences when she sets up these crises. She also knew she had the option to get up and walk at any time, if things got sketchy.

If she were driving a car, she'd let it run out of gas now and then; it's a problem that's solved by calling other people and taking photos and throwing money at it (if not other people's money).

The most spoilt people Ive ever met was the kind that didnt have a tire jack, a spare, a gas can, or a lug wrench. "Well just call a tow truck!" And then they dont understand 'i cant, im poor and im broke.' Then they say "its not that expensive!" Yeah it is thats why i cant afford to break down on the side of the road.
Must be nice to call 911 and have a firefighter push you 20 yards to your door.

 

[sarna]

I don't know if she's insane enough to go scootin' around during 25°F nights. But I guess that could contribute to a dead battery.

Jury is out on whether she's still taking prednisone at the moment -- the moon face can stick around for a long time -- but among its many, many side effects, it will tend to keep you up at night.

 

[Breadbear]

So I'm fucking retarded and just now realized that I could use context clues to figure out if that picture was taken at night or during the day.
12:53 pm? As in almost 1pm? Is it bright and sunny?
No. It is not.
So yes, she took this picture at nearly 1am.

 

[prolific_mango]

Jury is out on whether she's still taking prednisone at the moment -- the moon face can stick around for a long time -- but among its many, many side effects, it will tend to keep you up at night.

Explains her habit of pacing the roof singing at night

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Aspergers

Apparently Dr Asperger was a heckin' chudly Nazi, so the autists go off their nut whenever anyone identifies as a sperg. It is verboten to use such a term in current year.

I saw a rather splendid reddit slapfight a few weeks back between various flavours of tisms. An Aspergers woman was diagnosed ages ago and is loud and proud about it. A very liberal teen genderblob admonished her for using the bad word, told her no-one uses it any more and that she should call herself autistic instead.
Sperg refused, she's happy thank you very much.
Teen loses the plot, screeches about Nazis and how every time she says Aspergers she is traumatising survivors (!) and causing PTSD.
It was really quite something. The amount of autists who came to defend the genderblob was surprising. I think xe/xir must have sent up an anime avatar batsignal.

Also big lols about Vicky's hyperlexic claim (she must think it means "I read lots and fast!"). She's just flinging random crap into the air now, it's great.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Teen loses the plot, screeches about Nazis and how every time she says Aspergers she is traumatising survivors (!) and causing PTSD.

If civilization survives, one day people will write some interesting books that examine the phenomenon of American teenagers in the 2010s/2020s who had no real exposure to other cultures and barely even any intergenerational contact, and yet still managed to develop both a collective obsession and realms of strange paranoiac fantasies about a culturally-bound German political party that collapsed half a century before any of them were born.