DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LifeAlert]

Oh look, it's this again. Phil, maybe instead of talking to yourself (aka no one), you should go the fuck to bed?
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>black
>monkey

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

has lucky gremlin came back since phil flipped out on him for asking for ranked a couple days ago?

 

[Very Honest Content]

At this point I doubt the money will ever dry up

If that was true, no gayop to charge back would be continually recycled by the sock puppet ween for going on the better part of a decade by them now in regards to the pigroach's sweatyman.jpg collections.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Oh look, it's this again. Phil, maybe instead of talking to yourself (aka no one), you should go the fuck to bed?
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Nice of him to ask on Twitter, so he can ignore the replies, only to ask again at the start of the stream, only to dismiss any suggestions that run contrary to what he already wants to do, and then making the decision based on wether or not one whale says they will support behind duh scenes. VERY positive AND meaningful.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Oh look, it's this again. Phil, maybe instead of talking to yourself (aka no one), you should go the fuck to bed?
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God, ninja gaiden is know to be piss fuckin’ hard and he’s going to throw a shit fit over it. I’m sure he’s not going to buy it unless a dent donate it or there’s a major dono drop which he will play it for five minutes, cries over it, then want more donos for sucking at the game

 

[Elite Kipchak]

One question with DSP's Street Fighter 6 arc.

What is his win-loss ratio there actually? Does he like, unironically lost 90% of his matches there?

that's the retarded thing because overall he's over 50% and even higher on blanka and akuma. it's probably even higher if you ignore the cammy matches, but he just gives up with her so his w/r vs her is under 10% on some of his characters.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Is ICS really not another OIC sock and just another genuine retard? Wow dood! There's more than one retard out there willing to whale this much for some fat polack faggot who couldn't give less of a shit about him.

I am pretty sure it is. Ryan must like getting abused. And if you go to his kick page, it is full of people mocking him. He makes no effort to block any of them. I think he feels like he deserves to be mocked.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I want him to play it so he has to suffer through looking at Ayane and Rachel

Don't forget Momiji! That's 3 attractive ladies that appeared as playable characters in NG2.

Oh look, it's this again. Phil, maybe instead of talking to yourself (aka no one), you should go the fuck to bed?
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Phail pretends he's this Elder Statesman of Gaming yet he thinks Ninja Gaiden has this supposed "Black series." The first Ninja Gaiden Black was just a rerelease of the Xbox Ninja Gaiden with some added shit thrown in, Ninja Gaiden Black 2 is more or less the same, I guess it's supposed to be a remake but it looks like the same game as NG2 they're just moving it onto Unreal Engine 5. It's probably gonna add some of the new shit from Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 and a bit more new shit of its own. And yeah, I do remember he played Ninja Gaiden Black for some Rageathon and it went as well as you expect.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I think he feels like he deserves to be mocked.

Yeah the look of self-loathing and how he had to force out the offer of showing his feet for $100 or whatever it was 3 days ago struck me.

Now that he’s had a day to absorb the blowback on Triple P (my petname for him; we’re in love) making him dance like a monkey (and not hitting goals despite that!!), it’ll be interesting to see Phail’s state of mind today.

Not interested in him torturing the dents and by extension detractors with NGB2 hemming and hawing. Barring huge whale SUHPORT, he will play it for 3 streams and then quit as soon as he can figure out why his performance isn’t his fault. Rinse and repeat.

 

[GodModule]

You can't cheese Ninja Gaiden like you can FromSoft games. Unless he plays on easy like a bitch

 

[Digger10]

That pretty much confirmed to me that DSP is a sociopath. He was completely confounded as to why his father would send him that, when it is obviously that fishing was probably the one experience they shared and bonded over in life. This is a concept a normal 5 year old would be able to conceptualize.

Didn't he do that after Phil told him about having his tires stolen? If I texted to someone about being robbed, I'd get pissed if they sent me something entirely unrelated to that.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I hope he does play Ninja Gaiden. Either he comes off like a bitch by playing it on Easy, or he’ll be raging every minute he plays the game.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You can't cheese Ninja Gaiden like you can FromSoft games. Unless he plays on easy like a bitch

Yeah, cuhrayzees are fast as fuck and require good reflexes, knowledge of your moveset and the enemy's moveset. There's no way to overlevel and it's not slow as shit like most soulslikes. They're almost like PvE fighting games in that way, that's especially the case with boss fights in cuhrayzee games. I distinctly remember the first time he played Bayonetta he sucked so hard he got the stone trophy (the worst one) in every stage of the game except the 2 gimmick stages. And that was back when his reflexes and brains weren't completely destroyed by gin and isolation. I can imagine him beating NGB2 but it's gonna require a lot of his signature banging his head against the wall until it finally somehow gives way.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I hope he does play Ninja Gaiden. Either he comes off like a bitch by playing it on Easy, or he’ll be raging every minute he plays the game.

I imagine he's dodging the games for a reason, NG1 : Black is backwards compatible and frequently goes on sale for $5.

I can imagine him beating NGB2 but it's gonna require a lot of his signature banging his head against the wall until it finally somehow gives way.

If anything he'll play the sigma versions and quit halfway in.

BitchSydePhil would get his ass handed to him by Murai if he actually went into the game blind.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

20 minutes of "razzing" Phil and talking about things like pigpiggo.re and pigxar animation videos. I think that PPP got caught on the vortex. Ohhhh buddy....

 

[PieceofShet]

20 minutes of "razzing" Phil and talking about things like pigpiggo.re and pigxar animation videos. I think that PPP got caught on the vortex. Ohhhh buddy....

The inevitable fallout will be beautiful!

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Don't forget Momiji! That's 3 attractive ladies that appeared as playable characters in NG2.


Phail pretends he's this Elder Statesman of Gaming yet he thinks Ninja Gaiden has this supposed "Black series." The first Ninja Gaiden Black was just a rerelease of the Xbox Ninja Gaiden with some added shit thrown in, Ninja Gaiden Black 2 is more or less the same, I guess it's supposed to be a remake but it looks like the same game as NG2 they're just moving it onto Unreal Engine 5. It's probably gonna add some of the new shit from Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 and a bit more new shit of its own. And yeah, I do remember he played Ninja Gaiden Black for some Rageathon and it went as well as you expect.

Momiji is the the best thing Σ2 gave us

This version is a bit of a mixture of NG2 and Σ2. Early game (hard difficulty and above) has Σ2 enemy quota that seems to fill out more in later levels. It ditches a few of the shitty added bosses like the Buddha statue and the weapon upgrades can be purchased as soon as you have enough essence like NG2 Upgrade levels were tied to chapter progression in Σ2.

So it's kind of a mixed bag but mostly a win with NG2 gore over Σ2 which nerfed it. I never cared that much personally but alotta Itagaki loving faggots still cry about it 10+ years later. Master Ninja which still needs unlocking is where all the answers will come out. OGs love to pretend Σ2 Master Ninja was a cakewalk but they're full of shit imo Σ2 MNM added lots of instant death grabs which made some sections brutal because they'd come out so fast. Nothing I could doo!

I imagine phil will CONSOOM and probably drop it 2 days later because baby needs all the new toys so he can feel special and like he's part of the conversation on twitter where he siphons all his gayming opinions from.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Ninja gaiden is a white hot release gais, it will save the channel

 

[Balr0g]

DipShitPenis (that's what I call him, DipShitPenis) wants to switch games it seems

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Did this dumb faggot just announced he got “boxer briefs”? A 42 year old man told his audience that he got underwear. This is fuckin’ sad.
“The king’s package needs a lots of space” yea, the three incher needs a lot of room