Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

I wish we had an AI tool that would scrub through all these 4-6 hour long Donkey Kong 64 streams to extract bits where he says anything of value

It only took the Internet a matter of days to turn Tay AI (RIP) into a white nationalist and chronic noticer; forcing AI to consume nothing but Chibi content would probably create Skynet.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

I missed it because his name wasn't on the title but if you wanted to know what's up with him lately, here's CavemanDCJ (he just calls himself Caveman) at GDQ 2025. He was also present last year I think playing Evil Zone a fighting game.

He seems a bit chubbier than the Tombi days or maybe it's just the clothes/camera angle.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

Why would someone play DK64, the most divisive game in the series, when you have three mostly terrific games that you haven’t (or barely) played yet…

Because he's bad at actual good games.

 

[Whaler]

I missed it because his name wasn't on the title but if you wanted to know what's up with him lately, here's CavemanDCJ (he just calls himself Caveman) at GDQ 2025. He was also present last year I think playing Evil Zone a fighting game.

He seems a bit chubbier than the Tombi days or maybe it's just the clothes/camera angle.

He's absolutely gotten fat, but sitting around and slamming junk food down your throat 14 hours a day will do that to you.

 

[Looney Troons]

RIP to all of my did Caveman troon out bros

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Did cavemen become a curvy troon?

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

Did cavemen become a curvy troon?

CurvemanDCJ

 

[Grift Garrison]

While Caveman hasn't transitioned, that video contains the most pathetic troon to ever troon.

 

[Peko]

This is more time than I've ever spent thinking about Donkey Kong. Why would you play this much DK64, the worst game of the franchise?

Because Chibi is utterly devoid of any kind of individuality
The N64 is the autism speedrunning magnet machine. Ocarina of Time, Mario 64, Goldeneye etc. All the "childhood classics" that are ran by lots of people come from it. So when Chibi wants to latch on to a DK game he can't help but gravitate to the N64. And since he just refuses to play games like a normal person, he has to do some speedrunner randomizer BS and stream it. He'd actually be so much better off if he just played things he likes.

 

[Large Rodent]

Chibi is so unbelievably fucking boring you couldn't pay me to scrub through these completely monotone, inane Nintendo 64 collectathon slop game streams he does. He's not good at them, he's not entertaining, he's not funny either intentionally or unintentionally, he's not even good at using streamer hardware. Half of his streams are with broken audio, broken video, etc.

I wish we had an AI tool that would scrub through all these 4-6 hour long Donkey Kong 64 streams to extract bits where he says anything of value

This is more time than I've ever spent thinking about Donkey Kong. Why would you play this much DK64, the worst game of the franchise?
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I'm genuinely astounded these VODs have 200+ views.
Look, Chibi is live right now and he has 7 live viewers almost 40 minutes in. What are these VOD views, dude? Speedrun enthusiasts, maybe?

Unless this is some kind of view botting thing, but that's pretty doubtful.
(One of the streams here has ~600 views, as opposed to the ~250 he got in all the rest. The hell's up with that?)

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

I'm genuinely astounded these VODs have 200+ views.
Look, Chibi is live right now and he has 7 live viewers almost 40 minutes in. What are these VOD views, dude? Speedrun enthusiasts, maybe?
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Unless this is some kind of view botting thing, but that's pretty doubtful.
(One of the streams here has ~600 views, as opposed to the ~250 he got in all the rest. The hell's up with that?)

Probably a mix of farmers and /v/irgins?

 

[John Ligma]

I checked on Twitch earlier today and noticed that he was streaming to an audience of literally nobody. What an accomplished career streamer.

And yes it does say "resubscribe", I received a gift sub at some point years 2-3 ago. On low-popularity streamers it will direct gifts to accounts who aren't currently watching, but have clicked on one of their live streams at some point in the past, if there aren't enough live viewers when the gift is purchased.

 

[Looney Troons]

I checked on Twitch earlier today and noticed that he was streaming to an audience of literally nobody. What an accomplished career streamer.
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And yes it does say "resubscribe", I received a gift sub at some point years 2-3 ago. On low-popularity streamers it will direct gifts to accounts who aren't currently watching but have clicked on one of their live streams at some point in the past if there aren't enough live viewers when the gift is purchased.

That’s… depressing.

 

[Oliver Onions]

RIP to all of my did Caveman troon out bros

Ummm women can have beards tho?? Maybe educate yourself in future, sweaty.

CurvemanDCJ

CavemanBBL

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

That’s… depressing.

One must imagine Chibifus happy.

 

[Siegmeyer of Catarina]

Checked in on the stream last night out of sheer morbid curiosity and it was just... bad. Discord call audio at the same volume level as the feed from his mic so he was constantly talking over other people whilst engaging with his own chat, and like a third of the screen on the left side was taken up by what looked like a constantly-updating text feed of a Banjo-Kazooie race even though Adam was playing A Hat In Time? The whole thing was a sensory nightmare with way too much going on and I was sick of it after five minutes. Genuinely do not understand how someone who has been doing this for such a long time can still suck at it so much on a basic technical level.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Because Chibi is utterly devoid of any kind of individuality
The N64 is the autism speedrunning magnet machine. Ocarina of Time, Mario 64, Goldeneye etc. All the "childhood classics" that are ran by lots of people come from it. So when Chibi wants to latch on to a DK game he can't help but gravitate to the N64. And since he just refuses to play games like a normal person, he has to do some speedrunner randomizer BS and stream it. He'd actually be so much better off if he just played things he likes.

I don't even think it's that, he's never shown any interest in Donkey Kong. Literally, it wasn't until they added Donkey Kong to Nintendo World that he suddenly became a certified DK autist

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I missed it because his name wasn't on the title but if you wanted to know what's up with him lately, here's CavemanDCJ (he just calls himself Caveman) at GDQ 2025. He was also present last year I think playing Evil Zone a fighting game.

He seems a bit chubbier than the Tombi days or maybe it's just the clothes/camera angle.

Must be photoshoped or AI generated video since he trooned out he looks quite beautiful and very slim and sexy.

 

[Tism the Return II]

I don't even think it's that, he's never shown any interest in Donkey Kong. Literally, it wasn't until they added Donkey Kong to Nintendo World that he suddenly became a certified DK autist

Chubby is a certified DK OG fan for better or worse.

 

[butlerspoon]

I'm genuinely astounded these VODs have 200+ views.
Look, Chibi is live right now and he has 7 live viewers almost 40 minutes in. What are these VOD views, dude? Speedrun enthusiasts, maybe?
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Unless this is some kind of view botting thing, but that's pretty doubtful.
(One of the streams here has ~600 views, as opposed to the ~250 he got in all the rest. The hell's up with that?)

It’s all his Japanese friends who are busy working while he’s live