Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 17.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 187 41.8%
  • Total voters
    447
Is Andrew among us? (He lept on that quickly and made my joke... though it's an obvious one.)
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Melty Butter said:
Is Andrew among us? (He lept on that quickly and made my joke.)
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I don't know if he is a Farmer, but his editor definitely is. He frequently uses .pngs made by people on this thread for thumbnails.

I'd guess his editor quickly sent him those news in a chat group, but who knows?
 
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Strix454 said:
It is predetermined in every way. But this is the law and there are magic incantations and ceremonies that have to be done before they can read the table and tell him what he likely already knows. Nothing ever happens fast with the law and courts.
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Can junkie not waive PSR and agree to stentencing immediately. I take Minnesota state does not allow this?

Oh.
Thats right THREE MORE MONTHS of Drinking, Meth, and WHIPPETS boyz!!!

Line em up
 
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USAroXX said:
It csn be waived and sentenced immediately. I take minnesota state does not allow this for some reason?
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This is the relevant section of the law:

When a defendant has been convicted of a misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor, the court may, and when the defendant has been convicted of a felony, the court shall, before sentence is imposed, cause a presentence investigation and written report to be made to the court concerning the defendant's individual characteristics, circumstances, needs, potentialities, criminal record and social history, the circumstances of the offense and the harm caused by it to others and to the community. At the request of the prosecutor in a gross misdemeanor case, the court shall order that a presentence investigation and report be prepared. The investigation shall be made by a probation officer of the court, if there is one; otherwise it shall be made by the commissioner of corrections.
 
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Can whippets make you age by 20 years or is that just his sick mind taking over a physical demonic form?

His extremly nasal voice cope explanation about why his voice is so different last stream was also pathethic, if he's doing nitrous oxide he may as well inhale alcool vapors and nuking his nose in the process, thus the major change in his voice.
 
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Good thing Nick got all that practice licking bottles, because today, Nick is busy doing his best to lick the leather boot of The State.
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It really can't be understated how big of a deal this is considering we're talking about Nick here. If it were anybody else, it wouldn't be as big a deal.

On January 24th, 2025, Nick kneeled before the government. Something he swore he never do, and castigated others for telling him to do despite he did the same thing for many of his clients.

Completely innocent and warrant invalid, my ass.
 
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I know everybody is saying that Nick has learned nothing from this, and while I agree, there is one thing I hope he learned and he might have. The start of him getting caught was people reporting that his children were in dirty clothes and hungry, so logic would suggest that an easier way to not get caught again is make sure his children aren't in dirty clothes and aren't hungry. One can only hope that he will be able to take breaks from his coke and whiskey benders to do the bare minimum as a parent. Not for his children of course, but so he can make sure it's harder to get caught again.
 
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Looseleaf Paper said:
I know everybody is saying that Nick has learned nothing from this, and while I agree, there is one thing I hope he learned and he might have. The start of him getting caught was people reporting that his children were in dirty clothes and hungry, so logic would suggest that an easier way to not get caught again is make sure his children aren't in dirty clothes and aren't hungry.
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I think Nick would draw a different conclusion. That the actual problem was that he allowed outsiders contact with his family. In particular incel prude outsiders with a moral compass. Nick would conclude that the solution would be lock down the family in the house as much as possible. To cut them off from things like church, Kayla's family, his own parents and pretty much anyone who might look on them with compassion.

Lockdown for everyone. More Benzos for Kayla. Bring April into the house to take care of things and give her brain rot with Galaxy gas. Problem solved.
 
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