DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Did this dumb faggot just announced he got “boxer briefs”? A 42 year old man told his audience that he got underwear. This is fuckin’ sad.
“The king’s package needs a lots of space” yea, the three incher needs a lot of room
DSP turning into this weird fetish streamer so Ryan, ICS and NSRV can jack off to him was not on my Season 17 bingo card. What in the fuck are the writers smoking? Can we please go back to the interview era where every person he tried interviewing shat all over him?
 
He actually managed to make the leaderboard even more unreadable than all previous ones:

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Correct me here since i havent play ninja gaiden in what feels a life time, but for Black, you guys think he will know or abuse the izuna drop tech?
Izuna drop tech? Bro, his brain and fingers are too gin-soaked to do the on-landing instant obliteration technique and you're talking about izuna drop tech?
 
For some reason, DSP decided to talk and act like a black woman:



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Calls someone else a racist, twice:





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Unrelated to the above, but this has to be someone's weirdest response EVER to getting asked if you would want to hang out with another man:



Wtf??
 
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The rules of the nominations for the Viewer's """Choice""" marathon:

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I love how huge the section is where he lists all the games that are not allowed to be nominated.
Hates his audience, hates their expectations, hates this “job,” hates his trolls, hates his life.
 
He's even convinced his wife that they can't travel because of Jasper (because in Phil's version of reality there are no cat sitters, no friends, no other way to feed a cat)
Funny (in the weird/suspicious manner) story - I vividly remember that when Phil went back to CT to get married, he explicitly mentioned they got a friend to cat-sit Jasper. He's pretty much memoryholed that detail thereafter, but the fact of the matter is that him and Kat were OOO for a week while Jasper was in the Snort Fort.
Best case he's done this before, worst case is he's outright lying (big shocker).
 
Correct me here since i havent play ninja gaiden in what feels a life time, but for Black, you guys think he will know or abuse the izuna drop tech?
I mean.. modern games spend the first hour teaching you how to play them and he still ignores the most basic information whether its relayed by a voice explaining it to him or on screen text. Ninja Gaiden II ( made in 2008 ) rolls out tips that you're expected to apply immediately. It just drops you in the deep end and lets you play, experiment through multiple deaths until you start learning or get felted and fuck off back to callahdootie.

I can't think of any game (ever?) outside of street fighter where he even spent any time reading a command list and in these games they're really useful. He doesn't experiment and he's not interested in creating his own fun with game mechanics he just wants to blahk the enemies fists and blades with his fat whining face until the game can't take anymore and capitulates.

Izuna Drop is one of the tutorial moves he could use sure but as soon as it stops working on anything but regular grunt ninjas (not even an option on the first boss) the game magically becomes boolsheet made by limp dick asianz who don't understand mahdern gayme design.
 
One question with DSP's Street Fighter 6 arc.

What is his win-loss ratio there actually? Does he like, unironically lost 90% of his matches there?
He's between 50-60% on most characters, but whatever it is should be lower given all the times he's run away from Cammy players in a set. Because you basically can go <50% and get into Master, win % overall is pretty useless because SF6 only dips you -40 for a loss, but +50 for a win (something of that sort, don't remember the exact numbers). And.. the points for winning are not capped, so if you beat a legend, you'd get like +150, but if you lose to a rookie scrub, always -40.

What is more important is that his win % in Master is definitely sub 50%. Your points when losing are uncapped in Master, which is why he's always hovering between 1450-1550 at best.
 
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