Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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This should be interesting.

EDIT: And her photos worth photoshopping.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I was going to pick up Selaco when it goes on sale. Guess I'll be saving some money. Hey Altered Orbit Studios, if your workers stayed the fuck off of X sucking up to these faggots maybe Chapter 2 could get released. It's supposed to get released in February, where's the info? You mainly just talk about patch notes on Steam.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

They got duped by a bunch of mentally ill assholes.

 

[SuitcaseNuke]

After The Real Game Awards, turns out that Alyssa Mercante, Wash Your Crack, and Dave Rivera harassed the devs of Selaco, until Selaco bend the knee to them and think of The Real Game Awards as a "hate group". And Alyssa, as usual, gloating about her successful harassment.
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This shit should be illegal. You shouldn’t be allowed to harass people into removing advertisements because you don’t like their politics.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

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She has county substitute teacher vibes

After The Real Game Awards, turns out that Alyssa Mercante, Wash Your Crack, and Dave Rivera harassed the devs of Selaco, until Selaco bend the knee to them and think of The Real Game Awards as a "hate group". And Alyssa, as usual, gloating about her successful harassment.
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Dude fuck these people,man. They just have to inject themselves into fucking everything. God, I fucking love Selaco, it's a great game, but these faggots that probably never played a boomer shooter in their lives and probably hate the genre to begin with have to muscle their way in and try to fuck that up too. Genuinely and sincerely, fucking kill yourselves.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

After The Real Game Awards, turns out that Alyssa Mercante, Wash Your Crack, and Dave Rivera harassed the devs of Selaco, until Selaco bend the knee to them and think of The Real Game Awards as a "hate group". And Alyssa, as usual, gloating about her successful harassment.
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Hold up, doesn't this violate X tos? A bunch of channels, one of whom was already banned and is currently ban-evading though a ""parody account"" alt, banding together to harass a studio rep into publicly kowtowing to their political browbeating?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This shit should be illegal. You shouldn’t be allowed to harass people into removing advertisements because you don’t like their politics.

This is exactly why I think modern contracts for game developers should include a ban on social media for employees and companies themselves should only allow a single professionally run account.

This "arguing with retards online" mentality is what kills the studios. Because some wannabe big-dick loudmouth moron cannot handle getting negative attention and has to apologize/justify what they are doing.

Every single retard who fronts for their game from a private account and argues with people online should be fired for cause.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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>David Jaffe
>Alyssa Mercante
>ReviewTechUSA

I'm getting pretty sick of SmashJT's retarded showboating, but god damn you could not hand-pick a better line-up of salty losers unless the King of Hate himself deigned to grace them with his presence.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm getting pretty sick of SmashJT's retarded showboating

I think he is a big retard who could do something more useful and impactful than making clickbait articles about the leftist wannabe gamer lolcows.

All he does is give Alyssa and her ilk the attention they to desperately seek. He is playing the same game, just from the other side of the culture war debate.

That is why I think this lulsuit is so entertaining, because we got the gamer gurl Alyssa with tattoos like a 5$ crack whore and Asmongold-like male pattern baldness against the aggressively trad dad Jeff Tarzia who has nothing better to do with his life as a middle-aged midlife crisis retard than fight with people online about video games.

I realize that I am saying this while posting gossip on KiwiFarms, but this is just my pasttime, I am not trying to make a career out of posting hypocritical opinions to steer views to my "journalism website" and "journalistic commentary youtube channel".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Total simp unmasking.

 

[Lone Star]

Hold up, doesn't this violate X tos? A bunch of channels, one of whom was already banned and is currently ban-evading though a ""parody account"" alt, banding together to harass a studio rep into publicly kowtowing to their political browbeating?

Something tells me not many people are reporting these accounts.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Something tells me not many people are reporting these accounts.

The platform also did not have a "report ban evasion" option for the longest time. I no longer have an account, so I cannot check if they added it in the meantime, but it used to be basically impossible to report this TOS violation and neither Twitter nor X have cared to really go after people for it.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

After The Real Game Awards, turns out that Alyssa Mercante, Wash Your Crack, and Dave Rivera harassed the devs of Selaco, until Selaco bend the knee to them and think of The Real Game Awards as a "hate group". And Alyssa, as usual, gloating about her successful harassment.

Spoiler: Archives

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WyC8g | Smash JT on X: "When you’re losing… and you see other people winning - It’s ALWAYS about the money. I’ll be roasting these pocket watching hypocritical losers tonight. Get hyped! https://t.co/QVgp0kvMpY" / X | Ghostarchive

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bHIPk | Selaco (NOW AVAILABLE!) on X: "@janesmitish We have nothing to do with this! Up until just an hour ago we didn't even know about this show's existance lol" / X | Ghostarchive
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GemVU | Alyssa Mercante on X: "Another entry for "this is how it's done"" / X | Ghostarchive
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GadMJ | Selaco (NOW AVAILABLE!) on X: "@BuryMeIn208 @WashYourCrack When it comes to potentially damaging the brand we built from nothing? Yes, absolutely -- and that's perfectly justifiable. There's more to my life than making money, and I'll gladly sell fewer copies if it means not being associated with a hateful individual." / X | Ghostarchive
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/FTmMX | Selaco (NOW AVAILABLE!) on X: "@DrFrybird We have nothing to do with it. Up until an hour ago I didn't even know what it was. - Nexxtic" / X | Ghostarchive
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/aubJm | kate bush's ex-husband on X: "" / X | Ghostarchive
https://archive.fo/k8fOp | Selaco (NOW AVAILABLE!) (@SelacoGame): "When it comes to potentially damaging the brand we built from nothing? Yes, absolutely -- and that's perfectly justifiable. There's more to my life than making money, and I'll gladly sell fewer copies if it means not being associated with a hateful individual." | nitter.poast.org
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AqS3b | Smash JT (@SmashJT): "When you’re losing… and you see other people winning - It’s ALWAYS about the money. I’ll be roasting these pocket watching hypocritical losers tonight. Get hyped! " | nitter.poast.org | Ghostarchive

 

[Lone Star]

The platform also did not have a "report ban evasion" option for the longest time. I no longer have an account, so I cannot check if they added it in the meantime, but it used to be basically impossible to report this TOS violation and neither Twitter nor X have cared to really go after people for it.

Huh, you're right. I never checked myself but I would've assumed it would.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

The platform also did not have a "report ban evasion" option for the longest time. I no longer have an account, so I cannot check if they added it in the meantime, but it used to be basically impossible to report this TOS violation and neither Twitter nor X have cared to really go after people for it.

The way to do it is still indirect and wonky but basically it goes
1) Click "Report"
2) Click "They’re pretending to be me or someone else" and select someone else
3) Fill out the box that says "What is their full name?" with their original banned @ and "evading twitter/X ban"
4) send report


Not that anyone is gonna bother looking at the reports unless like 10 people all do it at once because it's almost always automated, but at least there's a process. Why there isn't a dedicated "ban evasion" option I have no idea.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The way to do it is still indirect and wonky but basically it goes
1) Click "Report"
2) Click "They’re pretending to be me or someone else" and select someone else
3) Fill out the box that says "What is their full name?" with their original banned @ and "evading twitter/X ban"
4) send report


Not that anyone is gonna bother looking at the reports unless like 10 people all do it at once because it's almost always automated, but at least there's a process. Why there isn't a dedicated "ban evasion" option I have no idea.

This does not work unless you can enter an existing username/handle that is being impersonated.
Nobody I ever reported for ban evasion this way was banned.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

This does not work unless you can enter an existing username/handle that is being impersonated.
Nobody I ever reported for ban evasion this way was banned.

I'm only goin off memory here, but if it doesn't work then anything short of a community note on one of his posts telling people he's ban evading and violating the TOS is probably out of the picture.


Though with how much a retard he is and how blatant he's being maybe he'll get unlucky and draw too much attention.

 

[Lone Star]

I'm only goin off memory here, but if it doesn't work then anything short of a community note on one of his posts telling people he's ban evading and violating the TOS is probably out of the picture.


Though with how much a retard he is and how blatant he's being maybe he'll get unlucky and draw too much attention.

He's too much of a retard to hold back. Give it time and he'll do something to get his account banned again. I can make notes, but I figure that counts as "trolling plans" to really discuss it.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Okay, I wanted to get down my final thoughts on the New York Game Awards before I move on to reviewing the interview/call-in show thing with Jaffe. Here are clips of her two appearances:

Presenting the Herman Melville Award for Best Writing, alongside Kyle "Carolyn" Petit

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• Alyssa continues on her theme for the week which is I ALSO LIKED DAVID LYNCH YOU GUYS I AM LIKE HIS BIGGEST FAN I CAN PROVE IT LOOK AT MEEE
• Alyssa holds her phone like she's talking into a tape recorder, in reference to agent Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks and does the "x miles south of the Canadian border, I've never seen so many x" bit that she's referenced online before. Does she know any other Twin Peaks references?
• Petit chimes in with a very bad David Lynch impression, which is nuts because he already sounds a little like David Lynch. He is a void of charisma. Alyssa cheeses so hard during this because she still has to be the center of attention even while someone else is talking, it's distracting.
• They do the absolute worst job at selling this bit.
• They go on to ramble about the late great David Lynch, attempting to tie it together by saying that the award honors people who are great collaborators like Lynch.
• The whole thing doesn't really work and probably Alyssa earlier that evening was like OMG WE SHOULD SHOEHORN DAVID LYNCH INTO THIS VIDEO GAME EVENT

Alyssa's appearances in the congratulatory video for Sam Lake, receiving the "Legend Award"

(Mini-supercut, I just edited out everything between her comments)

• Alyssa claims she knows Sam Lake personally because they met at a Giant Bomb party once and see each other at other industry events sometimes.
• Another David Lynch mention shoehorned in here "I became absolutely obsessed with him because of Alan Wake. I'm a huge fan of David Lynch, as is he, and just his ability to kinda take things you would expect and turn them on their head."
• So quirky Alyssa says "Sam, I just wanna say, you're a SICK FUCK! And we all benefit from it!"

Alyssa and Sam also went out for a drink after the show.
[L/A]

I'd also like to note that Sam Lake donated to Alyssa's Trans Lifeline fundraiser a while back.
[L/A]

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Alyssa was dragged by Kotaku's Ethan Gach after getting off stage. Now who called her a "Lucile Ball looking motherfucker"?

But Lucille Ball was attractive, funny (on purpose), and successful. And she definitely didn't have people begging her to stop posting pictures of her butt.