Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Molag Bal]

>only has to plead guilty to the drug possession
>all other charges dropped, including the child endangerment one
>also april and kayla are off the hook too
Holy fuck, absolute fucking victory for Nick. He got everything but the kitchen sink. Only deal that could be better than this would have been if the drug possession was dropped too. What kind of blackmail material does he have on that judge to get a deal like this?

He's going to go on the mother of all coke binges celebrating this, won't he? Also this means he is (or feels) vindicated on the swinging arrangement, so he'll probably be out looking for a second sidepiece now.

 

[repentance]

There are only so many ways you can call someone an effeminate, lying, boring, lazy, stupid faggot. Outside of the Kiwi Kouch Kontent and his legal troubles, He is just too boring to follow so I think many of us there weren´t fans to begin with will just slip away. That probably will be good for the thread and the dedicated archiver and Nickerologists but many of the tourists like myself are probably done.

Even people who were previously fans will slip away. I stopped checking this thread on a regular basis because there were such long stretches filled with endless a-logging and no new content and I don't see that changing now this particular legal issue is drawing to a conclusion.

There'll inevitably be occasional moment when stuff worth discussing happens in Nick's future, but for the most part this thread seems destined to be essentially a chat thread with people first finding out about new stuff from it being discussed elsewhere.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Indeed, one could argue that the "anathema" for him was accepting the plea charge while his wife's case would be dismissed. As he mentioned months ago when the plea negotiations began:

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I love that even when giving details about his trial, he has to pay pig to Melton just to get anyone to acknowledge him lol. He may have gotten a relative W in court, but hes still a fuckin loser.

 

[johnnynoname]

Is the booking committee already looking for a Rekieta face turn when he snakes THE QUEEN!!?

Because I think that’s the next feud now that the court angle is almost done.

It will be a slow burn but will definitely be next year’s main event at Scumbagmania

 

[Father Balldo]

Remember, he paid an enormous amount of money and spent a year kicking, screaming and seething and coping to get the exact deal that was probably on the counter from the very start. He would probably have been almost done with or even a year into his probation at this point and with more money if he hadn't been a giant infantile manbabby.

May Aaron have mercy on his asshole.

He also called everyone who told him to shut up and just take the plea deal stupid as well as telling the PRACTICING lawyers like Sean, Nate, Kurt, and others that they are bad lawyers and don't understand the LAW like the POPE! Let's not forget that...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

No Nate, please don't feed his victim complex and inflate his ego! We all know Nick only makes rational and unfunny decisions when he feels like he's invincible. Anything but that, please!

I gave up on Nate in that stream. How many times did he say Nick was such a "good friend"?

And weird flex of "I TOLD you the warrant was good...crim lawyers know crim litigation, and civil lawyers know civil litigation....". Huh? No one needed to be a criminal law expert, or even a litigator of any kind, to know that that warrant was good and there was probable cause for a search.

Idk. It was weird. He also seemed confused about the max sentence for 3rd degree possession, which is 20 years. The 2nd degree charge maxes at 25, and it was that that the plea doc references. I was kind of half listening, so could have missed it (in which case I should shut up, ik) but sounded like he was confusing the two.

Even if he got his shit together and refreshed his knowledge with a batch of CLE, and even though he got his cushy deal, he can't be taken seriously on legal matters any more.

He never could. That was wishful thinking by fans who bought his personality.

And to that point, CLE isn't going to help him. You don't learn either how to think or good judgment even from high quality cle. If it's directly in your day-to-day work area, you might learn some tips or bits of useful info or regulatory/ legislative/caselaw developments. But if it's not relevant to your job or practically applicable, it's at best a seed of info. Certainly for someone who thinks they know everything already, it's not going to help. Nick could plagiarize a CLE discussion of some recent case, I guess, and stream that. But he has no on-the-fly legal analysis game. He doesn't "love the law." He thinks of law/ litigation as a venue for being tricky and clever...and he's not clever, or smart, and some jammed-in CLE can't fix that. He'd be better off listening to "The Gambler," but he wouldn't take that lesson, either.

 

[Father Balldo]

I actually do think Nick will still have an audience and its not necessarily as dire as some people are making it out to be (in terms of his "streaming career.") He has his true believers and his alogs already, he's got the Dabbleverse to ride and the wine moms might come back because they think they can fix a broken man. He is also chasing the fujo contingency by constantly reminding everyone that Aaron ate his cum.

Regardless of if he reclaims his old audience or finds a new one, he's still Nick and will probably fuck it up by being lazy, sperging out about something or substances, so there's still hope.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I gave up on Nate in that stream. How many times did he say Nick was such a "good friend"?

I gave up on him and Kurt when they started uploading AI scripted videos with weird AI generated images and panning/zooming camera on those AI generated images with voice over narration of some legal topic.

Their content has really taken a dive into the dumpster.
And Kurt just can't stop putting his awful skin into the center of every video, that alone is such a big turn-off that I don't watch him anymore.

They both lucked into their channels because they were there when the genre became popular, but the content is middling at best.
[EDIT] If Nate is such a crackshot lawyer, how come he had his case against Chris Bouzy dismissed? (or however you spell that retards name) So much donation money down the drain with that moronic lawsuit.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I actually do think Nick will still have an audience and its not necessarily as dire as some people are making it out to be (in terms of his "streaming career.") He has his true believers and his alogs already, he's got the Dabbleverse to ride and the wine moms might come back because they think they can fix a broken man. He is also chasing the fujo contingency by constantly reminding everyone that Aaron ate his cum.

Regardless of if he reclaims his old audience or finds a new one, he's still Nick and will probably fuck it up by being lazy, sperging out about something or substances, so there's still hope.

I don't know that the Dabbleverse even gives a fuck about him. He literally has to bribe Melton to be his Internet friend like he's in a FinDom relationship with an e girl, which means Melton probably isn't even reading his normal chats.

He might get a few of them on board when he streams again,but it'll be just like the DSP/Kino Casino partnership where the well dries up quick because nobody actually gives a fuck about Nick outside of using him to dunk on Aaron.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I gave up on him and Kurt when they started uploading AI scripted videos with weird AI generated images and panning/zooming camera on those AI generated images with voice over narration of some legal topic.

Their content has really taken a dive into the dumpster.
And Kurt just can't stop putting his awful skin into the center of every video, that alone is such a big turn-off that I don't watch him anymore.

They both lucked into their channels because they were there when the genre became popular, but the content is middling at best.
[EDIT] If Nate is such a crackshot lawyer, how come he had his cased against Chris Bouzy dismissed? (or however you spell that retards name) So much donation money down the drain with that moronic lawsuit.

I tried watching Nate's videos lately and his pre-recorded stuff just has so much goddamn vocal fry it makes me want to punch my speakers with my face.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Felonious ass nigga.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick is Tweeting and "kindly fuck right off".

Voice issues? He's sad.

I'm unsure of what stream Nick is referring to. He's sounded abnormally nasally for months.

Retweet of Grifty. Yay! No record.


Archive

Nick's retweet would indicate that Nick regards this as important. He's already leaning into spinning this all as a W.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Imagine being the real lawyer in the room for all of this. Your client, an at least *nominal* lawyer himself decided, over the weekend to:

• snort yet more nose candy,
• plaster the results all over the public sphere of the internet,
• llegally access another person's computer information,
• plaster *those* results all over the public sphere of the internet
• Torpedo any hope you may have had at winning a jury's sympathy for your client

I mean, all that's left is present the best possible plea you can get from the court (which your client has thoroughly antagonized) and twist this retard's arm into signing it. Or you quit. Simple as.

Good Job, buddy.

 

[not william stenchever]

We do not need the law to destroy Nick, Nick will destroy himself. This only prelongs his painful decline. He knows this and so do we.

In this way the court is like an autopilot with terrain following radar. He tried to crash but they pulled up for him. Now we get to see if he finds the button to turn it off.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Retweet of Grifty. Yay! No record.

Any kiwi here with knowledge what kind of the damage that 2 (or 5) years of galaxy gass will have to nick?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Any kiwi here with knowledge what kind of the damage that 2 (or 5) years of galaxy gass will have to nick?

As long as he doesn't fall over and bang his head and he eats decently to balance out the B12 depletion, very little.

Ironically, him huffing nitro will help him quit drinking - assuming he wants to of course. Kills the cravings dead for a lot of people, wirhout the zombie hangover xanax etc give you.
There Rackets - thats a free one on me. Clean up your fucking act since you;ve been given grace by the court to do so.

 

[TherapyMan]

Betting odds on Nick actually completing the state's drug diversion and probation program? Pretty tall ask for a guy who can't be bothered to register his car, pay his traffic tickets, or make timely payments on his mortgage.

 

[Vibralldo]

As long as he doesn't fall over and bang his head and he eats decently to balance out the B12 depletion, very little.

He's fucked

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick's retweet would indicate that Nick regards this as important. He's already leaning into spinning this all as a W.

The people who are spinning this as a W are driving me nuts.

He was never going to jail anyway. Nobody expected him to go to jail. But he did spunk a fortune on ridiculous legal challenges and appeals, and ended up getting the exact same sentence he was always getting. The same sentence that Joe Cokehead who doesn't have two ha'pennies to rub together would have got if he'd had a public defender on the case.

But the real damage to Rekieta is that now, everybody knows he's:

- A joke as a lawyer, utterly fucking incompetent
- A joke as a husband. Bringing home the toe to bang his wife while he watches from the cuck chair
- A joke as a father. Feeding cocaine to his eight year old daughter
- A joke as a streamer. Even the dabbleverse think he's a moron.

He's never getting over these L's. He'll always be a laughing stock, wherever he shows his big honking nose.

 

[Desktop User2]

He's already leaning into spinning this all as a W.

It´s a W. The Ls were the arrest, the cocaine fiend 8yo daughter, the confirmed cuckoldry, all the Jamaican cocks he sucked, the abortion (scam) paid, the sexting with a crack whore that his kids were exposed to, his unending lust for Aaron´s cock, the paypiggery for an open fat homosexual pedophile - his best friend btw, losing a chunk of his state because he is so full of nigger spunk he birthed into one, Montagraph sodomizing him and his fancy lawyer on court, his wife sleeping on the floor drooling on benzos, suicidal ideation, complete loss of gravitas regarding his LOLyering, losing all his peers and influence sphere on Lawtubing, and many, many more.

The plea deal is a W, yet to be ratified tho.