Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

I was hoping for a bigger financial ruin

He lost almost half of his estate and all the money he earned with his streaming career - he stopped paying his mortgage and had to sell the cuck shed so it´s a pretty fair guess - not to mention his still mounting legal costs with Randazza and possibly troubles still to come; that would be devastating for any non-trust fund baby. His financial ruin was pretty deep as far as lolcows go.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Remember how pathetic and narcissistic this faggot is. He had to admit to being a faggot, a cuck, and a complete loser, and kneel to the state despite his "ODD" (that is to say faggotry). He basically just got fucked up the ass in public, in his pathetic, narcissistic mind.

He will never live this down, no matter how many Cope Pope hats he puts on.

I don't think he's all that bothered; the punishment for him already happened by not getting both K and A (for now). From here on out it's all forward and upward. He's already been running around saying yeah yeah, I did coke, it was fun. He got the charge down from 3 to 1, and lowered. He got to get credit for getting K and A out of theirs. He got to do that lame expedited outpatient rehab, which is already done. He will wind up with all charges dismissed. He has his wife, he has a home worth $800k+ [it is in his interest to his as few liquid assets as possible], he has his kids. He has no mortgage to forget about paying. Any screws mom and dad put down on him undoubtedly sort out and loosen now that these unfortunate events are behind him.

The only thing he sounds iffy about is how to be on stream not loaded.

And shame on Nate for that headline. Nick gave up nothing to "get" Kayla and April's charges dismissed. The state worked really hard to let serious charges turn into zero. He should have a conviction on his record. Diversion for a gram or shoplifting or whatever makes sense. Diversion for this trash situation is not surprising given systemic approaches to drug crimes, but given quantity and kids at home, they should have made something stick.

But no he's not going to fuck it up by saying whatever online. Clearly no one is obsessively or even laxly tracking what he does outside the courtroom.

And money ruin doesn't ultimately matter for him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The real punishment are the trolls that will haunt him until the day he dies (or leaves the internet) who will comment in every stream, under every tweet and reply to every paypig superchat he makes with references to his daughter testing positive for cocaine metabolites.

Nick could not care less about the courts, what he really cares about his that his image as the perfect man, father, trad dad and super successful internet lawpope got nuked from orbit. (This is why he is going after Aaron, because he had the audacity to confirm what an utter failure Nick is)

 

[ChromaQuack]

What should I do with the "5k gift" if I ever receive it? Just burn it or sell it on ebay (probably not worth selling as it'd be some cheap crap no one wants)?

Send it to Null for MATI review.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

And shame on Nate for that headline. Nick gave up nothing to "get" Kayla and April's charges dismissed.

Indeed, one could argue that the "anathema" for him was accepting the plea charge while his wife's case would be dismissed. As he mentioned months ago when the plea negotiations began:

 

[Vibralldo]

What should I do with the "5k gift" if I ever receive it? Just burn it or sell it on ebay (probably not worth selling as it'd be some cheap crap no one wants)?

It's probably either going to be a piece of clothing (like a shirt) or something like a small plastic plaque or something

Whatever it is it'll be very narcissistic and cheap

 

[Owlbear]

Hey, we know who Nick is really taking the fall for. It's the 9-year-old drug kingpin at the center of the Kandiyohi County coke cartel. Ape and Kayla were just caught in the crossfire.

 

[Spergichu]

https://x.com/NatetheLawyer/status/1882928734334050804

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4250K

A narrative is being formed where Nick is a martyr that sacrificed himself to save his wife

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No Nate, please don't feed his victim complex and inflate his ego! We all know Nick only makes rational and unfunny decisions when he feels like he's invincible. Anything but that, please!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

This is not a win, by any stretch of the imagination. Let's accept that.

I can try to stretch my imagination...
Nick behind bars = content drought.
Nick free and his ego bolstered = promise of a bountiful harvest in the near future.
Either he tries to remain sober and his streams will become low-energy slog we witnessed a few days ago, making his remaining fans leave not out of hate but out of boredom, or he'll start using again, taking us on another ride, this time with far less forgiving court.

 

[Boss Bass]

the key difference is that Nick wasn't stupid enough to hire someone Nick knew to handle his case, he'd be getting the chair right now if he got his buddy to defend him.

It was a nice knife twist for poor Vic that Nick didn’t pull in Ty Beard

 

[Owlbear]

As much as I don't think justice was served by the stay of adjudication on his sentence, I am very glad that our tweaking twink will likely be back on stream soon. The best thing that could happen to him is a prison sentence, but the current situation gives him a lot of rope to make delicious milk for us.

 

[TheTractor]

I dislike the first time offender cope, he's white old nepo local money, if he was a neighboor state nigger passing through with coke/weapons in a van with his two whores and 5 starving kids in the back of his van he would have been sucking cock in county jail for months.

He will fuck up in other ways for sure, but let's not kid ourselves that justice is blind.

 

[Desktop User2]

I dislike the first time offender cope, he's white old nepo local money, if he was a neighboor state nigger passing through with coke/weapons in a van with his two whores and 5 starving kids in the back of his van he would have been sucking cock in county jail for months.

He sucks cocks in county jail every Tuesday as a sport.

 

[drsb]

FTFY.



Ladies: which would be more humiliating:

a.) Your ex-boyfriend shares your titty pic with a single pal, or
b.) Your husband forces you to publicly share with the world how he brought home the Steel Toe Morning Show to engage in consensual group sex with you

My money is on b.

B for sure

 

[horseorigin]

The fact that he's basically getting a slap on the wrist makes his suicidal thoughts even funnier. Imagine killing yourself over a slap on the wrist.

He is nothing but a pussy of a man. Too pussy to protect his own family in any meaningful way so they become victim to his shortcomings, and he destroys them from the inside out. He is that much of a weakling. He’s nobody without his parent’s money and a gay little glass of whisky in his hands.

 

[Niggernerd]

The real punishment are the trolls that will haunt him until the day he dies (or leaves the internet) who will comment in every stream, under every tweet and reply to every paypig superchat he makes with references to his daughter testing positive for cocaine metabolites.

Nick could not care less about the courts, what he really cares about his that his image as the perfect man, father, trad dad and super successful internet lawpope got nuked from orbit. (This is why he is going after Aaron, because he had the audacity to confirm what an utter failure Nick is)

I dont think he cares about looking like a trad dad or anything since he doesnt show regret over anything that negatively effected his children. It's the fact no one will look at him and think he's cool for being a degen that will hurt him. He desperately wanted to be this Uber alpha chad that fucked stacies and is a RAWKSTAH like Dax Herrera aka Juju the cow who likes getting fucked in the ass.

Instead he will be remembered as the guy who became a gaunt ghoul that donated to pedophiles. Who balldo'd a crazy busted bitch, had sex with a man and is married to what you could legally label a vegetable all while letting his kids go hungry, smelly and drugged up.

 

[AnOminous]

The only thing he sounds iffy about is how to be on stream not loaded.

He'll be boring as hell. The only reason anyone even watches Balldo at this point is in hopes of him putting on a circus geek act. Even if he got his shit together and refreshed his knowledge with a batch of CLE, and even though he got his cushy deal, he can't be taken seriously on legal matters any more.

He made such a huge deal out of that Franks hearing bullshit and how this (obviously doomed) maneuver was so obviously going to be a smashing success and all the real lawyers who said no, it isn't were not just wrong, but insane incompetent liars, that he's now more famous, for being spectacularly wrong about things even a layperson could have seen weren't going to work, than he ever was for his other commentary.

He's now famous for being every single thing he used to use as an insult against others, pretending to be superior to them while in fact being as bad or worse himself. A cuck? That used to be his go-to insult and is something his actual paying audience despised. He spent literally months calling Ron Toye a cuck over and over again even though he wasn't in any literal sense of the word. Meanwhile he's the biggest cuck alive. His name is now synonymous with gay cuckoldry.

A defamer? His original claim to "mainstream" fame before Depp and after his niche fame was championing Vic Mignogna (and we saw how that turned out) and attacking people for defaming him for sexual misconduct allegations, up to and including that he was somehow a pedophile. Now he's notorious for falsely accusing a guy of performing fellatio on small children based on absolutely zero facts and is losing a lawsuit over it.

A degenerate? He used to criticize Monica Rial and Jamie Marchi for playing slutty characters in stuff like Panty & Stocking. Meanwhile he goes to famous swinger dens of iniquity like Hedonism II during interracial cuck week to exploit the natives.

A poorfag? This used to be another of his go-tos. Look at him now, though. Broke-ass loser. He has practically no money coming in and is as dependent on his parents as the lowest basement-dwelling NEET.

He really has no redemption arc even if he comes back 100% to firing on all cylinders mentally. He got lucky and lightning struck. He pissed it all away though and it will never come back. He'll be lucky if he makes enough in superchats to pay for him to paypig for the pedophile Patrick Melton.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Who's to know if your soul will fade at all?
(the one you sold to fool the world)
You lost your self-esteem along the way...

Good God, you're comin' up with reasons.
Good God, you're draggin' it out...
And good God, it's the changing of the seasons,
so follow me down and just...

Fake it
if you're out of direction.
Fake it
if you don't belong here.
Fake it
if you feel like affection...
Woah... you're such a hypocrite.

Seether - Fake It (Burnout Paradise Edit) - [Full lyrics]

Seethe, Fakeieta.
Perhaps that will lift the medallion curse.
Or manifest a Rumble contract out of thin air.
Who knows, even undo your LOTY '24 status.
Only one way to find out.-

 

[Melty Butter]

Local news, care of J.P. Cola, is finally covering the plea. Nothing from the West Central Tribune thus far.



Link
"Family friend April Imholte" made me laugh.

(I listened to KWLM yesterday, off and on, to see if Rekieta would be mentioned - he wasn't. I've never been so well-educated on soybean futures, however.)

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick cannot stop punching himself in the Balldo and I do not expect him to stop anytime soon.

The Monty stuff is scheduled for December, this year. Nitrous Nicky is aiming for a third LOTY win, if the admins even allow him to participate this time. One way or another, his lolcow udder produces superior milk to retarded gambling manbabies and DEI tranny participants.