Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is Tweeting and "kindly fuck right off".

Voice issues? He's sad.
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I'm unsure of what stream Nick is referring to. He's sounded abnormally nasally for months.

Retweet of Grifty. Yay! No record.
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Nick's retweet would indicate that Nick regards this as important. He's already leaning into spinning this all as a W.

Of course Nick is going to spin it as a big W that he plead guilty and got exactly the kind of deal Sean told him he would get in June 2024.

Anyone who did not follow the contortions this jackass went through until he finally did was EVERYONE told him to do would think Nick led a mighty fight against the evil Gubernment and managed to extract a HIGHLY favorable deal for himself, Kayla and April. Against the ADAMENT opposition of the conspirators!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The plea deal is a W, yet to be ratified tho.

Nope.

He's going to get probation which was was what he wanted to avoid anyway and what he was fighting to try to avoid.

Nick openly wants to drink and use drugs and openly denies he ever was an addict.

Thus, Nick lost. Any conception that he "won" is based on the terms of reference of a normal person who would willingly accept a plea deal that involved giving up drink and drugs for a couple years to avoid being a convicted felon. Remember, now that we see the deal, we know that the only reason he was fighting so hard and screaming "THEY LIED!!!" was because he didn't want to do probation.

Likely, he only accepted the deal because Kayla and/or April insisted on it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Likely, he only accepted the deal because Kayla and/or April insisted on it.

"You are absolutely fucking wrong KiwiFag! I did the right thing and stepped up to protect my harem."

 

[Tiger Jack]

It'll be interesting to see where he actually goes from here. It's not like he's back to square one, but he is kind of starting over. He's certainly not getting back to where he was.
Will he try to worm his way back into lawtube or will he keep going as a dabbleverse hanger-on? How will his blood feud with Aaron Imholte develop? And let's not forget about Montegraph. He's certainly not going away any time soon.
And what about April? I doubt she's out of the picture permanently. That whole situation is another disaster waiting to happen.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Betting odds on Nick actually completing the state's drug diversion and probation program? Pretty tall ask for a guy who can't be bothered to register his car, pay his traffic tickets, or make timely payments on his mortgage.

Nick has repeatedly stated that he has no doubt in his mind that his PO will sign off on him flying to Vegas to party with Patrick Melton because it is a "business trip" and mocked as ludicrous any claim otherwise.

Nick Rekieta has streamed to YouTube for about three hours since the summer of last year. All of his LLCs including the one he claims owns his streaming "business" are inactive now. But he definitely has a super real business as an online content creator and he'll be allowed to fly out to Las Vegas to party, no questions asked. Keep in mind that to the extent that it is a "business trip" it's only for Melton to present Rekieta as a circus exhibit where he brags about his lifestyle that ended in his arrest.

I don't want to type it out again from the other thread, but his CHIPS case experience does not bode well for his prospects of successfully completing probation either.

In his child custody case, he made a total circus of the proceeding, screaming about how the county staff on his case LIED when they said Nick refused access to all rooms of his home, made claims about them COMMITTING PERJURY, claimed to have gotten in their face in the courtroom hallway and shrieked at them over it, etc.

As far as I can tell, Nick's side of the story was that he stood in the doorway of his master bedroom, blocking the entrance, and told the county employee there was no reason for her to enter the bedroom. Because he did not explicitly say "I refuse to let you enter this room", he insists that must mean SHE LIED!!!

That doesn't get into the reports from April's friend Keanu that Nick missed or at least was substantially late to a drug test for his CHIPS case.

If Rekieta treats his PO with the disrespect with which he treated Sweep he's not going to escape without a probation violation for long.

 

[Vibralldo]

Karl from Who are these Podcasts was recently on PKA trying to pretend that Aaron was more pathetic and interesting than Nick in the arrest story.

He brushes by the arrest saying "and Nick had a bunch of guns and coke in his house..." but then treats the revenge porn thing as the craziest thing that's ever happened.

Says the daughter testing positive for cocaine was "thrown out", claims Nick's "cleaned up his act", brushes past the pastor reporting the kids as hungry and dirty as if it isn't a big deal, and justifies Nick having that much cocaine as "he had just scored all the cocaine he needed for the month."

The PKA guys push back a little and ask if the pastor's claims were legit or a set up and Karl nervously said "I just talk to Nick and his kids are awesome"

Very pathetic.

 

[Harm]

It´s a W. The Ls were the arrest, the cocaine fiend 8yo daughter, the confirmed cuckoldry, all the Jamaican cocks he sucked, the abortion (scam) paid, the sexting with a crack whore that his kids were exposed to, his unending lust for Aaron´s cock, the paypiggery for an open fat homosexual pedophile - his best friend btw, losing a chunk of his state because he is so full of nigger spunk he birthed into one, Montagraph sodomizing him and his fancy lawyer on court, his wife sleeping on the floor drooling on benzos, suicidal ideation, complete loss of gravitas regarding his LOLyering, losing all his peers and influence sphere on Lawtubing, and many, many more.

The plea deal is a W, yet to be ratified tho.

>stacks up the biggest Ls any man could ever experience in the public eye
>gets a miniscule concession prize of a W by getting probation instead of prison

"Kayla sweetie, stop drooling on the counter and drive me to the head shop so I can celebrate with a fresh tank of Galaxy Gas!"

If only us Scandinavian prudes could experience such joys in life.

 

[Melty Butter]

This motherfucker is now saying he never had the power to destroy his family.

The thread is Nate's weird narrative about protecting Kayla - previously posted.


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Also, fuck off, Nate. Seriously. You were doing a fairly good job of travailing down the middle of this disaster. You have legitimized the 'it was all Kayla' narrative for Nick to capitalize on. Big ups.

It´s a W.

Correct. I never assumed he would receive prison time. I was realistic. 2-5 years of probation.

I never expected Kayla and April to walk, nor a possible expungement of Nick's record after probation.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Maybe Nick told Nate that this time he will for sure send the money if he's willing to pick up the broom, or he just belive there's money in redemption arc and wants to be the first, the prodigal son who returns to papa racket's, tho i dont wanna acuse Nate of being that retarded.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That W is still getting the deal he could have taken in June despite doing his very best to alienate the prosecutor, CPS worker, judges, police officers who will stop him for speeding in the future and will take a close look as his eyes, church friends, family and his online lawyer friends.

That is a W in the realm of crashing your car while speeding, losing all your limbs, but surviving.

[EDIT] fixed retard spelling

 

[Vibralldo]

That W is still getting the deal he could have taken in June despite doing his very best to alienate the prosecutor, CPS worker, judges, police officers who will stop him for speeding in the future and will take a close look as his eyes, church friends, family and his online lawyer friends.

That is a W in the realm of crashing your can while speeding, losing all your limbs, but surviving.

Nick, like Chris Chan is a coddled manchild that's been taken care of his entire life and lived on easy mode.

The prosecution giving him less than a slap on the wrist despite giving his daughter cocaine and fighting every step of the way is just another example.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Been pouring through posts as fast as I can so this may have been answered, but is there any indiction of what the conditions of his probation entail or will this only be known after the sentencing? Or will the conditions even be public record?

I am of the opinion that he basically got off with a slap on the wrist, which is what I expected, but if his probation includes no drugs or alcohol for a two year period or what not, it will only be a matter of time before he botches it.

Frankly him getting off these easy is somewhat a win for kiwis as his hubris will continue to grow until he gets himself right back to “cokestream” Nick.

 

[Tiger Jack]

So what do you think are the odds that he snitched on his dealer?
I mean, he was buying it from somebody. And that somebody has enough regular supply to feed the cocaine habits of two to three adults, one nick, and one nine year-old.

 

[Not Really Here]

So what do you think are the odds that he snitched on his dealer?
I mean, he was buying it from somebody. And that somebody has enough regular supply to feed the cocaine habits of two to three adults, one nick, and one nine year-old.

How do you think he got them to drop charges on the sluts?

 

[thebigdream]

This motherfucker is now saying he never had the power to destroy his family.

The thread is Nate's weird narrative about protecting Kayla - previously posted.
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Also, fuck off, Nate. Seriously. You were doing a fairly good job of travailing down the middle of this disaster. You have legitimized the 'it was all Kayla' narrative for Nick to capitalize on. Big ups.


Correct. I never assumed he would receive prison time. I was realistic. 2-5 years of probation.

I never expected Kayla and April to walk, nor a possible expungement of Nick's record after probation.

"Peace to you" is just a zen "stalker child" and I'm tired of pretending it's not

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of blackmail material does he have on that judge to get a deal like this?

It's basically the automatic deal anyone would get. Even a poorfag with a public defender. But he paid $50K or so to get it. He's still a moron who made it as difficult for himself as possible.

Frankly, I think that cush deal should have been taken off the table after his year of absolute retardation and "ODD" time-wasting, but whatever. It is what it is, toobs.

Nick is Tweeting and "kindly fuck right off".

Voice issues? He's sad.

I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE THE CRYING ONE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kill yourself faggot. You blew a dude and you're a cuck. No wonder you're sad and crying to the point it affects your already gay voice.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Kill yourself faggot. You blew a dude and you're a cuck. No wonder you're sad and crying to the point it affects your already gay voice.

Is there anyone better on the planet at deception than men who are gay but in denial? No wonder so many excellent actors are homosexuals.

Many of us long suspected but there was always the remote chance he wasn't gay.

 

[AnOminous]

The plea deal is a W, yet to be ratified tho.

I hope he has a million wins like this.

Frankly him getting off these easy is somewhat a win for kiwis as his hubris will continue to grow until he gets himself right back to “cokestream” Nick.

BMJ fans took a serious L when he got to enjoy jail. His thread is basically dead and depressing. We get to watch Cuckieta walk a tightrope of either incredibly boring content or finally letting out his "ODD" demons and getting to enjoy jail himself.

You may think "if this was me I'd be okay with this, I got away with some really dumb shit, I fucked up, but the system is merciful and saved a wretch like me." You might even be glad you got out of the cocaine realm relatively unscathed.

But you're not Nick. For Nick this is pure seething Balldocaust.

This is pure agony for a narcissistic retard like Nick and he'll never recover.

So what do you think are the odds that he snitched on his dealer?

Does genuine hood nigga Nig Niggieta know that snitches get stitches?

I never expected Kayla and April to walk, nor a possible expungement of Nick's record after probation.

Well you probably should have because that's what most of the actually practicing lawyers on YouTube were saying. And even people here who were hoping he'd get to enjoy prison knew that this was an entirely possible result even despite his insane, retarded behavior.

Who knows, maybe they decided this retarded cuck had already punished himself enough?

Thus, Nick lost. Any conception that he "won" is based on the terms of reference of a normal person who would willingly accept a plea deal that involved giving up drink and drugs for a couple years to avoid being a convicted felon.

A normal person who accepted a plea deal like this would have actually realized giving up those things was in his best interest, and be glad that doing something in his own best interest also saved him from being a convicted felon.

It'll be interesting to see where he actually goes from here. It's not like he's back to square one, but he is kind of starting over. He's certainly not getting back to where he was.

Just kidding. Cuckieta has no redemption arc.

 

[daniel day]

"Peace to you" is just a zen "stalker child" and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Noooo! It is YOU who will experience peace! Enjoy nirvana, Scandinavian Prude!

 

[Not Really Here]

I'm unsure of what stream Nick is referring to. He's sounded abnormally nasally for months.

Maritime lawyer in Korea died suddenly, his family didn't know he was a YouTuber.