Horrorcow Bryan Johnson / Don't Die movement - How far would you go to live forever?

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

Dick shocking...... wtf. I thought nighttime boners are for sex dreams and keeping you from pissing yourself.

 

[Breadbassket]

I would like to bring to attention the efforts of longevity enthusiasts to try and make Rhode Island into their "own" state. They also apparently had a pop-up city in Montenegro.

 

[Syntaxion]

The problem with this guy is he’s doing 100 things and we have no idea how he actually has slowed down his ageing.

Yeah, for all we know half of these things prolong it and the other half shorten it.
Dude ends up dying at the average age, and we won't know or learn anything

Dick shocking...... wtf. I thought nighttime boners are for sex dreams and keeping you from pissing yourself.

Night time boners are actually related to heart health, but as OP points out, finding a way to get your dick harder for long doesn't mean your heart is now following suit. Chicken and egg kinda thing.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I honestly think I'd rather die than do most of that. Luckily I'm sure I'll get my wish.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

“What you seek you shall never find.
For when the Gods made man,
They kept immortality to themselves.
Fill your belly.
Day and night make merry.
Let Days be full of joy.
Love the child who holds your hand.
Let your wife delight in your embrace.
For these alone are the concerns of man.”
― The Epic of Gilgamesh

Written in 2100 BC, and still remembered and will still be remembered when Bryan Johnson is forgotten dust in 100 years.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

As a wise man once said: I could live to a hundred, if I gave up everything that would make me want to live to a hundred. These guys are fucking weird and will die at some point, so I really don't get the fuss, but I do think it will be interesting to see what happens as he ages, if any of this shit actually makes a difference.

 

[ReggieRiceFields]

Night time boners are actually related to heart health, but as OP points out, finding a way to get your dick harder for long doesn't mean your heart is now following suit. Chicken and egg kinda thing.

Defibrillator nap time will soon follow.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Bryan in 100 years:

 

[2LtMashengo]

A weirdly homoerotic photo of Bryan, his son Talmage, and his dad Richard

I think the homoeroticism is very intentional. He has some sort of pride attached to his son's nighttime boner data.
Edit: missed the mention of this in OP

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

It’s debatable whether he fits the “lolcow” label. He seems more like a hyper-successful, eccentric figure rather than someone who embodies the chaotic, self-sabotaging nature typically associated with lolcows. If anything, he’d fit more neatly into the “internet famous” category—a public figure whose quirks and oddities are on full display, but not necessarily in a way that invites widespread ridicule. Calling him a grifter doesn’t add up either, given his transparency and lack of deception in his public persona. Sure, he might come off as a bit unhinged with his obsession with longevity or whatever quirks he has, but that’s more of a character trait than a point of mockery. Maybe it’s an age thing, but he feels like a unique case more than anything else.

Bryan Johnson absolutely is a grifter: he peddles supplements and other diet shit. Furthermore, I think that he deserves a thread because the stunts he'll pull to extend his lifespan will no doubt get more and more retarded. Also, as he gets older and it becomes obvious that he did all of this for nothing, his behaviour will deteriorate.

The things he's already done are pants-on-head stupid. Research into plasma exchange (the plasma swapping shit) shows that it can help short-term with certain conditions, but there are risks to doing it long-term: it fucks with your electrolytes (which strains the whole body), it can cause low blood pressure (strains the heart and cardiovascular system), and it can also cause hemolysis (literal destruction of red blood cells). Plasma exchange is also not without risk as some patients suffer cardiac arrest during the procedure. Popularizing this could lead to significant harm. His skin is also abnormally pale, likely the result of shitty circulation caused by all these plasma swaps. One final note about this: these constant procedures will collapse his veins and he'll soon be looking for anywhere to stick a needle like a junky before this nonsense is through.

Edit to add: he's probably also anemic from the constant plasma swaps. There are just so many problems with what he's doing.

As for his "gene therapy": follistatin is used in sports doping, so all he did was dope. Doping is probably the dumbest fucking thing you can possibly do to yourself long-term. Bryan Johnson has also claimed that his body temperature is around 94.5 F (34.8 in gay math), which means he has hypothermia. I shouldn't have to explain why this is bad.

Ageing is normal and so is dying. Enjoy your life and die with some dignity, or at least on your feet and with your boots on. This guy is not only a retard: he is pathetic.

 

[oldTireWater]

experimentation he does on himself

he started 3 startups - a cell phone sales business, a Skype competitor, and a real estate business - which all failed, leaving him in significant debt

decade-long depression

he expressed feeling suicidal

trade blood plasma

doing self-experimentation with the drug rapamycin...an immunosuppressant drug

causing rashes, infections, elevated blood sugar, and heart problems

experimental gene therapy

fat of several donors injected into his own face

acoustic shockwave therapy on his dick six days per week

dosing himself with estrogen

having affairs with over a dozen women, including prostitutes

All signs of a highly successful person who is going to live a super long time.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

There's a netflix documentary on this guy, which I watched a few days ago. It's incredible how much of the insanity they edited out or just skipped over entirely.

Bryan Johnson has also claimed that his body temperature is around 94.5 F (34.8 in gay math), which means he has hypothermia. I shouldn't have to explain why this is bad.

On top of whatever other bad shit could come from that, that intestinal persistalsis completely stops at that temperature so he has to literally use a vacuum device to suck the shit out of his ass. (directly from his twitter)

 

[Barry Williams]

Someday this guy will still die. And I'll laugh.

 

[Pomniman]

Faggot, just do crack. Crack heads are some sort of super human species that can just survive anything and never seem to actually die.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind..." etc.

 

[Markass the Worst]

By the way, I know eventually with non-OP posts, you can't edit after a certain period of time. Does anyone know if you can always edit the OP of a thread?

Yes, you can always edit the OP of a thread, along with the first few replies in case you have a multi post OP.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Does anyone know if you can always edit the OP of a thread?

Yes, even after it’s published.

The blood transfusions from his son should definitely qualify him for some sort of thread on this website. That shit is freaky.

 

[Dysnomia]

I'm not up to date on all the Bryan Johnson lore but I don't get why he's treated like an anti-aging genius when he looks every bit of the 47 years he is. He's just managed to make it look like he's about halfway through with a gender transition.
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Actually, his project bears many similarities to trooning out: trying to use technology to defy nature and ending up as an uncanny parody of the thing you want to be.

There's something very "ugly lesbian" about him. It's really off putting. I think he'd make a good Star Trek alien. That's about it.

Lol he aint slowed down shit. Chronos gonna slurp this nigga up like jello

I think he's just throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks. That could be bad in the long term. What matters is what's going on in the inside of his body. That's where age really gets you. Outside appearance can be misleading. He's definitely got some mental issues and what he did to his ex-wife while she was being treated for cancer was downright scummy. He's probably impossible to live with and an ego maniac. His eyes are so cold. I don't like looking at him for that very reason.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I'm not up to date on all the Bryan Johnson lore but I don't get why he's treated like an anti-aging genius when he looks every bit of the 47 years he is. He's just managed to make it look like he's about halfway through with a gender transition.
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Actually, his project bears many similarities to trooning out: trying to use technology to defy nature and ending up as an uncanny parody of the thing you want to be.

Dude's face is like half 20-something lesbian and half 50 year old man. Absolutely uncanny looking.

Dick shocking...... wtf. I thought nighttime boners are for sex dreams and keeping you from pissing yourself.

I wonder why he doesn't take more seriously the research that eunuchs live longer than the average person? They also age slower too.

Although for all we know he actually did hack off his balls sometime after fathering his son.

 

[Chris Konon]

I've searched for this nigga thread after this tweet (A):


Weird, uncanny valley looking faggot. I was extensively exposed to him couple of months ago, when the YouTube shorts algo pushed his content so much. I don't think he has such a reach anymore, at least I don't see him that much.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

such as him having affairs with over a dozen women, including prostitutes and women he had just met.

If he's being that promiscuous then it's not dying that he's afraid of. It's aging.
If he was afraid of dying then he would be avoiding random hookups to avoid STDs.