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Reading all of this makes me yearn for older times when you were allowed to write genderbent het or honest genital swap kink stuff (futa and cuntboys) instead of having to write FtM genderspecials.
Also, regarding the supposed pooner obesity rates, it might be due to me living in Poland where binary trannies tend to pass better, but most FtMs I had seen IRL were slightly overweight at most, as they tend to actually hit the gym. Where I live, the deathfat stereotype is more true to AFAB enbies.
Then again, I might be biased due to living in Central Europe which is more transphobic/transmedicalist than United States of Wokemerica.
Then again, I might be biased due to living in Central Europe which is more transphobic/transmedicalist than United States of Wokemerica.
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I have no idea if I covered this one, so if I did, the L is on me. To no one's surprise, this one was written by a trans author, who uses wonderful terms such as 'front hole' for female genitalia...while candidly using the 'vaginal sex' tag. I've noted this little hypocritical usage of the term, so let's explore it further.
She likes using words she feels comfortable with, she says, while using the 'vaginal sex' tag. You're comfortable using it. You just don't like what the word 'vagina' represents.
> Sound of teeth clacking together
Are you a pair of wooden ventriloquist dummies? Because that's what that imagery reminds me of.
> Pale flesh
Always the obsession with this. Pale skin supremacy squad, let's go!
> Broad hand
As always with this fics, you will notice the actual male is taller, bigger, broader and more muscular than the pooner. Always. It's almost as if they really want you to know which one is the trans man and which one is the natal man.
> I have a cunt
You are lucky this is fantasy and that Jayce is an understanding person, because tricking a gay man or even a bisexual man with your identity is a shitty thing to do and that's how you end up getting beat. Tell him you're trans before you start stripping. If you love him, you owe it to him to say that.
> A violently interested twitch in his trousers
He's 'violently interested' because he's now a Special Gay and he doesn't have to do as much work as he would if he was fucking another dude's asshole. Man pussy is so much better because the pussy already does all the work - like it's made for that purpose, or something.
> The confidence piqued his interest
I mean, yeah. Viktor IS confident, but still: you need to tell people you are trans beforehand. That's how you end up getting murdered. It's deception.
> Jerked my little cock
'Little' is right, compared to Jayce's massive Hispanic Hog - you're comparing a 1-2 inch microdick to a schlong most men dream of having. The fact trans authors keep doing this and think they are equal and not downright hilarious is not lost on me.
> Would Viktor's body be able to accommodate him? Would he see the blunt outline of his cock? Would his tightness welcome him without resistance?
Get that 'front hole' wet enough and you'd be amazed at what it could do. And yes, you were 'made to slot together' because it's almost as if the penis and vagina are complementary sexual organs and that's what they're literally made to do
> Fastest way to bury his dick into the man in his lap
But this isn't female-coded porn, no way.
> Voice hoarse as he spoke through somewhat clenched teeth
I'm amazed any of your words ended up coming out clearly if you were doing that. You're lucky you weren't asked to say, 'hockey puck'.
> Viktor's clit
The author says she uses terms that make her comfortable, so she uses anatomically correct terms and then wokescold bullshit because male genitalia makes her feel 'safe' because it's the default. Ho hum.
> Clothed sex
Huh, wonder which one we're getting today.
> He didn't want to just fuck Viktor, he wanted to consume him
Oh but this isn't straight porn, oh no. It's gay with a different label.
> Chubby little cock
"Chubby" is right when barely an eighth of the size of a chicken wing.
> Almost felt as if he was touching himself instead of his partner
Buddy you are packing a 12 inch cock. How the fuck can that be compared to something that's barely bigger than your pinky nail? Get real.
> Sinking into his eager hole
I just love the use of 'hole' when they can use 'vaginal sex' as a tag just fucking fine. Not to mention the vagina isn't just a 'hole', it's a network of muscles with its own immune system, pH balance and cells that help to keep it in top shape. Reducing it to a hole is offensive as fuck, but pooners only care about being offended when they get told they're a woman, so...whatever.
> Man's pussy
That's a contradiction if I ever saw one.
> Manhood
Now, one thing I noticed in these pooner fics is that pooner genitalia is NEVER referred to as 'manhood'. That's reserved for the actual male character. It's rather interesting to point this out; it's almost as if, deep down, they know they aren't men, and don't want people to notice.
> Impressive refractory period
I'll say. My man has a horse cock and a start up time that's better than an iPhone. Look at him go!
> Chidded
You mean 'chided'?
> Manhood
There's that word again, saved only for the man with a 12 inch dick with impressive veins and a nice red colour. Of course the vagina owner goes wide-eyed and wonders if he can take it. Don't worry, we know you will and will get a belly bulge. Hispanic Hog Jayce is coming.
> Ugly curl of jealousy
Over whom? Mel? You just admitted earlier on that you had other partners that you fucked. You mean to tell me you're allowed to get jealous but Jayce isn't? That you can be a slut and Jayce is evil for fucking a black woman once? Guess you need to exchange that leash for a rope.
> Wet cunt
She writes, while using 'hole' in other instances. Pick a fucking struggle.
> His clit
> Little cock
I am BEGGING these retarded pooners to pick a term and STICK WITH IT. If 'clit' and 'vagina' offend you so much...STOP FUCKING SWITCHING BETWEEN THEM.
> Flesh of his sex
Are we in EL James territory, now?
> Gone without water for days
Ah, this cliché. Now we just gotta wait for the 'a man starved' comment.
> Partner's pussy
> Partner's clit
Oh but these terms make the pooner author feel uncomfortable...until they don't. Like I said, pick a goddamn struggle.
> Stop humping the mattress like a dog
He's wearing a leash like a dog, so what's the problem?
> Sloppily pressing his click
> Little cock
> Front hole
I will eat a fucking brick if I ever see 'front hole' again. Considering this is a term they insist upon using, while there is no such tag for 'front hole sex' on AO3, I'll just have to cope.
> Those digits easily found the spot inside of him that made him see stars
He already touched your g-spot during the first smut scene. Or did you forget?
> He had been with partners before that were less vocal about asking questions
And yet, he was the one who got jealous of Jayce for fucking a nigger. Talk about double standards. I guess Viktor's partners were all white men last time around, eh?
> Like a man starved
AHAHAHA THERE IT IS!
> I want your cock so deep that I can feel it
Don't worry yo, this is not your basic het smut, swear. It's just Gay Sex with a Special Something, even if you do have a Hung Hispanic in here.
> Partner's cunt
> Wet, awaiting hole
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY.
Ah, there's that belly bulge! Of course, a guilty pleasure like that is undone by the almost comical size difference here; it isn't just Jayce having a big dick, it's how tiny Viktor is as a trans man. They don't get as tall as natal men, but every time I read about how big Jayce's hands, fingers, arms and muscles are compared to Viktor I always go, 'Yeah, that's a fucking woman'. Every time. It's comedy at this point.
> Lewd sticky sound of skin on skin
> Could rival the noises he'd heard spilling from whore houses in Zaun
Well unless they had other Hispanic Hogs in there, guaranteed they're faking it. Most prostitutes don't want to be there - for a good reason.
> Felt like the other man was carving his place inside of him with his cock
Is it going to be on the cookie in Squid Game?
> Quick, tight circles around his clit
> His cunt
> Manhood
Again, notice how Jayce's genitalia is NEVER referred to with gender neutral terms. They're always proudly referred to as male because, according to pooners, male is the default and male is the special sex. That's why they want their genitalia referred to as male because it beats being female.
> Front hole
Don't fucking use 'vaginal sex' and 'penis in vagina sex' if you are uncomfortable using it. I know you're a lying bitch. 'Front hole' always lessens the sex appeal if not destroys your smut outright. Stop fucking using it.
Just in case you needed a reminder as to who was the real man and who was the trans man. The man never has his genitalia changed or his body modified, while the woman does. I wonder why that is.
I keep seeing fics like these. Sooner or later Arcane is going to have a pedo problem.
This one is for a user named jk rowling and it features Jayce having a FUPA because he's a fat fuck:
It is somewhat of a trollfic, but if it's serious...'latrineroyale'? Fitting name.
Here's one where Silco and Jayce double dip Viktor. BDSM games also apply. It's rather boring.
Those pants are just going to highlight your hips, my dear. Sure, you have the benefit of looking like a skeleton, but good luck hiding that Q angle.
> Be a pooner
> You already fucked the top boss of the Undercity
> Probably fucked a lot of other men too
> Be commonly referred to as a slut and a whore
> Want to be dominated in sex by a 'real man' because your current boyfriend is 'too nice'
> Be both extremely female-coded and stereotypically sexist at the same tim
Just Pooner Things.
> You just miss seeing me bent over
Because that's what all pooners are good for.
Me neither, Jayce. Me neither.
> I enjoy it rough
Ah, so it really IS your typical female fantasy of wanting to be fucked into the mattress by a hot guy over the demure, sweet man Viktor currently has. I'm not shocked at all.
> Dwarfing his own slender ones
Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's, I don't know how many times this needs to be said. C'mon now.
Silco should've hired Caesar Milan for this one.
Here comes the derogatory language. It's funny how words usually reserved for women - slut, whore, etc - are always used for pooner Viktor. I'm aware both can be used in a gender neutral context, but it's funny Jayce is never viewed as a man-slut or what have you - it's always Viktor that's called the slut. I wonder why that is.
Huh. Interesting how the pooners are always the sluts and never the men themselves.
Talk about smacking that pussy! Don't worry, there's a nice reward at the end.
> Weeping hole
While using the 'vaginal sex' tag, of course. Because they're not really offended by the term - just the female association.
> Let's see if you come from this, you ungrateful whore
Why did I hear Ethan Ralph's voice in my head as Jayce said that?
> He's gushing, hot fluid cascading down in rivulets
it's amazing how much female ejaculate these pooners have in these stories. I am once again suggesting that they be used to fight the California wildfires.
> Abused, dripping hole
I'd be fine with 'entrance' at this point. 'Hole' does nothing for me, because the vagina is not a simple hole. All this because the very word 'vagina' offends them - while they use it as a tag.
Like I mentioned earlier, these people are not even consistent in the language they use. They'll use 'dripping hole' one second, and 'cunt' the next. All because one word drives them to the brink of insanity.
> Natural lubricant all over him
I mean Viktor gushed like a firehose, there's really no need for lube at this point. You could probably shove Gavin Newsom's head up there and still have room.
> Viktor screams
Well, it'd be muffled since he has Silco's dick in this mouth. I honestly thought the spitroasting would be more graphic considering trans Viktor fics tend to tilt that way.
This is what I don't understand: both Viktor and Jayce agreed to this situation, Jayce jumped into it readily, and then he has a mental breakdown because...he wasn't the cute boyfriend for ten minutes. I honestly hate this kind of woobie behavior, especially since Viktor more or less said he wanted to be fucked rough and hard. I don't want to hear about 'safe spaces' for a spitroast, thank you very much (unless someone burned down the Swiss Chalet, that is).
This is just too fucking sappy for my liking. You fucked, made him squirt twice...why the fuck are you crying? Man up - hell even the goddamn pooner is more of a man than you are. Sad!
Aww look at that! He's got pancakes - DENNIS, DENNIS I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE SWING!
DENNIS!
This one features trans Jayce and it's got an extra serving of double dipping - and cervix penetration!
> His resolve would crumble in a couple of days
Huh. Interesting how fast trans Jayce gives up. Almost as if the promise of dick gets him to do whatever Viktor wants.
> Mold him into the man he needed to be for the sake of humanity
Well you aren't a man, just a woman on T who is now going to be bred like a prized racing horse for the Glorious Evolution. You know, what real men go through.
Ugh, the crimes of queercatfan cannot be understated. The bitch gets translations and an entire fandom sucking her roid clit for her Morse code sentence structure. It's a sin against humanity, that's what.
> A bone fracture
...just from touching him? Either Viktor is super strong or Jayce is brittle as fuck. You'd think all that testosterone would make a pooner stronger, but no. It just makes them extra sentimental and want that dick more.
> Brings himself to his knees
I thought he was on his back because he was dragged back by the ankle?
Isn't he still on his knees? How are buckling when you're still kneeling with them on the ground?
> He caves regardless
The promise of triple penetration really IS too good to ignore, eh?
> Sex is not a game to him
Interesting. Almost as if you value it the way a woman would.
> Fleshy with the red-bruised remnants of broken blood vessels
Arcane Herald Viktor has no red blood cells. He's purple, anyways, so you wouldn't be able to see bruises because he has no flesh anymore.
> Face to face with a monstrous cock
> Coils in tight ropes
Oh, so it's like a duck's penis, then. Interesting.
> Intrigue overcoming fear with a longing to touch
You know the pooner could never resist such a freakish, thick man-duck dick.
> His thighs press a little tighter
Now now, you were just laving over the thought of that monster cock a second ago. Don't go backtracking now!
> Ruddy skin, pocked over
Yuck, must be the leftovers from all that T-induced cystic acne.
> Darkened with wiry swathes of hair
Knowing the effects of T, that hair is going to be everywhere. Imagine the ass hair this lad has.
> Jayce is left wondering if he ever wanted to
What do you mean? Were you afraid that Viktor would deny you because you have female genitalia?
So, in the show, Jayce's hammer falls in his tibia, not his femur as is commonly thought. Unless he broke his hip in another injury, it shouldn't be that high up.
> Our union was predetermined...it was revealed to me before my ascension
Literally "It was revealed to me in a dream" meme.
> They would always be together
Except the universe where Vi does.
> Holes put on crude display
Yep, just a collection of holes to fuck. Funny how pooners manage to always write the most stereotypical shit ever AND sound like one of those 'alpha male' scammers. Perhaps it's the one thing they're 'really men' on.
> Dark hair matted down to skin
There are the Rapunzel pubes!
> His cock twitches under the attention, swollen, puffy and red
We're talking 1-2 inches of growth here, what is there to twitch?
> Yearns for the normalcy of an awkward first
AKA he wanted to lure Viktor in with the promise of 'gay sex' and surprise him with the fact he's actually female. Which doesn't lead to any IRL consequences, no sir.
> Pressed forward onto his knees
Isn't he already on his knees?
> Hooded foreskin of his cock
He's talking about the clitoral hood here, and it isn't a foreskin. The only way you can detach it is with metoidioplasty.
> Thumb catches his outer labia
We can use cunt and labia, but 'hole' everywhere else. Right.
> You were made for this
Gee, I wonder why?
> How much practice has he had?
> Who is he to get annoyed now at the thought of Viktor with another
What, are you made he was a slut and not you? Sounds like you're both sluts - look at how you bend over for cock that easily. Pathetic!
> Creamy seam formed cock and cunt
....I may need some help because I have no fucking idea what she wrote here.
> His cock kicks fruitlessly against the air
Again, it's barely 2 inches. What is it 'kicking fruitlessly against'? It's not even that big!
Uh oh, stinky! You're getting double dipped so he can get a baby! Amazing how all of these True and Honest fics devolve right down to getting dicked down by a handsome male - or machine in this case - and then carry their children. How very trad! Matt Walsh would be pleased.
> Bludgeoning his tender cervix
> New hole to bury into
Yeah, he's fucking his uterus at this point. I can't imagine how much that's gotta hurt. But hey, uh, it's an Arcane dick so maybe it has natural anesthetic? Who knows. But he had to shoot his shot - right where it matters most.
Of course not. You just got triple dipped with a nice serving of pregnancy. Because that's what gay men have to worry about, right? Pregnancy and all that. But don't worry, you won't be a single mom. Everything will be good and Viktor will be there in the cottage with an apron and pancakes and -
DENNIS I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE SWING
Necrophilia. Nice.
Notice how it's always the males raping the corpses, lmao.
User 'some slut' got inspiration from well known JayVik twitter content creator 'viktortaliss'. Such a formidable name.
She likes using words she feels comfortable with, she says, while using the 'vaginal sex' tag. You're comfortable using it. You just don't like what the word 'vagina' represents.
> Sound of teeth clacking together
Are you a pair of wooden ventriloquist dummies? Because that's what that imagery reminds me of.
> Pale flesh
Always the obsession with this. Pale skin supremacy squad, let's go!
> Broad hand
As always with this fics, you will notice the actual male is taller, bigger, broader and more muscular than the pooner. Always. It's almost as if they really want you to know which one is the trans man and which one is the natal man.
> I have a cunt
You are lucky this is fantasy and that Jayce is an understanding person, because tricking a gay man or even a bisexual man with your identity is a shitty thing to do and that's how you end up getting beat. Tell him you're trans before you start stripping. If you love him, you owe it to him to say that.
> A violently interested twitch in his trousers
He's 'violently interested' because he's now a Special Gay and he doesn't have to do as much work as he would if he was fucking another dude's asshole. Man pussy is so much better because the pussy already does all the work - like it's made for that purpose, or something.
> The confidence piqued his interest
I mean, yeah. Viktor IS confident, but still: you need to tell people you are trans beforehand. That's how you end up getting murdered. It's deception.
> Jerked my little cock
'Little' is right, compared to Jayce's massive Hispanic Hog - you're comparing a 1-2 inch microdick to a schlong most men dream of having. The fact trans authors keep doing this and think they are equal and not downright hilarious is not lost on me.
> Would Viktor's body be able to accommodate him? Would he see the blunt outline of his cock? Would his tightness welcome him without resistance?
Get that 'front hole' wet enough and you'd be amazed at what it could do. And yes, you were 'made to slot together' because it's almost as if the penis and vagina are complementary sexual organs and that's what they're literally made to do
> Fastest way to bury his dick into the man in his lap
But this isn't female-coded porn, no way.
> Voice hoarse as he spoke through somewhat clenched teeth
I'm amazed any of your words ended up coming out clearly if you were doing that. You're lucky you weren't asked to say, 'hockey puck'.
> Viktor's clit
The author says she uses terms that make her comfortable, so she uses anatomically correct terms and then wokescold bullshit because male genitalia makes her feel 'safe' because it's the default. Ho hum.
> Clothed sex
Huh, wonder which one we're getting today.
> He didn't want to just fuck Viktor, he wanted to consume him
Oh but this isn't straight porn, oh no. It's gay with a different label.
> Chubby little cock
"Chubby" is right when barely an eighth of the size of a chicken wing.
> Almost felt as if he was touching himself instead of his partner
Buddy you are packing a 12 inch cock. How the fuck can that be compared to something that's barely bigger than your pinky nail? Get real.
> Sinking into his eager hole
I just love the use of 'hole' when they can use 'vaginal sex' as a tag just fucking fine. Not to mention the vagina isn't just a 'hole', it's a network of muscles with its own immune system, pH balance and cells that help to keep it in top shape. Reducing it to a hole is offensive as fuck, but pooners only care about being offended when they get told they're a woman, so...whatever.
> Man's pussy
That's a contradiction if I ever saw one.
> Manhood
Now, one thing I noticed in these pooner fics is that pooner genitalia is NEVER referred to as 'manhood'. That's reserved for the actual male character. It's rather interesting to point this out; it's almost as if, deep down, they know they aren't men, and don't want people to notice.
> Impressive refractory period
I'll say. My man has a horse cock and a start up time that's better than an iPhone. Look at him go!
> Chidded
You mean 'chided'?
> Manhood
There's that word again, saved only for the man with a 12 inch dick with impressive veins and a nice red colour. Of course the vagina owner goes wide-eyed and wonders if he can take it. Don't worry, we know you will and will get a belly bulge. Hispanic Hog Jayce is coming.
> Ugly curl of jealousy
Over whom? Mel? You just admitted earlier on that you had other partners that you fucked. You mean to tell me you're allowed to get jealous but Jayce isn't? That you can be a slut and Jayce is evil for fucking a black woman once? Guess you need to exchange that leash for a rope.
> Wet cunt
She writes, while using 'hole' in other instances. Pick a fucking struggle.
> His clit
> Little cock
I am BEGGING these retarded pooners to pick a term and STICK WITH IT. If 'clit' and 'vagina' offend you so much...STOP FUCKING SWITCHING BETWEEN THEM.
> Flesh of his sex
Are we in EL James territory, now?
> Gone without water for days
Ah, this cliché. Now we just gotta wait for the 'a man starved' comment.
> Partner's pussy
> Partner's clit
Oh but these terms make the pooner author feel uncomfortable...until they don't. Like I said, pick a goddamn struggle.
> Stop humping the mattress like a dog
He's wearing a leash like a dog, so what's the problem?
> Sloppily pressing his click
> Little cock
> Front hole
I will eat a fucking brick if I ever see 'front hole' again. Considering this is a term they insist upon using, while there is no such tag for 'front hole sex' on AO3, I'll just have to cope.
> Those digits easily found the spot inside of him that made him see stars
He already touched your g-spot during the first smut scene. Or did you forget?
> He had been with partners before that were less vocal about asking questions
And yet, he was the one who got jealous of Jayce for fucking a nigger. Talk about double standards. I guess Viktor's partners were all white men last time around, eh?
> Like a man starved
AHAHAHA THERE IT IS!
> I want your cock so deep that I can feel it
Don't worry yo, this is not your basic het smut, swear. It's just Gay Sex with a Special Something, even if you do have a Hung Hispanic in here.
> Partner's cunt
> Wet, awaiting hole
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY.
Ah, there's that belly bulge! Of course, a guilty pleasure like that is undone by the almost comical size difference here; it isn't just Jayce having a big dick, it's how tiny Viktor is as a trans man. They don't get as tall as natal men, but every time I read about how big Jayce's hands, fingers, arms and muscles are compared to Viktor I always go, 'Yeah, that's a fucking woman'. Every time. It's comedy at this point.
> Lewd sticky sound of skin on skin
> Could rival the noises he'd heard spilling from whore houses in Zaun
Well unless they had other Hispanic Hogs in there, guaranteed they're faking it. Most prostitutes don't want to be there - for a good reason.
> Felt like the other man was carving his place inside of him with his cock
Is it going to be on the cookie in Squid Game?
> Quick, tight circles around his clit
> His cunt
> Manhood
Again, notice how Jayce's genitalia is NEVER referred to with gender neutral terms. They're always proudly referred to as male because, according to pooners, male is the default and male is the special sex. That's why they want their genitalia referred to as male because it beats being female.
> Front hole
Don't fucking use 'vaginal sex' and 'penis in vagina sex' if you are uncomfortable using it. I know you're a lying bitch. 'Front hole' always lessens the sex appeal if not destroys your smut outright. Stop fucking using it.
Just in case you needed a reminder as to who was the real man and who was the trans man. The man never has his genitalia changed or his body modified, while the woman does. I wonder why that is.
I keep seeing fics like these. Sooner or later Arcane is going to have a pedo problem.
This one is for a user named jk rowling and it features Jayce having a FUPA because he's a fat fuck:
It is somewhat of a trollfic, but if it's serious...'latrineroyale'? Fitting name.
Here's one where Silco and Jayce double dip Viktor. BDSM games also apply. It's rather boring.
Those pants are just going to highlight your hips, my dear. Sure, you have the benefit of looking like a skeleton, but good luck hiding that Q angle.
> Be a pooner
> You already fucked the top boss of the Undercity
> Probably fucked a lot of other men too
> Be commonly referred to as a slut and a whore
> Want to be dominated in sex by a 'real man' because your current boyfriend is 'too nice'
> Be both extremely female-coded and stereotypically sexist at the same tim
Just Pooner Things.
> You just miss seeing me bent over
Because that's what all pooners are good for.
Me neither, Jayce. Me neither.
> I enjoy it rough
Ah, so it really IS your typical female fantasy of wanting to be fucked into the mattress by a hot guy over the demure, sweet man Viktor currently has. I'm not shocked at all.
> Dwarfing his own slender ones
Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's, I don't know how many times this needs to be said. C'mon now.
Silco should've hired Caesar Milan for this one.
Here comes the derogatory language. It's funny how words usually reserved for women - slut, whore, etc - are always used for pooner Viktor. I'm aware both can be used in a gender neutral context, but it's funny Jayce is never viewed as a man-slut or what have you - it's always Viktor that's called the slut. I wonder why that is.
Huh. Interesting how the pooners are always the sluts and never the men themselves.
Talk about smacking that pussy! Don't worry, there's a nice reward at the end.
> Weeping hole
While using the 'vaginal sex' tag, of course. Because they're not really offended by the term - just the female association.
> Let's see if you come from this, you ungrateful whore
Why did I hear Ethan Ralph's voice in my head as Jayce said that?
> He's gushing, hot fluid cascading down in rivulets
it's amazing how much female ejaculate these pooners have in these stories. I am once again suggesting that they be used to fight the California wildfires.
> Abused, dripping hole
I'd be fine with 'entrance' at this point. 'Hole' does nothing for me, because the vagina is not a simple hole. All this because the very word 'vagina' offends them - while they use it as a tag.
Like I mentioned earlier, these people are not even consistent in the language they use. They'll use 'dripping hole' one second, and 'cunt' the next. All because one word drives them to the brink of insanity.
> Natural lubricant all over him
I mean Viktor gushed like a firehose, there's really no need for lube at this point. You could probably shove Gavin Newsom's head up there and still have room.
> Viktor screams
Well, it'd be muffled since he has Silco's dick in this mouth. I honestly thought the spitroasting would be more graphic considering trans Viktor fics tend to tilt that way.
This is what I don't understand: both Viktor and Jayce agreed to this situation, Jayce jumped into it readily, and then he has a mental breakdown because...he wasn't the cute boyfriend for ten minutes. I honestly hate this kind of woobie behavior, especially since Viktor more or less said he wanted to be fucked rough and hard. I don't want to hear about 'safe spaces' for a spitroast, thank you very much (unless someone burned down the Swiss Chalet, that is).
This is just too fucking sappy for my liking. You fucked, made him squirt twice...why the fuck are you crying? Man up - hell even the goddamn pooner is more of a man than you are. Sad!
Aww look at that! He's got pancakes - DENNIS, DENNIS I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE SWING!
DENNIS!
This one features trans Jayce and it's got an extra serving of double dipping - and cervix penetration!
> His resolve would crumble in a couple of days
Huh. Interesting how fast trans Jayce gives up. Almost as if the promise of dick gets him to do whatever Viktor wants.
> Mold him into the man he needed to be for the sake of humanity
Well you aren't a man, just a woman on T who is now going to be bred like a prized racing horse for the Glorious Evolution. You know, what real men go through.
Ugh, the crimes of queercatfan cannot be understated. The bitch gets translations and an entire fandom sucking her roid clit for her Morse code sentence structure. It's a sin against humanity, that's what.
> A bone fracture
...just from touching him? Either Viktor is super strong or Jayce is brittle as fuck. You'd think all that testosterone would make a pooner stronger, but no. It just makes them extra sentimental and want that dick more.
> Brings himself to his knees
I thought he was on his back because he was dragged back by the ankle?
Isn't he still on his knees? How are buckling when you're still kneeling with them on the ground?
> He caves regardless
The promise of triple penetration really IS too good to ignore, eh?
> Sex is not a game to him
Interesting. Almost as if you value it the way a woman would.
> Fleshy with the red-bruised remnants of broken blood vessels
Arcane Herald Viktor has no red blood cells. He's purple, anyways, so you wouldn't be able to see bruises because he has no flesh anymore.
> Face to face with a monstrous cock
> Coils in tight ropes
Oh, so it's like a duck's penis, then. Interesting.
> Intrigue overcoming fear with a longing to touch
You know the pooner could never resist such a freakish, thick man-duck dick.
> His thighs press a little tighter
Now now, you were just laving over the thought of that monster cock a second ago. Don't go backtracking now!
> Ruddy skin, pocked over
Yuck, must be the leftovers from all that T-induced cystic acne.
> Darkened with wiry swathes of hair
Knowing the effects of T, that hair is going to be everywhere. Imagine the ass hair this lad has.
> Jayce is left wondering if he ever wanted to
What do you mean? Were you afraid that Viktor would deny you because you have female genitalia?
So, in the show, Jayce's hammer falls in his tibia, not his femur as is commonly thought. Unless he broke his hip in another injury, it shouldn't be that high up.
> Our union was predetermined...it was revealed to me before my ascension
Literally "It was revealed to me in a dream" meme.
> They would always be together
Except the universe where Vi does.
> Holes put on crude display
Yep, just a collection of holes to fuck. Funny how pooners manage to always write the most stereotypical shit ever AND sound like one of those 'alpha male' scammers. Perhaps it's the one thing they're 'really men' on.
> Dark hair matted down to skin
There are the Rapunzel pubes!
> His cock twitches under the attention, swollen, puffy and red
We're talking 1-2 inches of growth here, what is there to twitch?
> Yearns for the normalcy of an awkward first
AKA he wanted to lure Viktor in with the promise of 'gay sex' and surprise him with the fact he's actually female. Which doesn't lead to any IRL consequences, no sir.
> Pressed forward onto his knees
Isn't he already on his knees?
> Hooded foreskin of his cock
He's talking about the clitoral hood here, and it isn't a foreskin. The only way you can detach it is with metoidioplasty.
> Thumb catches his outer labia
We can use cunt and labia, but 'hole' everywhere else. Right.
> You were made for this
Gee, I wonder why?
> How much practice has he had?
> Who is he to get annoyed now at the thought of Viktor with another
What, are you made he was a slut and not you? Sounds like you're both sluts - look at how you bend over for cock that easily. Pathetic!
> Creamy seam formed cock and cunt
....I may need some help because I have no fucking idea what she wrote here.
> His cock kicks fruitlessly against the air
Again, it's barely 2 inches. What is it 'kicking fruitlessly against'? It's not even that big!
Uh oh, stinky! You're getting double dipped so he can get a baby! Amazing how all of these True and Honest fics devolve right down to getting dicked down by a handsome male - or machine in this case - and then carry their children. How very trad! Matt Walsh would be pleased.
> Bludgeoning his tender cervix
> New hole to bury into
Yeah, he's fucking his uterus at this point. I can't imagine how much that's gotta hurt. But hey, uh, it's an Arcane dick so maybe it has natural anesthetic? Who knows. But he had to shoot his shot - right where it matters most.
Of course not. You just got triple dipped with a nice serving of pregnancy. Because that's what gay men have to worry about, right? Pregnancy and all that. But don't worry, you won't be a single mom. Everything will be good and Viktor will be there in the cottage with an apron and pancakes and -
DENNIS I TOLD YOU TO STAY ON THE SWING
Necrophilia. Nice.
Notice how it's always the males raping the corpses, lmao.
User 'some slut' got inspiration from well known JayVik twitter content creator 'viktortaliss'. Such a formidable name.
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This is a multi-chapter one so I'll be covering it in segments. It's gotten rather popular so I decided to give it a whirl.
> Without the practical skill to do so
Just for context, Viktor is an inventor. He absolutely should have the practical skill to do this - he just needs the proper material. First sentence in and Viktor gets neutered right off the bat (I mean he is a pooner but still).
> Standing once more to test lets him know just how badly even that has left his leg unbraced
...what?
So you're such a shitty inventor that you used cheap materials and act surprised when they snap and break. Skill issue.
The man is offering you legitimate help. There is no reason for you to act like a smarmy cunt.
Yeah, but it isn't, though, because you didn't make it that way. You'd never know Viktor was actually intelligent had the author not wrote that he was a teacher.
> Which is aggravating, but not untrue, so Viktor bites back the urge to snap at him
For what? Why are you acting like such a bitch? It's not quirky or actual sass, Viktor is just being a bitchy pooner who needs either a punch of a pair of Irish sunglasses.
Just to let you know: Jayce isn't wearing protective gear here. He's just wearing a shirt. Imagine if one of those sparks flew and burned his dick off. Guess you won't be fucking on the floor, then.
> Wants to be irritated
If you aren't sassy, you're snappy, if you aren't snappy you want to be irritated. My dood is acting like one of those annoying Yorkshire terriers that cannot for the life of them shut up.
Hope he waited more than a minute to hand Viktor a piece of steel WHERE THE CORE TEMPERATURE IS STILL HOT. Give your future love third degree burns, that's hella romantic.
Right, so we were working with a 'few inches' of metal, with steel screws, and the metal is still hot internally. That he just placed on someone else's body. Without protective equipment. Ho hum.
Also, LMAO at Viktor saying 'doctors are utterly useless' when he had to go to them to get his zippertits and T shots done. You won't get treatment for your lungs, but you'll get your breasts lopped off because your transition is more important.
Always with the puppy-dog metaphors. At this point my man needs a fursuit if he wants to commit.
Normally, I'd say Sky would be a stereotypical fag hag, but since Viktor is also a woman, this reads like typical female gossip. However, Viktor JUST met Jayce, and he hasn't told anything about him to Sky. Apparently she's clairvoyant and can instantly deduce what Viktor is feeling - or he's just that open because his pussy is excited. I'll let you decide.
> Says to 'keep your fantasies out of my personal life'
> His life later gets taken over by personal fantasies because Jayce is a sexy Latino mix (thank his white daddy for his height!) and that gringa pussy cannot resist.
If this reads like a typical rom com you see at the airport...it's because it is. Pooner Viktor is gobsmacked by how sexy Jayce is, all shirtless and sweaty, and you'd think he'd need a fainting couch if this wasn't any more female-coded.
Look at that: the pooner is already getting all hot and bothered by the mental image of the man she just met, all sexy and beefy and muscular and doing his job in the forge. How predictable that there's going to be an epic dicking-down in the future!
> Fails not to be briefly entranced by the flex of muscle along his ribs
We get it, you're a woman. Christ not even I get this thirsty over someone I just met.
> Symbols he has never seen
And they're basic engineering symbols. I'm pretty sure the math for both is the same, so Viktor should absolutely read it. My man got neutered twice (or would it be three since he's a pooner in this?).
I mean, she does have a point: you just met the guy and you're thirstier than an Indian asking for tit pics from a Greek painting. Calm down, man!
> So lapse in security
Don't you 'so lacking' in this context? Or 'having a lapse in security'?
> He has seen his fair share of professionals regarding his health, never has his trust remained unbroken
But you'll use their expertise when you want your hormones.
> For any of Viktor's hard won defenses to rise
Funny, you were snapping and being snarky at Jayce just a chapter prior. I guess his muscles and sexiness really did win you over.
" Wow, wouldn't it be amazing if this really hot guy could just treat me with love and kindness? Wouldn't it be great if he could just bend me over and fuck me into the desk?"
But it isn't female-coded, no fucking way.
> He wonders if Jayce would be just like this, careful, considerate, deliberate with every move
> Be a pooner
> You insist you are a True and Honest Man
> Your persistent fantasy is of a muscular, beefy sweetheart treating you kindly, respecting you and aware of where the clit is
> You want him to love you wholly while fucking you into the mattress
> Insist you are better than the hundreds if not thousands of novels that have this exact same premise, albeit you are trans
> End up reducing the True and Honest Man to a thirsty female stereotype in under five minutes of meeting the man
Just Pooner Things.
I'll admit: this was sweet. But it's already Chapter 2 and Viktor wants to fuck this man's brains out. Guess that manly testosterone really does work its wonders, eh?
> Hopeful in an entirely inappropriate way
What, you wanted him to fuck you? After giving you the brace? OK, then.
> Lightning quick flash of soft skin over taut muscle
Not female-coded, not female-coded at all.
> Simply a question, and an easy smile
Amazing how said smile broke down Viktor's bitchy 'defenses' from the first chapter. Usually it takes longer than that, but hey, we're speedrunning the pussy pounding here.
> Fuzzy warm feeling in his chest
D'awww the pooner is in love! ALready!
You're really rubbing it in that Viktor, for all his attempts at being proud and independent, can be broken down into pieces provided a hot guy smiles at him. Talk about a stereotypical female fantasy. Even female authors who KNOW they're writing this kind of shit at least give more 'pull' to their female characters. Who knew trans men folded so easily?
Almost as if this is your typical Hallmark romance movie with a sprinkle of 365 Days in there. It's OK, it's different because it's a trans man involved. Anyways, I have to chuckle at how easily this sassy, smarmy 'man' is brought to his knees just by Jayce being shirtless. It just took the man showing up and Viktor is presenting himself like he's baby oil at a P. Diddy party.
> It has been a dull roar all evening
Damn girl - uh, dood - it's THAT active already? Jayce is really working his magic here! All we're missing is a shirtless, sweaty Jayce on the cover and it'd be your typical paperback smut. All this lusting over broad shoulders and thick fingers touching that pooner pussy is too much.
> He bets his tongue is just as searing as the rest of him
Yeah, I expect a drawn out cunnilingus scene. Lots of 'starving man' descriptors and whatnot. You know the drill.
> Seeks pleasure at a brothel
With men or other women? Hope you don't have an STD. And how typical that the pooner is, once again, a slut.
> He has met many beautiful people and never had such an instant reaction to them
Convenient, isn't it?
> Maybe it is the trust
Funny, last chapter you were snarking at him. Glad to see we went from bitch mode to trust mode with just one patch note.
Damn, son. Broken furniture? Hoo boy we're getting the real dickin' down now. I bet he's going to break the headboard like Edward.
I'll add the rest later, but for the interim, have these. First up, the people who insist that there are more than two sexes adhere to a binary universe when it comes to their BDSM fanfic.
That's right: you are BORN dominant or submissive; you cannot identify out of it or transition out of it because that's just biology. It's a binary system and that's it.
The legendary number strikes again:
And this is why I seldom go into the Marvel fandom anymore:
> Without the practical skill to do so
Just for context, Viktor is an inventor. He absolutely should have the practical skill to do this - he just needs the proper material. First sentence in and Viktor gets neutered right off the bat (I mean he is a pooner but still).
> Standing once more to test lets him know just how badly even that has left his leg unbraced
...what?
So you're such a shitty inventor that you used cheap materials and act surprised when they snap and break. Skill issue.
The man is offering you legitimate help. There is no reason for you to act like a smarmy cunt.
Yeah, but it isn't, though, because you didn't make it that way. You'd never know Viktor was actually intelligent had the author not wrote that he was a teacher.
> Which is aggravating, but not untrue, so Viktor bites back the urge to snap at him
For what? Why are you acting like such a bitch? It's not quirky or actual sass, Viktor is just being a bitchy pooner who needs either a punch of a pair of Irish sunglasses.
Just to let you know: Jayce isn't wearing protective gear here. He's just wearing a shirt. Imagine if one of those sparks flew and burned his dick off. Guess you won't be fucking on the floor, then.
> Wants to be irritated
If you aren't sassy, you're snappy, if you aren't snappy you want to be irritated. My dood is acting like one of those annoying Yorkshire terriers that cannot for the life of them shut up.
Hope he waited more than a minute to hand Viktor a piece of steel WHERE THE CORE TEMPERATURE IS STILL HOT. Give your future love third degree burns, that's hella romantic.
Right, so we were working with a 'few inches' of metal, with steel screws, and the metal is still hot internally. That he just placed on someone else's body. Without protective equipment. Ho hum.
Also, LMAO at Viktor saying 'doctors are utterly useless' when he had to go to them to get his zippertits and T shots done. You won't get treatment for your lungs, but you'll get your breasts lopped off because your transition is more important.
Always with the puppy-dog metaphors. At this point my man needs a fursuit if he wants to commit.
Normally, I'd say Sky would be a stereotypical fag hag, but since Viktor is also a woman, this reads like typical female gossip. However, Viktor JUST met Jayce, and he hasn't told anything about him to Sky. Apparently she's clairvoyant and can instantly deduce what Viktor is feeling - or he's just that open because his pussy is excited. I'll let you decide.
> Says to 'keep your fantasies out of my personal life'
> His life later gets taken over by personal fantasies because Jayce is a sexy Latino mix (thank his white daddy for his height!) and that gringa pussy cannot resist.
If this reads like a typical rom com you see at the airport...it's because it is. Pooner Viktor is gobsmacked by how sexy Jayce is, all shirtless and sweaty, and you'd think he'd need a fainting couch if this wasn't any more female-coded.
Look at that: the pooner is already getting all hot and bothered by the mental image of the man she just met, all sexy and beefy and muscular and doing his job in the forge. How predictable that there's going to be an epic dicking-down in the future!
> Fails not to be briefly entranced by the flex of muscle along his ribs
We get it, you're a woman. Christ not even I get this thirsty over someone I just met.
> Symbols he has never seen
And they're basic engineering symbols. I'm pretty sure the math for both is the same, so Viktor should absolutely read it. My man got neutered twice (or would it be three since he's a pooner in this?).
I mean, she does have a point: you just met the guy and you're thirstier than an Indian asking for tit pics from a Greek painting. Calm down, man!
> So lapse in security
Don't you 'so lacking' in this context? Or 'having a lapse in security'?
> He has seen his fair share of professionals regarding his health, never has his trust remained unbroken
But you'll use their expertise when you want your hormones.
> For any of Viktor's hard won defenses to rise
Funny, you were snapping and being snarky at Jayce just a chapter prior. I guess his muscles and sexiness really did win you over.
" Wow, wouldn't it be amazing if this really hot guy could just treat me with love and kindness? Wouldn't it be great if he could just bend me over and fuck me into the desk?"
But it isn't female-coded, no fucking way.
> He wonders if Jayce would be just like this, careful, considerate, deliberate with every move
> Be a pooner
> You insist you are a True and Honest Man
> Your persistent fantasy is of a muscular, beefy sweetheart treating you kindly, respecting you and aware of where the clit is
> You want him to love you wholly while fucking you into the mattress
> Insist you are better than the hundreds if not thousands of novels that have this exact same premise, albeit you are trans
> End up reducing the True and Honest Man to a thirsty female stereotype in under five minutes of meeting the man
Just Pooner Things.
I'll admit: this was sweet. But it's already Chapter 2 and Viktor wants to fuck this man's brains out. Guess that manly testosterone really does work its wonders, eh?
> Hopeful in an entirely inappropriate way
What, you wanted him to fuck you? After giving you the brace? OK, then.
> Lightning quick flash of soft skin over taut muscle
Not female-coded, not female-coded at all.
> Simply a question, and an easy smile
Amazing how said smile broke down Viktor's bitchy 'defenses' from the first chapter. Usually it takes longer than that, but hey, we're speedrunning the pussy pounding here.
> Fuzzy warm feeling in his chest
D'awww the pooner is in love! ALready!
You're really rubbing it in that Viktor, for all his attempts at being proud and independent, can be broken down into pieces provided a hot guy smiles at him. Talk about a stereotypical female fantasy. Even female authors who KNOW they're writing this kind of shit at least give more 'pull' to their female characters. Who knew trans men folded so easily?
Almost as if this is your typical Hallmark romance movie with a sprinkle of 365 Days in there. It's OK, it's different because it's a trans man involved. Anyways, I have to chuckle at how easily this sassy, smarmy 'man' is brought to his knees just by Jayce being shirtless. It just took the man showing up and Viktor is presenting himself like he's baby oil at a P. Diddy party.
> It has been a dull roar all evening
Damn girl - uh, dood - it's THAT active already? Jayce is really working his magic here! All we're missing is a shirtless, sweaty Jayce on the cover and it'd be your typical paperback smut. All this lusting over broad shoulders and thick fingers touching that pooner pussy is too much.
> He bets his tongue is just as searing as the rest of him
Yeah, I expect a drawn out cunnilingus scene. Lots of 'starving man' descriptors and whatnot. You know the drill.
> Seeks pleasure at a brothel
With men or other women? Hope you don't have an STD. And how typical that the pooner is, once again, a slut.
> He has met many beautiful people and never had such an instant reaction to them
Convenient, isn't it?
> Maybe it is the trust
Funny, last chapter you were snarking at him. Glad to see we went from bitch mode to trust mode with just one patch note.
Damn, son. Broken furniture? Hoo boy we're getting the real dickin' down now. I bet he's going to break the headboard like Edward.
I'll add the rest later, but for the interim, have these. First up, the people who insist that there are more than two sexes adhere to a binary universe when it comes to their BDSM fanfic.
That's right: you are BORN dominant or submissive; you cannot identify out of it or transition out of it because that's just biology. It's a binary system and that's it.
The legendary number strikes again:
And this is why I seldom go into the Marvel fandom anymore:
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This writer somehow hit the BINGO in terms of deranged AO3 profiles. It includes an MLP Equestria Girls/Star Trek crossver avatar, announcing as MtF (which as mentioned is rare, compared to the huge numbers of female and FtM fanfiction writers), writing about fandoms that troons associate with (Ranma, Sailor Moon, MLP, 2018 She-Ra), and even includes Xitter Derangement Syndrome to top it all off!
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One piece of writing from this writer also showcases the troonism on display, with tags referring to gender dysphoria, egg (as in the egg_irl deal), TERF characters, gender euphoria, and transphobia:
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Okay, this is not a full fanfic but one of those Twitter-Fanfic threads where some parts really sent me.
First, yeah, this is totally how men/people talk to one another. That sentence is totally something that you just blurt out in the heat of the moment. But I can ignore that for the sake of fanfiction.
What I can't ignore.
"dark cow like eyes"
Come. The. Fuck. On.
Someone please photoshop cow-eyes onto Ghost for me, thank you.
I can't stop but imagine Ghost listening to some Russian hardbass or some other random shit while crying about Soap here.
So they never talked about their feelings, but decided in the span of 5 minutes that they're going to get married. Ok. Sure.
First, yeah, this is totally how men/people talk to one another. That sentence is totally something that you just blurt out in the heat of the moment. But I can ignore that for the sake of fanfiction.
What I can't ignore.
"dark cow like eyes"
Come. The. Fuck. On.
Someone please photoshop cow-eyes onto Ghost for me, thank you.
I can't stop but imagine Ghost listening to some Russian hardbass or some other random shit while crying about Soap here.
So they never talked about their feelings, but decided in the span of 5 minutes that they're going to get married. Ok. Sure.
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Fanfics like this make me smile by sheer virtue of being so aggressively feminine that I can't help but laugh. Such a domestic fantasy - a love confession, a marriage proposal - and it's made all the funnier by imagining it taking place between burly military men who likely spit tobacco and hang posters of naked women in their shithole apartments. Très magnifique! When fics get this girly, it's hard not to wonder if the authors have ever made contact outside of the borderline Themyscira they've built online for themselves.
I'd never seen a fandom guiltier of feminizing its source material than Our Flag Means Death. Just about every fic you can expect someone to be dressing Rhys Darby, who played its protagonist, in actual dresses and heels. Don't get me started on the comedy of conceptualizing Taika Waitit wearing... this.
There's absolutely nothing new about crossdressing in fandom and it's a tale as old as time, but something about most fandom dorks having pronouns these days makes the crossdressing + the sniveling and weeping + the rise in breeding fics/ABO dynamics/etc. makes it seem more interconnected than it once was.
There's absolutely nothing new about crossdressing in fandom and it's a tale as old as time, but something about most fandom dorks having pronouns these days makes the crossdressing + the sniveling and weeping + the rise in breeding fics/ABO dynamics/etc. makes it seem more interconnected than it once was.
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Looks pretty odd, but Sonic the Hedgehog crossing over into fate is probably not as extreme as what this thread is looking for. Honestly weird crossovers are just standard fanfic autism.
Weird trans feitsh and fujo shit is more on point. Although that's probably me just overthinking the criteria, I've seen more than a few stories myself that I though were borderline material for this thread.
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Depending on what's being crossed over, I think some of it is autistic enough to be included in this thread just be default. Namely crossovers with stuff like Sonic, My Little Pony, whatever manchild cartoons are popular on twitter rn, etc...
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I've said it before: There's a certain cosmic irony in the fact that the safest and purest female-only online spaces, the sole realms that have been left untouched by the transvestite menace, are the ones full of girls insisting they're manly d00ds.
Other context aside, "someone in the military deciding to get married to a person they decided they were in love with 5 minutes ago" is probably the only realistic part of the fic tbh.
Speaking of nice official weddings: Is there a romantic follow-up thread where they both get kicked out for fraternization, or do fandom pooners not know that's a thing?
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Speaking of sappy romance fiction, here are the other two chapter updates where trans Viktor falls head over heels within a single chapter for muscle man smithy Jayce.
> Viktor is not a coward
> Refuses to go back to Jayce in person to even pay him because he's afraid he'll become a blushing mess because he's a coward
Top kek. Not to mention that they've known each other for only a few weeks now, if that, and there hasn't really been much chemistry between them. It's just Viktor listening to his 'Inner Goddess' and letting his vagina guide his actions. He blushes every time Jayce looks at him, ffs.
I had a tolerance for Sky. Now I do not, because she's acting like your stereotypical fag hag. All she does is make shit-eating grins and snide remarks for someone who, up until this point, hasn't even had a serious romantic relationship. She could be teasing, sure, but she's got no tact. And she gets on my nerves every time she appears.
> Rather than allow some ridiculous hope to stir that anything might happen outside the realm of professionalism
You mean like getting fucked on the forge floor? Because I'm pretty sure that happens.
Also, how come no one else is complaining or noticing that Jayce is not a student and he just loudly broke into a lecture hall? Is he Sam Fisher all of a sudden?
> If he looks for a split second he might actually be in his underwear
Wow, Jayce, look at that: you got a real dood to drop his pants in under a second because you're that hot. It's not female-brained at all, swear. It's just a dood being a guy.
There's a difference between inconvenience and not paying the guy - which you almost didn't. Nice going there, lil pooner. In any case, this little 'Ermahgewd this guy is so hot and I'm so smitten for him I literally cannot be around him for more than five minutes without blushing uwu' is so teenage girl brained it makes me want to pull my hair out. For people who claim to be 'real men', they sure as hell don't act like it.
> it is a dance, of sorts
Unless you count slipping over your own gush as a dance. Seriously, you might as well grab a bucket for how much ejaculate this dood is going to be spraying in the next chapter.
> Can even deny ownership
He's a grown man, he's not a slave or a dog. You don't own him.
> Tantalizing strip of skin
Look at this uwu trans boi losing his shit over a strip of skin from a big muscular male. Are we sure that Viktor isn't the dog here, given how much he's drooling?
> Be the token black woman
> Your first notable action is to steal someone else's property
Lol. Lmao even. Next thing you're going to tell me is that she rides a stolen bike.
> I want you in my bed so badly I think it might kill me
Third chapter in, and the pooner already wants to get that pussy stuffed like it's a Thanksgiving turkey. This is so on-the-nose it isn't even funny.
> The best possible type of dream
Yeah, we get it: you want to be pinned down and fucked properly by a hot guy. AKA the bane of every heterosexual smut fic you see on the shelves today. Albeit I am to believe this is different because the character is a True and Honest Man and men can have vaginas so this is really gay sex. OK, bud.
That's also an inappropriate thing to ask, too. You don't ask someone you barely consider a friend to just strip in a classroom. Have some class.
Viktor doesn't like doctors and hates them poking and prodding at him - unless they're prescribing testosterone, then it's OK.
Imagine if he actually broke the coffee table when he sat on it. Jayce sounds like a big boy - for you.
> Even if Viktor is not generally one to care about it
> At least not anymore
So which is it? Do you value privacy now, or didn't earlier because you fucked random people? Earlier you had no problem dreaming about dropping your underwear the MOMENT you saw Jayce flex his muscles, so what's the point of you whining about it?
> Already trying to reach for him, fingers catching his jaw in a soft hold
That's a very intimate thing to do for someone you don't even consider a friend.
> Viktor's belly does a warm blip
You mean 'flip'?
Well, at least we know how this smut scene is going to start. Jayce is already between Viktor's legs in a conveniently placed position - he 'needs the better angle' after all - and we're already at the touching stage. Now all we've got left is the kissing and the rug munching.
> Instantly grateful that exhaustion is overriding arousal
And all it takes is the single blip of exposed skin. My man has the arousal of a Muslim seeing an ankle for the first time.
Oh? Already? You were just ready to drop your pants for him just a few paragraphs ago. NOW you're developing softness for the man?
Doesn't matter though - they fuck in the next chapter. Author promises it'll be spicy, so let's read it.
Just wait until you find out how Jayce conveniently fell asleep on him. Of all the clichés to use, this is definitely one I didn't expect and it really makes me wonder how one even managed to do that at all - especially on such a small couch and on someone you can literally crush to death.
My words exactly. But hey, we all know how this ends, so let's hope for a good payoff.
I still hold my earlier views regarding Sky: she is a shit-eating faghag and that is it. She's there to edge Viktor on into this relationship that doesn't even have that much chemistry, even when in this relationship Jayce is the far more interesting one (usually, in these fics, it's Viktor's dialogue that does the hard carry).
And yes, it's very deliberate you fell asleep pantless and had a 6'2 muscle man fall asleep on top of you. You need a lead-in to the smut and this was it.
Technically, he's in his underwear, but yeah, that's a compromising position no matter how you look at it.
> The universe wants you to fall in bed with this guy
Because this is the most cliched of all cliched romcom fics, except the author doesn't even have the courage to admit that's what it is. It's 'gay' with a M/M tag even though one is so female-brained they resemble a teenage girl discovering Taylor Swift for the first time. 'Aggravating' is not the first word I'd use, or the last.
I don't know, either. We just jump right into the sex even when Jayce is far more interesting than Viktor. Viktor is just a smitten trans-man with no personality while Jayce is out here drawing pictures of sleeping people he barely knows - and it doesn't give readers The Ick. Guess it's OK when it's vaginal gay porn, eh?
> Fails not to love the rightness of how it felt to have him pressed all along him
Almost as if your bodies were made for each other...almost as if the male and female body were designed for that...weird, huh?
I wasn't lying about the drawing bit. This would actually be cute if they knew each other - these two have only known each other for a few weeks, and have barely conversed more than a few times. I am supposed to believe this is romantic when it does have a touch of creepiness to it. But no one gets the Ick because it's GAY LOVE, yo.
> Warning feeling of incoming danger
Redundant. Of course Ximena is a faghag, too. Does she know Viktor is a pooner, or...? Guess she won't be cursing him to hell because he's a 'gay guy' fucking vagina.
> Nearing tomato status at how bright the flush must be
You are blushing so much Gucci would brand it as a new makeup line. Get your vagina in order, dood.
Nothing like a lil dood drooling at the sight of a sexy man doing what he does best: act male, and be muscular. But these are not cliched female dreams, oh no. Pooners are better than that. It's better because they're ~trans~
> Instantly volatile with frustration
That's not how you felt a minute ago. You were ready to climb that man once you saw that sweat dripping down his muscles.
> Stands on his tiptoes
For context, Viktor stands at Jayce's eye level. He doesn't have to reach far to kiss him. This makes me think Viktor is tiny - which, of course, all pooners inadvertently write him as.
> You have no idea how much I wanted to do that, weeks ago
Get that? They've barely known each other for WEEKS, and they're ready to do the WWE rumble and fuck on the floor. Anything is possible when you've got a big dick that you can convert a pooner with.
Annnnnnnnnnnd here we start the smut scene.
I was going to say: how are they kissing if Viktor was thrown over Jayce's shoulder?
> Stupid strong blacksmith
To be fair, you are a ridiculously tiny and thin woman. Carrying a bag of groceries would provide more of a struggle.
> It has been a while for Viktor
Oh, so you DON'T go to brothers anymore? Funny, earlier you were bragging about going there to get your fix.
> Difficult to stifle the automatic reaction to flinch as his clothing his pulled off
Ah, the classic dysphoria reference. You couldn't have fooled me that this was a woman, no ma'am.
> His normal explanation
Now this is where Viktor loses his victimhood status. What 'normal' explanation do you have for the supposed gay men you're leading into your bed? Do you tell them that they're just fucking 'man pussy' and there's nothing straight about it? Do tell.
> Trying to formulate the how
LMAO HE GOT CLOCKED BY HIS LEG LENGTH. MY LIL DOOD GOT OUTED BECAUSE OF SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC SKELETONS
> A hunch, mostly
Meaning he clocked him due to his height and later his limb length. Fucking top kek, that is hilarious. And the cherry on top is that the author probably believes there are no such differences and that you can grow your skeleton with testosterone.
> Trouble rationalizing this isn't some sort of wishful dream
It's the most vanilla dream in existence, but we're supposed to treat it as gay sex. Literally the most female-brained thing in existence and this dumb bitch can't even grasp that.
> Too much and not enough - Ah, this cliché?
> He feels a gush of it on Jayce's hand
He's not even fingered properly yet and he's already gushing? Damn, that pussy really was hungry.
> Feeling like some debauched, immoral thing
Buddy, he clocked you from your fucking leg measurements and was so excited you actually had a pussy you can't grasp that this is a man trying to tell himself he's gay but actually likes pussy. Not to mention you have to have 'an explanation ready' to explain to gay men why they're fucking a woman. A little deception never hurt anyone, right?
> Visceral mess his face
I assume she meant, 'visceral mess to his face'.
> Most of a truth
Should be 'mostly true'.
Of course Jayce has a big dick - he's the Hispanic Hog!
> Part of Viktor warms with the knowledge that it is all for him
I'm still laughing at the knowledge Jayce clocked Viktor was from his fucking femur size and Q angle. It's so fucking unintentionally based I don't even think this girl was smart enough to understand the implications of it. Male and female skeletons are totally the same, yo.
Of course the faghag is right. Her only purpose is to point and laugh at the totally-not-vanilla-sex-you're-having.
> Because there was no way that the two of them were not meant to be together like this
Honestly, all the love and affection is coming from Jayce and he is the one with the character. Viktor is just there, having wet dreams endlessly about how much he wants to fuck this man when he has no real chemistry with Jayce. Usually, some of these smut fics at least have them in an established relationship or do have some chemistry despite the bad smut. This? This is just a woman's basic sex fantasy, man.
> Inch by thick inch
Tell me this isn't a token smut dream of a big dicked dude breaking your bedframe. Try and convince me otherwise.
> The only thing he wants is to test the strength of the bedframe
Oh we ARE doing a Twilight sex scene here. Nice.
Oh, so he DOES have his breasts. This means he isn't on T, either. He basically IS a woman pretending to be a man, who then acted shocked that Jayce could have possibly figured it out. No wonder Jayce wasn't angry - he knew he was getting easy pussy all along.
> Cock so hard and heavy inside him
I expected a really raunchy scene- instead I got a basic vanilla straight sex scene with some bad pining. What a downgrade.
Of course Viktor never worries about pregnancy - it's not like men with vaginas can't get pregnant, right? So long as they keep insisting they're a man, that male sperm will never enter his female uterus and fertilize his egg. The fucking is just too good, you NEED that cum, baby.
I expected a full-blown dicksplosion in the forge, where they fuck near dangerously hot tools and Jayce can really show trans Viktor how sweaty he can get. Instead we just got a heterosexual sex scene with the 'trans' tag attached.
As always, I will give credit for the shithead author NOT using 'little cock' or 'front hole' when referring to female genitalia; she always uses clit here. However, the romance itself is just...there. As I've said many times, Jayce is the one who carries the romance and has the most pizzazz to his charm; Viktor was snappy, grumpy and a bitch in the first chapter and his first impressions were not good. We're to believe that over the course of a few weeks Viktor fell head over heels for him...yet I didn't see it here. All Viktor was doing was having internal monologues about how Jayce made him wet. Hell, Jayce had more chemistry with the fucking steel pipe he was banging out than Viktor.
Even in these trans fics, some attempt is made to make Viktor and the relationship interesting. This was not it. This was so female-coded even more than the other ones and I'm surprised Jayce didn't run in there with roses and chocolate and play 16 Candles. This was too sappy for my taste. Even the Call Me By My Name made a better attempt, and that's a shittier fic! What the hell.
> Viktor is not a coward
> Refuses to go back to Jayce in person to even pay him because he's afraid he'll become a blushing mess because he's a coward
Top kek. Not to mention that they've known each other for only a few weeks now, if that, and there hasn't really been much chemistry between them. It's just Viktor listening to his 'Inner Goddess' and letting his vagina guide his actions. He blushes every time Jayce looks at him, ffs.
I had a tolerance for Sky. Now I do not, because she's acting like your stereotypical fag hag. All she does is make shit-eating grins and snide remarks for someone who, up until this point, hasn't even had a serious romantic relationship. She could be teasing, sure, but she's got no tact. And she gets on my nerves every time she appears.
> Rather than allow some ridiculous hope to stir that anything might happen outside the realm of professionalism
You mean like getting fucked on the forge floor? Because I'm pretty sure that happens.
Also, how come no one else is complaining or noticing that Jayce is not a student and he just loudly broke into a lecture hall? Is he Sam Fisher all of a sudden?
> If he looks for a split second he might actually be in his underwear
Wow, Jayce, look at that: you got a real dood to drop his pants in under a second because you're that hot. It's not female-brained at all, swear. It's just a dood being a guy.
There's a difference between inconvenience and not paying the guy - which you almost didn't. Nice going there, lil pooner. In any case, this little 'Ermahgewd this guy is so hot and I'm so smitten for him I literally cannot be around him for more than five minutes without blushing uwu' is so teenage girl brained it makes me want to pull my hair out. For people who claim to be 'real men', they sure as hell don't act like it.
> it is a dance, of sorts
Unless you count slipping over your own gush as a dance. Seriously, you might as well grab a bucket for how much ejaculate this dood is going to be spraying in the next chapter.
> Can even deny ownership
He's a grown man, he's not a slave or a dog. You don't own him.
> Tantalizing strip of skin
Look at this uwu trans boi losing his shit over a strip of skin from a big muscular male. Are we sure that Viktor isn't the dog here, given how much he's drooling?
> Be the token black woman
> Your first notable action is to steal someone else's property
Lol. Lmao even. Next thing you're going to tell me is that she rides a stolen bike.
> I want you in my bed so badly I think it might kill me
Third chapter in, and the pooner already wants to get that pussy stuffed like it's a Thanksgiving turkey. This is so on-the-nose it isn't even funny.
> The best possible type of dream
Yeah, we get it: you want to be pinned down and fucked properly by a hot guy. AKA the bane of every heterosexual smut fic you see on the shelves today. Albeit I am to believe this is different because the character is a True and Honest Man and men can have vaginas so this is really gay sex. OK, bud.
That's also an inappropriate thing to ask, too. You don't ask someone you barely consider a friend to just strip in a classroom. Have some class.
Viktor doesn't like doctors and hates them poking and prodding at him - unless they're prescribing testosterone, then it's OK.
Imagine if he actually broke the coffee table when he sat on it. Jayce sounds like a big boy - for you.
> Even if Viktor is not generally one to care about it
> At least not anymore
So which is it? Do you value privacy now, or didn't earlier because you fucked random people? Earlier you had no problem dreaming about dropping your underwear the MOMENT you saw Jayce flex his muscles, so what's the point of you whining about it?
> Already trying to reach for him, fingers catching his jaw in a soft hold
That's a very intimate thing to do for someone you don't even consider a friend.
> Viktor's belly does a warm blip
You mean 'flip'?
Well, at least we know how this smut scene is going to start. Jayce is already between Viktor's legs in a conveniently placed position - he 'needs the better angle' after all - and we're already at the touching stage. Now all we've got left is the kissing and the rug munching.
> Instantly grateful that exhaustion is overriding arousal
And all it takes is the single blip of exposed skin. My man has the arousal of a Muslim seeing an ankle for the first time.
Oh? Already? You were just ready to drop your pants for him just a few paragraphs ago. NOW you're developing softness for the man?
Doesn't matter though - they fuck in the next chapter. Author promises it'll be spicy, so let's read it.
Just wait until you find out how Jayce conveniently fell asleep on him. Of all the clichés to use, this is definitely one I didn't expect and it really makes me wonder how one even managed to do that at all - especially on such a small couch and on someone you can literally crush to death.
My words exactly. But hey, we all know how this ends, so let's hope for a good payoff.
I still hold my earlier views regarding Sky: she is a shit-eating faghag and that is it. She's there to edge Viktor on into this relationship that doesn't even have that much chemistry, even when in this relationship Jayce is the far more interesting one (usually, in these fics, it's Viktor's dialogue that does the hard carry).
And yes, it's very deliberate you fell asleep pantless and had a 6'2 muscle man fall asleep on top of you. You need a lead-in to the smut and this was it.
Technically, he's in his underwear, but yeah, that's a compromising position no matter how you look at it.
> The universe wants you to fall in bed with this guy
Because this is the most cliched of all cliched romcom fics, except the author doesn't even have the courage to admit that's what it is. It's 'gay' with a M/M tag even though one is so female-brained they resemble a teenage girl discovering Taylor Swift for the first time. 'Aggravating' is not the first word I'd use, or the last.
I don't know, either. We just jump right into the sex even when Jayce is far more interesting than Viktor. Viktor is just a smitten trans-man with no personality while Jayce is out here drawing pictures of sleeping people he barely knows - and it doesn't give readers The Ick. Guess it's OK when it's vaginal gay porn, eh?
> Fails not to love the rightness of how it felt to have him pressed all along him
Almost as if your bodies were made for each other...almost as if the male and female body were designed for that...weird, huh?
I wasn't lying about the drawing bit. This would actually be cute if they knew each other - these two have only known each other for a few weeks, and have barely conversed more than a few times. I am supposed to believe this is romantic when it does have a touch of creepiness to it. But no one gets the Ick because it's GAY LOVE, yo.
> Warning feeling of incoming danger
Redundant. Of course Ximena is a faghag, too. Does she know Viktor is a pooner, or...? Guess she won't be cursing him to hell because he's a 'gay guy' fucking vagina.
> Nearing tomato status at how bright the flush must be
You are blushing so much Gucci would brand it as a new makeup line. Get your vagina in order, dood.
Nothing like a lil dood drooling at the sight of a sexy man doing what he does best: act male, and be muscular. But these are not cliched female dreams, oh no. Pooners are better than that. It's better because they're ~trans~
> Instantly volatile with frustration
That's not how you felt a minute ago. You were ready to climb that man once you saw that sweat dripping down his muscles.
> Stands on his tiptoes
For context, Viktor stands at Jayce's eye level. He doesn't have to reach far to kiss him. This makes me think Viktor is tiny - which, of course, all pooners inadvertently write him as.
> You have no idea how much I wanted to do that, weeks ago
Get that? They've barely known each other for WEEKS, and they're ready to do the WWE rumble and fuck on the floor. Anything is possible when you've got a big dick that you can convert a pooner with.
Annnnnnnnnnnd here we start the smut scene.
I was going to say: how are they kissing if Viktor was thrown over Jayce's shoulder?
> Stupid strong blacksmith
To be fair, you are a ridiculously tiny and thin woman. Carrying a bag of groceries would provide more of a struggle.
> It has been a while for Viktor
Oh, so you DON'T go to brothers anymore? Funny, earlier you were bragging about going there to get your fix.
> Difficult to stifle the automatic reaction to flinch as his clothing his pulled off
Ah, the classic dysphoria reference. You couldn't have fooled me that this was a woman, no ma'am.
> His normal explanation
Now this is where Viktor loses his victimhood status. What 'normal' explanation do you have for the supposed gay men you're leading into your bed? Do you tell them that they're just fucking 'man pussy' and there's nothing straight about it? Do tell.
> Trying to formulate the how
LMAO HE GOT CLOCKED BY HIS LEG LENGTH. MY LIL DOOD GOT OUTED BECAUSE OF SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC SKELETONS
> A hunch, mostly
Meaning he clocked him due to his height and later his limb length. Fucking top kek, that is hilarious. And the cherry on top is that the author probably believes there are no such differences and that you can grow your skeleton with testosterone.
> Trouble rationalizing this isn't some sort of wishful dream
It's the most vanilla dream in existence, but we're supposed to treat it as gay sex. Literally the most female-brained thing in existence and this dumb bitch can't even grasp that.
> Too much and not enough - Ah, this cliché?
> He feels a gush of it on Jayce's hand
He's not even fingered properly yet and he's already gushing? Damn, that pussy really was hungry.
> Feeling like some debauched, immoral thing
Buddy, he clocked you from your fucking leg measurements and was so excited you actually had a pussy you can't grasp that this is a man trying to tell himself he's gay but actually likes pussy. Not to mention you have to have 'an explanation ready' to explain to gay men why they're fucking a woman. A little deception never hurt anyone, right?
> Visceral mess his face
I assume she meant, 'visceral mess to his face'.
> Most of a truth
Should be 'mostly true'.
Of course Jayce has a big dick - he's the Hispanic Hog!
> Part of Viktor warms with the knowledge that it is all for him
I'm still laughing at the knowledge Jayce clocked Viktor was from his fucking femur size and Q angle. It's so fucking unintentionally based I don't even think this girl was smart enough to understand the implications of it. Male and female skeletons are totally the same, yo.
Of course the faghag is right. Her only purpose is to point and laugh at the totally-not-vanilla-sex-you're-having.
> Because there was no way that the two of them were not meant to be together like this
Honestly, all the love and affection is coming from Jayce and he is the one with the character. Viktor is just there, having wet dreams endlessly about how much he wants to fuck this man when he has no real chemistry with Jayce. Usually, some of these smut fics at least have them in an established relationship or do have some chemistry despite the bad smut. This? This is just a woman's basic sex fantasy, man.
> Inch by thick inch
Tell me this isn't a token smut dream of a big dicked dude breaking your bedframe. Try and convince me otherwise.
> The only thing he wants is to test the strength of the bedframe
Oh we ARE doing a Twilight sex scene here. Nice.
Oh, so he DOES have his breasts. This means he isn't on T, either. He basically IS a woman pretending to be a man, who then acted shocked that Jayce could have possibly figured it out. No wonder Jayce wasn't angry - he knew he was getting easy pussy all along.
> Cock so hard and heavy inside him
I expected a really raunchy scene- instead I got a basic vanilla straight sex scene with some bad pining. What a downgrade.
Of course Viktor never worries about pregnancy - it's not like men with vaginas can't get pregnant, right? So long as they keep insisting they're a man, that male sperm will never enter his female uterus and fertilize his egg. The fucking is just too good, you NEED that cum, baby.
I expected a full-blown dicksplosion in the forge, where they fuck near dangerously hot tools and Jayce can really show trans Viktor how sweaty he can get. Instead we just got a heterosexual sex scene with the 'trans' tag attached.
As always, I will give credit for the shithead author NOT using 'little cock' or 'front hole' when referring to female genitalia; she always uses clit here. However, the romance itself is just...there. As I've said many times, Jayce is the one who carries the romance and has the most pizzazz to his charm; Viktor was snappy, grumpy and a bitch in the first chapter and his first impressions were not good. We're to believe that over the course of a few weeks Viktor fell head over heels for him...yet I didn't see it here. All Viktor was doing was having internal monologues about how Jayce made him wet. Hell, Jayce had more chemistry with the fucking steel pipe he was banging out than Viktor.
Even in these trans fics, some attempt is made to make Viktor and the relationship interesting. This was not it. This was so female-coded even more than the other ones and I'm surprised Jayce didn't run in there with roses and chocolate and play 16 Candles. This was too sappy for my taste. Even the Call Me By My Name made a better attempt, and that's a shittier fic! What the hell.
That is fucking hilarious. These fic authors put so much effort into sounding serious and then you read this shit and I imagine Ghost having wide-set eyes and looking like Sid from Ice Age, utterly black and resembling some anime character.What I can't ignore.
"dark cow like eyes"
Come. The. Fuck. On.
He was probably listening to Taylor Swift, Chappel Roan or Ethel Cain. Those are the 'It Girls (and a guy)' of today. But in all serious, he does NOT even seem the type to play random music. He strikes me as someone who values silence.
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Now I'm actually wondering if this is a language issue. If you read translated Japanese content, you'll pick up lots of descriptions of "droopy eyes" because that's considered a personality trait in manga, but in English it just sounds like someone is falling asleep. Maybe there's something similar going on with cow eyes?
Fake edit: I looked it up, it seems to be a Kpop thing
This is fascinating because I doubt the author is even Korean, it's more that these fandom spaces have become such isolated walled gardens that the women are all picking up language from each other and not realizing how ridiculous it sounds to the outside world.
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...I had assumed the pooner was thinking of "ox-eyed Hera," an epithet most famously used in the Iliad, and with much more positive implications in the original Greek. Thank you for enlightening us.
Man I do not know what the kids are into.
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The funniest thing about CoD fics posted here is:
1. fraternization is against duh rules but most don't even mention it, and if they do, it's hardly ever an actual barrier.
2. you don't pick and choose assignments, you're just given them but the characters are all made to act as if they can talk each other out of "doing somethin risky".
3. they're all in the same job, they know the job, but for some reason do not understand it when it comes to the supposed love interest.
4. the types of guys in these jobs LIKE their jobs (which can be a Problem) but they all write them as if they're long suffering for being there despite the canon itself presenting them differently
I don't really get why you'd want to do that. If you like writing sappy romances so cliche than just write about a prince(ss) with their knight or something ("You can't go! My father is only sending you away so we never see each other again!" *faints*)
1. fraternization is against duh rules but most don't even mention it, and if they do, it's hardly ever an actual barrier.
2. you don't pick and choose assignments, you're just given them but the characters are all made to act as if they can talk each other out of "doing somethin risky".
3. they're all in the same job, they know the job, but for some reason do not understand it when it comes to the supposed love interest.
4. the types of guys in these jobs LIKE their jobs (which can be a Problem) but they all write them as if they're long suffering for being there despite the canon itself presenting them differently
I don't really get why you'd want to do that. If you like writing sappy romances so cliche than just write about a prince(ss) with their knight or something ("You can't go! My father is only sending you away so we never see each other again!" *faints*)
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I love it. I love you for this. Thank you so much. Every time I feel sad, I just look at Cowst and have to laugh hysterically.
In fandom, Soap is basically chewing on his ear 24/7 and being an obnoxious little shit in general - I bet he's just glad when he has some peace and quiet, yeah.
Might be. The author's first language obviously isn't English judging by the grammar. So she might just be adapting random shit she's heard somewhere and doesn't realise how utterly stupid it sounds.
Fucking hell, your post just put a thought into my mind:
I hope there isn't a "141 but make it K-Pop wave" next. If i have to see babygirlificated Soap making his frilly skirt go spinny while his balls hang out, I might have to finally just pour bleach into my eyes.
YES!!!! Especially since the whole "i want to fuck you but it's fraternisation so i might lose the job i really love doing and everything is driving me insane" offers such a good and wide basis to write the sappiest, saddest and most tragic shit ever, if you put in the time and thought to do so. Yes, 'forbidden romance' (not the kind booktok is currently promoting, that's just glorified rape/grooming lmao) is one of my guilty pleasures, shush.
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Not to mention: maybe most types of inaccuracies are to be expected, but if there was one thing you'd expect these women to be subject-matter experts on, it's Problematic Relationships. You'd think it would be like, genetically encoded by now.
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Plenty of other military-adjacent fandoms actually do the "we can't date because fraternization!!!" thing too. I mean yeah most of these fics somehow end with the brass handwaving the relationship for some kind of super special unique reason, but you can still get some decent mileage out of the conflict before you get to that point.
Feels kinda weird that the COD fanbrats apparently have no experience with fics written for similar subject matter.
Feels kinda weird that the COD fanbrats apparently have no experience with fics written for similar subject matter.
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Dunno about prior decades but the more modern US military will usually try to move things around so it's no longer technically fraternization, at least in my limited experience.
We had several couples and at least two marriages come out of people meeting each other in my division on the ship. The khakis just shuffled people around so they weren't in the same shop/workstation.
In the case of a Chief getting orders to the ship, his wife, an officer, was moved to a different command, but it might have been time for her to move on anyway, can't recall.
In A-school and beyond, dating other students was looked down on, but when the ladies inevitably started dating their peers, the command just made sure we weren't in the same class or classroom. If someone wanted to date staff, that was actually verboten, but in practice people just kept it a secret and did it anyway.
In the case of a Chief getting orders to the ship, his wife, an officer, was moved to a different command, but it might have been time for her to move on anyway, can't recall.
In A-school and beyond, dating other students was looked down on, but when the ladies inevitably started dating their peers, the command just made sure we weren't in the same class or classroom. If someone wanted to date staff, that was actually verboten, but in practice people just kept it a secret and did it anyway.
Makes perfect sense to me that fanfic writers wouldn't even bother to get any of the military stuff right, or think about it at all; they're too busy with the interpersonal drama and romance and boning.
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Honestly, it's not even the lack of research so much as it is the complete lack of acknowledgement. Personally, I don't really care if the way the couple skirts fraternization rules is accurate to how real militaries would do it. Especially when it's in a more fictionalized military setting, e.g. its a military based not in real life/not in modern times, or it's one of those franchises where the military group is actually some Special
group of basically superheroes where you can already assume that normal rules don't apply. (Like, maybe The Best Guy In The World At Shooting Things can get away with dating The Best Guy In The World At Blowing Things Up even if there are fraternization rules in place because it's just that important that they both stay on the same Ultra Secret Government Team Of The Best Guys In The World At Doing Stuff. Kinda like how these sorts of groups often have at least one member who's a hardened criminal who definitely wouldn't be able to get a security clearance in real life.)Basically there's a lot you could do to handwave those kinds of rules in a lot of these settings. (I have literally seen married!Kirk/Spock fics where it was explained that Starfleet lets them serve together because they've determined that they can both totally stay objective and stuff despite the marriage. Literally just shrugging and saying it's fine don't worry about it.) It's just weird when it's not even mentioned, like it doesn't even occur to the author that the characters' superior officers would want to discourage this kind of thing. I'm not saying it need to be a central conflict in every fic involving characters in this sort of situation, it's just odd when it's totally absent and feels like the author thinks that military/esque settings work basically like high schools.