Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I think Nate's just retarded and pathetic enough to think that Nick's gonna rise up and start making millions of dollars on stream again so it's time to start sucking his dick

It's absolutely retarded for even a joke of a practicing lawyer to start sucking off Nigg Niggieta because he spent $50K to get the deal he could have got for free.

 

[Space Pope]

I think Nate's just retarded

This should go without saying for a 1-eyed nigger that got btfo'ed by Christopher Bouzy.

 

[Melty Butter]

Still on Nate's thread....he doesn't like people "spreading lies".


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Also, for those with Xitter, Nate is running a gay poll. Vote if you so choose.

Edit to say, the question in the poll is ridiculous. The question should be if the plea bargain was fair. That said, the results are pretty damning for the question asked.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, for those with Xitter, Nate is running a gay poll. Vote if you so choose.

He literally pled guilty to it you stupid faggot nigger.

 

[Potatoherder]

I think Nate's just retarded and pathetic enough to think that Nick's gonna rise up and start making millions of dollars on stream again so it's time to start sucking his dick

People are remembering the good times and not the massive drops after the good times. After the Vick loss Nick was in dire straights. If not for Rittenhouse he'd just be doing the numbers he is doing now. He couldn't keep the numbers after his big boosts even when he was in his prime. Now that he has been outed and there is just so many better people he has no chance. Any normies will just search his name and see he plead guilty.

 

[Desktop User2]

Still on Nate's thread....he doesn't like people "spreading lies".

He is referring to the Lawtube payouts which the actual dumb nigger alluded to when it was cool to shit on Niggieta; now he´s running defense. It´s clear I´m pretty racist but I pay little mind to a nigger following its animalistic instincts of inflated self-esteem, brashness or whatever but it irks me quite a bit when I face a house nigger fanning his ass to massa for crumbs. It´s disgusting.

 

[AnOminous]

If not for Rittenhouse he'd just be doing the numbers he is doing now.

And then the stupid son of a bitch, after getting Rittenhouse, was such a fucking gargantuan retard he just HAD to ask the moronic "balls or no balls" question to a dude already in serious legal trouble.

This was when most people completely lost all respect for him, because what kind of piece of shit would do that.

 

[Folgers Can]

According to Nate, Nick wasn't even paying out at his absolute financial zenith - what on earth would make him think that this stone's still got blood in it now?

Simple: that whole fake feud some months back about stiffed lawtubers was really just Nate's way of saying "bitch, next time imma get my money upfront," and Nick was happy to oblige as soon as he got his hands on the whore shed sale proceeds this month, so we see Nate swiftly turn coat as others noticeably will in the coming weeks. Hell, now that Nick's so flush with cash he may even catch up on piggertits' PR fees that have been past-due for months:

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Fucking junkie faggot thinks drugging his kid will go away. Fuck him and his vapid whores. I hope Alex Stein keeps up the publicity.

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone knows Cuckieta's nine year old daughter tested positive on levels usually associated with regular users of cocaine. Why did that happen?

Nothing about this evil freak's plea will ever make that go away. He is forever a man whose small child daughter tested positive for cocaine. Why? Was he molesting her? Nobody knows. Nobody knows otherwise. Everyone knows he's a sick freak, a cuck, a dude who has taken Jamaican jizz, but why did he give his daughter cocaine?

Nobody knows. They just assume the worst.

 

[Punished Derich]

I really fucking hate Karl. He continually chooses to break bread with the most loathsome Sekturites out of some sense of loyalty. His gimmick podcast works if there's an interesting guest, otherwise it's stale Gen Xer soundboard clips. Every clip I've seen from him in the last year and a half is being the biggest glazer for Dax, Rekieta and Melton and uses his unique podcast gimmick to attack his friend's enemies.

It's because he got smacked down when he tried to 'jocktober' cumtown, so he refuses to punch up anymore and also probably get drunk off of interacting with Stern and O&A hasbeens. I really liked when the Pat McAfee sounding guy would alog James Rolfe but he almost completely abandoned shitting on awful podcasts in favor of a boomer internet drama program

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

It's a sad day when Ethan Ralph goes to rehab of his own volition and makes an effort to turn his life around, even temporarily, and Nigg has to dance around and avoid addressing the elephant in the room while sucking off the courts.

Hope Monty gets everything.

 

[Vibralldo]

Everyone knows Cuckieta's nine year old daughter tested positive on levels usually associated with regular users of cocaine. Why did that happen?

Nothing about this evil freak's plea will ever make that go away. He is forever a man whose small child daughter tested positive for cocaine. Why? Was he molesting her? Nobody knows. Nobody knows otherwise. Everyone knows he's a sick freak, a cuck, a dude who has taken Jamaican jizz, but why did he give his daughter cocaine?

Nobody knows. They just assume the worst.

He didn't just dose her once, he dosed her REGULARLY POTENTIALLY FOR MONTHS

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Everyone knows Cuckieta's nine year old daughter tested positive on levels usually associated with regular users of cocaine. Why did that happen?

Remember that even Rekieta says that "the way you pass a drug test is not doing drugs", which raises questions about why his daughter tested positive on a drug test.

It seems Rekieta accepts the validity of all drug tests except the one that indicates his daughter was exposed to his drugs.

Curious.

 

[AnOminous]

It seems Rekieta accepts the validity of all drug tests except the one that indicates his daughter was exposed to his drugs.

I guess his daughter just shouldn't have done so much cocaine.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I can't wait to see Nick's DJ agreement in the public record in full.

 

[RotPockets]

He didn't just dose her once, he dosed her REGULARLY POTENTIALLY FOR MONTHS

Delusional pathological liar with no skill at it, regularly drugs kids, associates with known pedophiles, serves up family members to the closest degenerate with drugs, household consists of two repugnant whores and a subhuman junkie that were just released from prison…
I’ve seen this all before.

Ends with a severely inadequate punishment due to being in a cucked liberal state. Worst ending ever.

 

[Folgers Can]

It seems Rekieta accepts the validity of all drug tests except the one that indicates his daughter was exposed to his drugs.

Don't worry lads, Nick forgives you for your entirely understandable misconceptions about gas chromatography and mass spectrometry as you are all unwitting and blameless victims of dangerous disinformation that you can never hope to escape as he did:

[X] [A]

Fortunately Nick has taken it upon himself to commit to memory the vast wellspring of state-of-the-art scientific knowledge that is Quora.com, and he alone, true to form as the modern Atlas, will shoulder this tremendous burden for us all. You are forgiven. Peace to you.

 

[Harm]

Isn't Nick the least bit concerned that his daughter had those results? Is he not even slightly concerned regarding the possibility it could be true through no fault of his own? Maybe his daughter really did get into some cocaine which someone else carelessly left out. Why would he sooner jump to "this test is bullshit because Quora" instead of allowing the powers that be to investigate further? How is he so certain in his mind that it couldn't even remotely have a chance of being real and therefore wanting to discover how and why it happened?

It just stinks of him being the responsible party (not even that he necessarily intentionally dosed her, but that he left out some and she got into it) and overcompensating by trying to undermine the entire possibility. It's as if he knows if someone had the means to pry further then they'd find out it's his fault.

It's like he bypasses the natural response a father should have of "who did this to my child?" and went straight to "I need to do everything to debunk this test's credibility." It's ridiculously suspicious.

EDIT: Minor typo.

 

[Melty Butter]

This fuckin' guy: I'll take Aaron's dry chicken parm over Nick's pile of colorless PRISON slop from Nov. 8.