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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 59?


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Bro, Philly teams have been lolcows in various sports for a century now, you think I'm gonna hand you any sympathy? And I don't even fucking care about sports, I just hate having to hear about Mahomes, Kelce, Swift, all of them. I'm perfectly fine with you enjoying your victories, that's understandable, but the last three years have made them as hated as the Pats ever were.
Thank you.

Outside of that World Series from almost 2 decades ago now, and Big Dick Nick upsetting prime Brady, Philly Sports has been nothing but eating shit for a LONG time. Boo fucking hoo that your midwest poverty franchise had nothing going since Vince Lombardi was still alive, you have had more Superbowl appearances than anyone else in the last decade, nobody has any sympathy for you. The fact that anyone other than lowlives like myself are rooting for Philly should tell you how hated your franchise's dominance is.
 
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Mahomo hasn't had a taste of the Vic Fangio experience yet.
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Uh huh, sure buddy.
 
While I don't like Chiefs, my hatred for other NFC East teams trumps all so I hope they win. I don't think they will, I think Eagles are going to win pretty easily because of Saquon.
Also I have to post this because it made me laugh,
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Uh, Mr President, people have been saying the Bills will do a lot of winning in the future for the past 5 years, how much longer are they supposed to wait?
 
Maybe that's why everyone who lives there will stab you with a broken bottle if you pleasantly say "hello" to them.

At least in Killa City, you can exchange pleasantries before the pavement apes start blasting.
Didn’t Kansas City have a mass shooting at their victory parade?
 
Didn’t Kansas City have a mass shooting at their victory parade?
Sort of, it was shortly after. Some urban youths got into it after some Jordans were scuffed or some shit. Bystanders got caught in the crossfire.

The press memory-holed it when it came out that the perps were underage dindu nuffins with criminal records.

ETA: WHY ARE YOU TRASHCANNING ME? I'M RIGHT.
 
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Maybe that's why everyone who lives there will stab you with a broken bottle if you pleasantly say "hello" to them.

At least in Killa City, you can exchange pleasantries before the pavement apes start blasting.
At least Philly isn't the gayest bandwagon imaginable. The idea that KC is any less of a shithole is a pretty funny proposition tho, wasn't it a KC fan who was staging bankheists to afford tickets to Arrowhead? You can accuse Philly Sports fans of a lot, but idt any of us have ever been that criminal.
 
While I don't like Chiefs, my hatred for other NFC East teams trumps all so I hope they win. I don't think they will, I think Eagles are going to win pretty easily because of Saquon.
Also I have to post this because it made me laugh,
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Uh, Mr President, people have been saying the Bills will do a lot of winning in the future for the past 5 years, how much longer are they supposed to wait?
>there exists a timeline where Trump bought the Bills in 2014 instead of running for President

Dark timeline, but Bill’s fans would probably wish for it.
 
At least Philly isn't the gayest bandwagon imaginable. The idea that KC is any less of a shithole is a pretty funny proposition tho, wasn't it a KC fan who was staging bankheists to afford tickets to Arrowhead? You can accuse Philly Sports fans of a lot, but idt any of us have ever been that criminal.
You riot and commit arson after losing (or winning) a championship. You're one tier below the Brazilian favela apes who throw rocks at each other over soccer.
 
Okay but we're all locked in for the Puppy Bowl right?
Also, there's no point speculating who's gonna win the Superbowl because only the PUPPY PREDICTORS can do it. They might get it wrong but that's okay. We'll forgive them won't we? We will.
skip to about halfway point to see puppies
 
At least Philly isn't the gayest bandwagon imaginable. The idea that KC is any less of a shithole is a pretty funny proposition tho, wasn't it a KC fan who was staging bankheists to afford tickets to Arrowhead? You can accuse Philly Sports fans of a lot, but idt any of us have ever been that criminal.
You forget the worst thing. That he was a furry.
 
You forget the worst thing. That he was a furry.
In fairness, I don't think he was an actual furry, no? He just dressed up as the Chiefs' mascot, which is uncomfortably close to resembling some pervert's fursona, mostly just to conceal his identity.
 
You literally had a shooting at your superbowl parade last year
Which is notable, because it rarely happens.

On a side note, I find it fucking hilarious Philly has produced some of the greatest boxers of all time, but most people associate Philly with a fictional boxer (Rocky Balboa)
 
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