🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph, did you put your head in the Shine 'o Ball?

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

The filters have been making him an egg head for years. Well even without filters his head is oddly egg shaped.
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[Elmo]

Egg.

 

[Rage Pig]

Impressive weight loss journey, keep up the good work Piggertits.

 

[jewsernotfound]

holy FUCK he looks weird...wtf

he's super shiny and smooth. he looks like a wax statue of a weird marine.

i'll put in my guess now: after having a taste of socialization on his phone for this brief video, ralph will leave the rehab this week claiming that he's been miraculously healed and the staff doesn't think they can help him further. he'll claim something extravagant in order to deflect like a textbook narcissist, such as, "yeah they actually wanted me to stay on staff and give me a job working at the rehab...in charge of mexican/american relations and working as sort of an official translator but i told them 'bish, i got a cat to take care of' and then i walked right out of the door into my awaiting limo"...fast forward 5-7 days from that moment and pigger tits is cracking a xanax bar in half just out of view of the camera and swallowing it down with a swig of "energy drink"

 

[gaystoner]

The problem with this whole rehab thing is that to really beat addiction you have to find a new way to live. You can't go back to your old job and lifestyle.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Holy fucking jumpscare! He looks like he just did a year of chemo therapy, what the fuck? Completely haggard and hairless. I think he looks extra terrifying and uncanny because he is abusing the fuck out of filters slimming and smoothing his face.

Just goes to show that sometimes weightloss won't make you look better, there's just nothing you can do to ever look normal when you were born a memphis ginger male.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph- if you're going to use all those stupid filters on like 18 apps on your phone, at least also add-in the whitener that all the Indians and Chiners use. It'd fix most of your rashes and not make you look like Clog's wife. (Looking pretty dusky in that vid, buddy!) Be careful though, I hear your buddy Dan is single again, maybe he needs a new poo wife. We already know he can make you humble, or at least horizontal.

Also- solid proof that not only is Ralph not in rehab, but also proof he couldn't even control his ego enough to pretend he's in rehab another couple of weeks until the Super Bowl. SAD! Pathetic!

 

[Truly Rural]

He looks awful. He should never cut his hair and shave his face ever again. That shit serves to conceal this shit. Some people say he looks younger but in Ralph's case this is just a detriment. Who want's to look like an overgrown downie kid with rosacea @ 40?

 

[Tiger Jack]

The problem with this whole rehab thing is that to really beat addiction you have to find a new way to live. You can't go back to your old job and lifestyle.

It really shows you where his mindset is. Even in rehab he can't stay off twitter, stoking his various blood feuds. What he really needs is rehab from the internet.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, I think beating the smug retard out of Ralph (impossible) would be a good first step to getting him from melting what's left of his brain. Giving him little retard victories like this is just going to result in an immediate return to the Ralphacycle.

 

[alan thicke]

Excited to see Ralph entering his Zippy the Pinhead era.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Excited to see Ralph entering his Zippy the Pinhead era.

R Crumb's gonna come out of retirement just to sue Ralph at this point.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

All the filters in the world can’t hide what you really are

 

[Xev]

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All the filters in the world can’t hide what you really are

The man is absolutely grotesque. I especially hate how his belly button looks like a gaping asshole.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

The end times are here, the Sektur burns in the flames of Ralpha wrath.

 

[Mynameisdark]

I don't know what's the weirdest admission in the Twitter video. That "staff" weren't initially going to let Ralph watch the AFC championship game, but they were gonna let him watch the Superbowl apparently.

Or Ralph doesn't know when he'll be released from the rehab program. That's pretty strange to not know. People with lives would like to get back to them.

I did believe he went to a treatment facility but now I'm not so sure. A shower and shave, does not sobriety make.

 

[Braphamut]

What will the filters morph Ralph into next time?

 

[jewsernotfound]

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ethan is alive and posted a 1-minute video on Twitter being very smug about the Kansas City Chiefs (his favorite football team) defeating the Buffalo Bills (Harry Morris' favorite football team) today. The forum is experiencing technical difficulties at the moment so I cannot provide a local archive but he looks like a hostage making a ransom video.

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He says he demanded his phone back and was a nuisance to staff until they let him use it to make and post the video. He does not provide an estimated date for returning to streaming.

You can view the video here:

https://xcancel.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1883711741391249706#m

Tweet archive

Fucking hell, he’s Gunt Headroom!