Aaron Imholte / Steel Toe Morning/Evening Show / "The Toe Boys" / r/steeltoeboringshow - Disgraced Minnesotan radio host turned racist Internet shock jock. Cuckold chef de Spaghetti-os, "2-2" boxing "coach". Has a legion of a-logs. Lost his wife to a coke addict he played "Strip Twister" with. Fined $50 for sharing nudes of Kayla Rekieta.

LOL Nick plead guilty to 3rd degree posession. All other charges dropped. Kayla and April charges dropped.

Fat L for the toe.

You dont think Toe wanted them all to get hard time? hes been dreaming up fantasies for Nicks conviction for months. You gotta believe hes disappointed in this outcome, no?

Hes seething and you know it.

Another win for the T-err... TOE XISTERS.... is.... is what he says t-true??? N-Not like this Toeski Broskis.... Not like this....
 
Contrary to what a lot of people seem to think all of a sudden and feel they need to aLog Aaron with, it was clear from the start that as a family father with deep roots in the community (lol) and no prior criminal record, in addition to being white, Nick would get out of this with minimal punishment.

Because that is what happens in EVERY first offense drug possession case. Anything else would actually punish the children more than the parents and no court will rob children of BOTH their parents for a simple possession case.

The biggest L for Aaron in all of this was his moronic decision to send a picture of Kayla to Geno and give Nick the ammunition to punish him. Which, lets be honest about it, could have been solved by just giving him a beating instead of snitching to the Police. (I would actually respect Nick if he had just taken a baseball bat and given Aaron some punishment, stolen his phone to delete all his pictures and cloud storage, and left it at that and never talked about it.)

As much as I enjoy watching Nick contort himself and squirm trying to talk his way out of his charges, it has zero impact on Aaron. They both equally ruined their lives, only that one person is really doing their best to hurt the other.
 
Can Geno decline to testify in a criminal trial? After he made statements to the police?

Genuinely asking
Yes, they can try to subpoena him but the state has no power over him since he resides in another state.
If Geno does not want to show up, there is nothing they can do about it other than wave a stick at him.
 
Nick would get out of this with minimal punishment.
The punishment is that he nuked his reputation, brain, body, fan base, paypigs, and so on though. He's been going this long without stream income but it cost him a house, odds are his parents are still financing him to some degree, how much is anyone's guess but that's finite, and he drank himself retarded and is a junkie, so I guess I'm saying it's gonna be an interesting year, but Aaron is mostly spent, he'll go the way of the Drexel soon enough. Unless Nick keeps going on about his dick or cum that is.
 
Can Geno decline to testify in a criminal trial? After he made statements to the police?

Genuinely asking
Yes, they can try to subpoena him but the state has no power over him since he resides in another state.
If Geno does not want to show up, there is nothing they can do about it other than wave a stick at him.

Unfortunately for Aaron it's not that simple. Let's assume for the moment that, based on Geno flat-out declaring last week that he's "never going out there" to take the stand "wherever the fuck it is" and based on how chummy Keanu and Aaron have been lately, they would throw any subpoena on the ground and forever tell the Stearns County Attorney to pound sand, rather than simply snake Aaron the second April pokes her head out again and urges them to like they've done before. Leaving aside more lax civil rules that would come into play whenever Nick eventually decides to take Aaron to the cleaners like what is about to happen to Destiny, in criminal cases the Biscontes' refusal would invoke an almost century-old system of interstate compacts that most definitely can drag them across state lines should the need arise.

At first blush it appeared optimistic that the pertinent compact is missing one of two critical states in this instance:

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Unif. Act to Secure the Attendance of Witnesses From Without a State in Crim. Proc. § 3 (Unif. L. Comm’n 1936)

However, on a closer look it really boils down to the content of each state's essentially similar provisions being enough to allow each other reciprocity. For starters there is New Jersey's enactment of the pertinent uniform act, which lays out the straightforward process for another state to certify the need for compulsory process and obtain a New Jersey court's order for its residents to appear:

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N.J. Stat. § 2A:81-19

Obviously the underlined portion would ensure reciprocity for any state that enacted the uniform act, but its wording is intentionally broad in its inclusion of other states with essentially similar provisions, which would include the Minnesota statute that was not listed among the 1936 uniform act's enactments only because it was passed earlier in 1935 with obvious inspiration from the movement leading up to drafting of the uniform act:

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Minn. Stat. § 634.06

With reciprocity thereby guaranteed, the Stearns County prosecutor would only need to move for the Stearns County judge to rubber-stamp the appropriate certification to New Jersey, and then at best have the local DA's office in New Jersey conduct the local filing and hearing for them (which can often happen as a professional courtesy) or otherwise pay for locally licensed counsel to do so, all the while postponing Aaron's trial as necessary until the material witness' compliance can be secured:

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Minn. Stat. § 634.07

This sort of thing happens all the time and would be nothing new to prosecutors with as much annual volume as the over 10,000 criminal cases annually filed in Stearns County, whose drug interdiction caseload comes almost entirely from Chicago gangs after all. The question is not whether the Biscontes can be forced to testify, but simply whether the prosecutors will bother to devote enough time and expense to obtaining that virtual certainty in the first place. With the sense of overcommitment that comes with the press attention surrounding the start of this case and with Janelle Kendall's public profile holding herself out as such a feminist hero that would make a case like this seem right up her alley, I wouldn't be quite so cavalier as Aaron in betting everything that they just won't bother to do their job, but we'll see if the bold strategy pays off for him.
 
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Thanks for the summary. Very informative.

I somehow doubt they would go to this length for a case in which the felony charge is very questionable already.
But we'll see what happens.
I wouldn't expect Geno to be a co-operative witness under those circumstances even if they did go to all that trouble.
 
I have a friend who works for the feds and he let me know that a US Marshals taskforce is already in the works. Geno will get on that zoom call at gunpoint if that's what it takes. Stearns County is pulling out all the stops when it comes to getting that sick fuck Aaron off the streets. Thankfully, the justice system is defnitely never late, gay, and disappointing. They also have nothing better to do.
 
Wouldn't they just have the Biscuits testify by zoom?

Not on these facts. There's been a circuit split on this that the Supreme Court recently declined to resolve, but in Minnesota courts and in the Eighth Circuit where Minnesota is situated, it would take some huge public policy interest like preventing traumatization of child victims writ large or protecting the public from the height of a pandemic for Zoom trial testimony to comport with the Confrontation Clause. Mere inconvenience and expense of having to drag an uncooperative witness into court, without more, is categorically never enough:

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U.S. v. Bordeaux, 400 F.3d 548 (8th Cir. 2005)

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State v. Tate, 969 N.W.2d 378, 386 (Minn. App. 2022), aff'd, State v. Tate, 985 N.W.2d 291 (Minn. 2023)
 
Geno's flat broke, he can't afford a trip out to Minnesota. Even if they paid him, Geno is also lazy and a drunk, and he'd probably spend the money on booze and then mysteriously be offline for a week or two. The only time he had a job was leeching off of Cumia at Compound.

If it comes to a jury trial, who are you going to believe? A husked out, catatonic, wreck of a body, the zombie woman Qayla? Or are you going to believe America's sweetheart, The Toe?
 
It's possible that they will sub-penis Geno half way across the country, but as a practical matter that kind of stuff is generally reserved for serious or organized crime. They would have to be extremely mad at Aaron to do it in this circumstance, moreover their case is shit. Kayla is definitely a necessary witness and there is no way to keep the Nick unauthorized access shit out. Once the jury sees how tangled of a web there is between the Toe and the Cracketas there's no way they convict. If they push him to trial it's a "the punishment is the process" thing.
 
Geno's flat broke, he can't afford a trip out to Minnesota. Even if they paid him, Geno is also lazy and a drunk, and he'd probably spend the money on booze and then mysteriously be offline for a week or two. The only time he had a job was leeching off of Cumia at Compound.
I think it's questionable they even have personal jurisdiction over him, unless he has some other contacts with Minnesota than someone sending him an unsolicited nude. If he's unwilling, I don't see how they can compel him. And even if they can, forcing an unwilling witness to testify has a way of resulting in testimony you may not like.
 
With reciprocity thereby guaranteed, the Stearns County prosecutor would only need to move for the Stearns County judge to rubber-stamp the appropriate certification to New Jersey, and then at best have the local DA's office in New Jersey conduct the local filing and hearing for them (which can often happen as a professional courtesy) or otherwise pay for locally licensed counsel to do so, all the while postponing Aaron's trial as necessary until the material witness' compliance can be secured:
I don't see a judge in NJ or MN allowing this over a retarded case. Geno and Keanu can claim it's a massive hardship to travel and lodge themselves 1000 miles from home on their own dime.

I wouldn't expect Geno to be a co-operative witness under those circumstances even if they did go to all that trouble.
Another issue. This isn't going to be worth the squeeze for the DA.
 
The biggest L for Aaron in all of this was his moronic decision to send a picture of Kayla to Geno and give Nick the ammunition to punish him. Which, lets be honest about it, could have been solved by just giving him a beating instead of snitching to the Police. (I would actually respect Nick if he had just taken a baseball bat and given Aaron some punishment, stolen his phone to delete all his pictures and cloud storage, and left it at that and never talked about it.)
Nick is a strung out crackhead. A baseball bat is thicker than his upper arm.

Asking him to pick up a bat and swing it at someone is akin to asking him to pick up a full size gun safe. He can't do it.
 
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