Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
They have done this before, when they totally broke up in July-ish, same scenario and Emily was answering DMs from haydurs then.

I watched Belinda's live this afternoon and she said The Ankle had DMd Emily on Instagram, that's when I knew for certain this was fake as fuck. (It was in a screenshot in AF's video)

The Ankle who has been calling Emily a murderer and fueling those death threats she's claiming to get, or "Go kill yourself" comments for months??? This is who she's talking to? LMFAO.

Why would she talk to the people who are the reason for her break up and the shit she's in currently.

Oh and then Amberlynn DMd Zachary Michael, the haydurs don't seem to recognise when they're being played and dare I say milked by Amberlynn.
Good point. The only thing that comes to mind to explain why is that, given as a fact the breakup is true, Emily answers the DM of one of the reactors who goes harder on Hamber. The fact she is communicating with the ankle could well be an Nth manipulation tactic, speaking with the reactor that speaks shit about Amber and Emily the most because he should be inclined to be more fair towards Emily for information grasping sake, and at the same time try to manipulate Amber not to tell stuff about her online using the ankle as a connection that would absolutely damage her.
I'm curious to see how it turns out.

If the doxxing has gone as far as people contacting the father of Emily's child, maybe it could've been the straw that broke the camel's back. That's the only thing I guess would make a feeder run away..
 
does anyone remember the post or DM in the beginning where someone asked Emily if she was a feeder or into feederism and she said no? and she recently tried to say it was Colleen that got her into it which isn't true.

if they really did break up people will still be stalking Emily to see who the next person is and see if she finds another feedee, how long it takes her to move on, if she speeds up someone else's death.
 
I only turned Amber's live on long enough to hear her wetly going "sniff sniff sniff" and turned it off.
Perhaps I am too old for this shit, but if I was within arm's reach of someone who was going through something and turned on a camera to make sure the whole world saw the tears plus sat there sniffing up snot like a toddler instead of blowing their nose?
Nothing on this earth would be able to stop me from physically checking their behavior.

Amber is 34 years old.
Are we going to get a midlife crisis? Is this the crisis?
Boring and tedious in any case.
 
Lol, this is such performative bullshit. I’ll believe it if this lasts longer than a couple weeks. She did this same thing with Jade when she was getting a lot of shit.
She also did this shit with Emily just 6 months ago. "Everyone pretends to care about me, bool!.... BOOL!!!"

We could have had an arc where Amber balloons to a 1000lbs and suffers the consequences of being with her loving girlfriend. A true karmic end.
If true, we're now probably going to get the ending where Ambo goes back to dating her mom again... DAMNIT. (At least Ambo doesn't fuck any of her gorlfriends, thank God for small miracles).

Fakest breakup ever. This has Emily's grifting all over it though, she's trying to monetize Amber so hard it's not even subtle at this point. She's treating Amber like the dairy lolcow that she is but she's trying to sell what little milk Amber produces and she has no idea how to run a business.
I wonder if this was all Emily's grift, and Ambo isn't quite in on it? Like, she gets to wind up Ambo, drive up engagement (more money), and then Emily can create new terms for Amber if they continue the relationship (to give Emily more control)? But instead Ambo went into panic mode, started being the psycho bitch she is, and now Emily's wondering if it's worth it to continue this grift?
 
Amberlynn expects us to believe she's a BPDgorlie yet didn't have a COMPLETE FUCKING MELTDOWN when they broke up? Let's get fucking real
For real.
Unless behind the scenes she’s throwing glasses of soda at the wall á la Lucas Werner or getting wasted and threatening suicide unless Emily Franz comes back under her gunt.
If Emily is to believe, Amber was quick to threaten revenge, however. But that’s just a sign of a narcissist ego injury imho. Or fake and gay.
 
Screenshot 2025-01-27 at 8.00.06 AM.png

These normies have no idea how to milk a cow. Good God, get a grip and a fucking hobby.

EDIT:
For real.
Unless behind the scenes she’s throwing glasses of soda at the wall á la Lucas Werner or getting wasted and threatening suicide unless Emily Franz comes back under her gunt.
Exactly! She would be threatening suicide. She would be making hundreds of calls, texts, and video calls. She would be begging and pleading while tears and snot hang off her fat face. She wouldn't want anyone to know they broke up until she was positive she couldn't manipulate her back into a relationship. Amber being single means Mamalynn is her #1 and you know she would need Mommy by her side to lick her seeping leg wounds.

I don't believe any of it.
 
Last edited:
Ahhh...time is ever so fleeting...
especially when you're a fat fuck, lmao.
The porcine princess graced us with two livestreams. I'm hoping a lot of the time will be just be taken up by her brain buffering so I'm having an easier time of it.
Goddamn you guys. Post the link for the live.
Alright. This'll be the first time I actually watch Amber livestreams, I've always relied on highlight reels and summaries before.

Lmao bitch got dumped

This stream opens with Amber sitting on her couch, the footage grainy as fuck. Spergs about the lighting making her look like a mess and not the fact that she's ugly as sin. The chat is a mix of people showing concern and people making fun of her lard ass and the fact she got dumped. Fiddles with her lights.

She gets a bunch of notifications on her phone, in between looking at those, she answers a question saying that she hasn't smoked, not since she started semaglutide.

Says that Tuesday will be when she streams for members. More spergs about her shitty lighting and moves the stream to her living room. We then have to wait a bit as she needs to get a table, during this we also see her putting her pathetic tits on display in the center of the shot (already fishing for a new one are we?). Extended sequence of nothing, followed by the realization the lighting is just as shitty. She then tilts her camera back for some reason (tf u hiding bitch?)

Says for the n-th time that she's behind with her vlogs, followed by metulz sperging. This goes on for some time. Says how she's still on semaglutide. Gives more details about what her members only livestream would entail...naming no program at all, saying it would probably be more of that unstructured mess that just happened. Great sales pitch.

Twonk side eye

Is it just me or is Twinkie looking massive?
Says she won't answer any questions that make her uncomfortable or affect her mentulz™️. Claims to not have any alcohol in her house, and picks up her phone again. Irrelevant questions like whether she's been crying and if she's texting Alexis.
Forlorn Fatty
Suffer fatty.
And yes, she has been crying, likely because her caretaker slipped through her finger. Someone finally tells her to turn off her notification sound. She obviously doesn't want to admit that her and Emily Franz broke up. Most of the time she just sits there and read comments patting her ass. Someone suggests she play Fortnine, that'd ought to help her feel better. LMAOOO, someone points out just how many people said no to the livestream, to which she says:

"Yeah, so many people said yes though, my glass is half full not half empty, I have to look at it that way."
The fucking lardassity of this bitch. Man she really is just reading all the asskissing comments isn't she? Reads some medical term, and announces she will do another livestream later.

Another chatter suggests she "hang out with a friend" among other things to distract herself. Lmao which ones? Agrees that it was a horrible live stream.

End of the first stream.
Alright, whining, looking for sympathy and a whole bunch of nothing. Not sure what I expected.


Hambler is live again
TIme for the second one. Not expecting anything after that first one.

Opening to her looking forlorn again. And apologizes for being late. Says she's been cryeeen so much. Doesn't wanna get into why she's cryeen. "You look like you choked on a potato." hm. Finally admits they broke up, but tries to say its because of online hate (and not because the allegations are 100% true and incontestable.)

Says she can't walk away from YouTube because it's her "job". Says she'd need a year long break. Recalls the recent events and how sad it makes her. Claims she won't move on fast (because the days of hauling fat dubm lesbian caretakers are over.)

Likens her "online hate" to "torture". Lotta asskissing comments in this one as well. BAhahahah, some chat member urges her not to turn to alcohol or food. Says the "rumors" got too much for Emily Franz (read: her degeneracy was broadcast to everyone.) Says she doesn't know how to move on and can't grow online.

SAYS SHE'D LIKE A REAL JOB, BAHAHAHAHA. Ffs fatty blow your fucking nose. Says she might "give up" the idea of wieght loss as a result of this (but...we're already there.) "Genuinely just rot in bed." Bedbound arc final chapter confirmed?!?!?! Some idiot gives her a book recommendation for her BDP, thinking that she reads/cares to improve herself.

Says that she doesn't want drama with Emily Franz (we'll see how long it takes before the accusations come in). Says she wouldn't even know where to go from youtube (job wise). Also says she won't be dating anyone anytime soon. She genuinely thinks there's so many people relying on her. Yeah ok. Insists that the breakup is not her fault.

Lmao someone genuinely thinks she's wanting to get a job and lists possible opportunities for you. "Youtube has ruined me." Ain't that the truth. When answering a question about reaction channels, she says that the "sympathy bone" line was one of her biggest regrets.

Someone says that she does nothing during this livestream and she's genuinely confused as to what they'd expect her to do. Says she has a consultation with her tharapist on the 31st.

What the fuck there's a good 4 minutes left but she's already announcing the next stream. 10yrs in the business Amber can't answer how to become a member. Says all future live streams will be member's only. Isn't completely sure, but thinks the paywall will stop the haydurs.
And that's the end.
That took too long. A significant portion of these streams are just Amber sniffling, whining, reading asspatting comments, and doing stuff on her phone. Absolute waste of time, and anyone donating money to her, whether for asspats or to sperg at her, is dumb as bricks.

So the feeder era supposedly comes to an end. Sure hope it was worth it. The stupid gifts. The Bilirubin Eyesore concert. Getting to sit on Emily Franz' face. Of course it wasn't.

You killed Rarity for this. For your LARP fantasy, for a caretaker you didn't even get to keep. For the sake of extending your stay with some degenerate freak.

You shed more tears over losing your fucked up watered down murderer than your pet, that you, foul miscreation, claim was like a child to you.

The only thing that'll ever cover up the stench of double felicide (and your actual B.O.) will be the sulfurous seas in hell where you'll burn for the rest of eternity.


ETA: That is, of course, if this break up is legit. Also spelling.
 
Last edited:
I know I'm late, but I looked at Amber's merch store.


Low effort and overpriced. She has literally YEARS worth of inside jokes that she could cash in on, but all she could come up with was "merch" "merch moment," "Dainty Gorl" and "Twinkee Starr"? (Merch and merch moment sound like something the fulfilment company would put on samples).

I bet it took Amber Emily no more than an hour or two to get that stuff "designed," priced, and submitted.
 
Low effort and overpriced. She has literally YEARS worth of inside jokes that she could cash in on, but all she could come up with was "merch" "merch moment," "Dainty Gorl" and "Twinkee Starr"? (Merch and merch moment sound like something the fulfilment company would put on samples).
If it doesn't say "molment" it's not true Amberlynn Reid merch. Accept no imitations!
 
I know I'm late, but I looked at Amber's merch store.


Low effort and overpriced. She has literally YEARS worth of inside jokes that she could cash in on, but all she could come up with was "merch" "merch moment," "Dainty Gorl" and "Twinkee Starr"? (Merch and merch moment sound like something the fulfilment company would put on samples).

I bet it took Amber Emily no more than an hour or two to get that stuff "designed," priced, and submitted.
Rate me autistic if wrong but the “merch” and “merch moment” boring ass AeSTheTic shit was pre-Emily. Pretty sure it was when she was leaning in to Jade’s style since she doesn’t have her own. Lots of beige and white.
Emily came up with the brightly colored bullshit “hecticana” “girlypop” stuff, which I don’t care enough to find out where she is selling it.
 
Absolutely LOLing at the fact that now she wants to walk away from youtube, and wishes soo bad she could get a normal job so she can stop getting boolied on the internet. Almost like fatal should've saved money from all those years ago, and lost weight, and this couldve been avoided. Now its "I want to walk away but I'm scared"
She could, in theory, after posting this cancel the paid livestreams, ride out the "scho ahead scheduled videos" if shes got more and just go type up a resume. Shes got no skills, is so big she cant function in almost any entry level job in the area and shes gotta figure out transportation unless she somehow finds a work from home job. Shes got no higher education worth anything and shes solidly in her 30s now.
She spent the last ten years giving herself asspats for only gaining 100lbs in a year and blaming her audience for everything, and she will spend the next 10 years doing the same thing, until she dies. This isn't a wakeup call, just like getting cancer wasn't a wakeup call. and its worse than way back when, because shes not making NEARLY as much money. Amber is 34, and at one point was making BANK. She could've gone to inpatient, gone to therapy, got better, bought a house, settled with someone who wasnt a feeder, and lived a normal life.
i dont think that anyone could really fathom how much cash this woman got at one point for doing next to nothing. Amber could have actually become a success story like some trisha paytas flavored my 600 lb life episode and now shes squarely on track to keep doing youtube till shes moving back in with mom or renting a room with people and ends up being a greeter at wommart in a few years.
 
She could, in theory, after posting this cancel the paid livestreams, ride out the "scho ahead scheduled videos" if shes got more and just go type up a resume. Shes got no skills, is so big she cant function in almost any entry level job in the area and shes gotta figure out transportation unless she somehow finds a work from home job. Shes got no higher education worth anything and shes solidly in her 30s now.
I can see her falling for one of the "work from home" check cashing scams, losing thousands of dollars and getting arrested.
 
She could, in theory, after posting this cancel the paid livestreams, ride out the "scho ahead scheduled videos" if shes got more and just go type up a resume. Shes got no skills, is so big she cant function in almost any entry level job in the area and shes gotta figure out transportation unless she somehow finds a work from home job. Shes got no higher education worth anything and shes solidly in her 30s now.

i dont think that anyone could really fathom how much cash this woman got at one point for doing next to nothing. Amber could have actually become a success story like some trisha paytas flavored my 600 lb life episode and now shes squarely on track to keep doing youtube till shes moving back in with mom or renting a room with people and ends up being a greeter at wommart in a few years.
First, no matter how much the Internet tries to force fat acceptance down our throats, just looking at her would be a no go for getting a job. Nobody is going to hire her and they would find any excuse to avoid the real truth. Also most jobs now check out your online presence, she cannot hide from that. In multiple ways she is a liability. She has no skills or degree. I'm sure most would rather be short staffed that agree to hire that and her only option without YouTube is to go on disability which I'm sure she would do. She would struggle to pay her bills and Uber eats I think they get less than 2k a month.

Edit or feeder sites
 
So is Emily getting a cut from the streams? Also, probably a bad look to release merch that was designed by your ex, so she either scraped the idea, or if she releases it in the future we know exactly who is running the brand now (and we know Big Al does not run).

I'm just confused about their business strategy, obviously neither of them care much about the brand's image so I assume they just want to make a quick buck. The thing about that is: Big Al is horrible with finances, she already managed to piss away all of her saving (which I assume grew pretty hefty at her prime), what makes Emily think she won't do the same with the merch and stream revenue?

My little tinfoil theory is that Emily doesn't recieve a cut from the majority of it, and she's fine with it since she knows Big Al will use it on food, so it's kind of like an indirect pay pig situation type deal.

Edit to add:

No job will hire her without a driver's license, even if the position doesn't require you to drive. A) You need an ID, duh? B) Most employers want you to have reliable transportation, and since there is no way she would take public transport, Uber and Lyft won't do it for long if she is working on an entry-level salary.
 
Last edited:
How is anybody saying this is not real? She can not act that well

Also crazy that YouNow is still around, Drachenlord still shows up when googling them even though he has not streamed there for five years
View attachment 6910505
She would be having the biggest fucking mental breakdown if fed Bundy actually left her. Cmon now
 
Back