Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[FamicomGorby]

How long before the "Can you pwease prosecute the case for me Judge? Hardin is a meanie and I'm just fuckin stupid ya hona." motion?

Fucking Judge told him directly that Hardin didn't violate the SPO and now he's frantically ignoring that while failing to find the boilerplate standard protective order that he agreed to.

Also was curious and looked up the clerk he contacted

https://www.utd.uscourts.gov/contact

So not the clerk of court but in the clerk's office, maybe Greer just has their email from the 10th circuit case.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Just pathetic behavior from shitlips. Can't wait for him to be reminded that the protective order needed Greer to mark the witnesses as confidential, not for Hardin to do it for him.

I hope they Judge doesn't explain yet again because the milk must flow

If Russ finally learns, Hardin should start marking every email "CONFIDENTIAL-ATTORNEY'S EYES ONLY" so Russell can't keep filing his "harassing" notices without getting sanctioned himself.

And the trolls should start marking their pictures of Hitler "CONFIDENTIAL-ATTORNEY'S EYES ONLY" so Russ can't file those either!

 

[Swole McPole]

You could argue, maybe, that an address can be covered by an SPO (and there are cases, sure, but I don't think this is one) but this faggot didn't even provide the addresses. Hardin had to find them himself. (I forget if he supplied one.

Greer included what appears to be his own phone number and full Las Vegas address in his Jan 21st Objection to the Order Granting Sanctions.

Perhaps he thinks the court should also face sanctions for their failure to remove these on publication?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Null said we aren't supposed to help Greer, but surely this is an exceptional case where friendly Kiwi archivists can help a retard out.

I have used image steganography to encode the entire Standard Protective Order text into this handy, easily downloadable PNG. To view the text, simply drop the image into the "host image" section of the online steganography tool, check the "Decode this image" box, and click the blue "Steganogra-fy!" button.



Assuming KF's upload did not modify the image, you should have the entire SPO at your fingertips. No messy Google or PACER search needed!

(In the interests of expediting this case, I give Hardin and Judge Bennett full permission to use my work product. They can email it to Russ directly, saving judicial resources and bandwidth putting the formal SPO as an exhibit to a motion/order.)

 

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Assuming KF's upload did not modify the image, you should have the entire SPO at your fingertips. No messy Google or PACER search needed!

Good job, you weren't kidding

 

[FamicomGorby]

Null said we aren't supposed to help Greer, but surely this is an exceptional case where friendly Kiwi archivists can help a retard out.

I have used image steganography to encode the entire Standard Protective Order text into this handy, easily downloadable PNG. To view the text, simply drop the image into the "host image" section of the online steganography tool, check the "Decode this image" box, and click the blue "Steganogra-fy!" button.

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Assuming KF's upload did not modify the image, you should have the entire SPO at your fingertips. No messy Google or PACER search needed!

(In the interests of expediting this case, I give Hardin and Judge Bennett full permission to use my work product. They can email it to Russ directly, saving judicial resources and bandwidth putting the formal SPO as an exhibit to a motion/order.)

All legal advice to Greer will now be given in the form of pictures of Hitler

 

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Also was curious and looked up the clerk he contacted
https://www.utd.uscourts.gov/contact

So not the clerk of court but in the clerk's office, maybe Greer just has their email from the 10th circuit case.

If you will allow me to schizopost; Greer namedropped that specific woman to remind everyone of the 10th circuit's ruling on his appeal, and to nudge the judge to do the right thing and order the Bailiff to whack Josh and Hardin's peepees.

 

[DHugo]

Who's going to file the N-word first?
Greer (Submitting a kiwi troll exhibit)
Hardin (Submitting Greer's email)
The Judge (Had enough of this shit)

You know, the judge might be a real contender now.

 

[goblin enby]

The upcoming motion for sanctions against defendants is going to be the greatest piece of legal work in American history.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Assuming KF's upload did not modify the image, you should have the entire SPO at your fingertips. No messy Google or PACER search needed!

This might be the most wonderful example of steganography I've ever seen. NO IDEA you could dump in that much text.

But you forgot to list your post as "CONFIDENTIAL - FOR ATTORNEY'S EYES ONLY - NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION OUTSIDE THE GREATER EAST-ASIAN CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE"

 

[FamicomGorby]

The upcoming motion for sanctions against defendants is going to be the greatest piece of legal work in American history.

Well if he reads this thread he'll already have the standard protective order and can get to work on it right away. He'll probably ask for sanctions that equal whatever amount Hardin told him so he can just argue that the sanctions against him are mooted.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Good job, you weren't kidding

Sir, I would never joke about protecting sensitive information, or about pictures of Adolf Hitler.

Fun fact: there's a shorter, much neater SPO for cases filed after Dec 1, 2023. This suit has dragged on for so many years, they changed the SPO in the middle of it.

All legal advice to Greer will now be given in the form of pictures of Hitler

What makes you think it wasn't always? I bet all those "harassing" emails were actually lawyers secretly giving Russ pro bono work, he's just ashamed he didn't follow their advice after decoding the pictures of Hitler they sent.

 

[lol cow supreme]

He verbally confirmed that he understood the Judges instruction during the zoom hearing. I don't see how he can possibly get around that.

No! The noise you heard that you and your disablist prejudiced ilk heard was NOT a sound of confirmation, but was my clear disability that the judge ignored!

 

[obsdj]

sanctions that equal whatever amount Hardin told him

Oh yeah, tomorrow's the deadline for that. Then two more weeks for them to "negotiate" with each other before Hardin files it with the court, and then one further week for Greer to cobble together yet another spittle-flecked response, and finally the judge decides.

It's so great that this is playing out like kindergarteners fighting over a toy, and they can't get along or share so mommy just comes over and takes the toy.

 

[ScooterL]

and the rules where you can find its full text and read it.

Russell just told the court he couldn't be assed to read the rule cited in the scheduling order:

 

[AnOminous]

"Your Honor, I don't have a copy of the SPO, I'm too retarded to figure out what it means, but I'm definitely sure the Defendants violated it."

This fucking retard.

"Your Honor, I know you directed me to the rule, and even a video that explained in small words even a retard could understand, but I just didn't feel like it, so tell me again."

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No! The noise you heard that you and your disablist prejudiced ilk heard was NOT a sound of confirmation, but was my clear disability that the judge ignored!

If you (or anyone) haven't been paying attention to the main Russ thread there is some wonderful if aged milk to be found, thanks to @Useful_Mistake's unlimited patience and limited budget, on a case that started after this one and concluded before this one. I reproduce a fun part from a post here:

So basically Russ partially loses because he was being retarded.

In that case, Russ admitted that he doesn't check his mail because it's too hard to get to the post office more than once a month or so. The United States built the most amazing postal service the world has ever seen, one that will deliver anything to damn near any person in the entire USA for less than a buck, including his house, and then goes out of his way to get a PO box and never check it.

Anyway, Rodriguez v. Fiesta Palms sounds like it's a banger of a case, maybe up there with Greer v. Sweaty Palms.

I'm also enjoying that whatever clerk he found to badger diligently checked the docket for an SPO, and said they couldn't find one. Instead of, you know, replying that the SPO is a damn standard form you can find in a half a second google search. This indicates that Greer has been pestering them for quite awhile.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I have used image steganography to encode the entire Standard Protective Order text into this handy, easily downloadable PNG. To view the text, simply drop the image into the "host image" section of the online steganography tool, check the "Decode this image" box, and click the blue "Steganogra-fy!" button.

You magnificent bastard. Well done.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

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Disappointed at the lack of chewing but at least the judge was, for once, efficient.