Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[zFlarex]

I don't think people realize just how little progress is being made on the "game".

The last update with a game mechanic was in September 22, 2016, the Matchmaking elimination method. It has been 4 months, 20 days (excluding today) since that update was last released.

The progress being made can be summarize into the following topics.

Fixing bugs and causing new bugs.

Changed the appearance of the Phantom Girl.
Fixed a typo in the dating minigame.
Brightened up the texture of the white paths around the school.
Updated the texture that appears on a student’s face when they are blushing.
Replaced the copyrighted bike ride music with original music.
Fixed inaccurate student portraits.

Having over 15 new bugs in the bug fixing build.

2:45 PM Update: There were a lot of bugs in the builds that I uploaded last night, so I’ve uploaded another new build with several more bug fixes. Scroll down to the bottom of this post to read about all of the new bug fixes.

Adding core features

Added Mission Mode.
Added debug command for killing all students. - I'd just like to point out this had already been in the game but wasn't on the list.
Added a new hairstyle for Yandere-chan.
Added 13 new commands to the debug menu.
Adjusted Mission Mode so that the black-and-red school uniform is the default uniform for that mode.
Put the katana into a locked display case instead of letting it sit out in the open. The player must locate a key in order to unlock the display case. It is currently very easy to locate the key – but, in the future, it won’t be so easy.

Working on Osana

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Osana publicly started being developed on October 1, 2016, you can tell however it started earlier based on the fact that he already had the assets for Osana.

I didn’t want this Halloween minigame to take up too much of my time, so I imposed a time limit on myself; I gave myself only 7 days to create this minigame. (Even then, I split my time 50% between Osana and the minigame; progress was still being made on Osana the entire time.) Now that this minigame is finished, I’ll go back to focusing on Osana 100%.

This raises the question, how the fuck can EvaXephon be making progress with Osana if he is supposed to be waiting for assets?
12 hours of waiting?
12 hours of "optimizing" code?
12 hours of streaming?

Working on Yandere Simulator 12 hours a day.

Focusing on Osana 100%.

Progress was still being made on Osana the entire time.

Huge leaps of progress with Osana.

I intend to dedicate all of my time to Osana at least the next two weeks.

It has been 4 months and 10 days (excluding today), and EvaXephon has only managed to add her Monday routine (which isn't even completed).

Streaming

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You may of thought when I mentioned "12 hours of streaming", that I was joking. However, on his private streams it is possible to check when he last streamed thanks to the API, his data can be viewed over here.

At the time of writing this post it shows:

{
  "channel": {
    "id": "2809065",
    "title": "Eva X Vidya",
    "picture": {
      "90x90": "https://ustvstaticcdn1-a.akamaihd.net/images/defaults/channel_90x90:4.png",
      "66x66": "https://ustvstaticcdn1-a.akamaihd.net/images/defaults/channel_66x66:4.png",
      "48x48": "https://ustvstaticcdn1-a.akamaihd.net/images/defaults/channel_48x48:4.png"
    },
    "description": "",
    "tags": [],
    "url": "eva-x-vidya",
    "status": "offair",
    "last_broadcast_at": 1486273561,
    "tinyurl": "http://ustre.am/bMLv",
    "stats": {
      "follower": 6,
      "viewer_total": 6335,
      "video": 0
    },
    "thumbnail": {
      "live": "https://ustvstaticcdn1-a.akamaihd.net/images/defaults/channel_192x108:4.png"
    },
    "autorecord": {
      "type": "private",
      "days": null
    },
    "owner": {
      "id": "3914528",
      "username": "EvaXephon",
      "picture": "https://ustvstaticcdn1-a.akamaihd.net/images/defaults/user_48x48:3.png"
    },
    "locks": {}
  }
}

It shows his last stream was at 1486273561, which is just a UNIX timestamp, when converted it shows he last did his own private stream on: Sunday 05 Feb 2017.

YandereDev has his private website setup to constantly check whether there is a stream on the following:

1. UStream - where he current streams at the data I posted above.
   
2. Hitbox - which seems to be inactive as he lasted streamed on Friday, 16 Sept 2016.
3. Twitch EvaXephon
4. Twitch NastySoda
5. If the following are unavailable it'll show be on autoplay.

However, this only talking about his private streams and not the streams he does on Twitch as YandereDev. Currently he has been consecutively stream Nioh for 3 days (from Feburary 8th to Feburary 10th).

Working on Yandere Simulator 12 hours a day.

Doesn't seem likely now, does it?

When he isn't streaming himself he'll be on his obsolete Chatango chat creeping on Mulberry.

 

[smallmilk]

Fixing bugs and causing new bugs.

A cycle that never ends.

Seriously who even gives a shit about ys anymore? I havent seen a lets player play it in a good while now
Anyone beyond 13 has moved on to better shitty games

 

[Encucumbered]

I love the way Twitch is concerned about the game having new content added to it. I don't think they have anything to worry about.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Hello, I am a PULL user by the name of Kasu Kyun, and a long time lurker here, I just made an account here at the Farms.

hi, welcome to the farms!

Why does he continue to keep sucking EvaXephon off?

and to think i thought jay was mildly adequate

A cycle that never ends.

Seriously who even gives a shit about ys anymore? I havent seen a lets player play it in a good while now
Anyone beyond 13 has moved on to better shitty games

there's bijuu mike and veggie gamer

 

[Bryan Dunn]

https://twitter.com/TechRaptr/status/830411307501371392

 

[BitchyWaterBottle]

If one of the main reasons YS was banned because of its setting being set around minors, then that will mean Alex will finally have to do overhauls to the setting, characters, etc by the time the "game" is "done"

Spoiler: Slightly Off-Topic

I am beyond glad Kiwifarms is back, I bet Eva was happy to see it go, but surprise!

 

[forgettispaghetti]

(Honey, I'm hoooooome!)

edit: I'm so glad the site is back up, can't wait to see YandereDev and the fan's reactions about the forum being up and running again.

Not surprised. I mean, I'm pretty sure "Slaughtering and sexually harassing children" is probably a rule that doesn't need to be said.
Even when the game is done, there's probably still going to be issues. That is, if it's ever finished.

 

[tortoiseshell]

 

[LiquidMathew]

In other news of things that will prevent the "game" from ever getting unbanned

 

[tortoiseshell]

In other news of things that will prevent the "game" from ever getting unbanned
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How does he calmly suggest this kind of stuff? I can imagine him saying it in his dead, monotone voice with complete comfort. It's unsettling. I'd be afraid this guy would murder me if I saw him in real life.

 

[forgettispaghetti]

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This is literally the most fucked up thing I've ever seen him consider.
YandereDev, you're a fucked up man who needs help.

Edit: I mean, seriously. There's murder and sexual harassment, then there's snuff films, organ harvesting, and human trafficking of children.

Spoiler: Quick rundown of those things in case you don't know.

Snuff films, if you don't know, are films on the dark web where people are murdered and tortured. It's extremely illegal to create, watch, or distribute them. Organ harvesting is stealing organs, and again, is extremely illegal. Human trafficking is slavery, again illegal.

So basically, that's a really quick way to keep the Twitch ban.
Also, that's probably an extremely easy way for the FBI, CIA, and Russian Mafia to be on the lookout for you.

 

[Keystone]

Spoiler: Slightly Off-Topic

I am beyond glad Kiwifarms is back, I bet Eva was happy to see it go, but surprise!

It's likely a coincidence, but I can't help but notice how he decided to escalate this drama with Twitch the day after we went AWOL.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Glad the farms is back.

I've said it before & I'll say it again; Eva needs to shut up with twitch. People can stream anywhere else other than twitch, and there's literally no reason for this to continue. I feel like the only reason he wants it unbanned is so he could stream development, as he said in one of his first few streams.

 

[kano]

with this new twitch development, i'm almost hoping for the game to actually be released at some point, only for eva to submit it for reevaluation and then throw a hissy fit when the ban isn't lifted.

i honestly don't understand what he's so confused about. he acts like his brilliant ideas about adding characters who want snuff films and minors to sell into sexual slavery are something that don't fall into the realm of games that twitch bans.

Spoiler: off topic

by the way, i'm from pull. i met a few of you over there on our eva thread, so i decided to stop lurking here and made an account. both of these discussions of eva have distinctly different tones, however, the fact remains that we all see him as a pathetic human being. nice to meet you all.

 

[Keystone]

Glad the farms is back.

I've said it before & I'll say it again; Eva needs to shut up with twitch. People can stream anywhere else other than twitch, and there's literally no reason for this to continue. I feel like the only reason he wants it unbanned is so he could stream development, as he said in one of his first few streams.

Oh that'd be a stream to remember. Watching him write line after line of else/if statements, stealing and CTRL + V'ing adding new assets, listening to slurping and other indiscernible sounds, and the occasional cameo by his mom bringing him tendies.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

In other news of things that will prevent the "game" from ever getting unbanned
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ow the edge

 

[RosesAreRed]

In other news of things that will prevent the "game" from ever getting unbanned
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This is fucked up beyond belief. Fuck Twitch, if he adds this shit, the game won't be streamable at all, not to mention this is just wrong on so many levels. I hope that the people on the sub see that comment and start waking the fuck up.

 

[Keystone]

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I wonder what people would think of this idea...

Oh I dunno, probably something like "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

 

[LiquidMathew]

the best part about that post is he doesn't see anything wrong with the idea itself, he's more concerned that a one time instantkill would be too OP

 

[Vibe]

Where is his proof that people are reporting that conan game for nudity? I personally wouldn't report that since it's not a core fucking game mechanic than it just being a by-product of being a survival type of game. No one playing conan is getting +50 exp for being naked and having your dick flop around at 7200 RPM. Yandere simulator is rewarding the player for taking panty shots and depicts the nudity of a high school girl for player eye-candy.

Also notice Alex is scared to bring up the "all characters are 18 years old even if otherwise specified".

He just glosses over the fact that he is admitting that everyone is underage and tries to bring up "well it doesn't say explicitly anywhere in the rules that I CAN'T depict children sexually or in violence or being brought into rape dungeons" in response to twitch's last bullet point.