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Don't forget his free dental that's used for poor needy families and homeless, and how he then proceeded to treat his teeth afterwords.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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he left a comment on a LinkedIn post of Amazon's CEO Andy Jasay bitching that he spent nearly TWO HUNDRED HOURS trying to resolve his complaint
I guess it's reasonable if your time is worth $0.
I guess it's reasonable if your time is worth $0.
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I love that he thought a week and a half didn't sound dramatic enough so he had to go with OVER 200 HOURS.
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That'd be 25 work days if shane had a job.
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Wilford Brimley's dead, Shane could be the new face of Diabetes. If that doesn't scare people off of Mountain Dew and shit food nothing will. I mean nothing will in the end but it's worth a shot.
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I love how Shane's "threats" to these people always involve Shane just ditching the tons of shit he's bought on the platform to start from scratch.
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Shane is a dumb motherfucker who’s too stupid to ever realize what a moron he is.
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Some people have delusions of grandeur. Shane has delusions of mere adequacy.
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also, too lazy/not autistic enough to put in the hours required to get Linux running in a usable state
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Linux is only free if your time is worthless but this is Shane so his time ain't worth shit to anybody so get cracking fatty, guy with your smarts is bound to figure it out before the heat death of the Universe. Maybe.
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I was told the misdemeanor docs were never posted here, so enjoy!
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Hahaha he ripped the cover CD off a magazine! What a fucking embarrassing thing to get busted for, not even stealing the whole magazine, just the cover CD. Stealing the free gift. Shane, do you also also raid the cereal boxes at Walmart to steal the little plastic toys?
Surely someone who is the Head of Important Business at Microsoft can get his hands on some software at his job and not have to shoplift a demo version of CorelDraw? Or at least makes enough with his senior executive salary to buy the entire fucking magazine if he wants to play Christmas Lemmings and the shareware version of Wolfenstein 3D so fucking bad?
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Caught by Officer Tad Butcher, with Shanna Dick as the Notary Public.
What is it with lolcows and the comedy names in their lawfare?
What is it with lolcows and the comedy names in their lawfare?
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Wait this is dated 2001. The community happenings post makes a presumably joke reference to Commander Keen demo CD.
What game was it? I need to know this.
Stealing a Commander Keen demo CD would kind of be based.
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Maybe it was Serious Sam? That's where he learned to be so badass.
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I wonder if he chimped out when he got caught and that's why they bothered prosecuting him. I've never even heard of anyone being prosecuted for shit this utterly trivial. What a complete tard.
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>so poor he couldn't even afford a Demo Disc for his PC from a Magazine
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He got caught stealing something that could not have possibly cost more than 15$. Lmaoing @ ur life, Shanus Pokes.
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Is Shane the only person ever persecuted for stealing shareware?