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The Backwards Man said:
If they just made the game about George Droyd using the Niggalink to go back in time to be the first Niggurai in Japan, Ubisoft would unironically see gangbuster sales + it wouldn't be too out of place lore wise.
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I've only played 3 and the pirate games, but aren't these games supposed to be about modern people replaying their ancestors' memories? Who in the world is related to both George the Wonder Samurai and Taki from Soul Calibur?
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I've only played 3 and the pirate games, but aren't these games supposed to be about modern people replaying their ancestors' memories? Who in the world is related to both George the Wonder Samurai and Taki from Soul Calibur?
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Don't do my girl Taki dirty like that.

This chick has a face like a rhesus monkey and at least four cup sizes smaller.
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I've only played 3 and the pirate games, but aren't these games supposed to be about modern people replaying their ancestors' memories? Who in the world is related to both George the Wonder Samurai and Taki from Soul Calibur?
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Starting with Origins they just got some DNA from a 2000 year old knife or something which they then put in the animus. They just make up whatever they want to at this point.
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I've only played 3 and the pirate games, but aren't these games supposed to be about modern people replaying their ancestors' memories? Who in the world is related to both George the Wonder Samurai and Taki from Soul Calibur?
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IV (the pirate game) was the one that introduced that you don't have to be related to the person anymore. Which, if you're going to do that, might as well just get rid of the modern day entirely. Lots of people hated it but at least it was personal before with Desmond being related to all these guys.
 
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People on twitter are saying this fat thing is Yasuke's love interest which is probably shitposting and not true but it would be incredibly funny if it was.

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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I've only played 3 and the pirate games, but aren't these games supposed to be about modern people replaying their ancestors' memories?
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It's basically all a big LARP session, since none of the characters in the past talk, act or think like people from that time period would. Playing any AssCreed game is the equivalent of visiting a renaissance fair in San Francisco - it's full of homosexuals and niggers that can't wait to share their liberal opinions with you.

The biggest crime Ubisoft ever committed was grafting AssCreed on top of Black Flag like a malignant tumor, instead of letting us have a pirate game free of the Western version of Kingdom Hearts.
 
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regalterry said:
It's basically all a big LARP session, since none of the characters in the past talk, act or think like people from that time period would. Playing any AssCreed game is the equivalent of visiting a renaissance fair in San Francisco - it's full of homosexuals and niggers that can't wait to share their liberal opinions with you.

The biggest crime Ubisoft ever committed was grafting AssCreed on top of Black Flag like a malignant tumor, instead of letting us have a pirate game free of the Western version of Kingdom Hearts.
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In terms of talking, yeah, it's really lazy writing. It was always vidya slop as far as that goes.
AC games age like milk (into adulthood) if you genuinely like history.
 
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regalterry said:
The biggest crime Ubisoft ever committed was grafting AssCreed on top of Black Flag like a malignant tumor, instead of letting us have a pirate game free of the Western version of Kingdom Hearts.
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No no my friend... the biggest Ubisoft crime, was the very open world style that the franchise thrived/languished in.

Tower-climb-to-unlock-map, has been a gaming sin so great that even Nintendo was poisoned by it, and tainted the Legend of Zelda as a result. I blame shallow collectables Zelda, lacking dungeons, story, and music, on Asscreed's former successes. I would sic a bald Vince Vaughn on their hottentot-worshipping asses if I could.
 
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HeyYou said:
IV (the pirate game) was the one that introduced that you don't have to be related to the person anymore. Which, if you're going to do that, might as well just get rid of the modern day entirely. Lots of people hated it but at least it was personal before with Desmond being related to all these guys.
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The modern day stuff was popular for the first few entries, it was a cool synthesis of history and scifi. It wasn't until around Brotherhood-Revelation people soured on it since Ubisoft obviously threw out the original story to intentionally keep it spinning wheels and fuck this whore of a series for all it's worth, quality be damned.
 
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HeyYou said:
IV (the pirate game) was the one that introduced that you don't have to be related to the person anymore. Which, if you're going to do that, might as well just get rid of the modern day entirely. Lots of people hated it but at least it was personal before with Desmond being related to all these guys.
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I missed that. All I remember was your character worked at Ubisoft and had to collect a bunch of lost cellphones to fight evil or something.
 
30+GameOvers said:
I don't want to double post, but the controversy is heating up. Japanese youtuber Shohei Kondo just had his video removed by Ubisoft
This may become a trend once the game releases, obviously the game isn't taken there seriously and you can bet there will be a lot of people shitting on it on day one.
In related news, the devs recently showed off the game again, and during the play session, the game bugged out when they tried petting the dog. Broken, buggy woke piece of shit confirmed
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I have no clue how Ubisoft can make this PR disaster worse, but you can bet they will outdo themselves soon. At this point it's a battle between who can be worse, AC:S or KCD2.
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30+GameOvers said:
I don't want to double post, but the controversy is heating up. Japanese youtuber Shohei Kondo just had his video removed by Ubisoft
This may become a trend once the game releases, obviously the game isn't taken there seriously and you can bet there will be a lot of people shitting on it on day one.
In related news, the devs recently showed off the game again, and during the play session, the game bugged out when they tried petting the dog. Broken, buggy woke piece of shit confirmed
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I have no clue how Ubisoft can make this PR disaster worse, but you can bet they will outdo themselves soon. At this point it's a battle between who can be worse, AC:S or KCD2.
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The fact that his video got removed for "hate-speech" makes it even funnier. Ubisoft is literally committing virtual Black-on-Asian hate crime kek.
 
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