Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 160 40.2%

  • Total voters
    398
I don't think he's all that bothered; the punishment for him already happened by not getting both K and A (for now).
Catching back up, but your comment made me realize something I hadn't seen mentioned yet. April's charges being dropped means she's not on track to being a felon (at least not immediately), and I don't recall a stipulation in the plea agreement that he stay away from her.

Was that to do with the child custody, or was that speculation about an expected condition of his plea, prior to him taking it?

If it was the latter, will he get to move whore 2 into his family crack den?
 
If it was the latter, will he get to move whore 2 into his family crack den?

She is probably there already. The only thing keeping her away would be unknown CPS terms and those records are sealed. The terms of the plea deal almost invite her to move back in. And I kind of doubt April has any intention of getting a job or supporting herself anymore.

Someone told a story that Nick's parents had forced Nick to send April away. But I wouldn't consider that story 100% reliable.

Its not a good thing for Nick though. Because when the plea is fully settled, she will be able to use whatever she wants in terms of drinking or drunks with no restrictions at all. That is going to create a massive temptation for Nick if she is in the house.
 
This fuckin' guy: I'll take Aaron's dry chicken parm over Nick's pile of colorless PRISON slop from Nov. 8.

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This doesn't even look that bad. For a single divorced man juggling some kids, they would have probably loved it. This is the perfect family food (Needs some fucking salad tho cmon mate)

Not saying I would be happy to be served it if i paid money for it, but I would eat that.
 
This doesn't even look that bad. For a single divorced man juggling some kids, they would have probably loved it. This is the perfect family food (Needs some fucking salad tho cmon mate)

Not saying I would be happy to be served it if i paid money for it, but I would eat that.
Nick and Aaron are still clearly in love, they can't stop talking about each other
 
Brian Lewis, one of Nick’s attorneys, shared his thoughts on Facebook about what it was like attending Nick’s plea hearing in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. [ Archive ]

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Ah, the guy who made retarded argument after retarded argument, failed to challenge probable cause and who wrote such a shitty appeal that the prosecutor couldn't even be bothered to respond, is making fun of how the locals speak. Nick sure knows how to pick them.

Nick, your lawyer is fat, how'd you let that happen?

This doesn't even look that bad. For a single divorced man juggling some kids, they would have probably loved it. This is the perfect family food (Needs some fucking salad tho cmon mate)

Not saying I would be happy to be served it if i paid money for it, but I would eat that.
The wildest thing is Nick cooked up colourless slop with his shaking hands, but then is a food critic.
 
I don't get why Nicky is trying to be friends with Melton. Even ignoring the Pedo stuff he talks in a retarded cadence, slurs his words, talks shit but immediately cowards at the first sign of backlash.
Is Nicky hanging out with him because he thinks he is the only person more retarded than him?
Is he trying to groom Melton in being his version of Vito?
 
Sadly the nonce nuked chat replay too fast to pull the remainder,
I just didn't grab them all because they didn't seem interesting. I still had chat replay cached, full log attached.

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Ah, the guy who made retarded argument after retarded argument, failed to challenge probable cause and who wrote such a shitty appeal that the prosecutor couldn't even be bothered to respond, is making fun of how the locals speak. Nick sure knows how to pick them.

It's even more telling that if he has the audacity to call Kandiyohi corn country the "Northwoods" and to pretend that anyone south of Bemidji sounds anything like Fargo characters, then he is either A) both blind and deaf or B) suffering from no qualms about flat-out lying to his Facebook followers for the fleeting dopamine rush of a few likes. I'm guessing the latter.
 
I don't get why Nicky is trying to be friends with Melton. Even ignoring the Pedo stuff he talks in a retarded cadence, slurs his words, talks shit but immediately cowards at the first sign of backlash.
Is Nicky hanging out with him because he thinks he is the only person more retarded than him?
Is he trying to groom Melton in being his version of Vito?
It's because Melton is an Aaron alog, and the only thing Nick seems capable of talking about these days is how much cum he fed The Toe.
 
I'm not surprised he got off. He honestly wasted a lot of time and money by fighting every step of the way than just kissing ass like he's doing here in the transcript and getting back to his life. Could have probably kept the second house if he wasn't so stubborn. Never change Balldo.
He didn't get off. He hasn't even been sentenced yet. He certainly could get off if Bob, Celeste, and their checkbook go to hang out and keep Judge Wentzell and Kristen Pierce company. Like they did with April before she shut up and vanished. He could also receive like 5 years of probation with the diversion program which will be a living Hell for Nick. We don't know what the conditions of his probation are aside from the obvious travel restrictions and no drugs or alchohol along with random drug testing. He could get off, or the Judge could decide to put Nick's balls through a salad shooter and throw the book at him. He still has to make it to sentencing without fucking up and getting his deal tossed out. Then he actually has to make it through probation.
 
The two-spaces-after-period is something lawyers do, a holdover from the time legal texts were all uppercase so you'd space sentences more to make that shit readable.
It’s a holdover from typewriters (even electric typewriters and early word processors) which used monospace font. You were taught it in school if you’re gen x.
 
Aren’t there exemptions to probation drug testing? Correct me if I’m wrong but can’t Nick just convince a psychiatrist he needs methylphenidate, or amphetamine for reasons? And continue his stimulant usage more or less. He’s mentioned modafinil before which is a controlled drug. Why not bump it up to adderall and continue to get high.
 
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I still think it's ridiculous to essentially get off scott free and the only punishment just being the process. Granted nicks a retarded nigger so I expect him to drug kids again
Just think of everything Ethan Ralph achieved after pleading out on the revenge porn charges, almost nothing that came before was as funny as his adventures after fleeing to Mexico.

There are golden days ahead for Nick. I'm locking it in now he's going to do something stupid enough to swipe LotY for a third year in a row.
 
He didn't get off. He hasn't even been sentenced yet. He certainly could get off if Bob, Celeste, and their checkbook go to hang out and keep Judge Wentzell and Kristen Pierce company. Like they did with April before she shut up and vanished. He could also receive like 5 years of probation with the diversion program which will be a living Hell for Nick. We don't know what the conditions of his probation are aside from the obvious travel restrictions and no drugs or alchohol along with random drug testing. He could get off, or the Judge could decide to put Nick's balls through a salad shooter and throw the book at him. He still has to make it to sentencing without fucking up and getting his deal tossed out. Then he actually has to make it through probation.
I mean it looks like the court got everything it wanted. Sure they could deny the deal. I doubt they will tbh.
 
Pleading guilty but not potentially getting jail time is both good and bad.

He's free to keep producing milk, and the ongoing spiral downwards will be spectacular. The fact that he's already huffing nangs/gas and openly talking about doing coke indicates no remorse or willingness to pull up.

At the same time it also means his kids will continue to witness upfront what a fucking failure of a father, man and human being their dad is, and this shit is horrible to have to go through as a child.

This doesn't even look that bad. For a single divorced man juggling some kids, they would have probably loved it. This is the perfect family food (Needs some fucking salad tho cmon mate)

Not saying I would be happy to be served it if i paid money for it, but I would eat that.
Nick's so gay even the food he cooks looks like jizz.
 
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