DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FamicomGorby]

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"You know the...the thing, comon man." How long before Phil starts rambling on about how Cornpop visited his ghetto neighborhood in Bridgeport?

How big is the screw that Phil fucked up? I know chineseum screws can strip pretty easily but if it's a set screw those are usually pretty big and only an uncoordinated ape could accidentally strip em.

Phil said the screw 'is a peice of garbage that stripped itself'. Much like the glass of water that 'decided to spill on him' we once again have phil giving inanimate objects agency just so he can blame them and not himself.

I'm just astounded by the speed at which he assigns blame to anything but himself. Like if he fucks up he instantly transfers that blame to something else, there's no moment where he recognizes that he might have he screwed something up. Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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[Iron Father]

'I didn't, I didn't over torque it or anything its just garbage, you know... made in some fucking... awful... you know... quality product awful...awful ing(redient?) you know, low grow(n), great metal'

So I think he was trying to say the 'ingredients' for the screw is awful low quality/ not great metal and thus not a quality product. Of course you don't really say ingredients for non food so he stopped himself and then said great metal instead of 'not great metal'. I have no idea where the 'low grown' came from. Did his gin brain combine the idea of bad ingredients with food thats not home grown being low quality, and thus the screw is 'low grown'?

I think he went to say "low grade" and ended up with "low grown, great" lol.

He was trying to talk over the "FUCK TAIWAN" replaying over and over in his brain.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

The jokes write themselves. Holy shit.

 

[Iron Father]

"That's naht pahssible!"

 

[blahblahblah678]

Phil with the oddly shaped head strikes again.

https://x.com/PoemJosh/status/1884114692911886600

 

[johnkimble123]

Just watched some of the clips from earlier... I'm pretty sure Phil has never vacuumed before because he treated it like he was a 7 year old who started playing with appliances when his parents weren't looking.

 

[Crooked 16th]

No way this dude said he is thinking of doing a cleaning stream, The closet steam was at least kind of interesting because we all wondered what crap he threw in there and hadn't touched in years. But a fucking cleaning stream?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I was thinking a bit about how Phil’s strict parents possibly fucked him up into always making excuses for things, nothing I could do etc and it made me think…

All that work being strict parents to an only son just to get fuckin ignored until you’re needed as an ATM. They must be so ashamed of Phil.

 

[lupinthethird]

No way this dude said he is thinking of doing a cleaning stream, The closet steam was at least kind of interesting because we all wondered what crap he threw in there and hadn't touched in years. But a fucking cleaning stream?

Realistically how far do you all think we are from something like a 'get out of bed in the morning' goal at this rate?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

They must be so ashamed of Phil.

When their friends at the Bingo hall or Vet's lodge start talking about their children and grandchildren, Dave and Linda def excuse themselves to the bathroom.

 

[GoldenSpoon]

Realistically how far do you all think we are from something like a 'get out of bed in the morning' goal at this rate?

After the way he talked about that box of sweets last night, not long. The fat fuck made out like that box wouldn't be gone in half an hour if it was him and his roommate who he wishes looked like .--. / .--. / .--. (that's what i call him .--. / .--. / .--.) when he's off camera. Any other streamer (95% of which wouldn't charge a penny to do it) would have one of everything and do something around it, but we know we'll get:
It's tangy
It's sweet
It's chewy
LIVE TOOTH PICKING WITH A WRAPPER
And a stupid amount of goat laughs

edit - changed would to wouldn't

 

[Brother Wind]

He was missing the nut, right? That’s why it couldn’t tighten?

Phil is exhibiting Mersh (stroke babbling) and Tomlinson (threats to neutralize and imprison people on highly questionable grounds) behaviors. I’m new to the game (less than a year) but he seems to be declining. Putting his life on display is absolutely driving him insane and deeper into alcoholism. It’s all fascinating and appalling.

Honestly as someone who has been around, way way too long. He is only accelerating. Once upon a time I would go days, weeks, months without checking in on him. Especially if he played something I didn't care about. But now every day has some new gold dust. Some new rant. Some new weird shit. It is almost unprecedented for a lolcow to not have their livelihood fucked up legally or on drugs to lose their shit like this

At the rate he is going he is gonnna try and run over Jaha by the summer, mace a costco employee by Halloween, create a world famous comic book in the winter and fucking his wi-mom just in time for Christmas.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

No way this dude said he is thinking of doing a cleaning stream, The closet steam was at least kind of interesting because we all wondered what crap he threw in there and hadn't touched in years. But a fucking cleaning stream?

While it sounds incredibly boring on paper, Phil trying to emulate mundane human behavior is usually worth a laugh. Namely, it'll be interesting to see him fumble around with basic cleaning tasks and then try to make up excuses for why he doesn't know how to properly clean and let that mature adult mask slip even further.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

No way this dude said he is thinking of doing a cleaning stream, The closet steam was at least kind of interesting because we all wondered what crap he threw in there and hadn't touched in years. But a fucking cleaning stream?

The only hope for it to be entertaining is for him to be inept at it (think the new PC set up stream) and/or he breaks something while cleaning.

 

[Balr0g]

For those who missed it

and yes Phil, everything is your fault. EVERYTHING!

 

[Kier Starmer]

We are entering the cleaning stream phase boys, we are Foodie Beauty now.

The morning stream cemented my suspicion that he is actively day-drinking. The thing is Phil is similar to Rekeita in regards to drinking and this is an alcoholic thing. They have a "high functioning" threshold and then they go over that continually and begin to degrade.

 

[Very Honest Content]

It is almost unprecedented for a lolcow to not have their livelihood fucked up legally or on drugs to lose their shit like this

He's a boozer, and sweatyman.jpgs are his brain chemistry altering drug of choice, so there's precedent for this decline, just the substances used to derail their life is the most normie and pathetic of possible choices to do so respectively this instance.

 

[BlastMonk]

The morning stream cemented my suspicion that he is actively day-drinking

I always suspected it with the way he drank his 'water' whisking it around his mouth. What did he say on the morning stream that confirmed it for you I must have missed it

 

[chromebookgamer]

I always suspected it with the way he drank his 'water' whisking it around his mouth. What did he say on the morning stream that confirmed it for you I must have missed it

very odd that he has never once mentioned being hungover, I suspect a lot of the times he claims to be sick are probably just that.