Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[HansKlokBier]

He even names his streams now with "New Player" tag, so no one will talk bout his poor skills

Yes I've noticed that to... He is really insecure about his gameplay after roaching out in WoW.

 

[Huddinge]

didnt he just announce monthly updates to his shitty game? why is he still playing video games for 12 hours a day?

 

[MercuryMan]

didnt he just announce monthly updates to his shitty game? why is he still playing video games for 12 hours a day?

We came up with some theories earlier in the thread but that update is just damage control for the backslash on steam.
He's not gonna take responsibility for anything. Expect more excuses in the future.

 

[protorua]

I wondered if he might pay someone else to finish it now, I guess no real updates is more likely though

 

[roach69]

didnt he just announce monthly updates to his shitty game? why is he still playing video games for 12 hours a day?

Even if game will be finished, it will not be finished by Mald. He is clearly aware that ship is sinking, and probably already hired couple of real devs to finish his garbage game on the side

 

[ScurvyRat]

Maldy did not have two pairs. WDYM? Twitch

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Edit: Truly a godlike puzzle solving brain on display.

what a fucking RETARD
extra hard to watch him play balatro. I have 400+ hours in that game and gold staked every deck and have 80% gold stickers on all the jokers.
The only way for him to cheat with this game is by inputting a seed. Surprised this clip is in red stake, which is a difficulty above the baseline.
Its not a particularly hard game at lower levels, but he'll probably give up before hitting purple stake.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

Why does he still put Heartbound in his thumbnails and theme his stream around it when everyone knows it's gonna stay for over a decade in dev hell and be a Marvel's Undertale?

This is not late, it's entirely relevant, everyone fucking hates Heartbound now. Did he not look at the Steam reviews page lately?

 

[CapricornusRex]

For a guy who touts so much his huge "social engineering" skills, it is baffling how lacking he is in basic social awareness.
Like how do you not see this coming?

He has seen it happen in the past, but he sniffed it out like the slimy ass weasel that he is and ran for the hills. How is his dad a big name at Blizzard and he amounted to nothing there? He talked a big game, got bounced out of QA(probably asked for it when he sniffed out they were on to him), then fled his ticket job as "security" to Amazon. He flamed out at Amazon because Daddy wasn't there to protect him. He then goes and flames out with the gov and starts streaming.

Now he has all these followers who he believes he manipulated in to following him blindly so he's not sure WHY it didn't work anymore. It worked everywhere else! Except it didn't, and the minute he was no longer under big boss protection, he never amounted to anything.

Shit will really hit the fan if he runs his fuckin mouth about his government gig too much and one of his handlers finally shut him down. I hope we get to see it before he flames out entirely.

Any furry who uses a ferret, weasel, mink or stoat as their furry avatar is a slimy piece of shit, and most likely have a fetish for bad smells and child pornography. My bad, cub pornography.

 

[Aidan]

This is not late, it's entirely relevant, everyone fucking hates Heartbound now. Did he not look at the Steam reviews page lately?

It's in the Discord screenshots where he says those are just review bombs and he's mad that trying to get the negative reviews removed didn't work, though he doesn't admit to the latter. Basically, he is insisting those are inauthentic trolls and dismissing them.

How is his dad a big name at Blizzard and he amounted to nothing there?

Nepo babies classically don't compare to their parent(s). His dad gave him a head start and he squandered it, I think this happens more often than not.

Shit will really hit the fan if he runs his fuckin mouth about his government gig too much and one of his handlers finally shut him down.

I don't think he did anything worth much government scrutiny. There's no evidence I'm aware of he had a high level security clearance or was himself hacking into anything considering he doesn't even understand HTTPS and has no certs that we know of. He makes it sound more glamorous than it was and hides behind the "I worked for the government" veil to make it more mysterious.
If he really ran his fuckin mouth then everyone would realize he was doing boring security work most likely that involved checking doors and trying to tailgate people while others in his org ran scripts to test the networks and did the "sexy" work. He is very expendable and unskilled.

 

[Not Even Twice]

This warcraft drama has unironically become my lunch break reality tv.
We got Pirate Software, furry, weirdo, scammer and whatever shit he's up to.
There's loud baying League players shitting on WoW players, who gets triggered in return.
We got "female" vtuber who is Selective Mute and can't do cam but is totally a girl (lol, lmao even)
People raging over loot and fighting in over hyped duels that leads to sperging online.

And I would have never discovered any of it if it wasn't for this voice-changing weirdo, so thank you, Maldy, it's been very entertaining.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I have it on good authority that Mald never really did any security for any nuclear powerplant whatsoever. His stories about it are stolen valor from his ex coworker, Mrs. Terry.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Shit will really hit the fan if he runs his fuckin mouth about his government gig too much and one of his handlers finally shut him down. I hope we get to see it before he flames out entirely.

He loves bragging about working for the DOE and people fall for it (mostly through no fault of their own), so it's easy to believe why his claim seems credible. However, when you look into his past and see how much he's actually bullshitting, you'll never believe a word he says after that even if it's 100% the truth. Jason only worked at a company contracted by the government but wants to make it seem more glamorous than it actually was. I would bet a lot of money the most he ended up doing for the company was some low level IT horseshit.

This is all without using critical thinking skills and questioning why would the government directly hire a nepo-baby who has only a high school diploma, no qualifications for the majority of the field he claims he's an "expert" in, and whose background check would probably come up with all of the controversies he has been apart of (assuming the government actually cares that much about a furry who has burned almost every bridge in the process, but i digress).

 

[CapricornusRex]

Nepo babies classically don't compare to their parent(s). His dad gave him a head start and he squandered it, I think this happens more often than not.

I don't think he did anything worth much government scrutiny. There's no evidence I'm aware of he had a high level security clearance or was himself hacking into anything considering he doesn't even understand HTTPS and has no certs that we know of. He makes it sound more glamorous than it was and hides behind the "I worked for the government" veil to make it more mysterious.
If he really ran his fuckin mouth then everyone would realize he was doing boring security work most likely that involved checking doors and trying to tailgate people while others in his org ran scripts to test the networks and did the "sexy" work. He is very expendable and unskilled.

This is the same cow who claimed to break in to a nuclear plant isn't it? Not hack, but physically sneaked in? Or am I getting my cows crossed up?

 

[Krimjob]

This warcraft drama has unironically become my lunch break reality tv.
We got Pirate Software, furry, weirdo, scammer and whatever shit he's up to.
There's loud baying League players shitting on WoW players, who gets triggered in return.
We got "female" vtuber who is Selective Mute and can't do cam but is totally a girl (lol, lmao even)
People raging over loot and fighting in over hyped duels that leads to sperging online.

And I would have never discovered any of it if it wasn't for this voice-changing weirdo, so thank you, Maldy, it's been very entertaining.

Wait what, did I miss something? Who is this "female" vtuber and how is it related to this? Thought I followed it all.

 

[SaltyButter]

He makes it sound more glamorous than it was and hides behind the "I worked for the government" veil to make it more mysterious.
If he really ran his fuckin mouth then everyone would realize he was doing boring security work most likely that involved checking doors and trying to tailgate people while others in his org ran scripts to test the networks and did the "sexy" work. He is very expendable and unskilled.

I mean...I also worked for the government. But municipally, as a secretary. I am guessing if my dumb ass could get that job, he probably did something similar! And never qualifying it means we of course will assume its for something "sexy" or important.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Wait what, did I miss something? Who is this "female" vtuber and how is it related to this? Thought I followed it all.

Emilya, a selectively-turned-physically-mute-but-can-still-laugh individual. Their Twitch bio is as insane as it sounds:

It all comes off as extremely astroturfed given how hard it is to achieve success of this kind in such a short amount of time streaming as a .PNG, let alone a mute one.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Emilya, a selectively-turned-physically-mute-but-can-still-laugh individual. Their Twitch bio is as insane as it sounds:
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It all comes off as extremely astroturfed given how hard it is to achieve success of this kind in such a short amount of time streaming as a .PNG, let alone a mute one.

This is some 15 year old edgelord larp, not something a 23 year old should be into. Total mental illness.

 

[Krimjob]

Emilya, a selectively-turned-physically-mute-but-can-still-laugh individual. Their Twitch bio is as insane as it sounds:
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It all comes off as extremely astroturfed given how hard it is to achieve success of this kind in such a short amount of time streaming as a .PNG, let alone a mute one.

Oh shit totally missed this. But from what I found online "she" definitely sounds astroturfed and fake. The fake shit about therapy, not knowing sign language as a mute sounds incredibly self-diagnosed or most likely just a guy who wants to get simp bucks.

 

[LetThemSneed]

Jason did say a big reason he was having troubles finishing the game is that he was no longer a depressed sad sack, so writing the story is difficult. Perhaps all this drama is exactly the push he needs to finally get it done!

Spoiler

Yeah right, lol.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Jason only worked at a company contracted by the government but wants to make it seem more glamorous than it actually was.

The best part is he has claimed multiple times that he was a federal contractor for the DOE, which implies he had a direct contractual relationship with them:

Source: 1:40:11-1:40:23

Source: 1:12:22-1:12:47

(federal contractor remark at 1:40)
Source: 6:43:24-6:45:07

(federal contractor remark at 1:22)
Source: 1:52:54-1:54:29

Source: 8:52:33-8:53:18

Source: 8:54:04-8:55:14
Unrelated. but here is a story Jason gave about why he cut his hair when working for the government.