unexpected onions
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"in our house, birthdays are big"
Let's see if they still remember that when it's Atlas' birthday.
Let's see if they still remember that when it's Atlas' birthday.
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More appropriately: heres someone cutting open a satchet when they have easily undone the strings.Here is someone opening it up to see what is inside:
I think that's a sign you need to take a break from the thread, it really isn't normal to dream of lolcows kids.I had a dream about this family the other day. Globyn were still absolute crunchy retards, but Luna was actually in there. Her head was still massive—albeit less so—but her eyes showed life. She was able to turn her head and look around. She looked at me with the inquisitive eyes of a six year old, like "oh, a new person!"
I've never woken up with a heartache like that, knowing it's not true.
More like, Globlyn can’t hide Luna’s contractures or filter her skin condition any longer - Luna is past the point she can be used for clicks.Code for “shes not twitching as much”
Good. Public schools are chock full of mandated reporters.I have a feeling she'll homeschool Atlas for one year before she gives up and sends him to public school.
This is the best. Look at that sweet bond. Fuck shit up, boys!
Learning your children's design seems like code for "How to stereotype your children in perpetuity." Or as Margaret Cho would say "There's the smart one, the pretty one... and then there's the HO."
How to ruin your marriage through your children, chapter one: StrangulationLearning your children's design seems like code for "How to stereotype your children in perpetuity." Or as Margaret Cho would say "There's the smart one, the pretty one... and then there's the HO."
Atlas and Oaky seem sweet together, which I give Robyn no credit for. They're all each other has. (They'll be pitted against each other later.) Robyn is the very last person I'd go to about relationships, so it's mind boggling she's hanging out a shingle for that.
Followed thereafter byHow to ruin your marriage through your children, chapter one: Strangulation
She has a new hydrocephalus bulge forming on the top of her head. Her left (our right). Nightmare fuel.Oh Luna...
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Filter can't hide the Fungus.
Hair can't hide the Hideous Hand.
Frothy lace can't hide the Feet...
I forsee the winding down of Luna posting and an unfortunate increase in Atlas and Oaken.
I say unfortunate because attention from Lizard Woman is never going to be a good thing for those poor kids. She's far too narcissistic to be able to give them healthy attention.
It's kinda heartbreaking to see Luna wearing shoes that no 6 year old should fit and even if they could fit they'd be destroyed in 2 minutes just from walking in them.