State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[6MillionCoofs]

he literally can't get away with this

And yet he did. Which to me suggests prosecutors or CPS must have really fucked up something, made enough blunders where the case would be tossed.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Cocaine isn't pure when it's created, even if it hasn't been intentionally cut. It's not made in a lab, it's made by a bunch of peasants smashing leaves together in the jungle, so even when it's just been made it only comes out at 70-80%

You could purify it from there, but no dealer is going to do that

The jungle peasants typically only produce the coca paste since it’s a simple process that even retards can understand. The paste is processed into the hydrochloride form in more advanced labs. It can actually come out quite pure. The coca paste is shit, but the hydrochloride form can be relatively pure after undergoing multiple steps of precipitation and crystallization. It’s far from medical grade, but it’s decently clean.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

he literally can't get away with this

He didn't get away with it. He copped a plea and was force fed a slice of humble pie he won't be able to digest.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

Yes it is, because we pay for that shit.

Sure, in the sense that everything the government does costs us money, but it's not like we would accept that excuse from the DMV or any other government agency. When I say it's their problem I mean it's something they need to figure out instead of just shrugging and saying that there's nothing to do except excessively punishing people and hoping it'll deter them from using their rights.

 

[Law]

New funny and weird ways for Nick to try to take the edge off the guilty plea:

1. Hand Sanitizer. Enjoyed by connoisseurs like Stephanie Cianfriglia, this zesty gel-based beverage can be purchased at CVS, and they haven't started locking it up yet.

2. Nyquil. Much has been made of Nick's hoarse-sounding voice in recent appearances, and this delicious minty libation is just the ticket. Also it's medicine, the probation officer will never know.

3. Mothballs. The complex aroma of these common closet accessories can really help calm the nerves, and there might even be a few kicking around in the house he just sold.

4. Jailhouse-Style Toilet Wine. Also known as "pruno", the preparations of this fermented concoction will take full advantage of Nick's culinary skills.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

>All charges against Kayla and Ape dropped
>No criminal record
>No bodycam
>No disbarement
>No foreclosure
Sorry, Kiwifags, life just doesn't work the way you think it does

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Chad Zumock had someone write in (anonymously) as a TM Zumock exclusive about Nick's 4th child testing positive for coke.

Apparently, there were multiple tests that came up positive for the kid, including a blood test. Chad's a dummy and couldn't understand some of the words, including I'm guessing "metabolite". The young girl 100% was taking coke, per the alleged source.

For people who don't scour youtube to watch reactors and literally whos, and since this video is now gone and not archived, is there any information that is credible to view other than some random person claiming another random person made a claim? I have no clue who Chad Somecock is and if that information holds any weight or if it should be treated like Chris Chan telling me about the cartoon afterlife.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry, Kiwifags, life just doesn't work the way you think it does

Were you seriously expecting him to get worse than the guidelines sentence that Tyrone McNigNog with no lawyer would have gotten? I mean it would have been nice and he did anything within his power to try to get it, but it just so turns out that despite all his whiny bullshit, de ebil goobermint just wasn't all that out to get him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So Chad DumbCock realized speaking live on air about the fact that the source coming out would give Nick a case against the state was a dumb idea?

Sorry you big retard, you cannot delete things you said from the internet.

 

[Major]

New funny and weird ways for Nick to try to take the edge off the guilty plea:

1. Hand Sanitizer. Enjoyed by connoisseurs like Stephanie Cianfriglia, this zesty gel-based beverage can be purchased at CVS, and they haven't started locking it up yet.

2. Nyquil. Much has been made of Nick's hoarse-sounding voice in recent appearances, and this delicious minty libation is just the ticket. Also it's medicine, the probation officer will never know.

3. Mothballs. The complex aroma of these common closet accessories can really help calm the nerves, and there might even be a few kicking around in the house he just sold.

4. Jailhouse-Style Toilet Wine. Also known as "pruno", the preparations of this fermented concoction will take full advantage of Nick's culinary skills.

Nick's head is full of nitrous. He's high on life! hic!

 

[Kandinsky]

I assume that's the pre-sentencing assessment. Not any conditions probation might require.

The assessment (aka pre-sentence investigation) is an information collection event used to determine the best sentencing guidelines for a defendant. The officer conducts an extensive interview with the defendant to discuss the individual’s history and background, including childhood experiences, family factors, education, employment, criminal history, finances, physical and mental health, and alcohol or drug use. The officer verifies the information through contacts with family members, friends, employers, and community members.

Drug testing is not part of the pre-sentence report or probation interview process.

 

[Thomas Talus]

The assessment (aka pre-sentence, investigation) is an information collection event used to determine the best sentencing guidelines for a defendant. The officer conducts an extensive interview with the defendant to discuss the individual’s history and background, including childhood experiences, family factors, education, employment, criminal history, finances, physical and mental health, and alcohol or drug use. The officer verifies the information through contacts with family members, friends, employers, and community members.

"Your honor, my findings are that this ODD case is a menace to society and should be locked up for everyone's protection."

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

For people who don't scour youtube to watch reactors and literally whos, and since this video is now gone and not archived

I have posted the clip of the aforementioned part on Rekieta's main thread.

Here it is clipped, with some minor edits, cutting out the preamble. I still recommend watching at 1.5x speed:

Since this is a more serious thread, intended to focus on Rekieta's criminal case, I believe that discussing the information provided by Zumock's informant, who heard it from another person that knows X, is mostly a rumor. These speculations are better suited for the main thread, not this one.

 

[Kandinsky]

"Your honor, my findings are that this ODD case is a menace to society and should be locked up for everyone's protection."

I was responding to a post inquiring if a drug test is involved in the PSI report, so not really sure how you jumped to an ODD diagnosis, except to point out that it may present itself in the findings. While it would be interesting to see if there was ever a diagnosis for Oppositional Defiance Disorder (ODD), but I doubt he would self report on this, as it would not further his cause.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

I was responding to a post inquiring if a drug test is involved in the PSI report, so not really sure how you jumped to an ODD diagnosis, except to point out that it may present itself in the findings. While it would be interesting to see if there was ever a diagnosis for Oppositional Defiance Disorder (ODD), but I doubt he would self report on this, as it would not further his cause.

Nick’s been saying he has ODD for years. It’s kind of a meme at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

Drug testing is not part of the pre-sentence report or probation interview process.

Subd. 8. Chemical use assessment required. (a) If a person is convicted of a felony, the probation officer shall determine in the report prepared under subdivision 1 whether or not alcohol or drug use was a contributing factor to the commission of the offense. If so, the report shall contain the results of a chemical use assessment conducted in accordance with this subdivision. The probation officer shall make an appointment for the defendant to undergo the chemical use assessment if so indicated.
(b) The chemical use assessment report must include a recommended level of care for the defendant in accordance with the criteria contained in rules adopted by the commissioner of human services under section 254A.03, subdivision 3. The assessment must be conducted by an assessor qualified under rules adopted by the commissioner of human services under section 254A.03, subdivision 3. An assessor providing a chemical use assessment may not have any direct or shared financial interest or referral relationship resulting in shared financial gain with a treatment provider, except as authorized under section 254A.19, subdivision 3. If an independent assessor is not available, the probation officer may use the services of an assessor authorized to perform assessments for the county social services agency under a variance granted under rules adopted by the commissioner of human services under section 254A.03, subdivision 3.

Minn. Stat. 609.115(f) (Presentence Investigation Report)

He's technically not convicted of a felony but they have broad leeway. Whether or not he's tested in the PSI itself, they'll certainly ask questions about it, and he's certainly getting tested as part of it.

So it would not be a very good idea for him to lie about it, whether or not he gets tested as part of the PSI itself.

 

[datura_binge]

Minn. Stat. 609.115(f) (Presentence Investigation Report)

He's technically not convicted of a felony but they have broad leeway. Whether or not he's tested in the PSI itself, they'll certainly ask questions about it, and he's certainly getting tested as part of it.

So it would not be a very good idea for him to lie about it, whether or not he gets tested as part of the PSI itself.

How can you plead guilty to a felony and not be guilty of a felony? I'm not understanding.

 

[AnOminous]

How can you plead guilty to a felony and not be guilty of a felony? I'm not understanding.

Entering a guilty plea is one thing. You can't convict yourself of a felony, though. A judge has to enter an adjudication of guilt. In between the entry of a plea and the entry of a judgment, you are not yet convicted. That's why it's called a deferred adjudication.

Despite the "convicted" language, though, I believe the statutory requirement of what can and must be done during a Presentence Investigation applies. I also think the interpretation that it means you're still "under indictment" applies and therefore Nick can't buy guns (without telling multiple lies on the Form 4473) and is at best on thin ice about any guns he has (I question whether he can be in violation of felon-in-possession laws specifically without a conviction entered but there may be numerous other reasons he is disqualified including under Minnesota law).

If he's still using drugs, which he almost certainly is, that's also a disqualifier.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

How can you plead guilty to a felony and not be guilty of a felony? I'm not understanding.

Deferred adjudication.
He is pleading guilty under the assumption that the judge will follow the deal negotiated with the state, under which his punishment would be deferred for a duration of X years (to be argued over with the judge), and then if the accused proves it was a one-time slip-up the charge is expunged and his record remains clean.

[EDIT] It is basically him going on his knees saying "please massah judge, I will suck your dick and lick your balls, but pleaaaaaseeee massah, don't convict me of the felony, I will be a good boy for the next 3 years and prove I can be a better man! Pleasse massah, this white Nigger promises to be a good Nigger and only beat his children instead of giving them drugs and only when nobody is watching!"

 

[newuser131]

legal question. after the april sentencing, what would happen if rekieta goes on a livestream and say he is innocent of the crimes and was coerced into the guilty plea? can the judge toss out the plea deal?