Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
It's because they have too many pieties that must be honored. It has to "center" LGBT and POC, it can't promote "fascism" (read, anything to the right of Noam Chomsky) and it all has to fight climate change somehow. I'm being hyperbolic but you get the point.
And the people that worship it are such raging faggots that there are never any more interesting ideas bouncing in their vacant skulls, so they can't write any better even if they wanted to.
 
I think after this data point pretty much everyone can agree that, with a handful of rare exceptions, it seems the people demanding and influencing video games to have more identity politics aren't actually the same people who pay money to play video games.

That seems like a terrible market strategy.
 
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Aye.
That seems like a terrible market strategy.
No, it's awesome. Make games the people who buy games tell you they won't buy, then scream at them and call them Nazis when they don't buy them.

"But I don't want a turd. I want a hamburger, not a turd on a plate." "FUCK YOU NAZI!" "Okay I guess I won't buy it then." "REEEEE NAZI!"
 
AA primarily refers to mid-market companies and games, ala Wukong, Space Marines 2, etc for some recent examples. If you need a movie example, Fight Club would be a good one.

AAA refers to big studios, e.g. Rockstar, Ubisoft, etx
I tend to think of it as the long dead "middle market". Back during the sixth and early seventh generation you had many studios that were not big enough to be the AAAs but neither were they one or two dudes in their mom's basement doing an indie passion project. A lot of Eastern European studios fit in this category like CDPR during the Witcher 1 and 2 days, before they went woke and Warhorse when they released Kingdom Come... before they went woke. They mostly died off due to increasing budgets during the seventh generation but they've been making a small comeback with Kickstarter and private funding.
Right, so its the same shit as "AAA" but made by cheap Slavs/Chinks.
 
Ea: we're putting top surgery scars in as a character customization to speak to trans and non binary gamers.

The gaming community: Too bad those are a bigger fantasy than the fucking dragons!
It's a magical realm. There are dragons and sheeeeit. But it's way more important for pooners to have zippertits even though they don't even buy games and you could have just done that with a spell anyway.
 
Edit: I personally want to remind you that you don't hate videogame journos enough. Eat shit Jason Schreier, Dragon's crown is still kino.
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This reminds me of the time Harley of former Epic Meal Time fame lied saying he knew Creator Clash 2 was a huge financial success and charity benefited greatly from it, only for a couple months later for idubbbz to come out and announce it was a financial failure and charity got no money.

Leftists will always lie to make themselves look successful.
 
It's a magical realm. There are dragons and sheeeeit. But it's way more important for pooners to have zippertits even though they don't even buy games and you could have just done that with a spell anyway.
I don't have much faith for elderscrolls 6 or fallout 5 but if either of them DONT go down the veilgaurd route and Todd doesn't brag about either game having "trans friendly character customization." It'll almost...ALMOST make me give him a modicum of respect for once.
Gay game tanks and EA bleeds money. Sweet.
Just remember the healing process is slow and may not apply to everything. Never forget just a few months before the election jaguar gave us one last woke sellout ad...let's just between that veilgaurds failure it was the last choking death rattles of a dangerous idealogy.
 
Reminder, this is what a "Bioware fan"(still didn't like the game) looks like
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What do you know, nobody bought the game and it tanked the studio's already declining reputation. If only someone could have warned them not to release a game like this, oh wait we were called "nazi chuds" for doing just that.
 
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Trump should do the funniest thing unimaginable and barge in all the USA-based AAA game developer meetings (EA, Sony Interactive, Microsoft) and tell them why the fuck are you still doing DEI when all the DEI-based games are failing and simply tell them you won't accept American game developers losing to Japan and China for this shit.

If Big Tech kowtows to Trump and obliterates DEI, so can AAA.
 
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Watch as EA wont learn jack and shit with this. And because they hate us, they wont bury Bioware for this, despite the fact they necked gaming studios in the past far much much less.
I'm reluctant to believe a corporation feels any emotion other than greed. But I also saw the Sims series get buried in so much overpriced, predatory microtransaction bullshit that it killed a decades-old evergreen fanbase (most of them women) who, until that point, would gobble up any shit Sims-related EA shat out. Then when the game was considered a failure and it was confirmed nobody was buying the microtransactions, EA euthanized the sequel and kept producing DLC nobody was buying.
 
Don't fucking remind me. E.A. should shitcan Bioware anyway BECAUSE M.E. 5 is coming up. They should sub contract out the work to an RPG game developer that actually still gives a shit about things like Storywriting and being consistent with a setting. Maybe Owlcat or Larian.
Have those studios even made a 3rd person shooter before? Besides, considering how diverse and queer BG3 was I don't think Larian will be on a much better path.

So why hasn't EA put Bioware out like old yeller? Is this some sort of sick hollywood like humiliation ritual?
Because EA is running out of studios to burn and someone high up is still under the false impression that the name Bioware and Mass Effect still means something to people.
 
I'm reluctant to believe a corporation feels any emotion other than greed. But I also saw the Sims series get buried in so much overpriced, predatory microtransaction bullshit that it killed a decades-old evergreen fanbase (most of them women) who, until that point, would gobble up any shit Sims-related EA shat out. Then when the game was considered a failure and it was confirmed nobody was buying the microtransactions, EA euthanized the sequel and kept producing DLC nobody was buying.
Honestly the Sims 4 situation is so nakedly greedy it's kind of funny.
The DLCs have DLC!
 
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Trump should do the funniest thing unimaginable and barge in all the USA-based AAA game developer meetings (EA, Sony Interactive, Microsoft) and tell them why the fuck are you still doing DEI when all the DEI-based games are failing and tell them they're losing to Japanese and Chinese people. If Big Tech kowtows to Trump and obliterates DEI, so can AAA.
Trump openly said he hates video games last term and wanted to censor them, what are you talking about?
Don't trust memes you find on r/donald or whatever. Even then, why would he care about Bioware, who are Canadian?
 
Even without the faggy shit, I have absolutely zero doubt in my mind that the game would have sucked anyways, maybe worth playing until the end of the first chapter at best, as I did with Origins because I'm not a retard.

(KOTOR kicks ass though. However, these are not the same people we're talking about.)
 
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