Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Next Door Jimmy said:
I think I can speak for everyone that even though we all hate Andy, we really want him to get the help he actually needs.
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Provided we're agreed that the help he actually needs is a bullet to the skull, then yes. If you mean expensive talk therapy that accomplishes nothing at all at someone else's expense, then hell no.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I think there's an answer that satisfies all of us; a blend of medical precision and healing, with the visceral violence we all know Andy needs. And that answer is... Powerdrill lobotomy.
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ironically, turning him into a vegetable would give andy everything he wants. He'd get 24 hour care and someone changing him. The only thing about that would be that andy wouldn't have the capacity to enjoy it.
 
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Meat Target said:
Since I can't go a day without a 40k reference...turn him into a servitor.
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Andy's a certified spawn of Nurgle.

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One thing I despise about Andy is how he plays off the Lawyer persona as his autistic superpower of mindlessly slinging random legal jargon in times of stress, only problem is, he picks and chooses his words very carefully and he knows which ones to use exactly and the exact moments when. It would be different if he muttered other random court cases at a whim but it's clearly not that.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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One thing I despise about Andy is how he plays off the Lawyer persona as his autistic superpower of mindlessly slinging random legal jargon in times of stress, only problem is, he picks and chooses his words very carefully and he knows which ones to use exactly and the exact moments when. It would be different if he muttered other random court cases at a whim but it's clearly not that.
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I gotta admit I did not think about the other people in these homes that andy invades. the staff got it bad but to be paralyzed and have to live in or near andy? That's fucking awful.
Its also nice to know andy's behavior from another POV. we almost only ever get it from the videos he posts.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
I gotta admit I did not think about the other people in these homes that andy invades. the staff got it bad but to be paralyzed and have to live in or near andy? That's fucking awful.
Its also nice to know andy's behavior from another POV. we almost only ever get it from the videos he posts.
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if this is a real guy and not Andy or some rare unicorn of a white-knight trying to 'prove'' Andy was in or needs a group home and is ''disabled''; then it sounds like he actually managed to get placed in one of those emergency home placements at one point ( remember under most circumstances it takes YEARS on a wait-list to get a waiver to get a group home, plus it takes the qualification of proof of DX developmental disability coupled with the INABILITY to do self-care, function in the community and perform daily living home and self care skills) . Many people who are developmentally disabled are capable and do take care of themselves, so not only a diagnosis is required, but it has be be long standing before age 18 and you have to be significantly limited in daily living and functional skills. - so it looks like APS managed to get in placed in a home on intermittent or emergency status / situation, which of course Andrew sabotaged and likely traumatized this Jason guy and the guy who survived the 5 strokes and legit NEEDED assistance and care.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
I gotta admit I did not think about the other people in these homes that andy invades. the staff got it bad but to be paralyzed and have to live in or near andy? That's fucking awful.
Its also nice to know andy's behavior from another POV. we almost only ever get it from the videos he posts.
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One thing it finally confirms that Andy “gets jealous” of more disabled people outside of Jan. While “the Maccy Smashy” didnt ‘change him’ per se,it changed his Modus oprendi. Remember for the longest time he seemed like he was in the up and up? I think his schizophrenic jealousy originally was how *well* Joe was doing. Joe likes computers? Amdy LOVES computers! Joe drives a car now? Amdy lives on his OWN! But eventually due to the coddling he experienced after the Smash Burger Special he changed his attention seeking from being the BEST to being the WORSE. He might of always been a nut but at least before he realized he could get more reward from being rainman it manifested in him being actually productive.
Also another thing is that it’s funny how we were ALL convinced Micheal Ditch was the true villain of the story when the REAL twist villain was Aunty Diane,funny how things happen like that. I wonder if that’s why Andy’s Facebook account says “Diatch”?
 
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Swole McPole said:
Provided we're agreed that the help he actually needs is a bullet to the skull, then yes. If you mean expensive talk therapy that accomplishes nothing at all at someone else's expense, then hell no.
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A Bosun's Whistle would be much more fun to torment Andy with! effective as a therapy tool for Andrew.

I've never heard of any 15-day waiting periods or background checks for purchasing a Bosun's Whistle.

And Amazon has them in stock also for a really good price!
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Swole McPole said:
Provided we're agreed that the help he actually needs is a bullet to the skull, then yes. If you mean expensive talk therapy that accomplishes nothing at all at someone else's expense, then hell no.
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Well, I did say I wanted somebody to put him in his grave in the second part you left out. I guess I should have specified that I want that to happen immediately by any means necessary.
 
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