Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Insanity that EA still isn't shutting them down, Bioware must have naughty pics of Andrew Wilson or something.

To me this reads like EA did a culling and a shot across the bow. If by some miracle ME5 actually comes out it's over for them if it fails.
the "Bioware" brand is still valuable (somehow) so they are doing a ship of Theseus thing where they replace all the idiots

unfortunately the original people behind Bioware left, so it's just a costume
 
this woman here is Patrick (Not calling him Trick)'s wife
Looks like Fatrick himself was also let go.
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It's so funny seeing his timeline full of retweets of all the rats fresh off the sunk ship.
 
I know nothing about Veilguard other than people think it sucks (a rundown would be nice, because all I gather is that its woke and I have been looking for more). However, regarding EA: if they dont shut down Bioware it will be astounding to me. I'm 37 years old, EA has literally been snapping up good developers and studios since I was in middle/high school and immediately ruining them and shutting them down forever. This has been going on for decades and even happened when the games were successful. If Bioware somehow stays around after this. that would be nuts.
Writing is terrible, gameplay is horribly linear because it was originally supposed to be some sort of co-op online maps for repeated runs, woke shit isn't just woke - dragon age was always woke - it's inserted in the most jarring way possible that rips you out of the fantasy medieval setting immediately, writing is bad, characters ugly, builds and items are very limited, terrible fashionsouls, all the characters are player-sexual (which they previously encountered massive criticism for by the woke crowd for DA2, but now suddenly it's a good thing????) and not a single one of the romances is well-done, no coomer scenes, the story ends up basically literally killing off most characters from previous games off-screen as a final fuck you to fans so that only a complete retcon of DAV could ever save it and what company would want to go near that pile of shit
 
Concord was a mediocre game with cool spaceships that people got mad over because "REEEE BLACK WOMAN IN VIDYA GAEMS". If a black woman connects with it, then good for her, but it wasn't made for you, so there's no reason to view it any differently from the many mediocre, forgettable games that come out every year.
"It wasn't made for you" - Yeah it seems like it was made for a few hundred or so people according to Steam Charts? Can't target an audience that small and expect the game to profit or the servers to stay up.

It wasn't just wokeness, it was a lame, uninspired Overwatch clone that was way slower with horrible designs and heroes. If a game is fun that's all it needs to succeed, people will ignore woke if the game is worth it. Definitely contributes because its retarded as fuck, but its never the main reason. Also the game wasn't "Mediocre" it was absolute garbage.

"Cool spaceships"... "Black women connecting with it" - We get, you're the dumb side of autistic. Holy shit these reddit tier retard takes.
 
The spell charge system is also stupid but also from D&D, which has always been one of the worse tabletops despite the mainstream popularity. Lefties invading it only made it worse
That's why you always homebrew it
 
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That's why you always homebrew it
Or just play a better system. If you really want to homebrew, why play D&D when you can just play GURPS, which is literally designed to be a home brew system you can turn into anything?

D&D and the D20 system in general, even when altered, is one of the worst table top systems around . But we’re getting very off topic here
 
As long as we all keep to the rule of "don't preorder" and wait for reviews from people we trust before we buy, it'll all be fine

I mean not really because I WOULD be mad and not-buying if there is actually a gay option for Henry. Some things simply shouldn't be in there, and thats one of them. I take some black dude over gay shit any day.

So what I'm saying is I hope the reviews will tell me what I want to hear
I'm going to buy it just because of the blacks and gays and all my blacks and gays friends are going to buy it too and we make up most of America
 
Veilguard is not only their third flop in a row; it's the first one that is legitimately franchise-killing. Anthem was new territory; Andromeda was confined to a completely different galaxy with only a few tenuously linked characters like Garrus's father (I suppose one might consider it a gaiden game). Veilguard was the greatly anticipated followup to a game that ended on multiple cliffhangers a decade ago -- and with such a disastrous resolution, where is the story supposed to go now? Their best bet might be to figure out what the next age is called and advance the timeline another 50 years so everything that happened in this trainwreck is no more than vaguely-recalled history.

If BioWare somehow survives to produce ME5, then yes, as others have said then I think ME5 will be the last strike. But I really have my doubts they're going to be given the opportunity.
It's not fair that Bioware gets to fuck around with several back to back flops while Maxis got turned into a zombified corpse.
 
Looks like Fatrick himself was also let go.
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It's so funny seeing his timeline full of retweets of all the rats fresh off the sunk ship.
Hilarious because he's worked on the ME games, I think he wrote the Tuchanka story in ME3. And he's so toxic nobody wants to touch him, not Mass Effect or any other EA studio.

Good.

Let's take a look at Trick's recent BS reposts.
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Hey Patrick, try writing!

EDIT: a daring prediction...
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Tranny Busche unfortunately jumped ship with a direct job offer before he could get axed.
Oh god, which retarded company would hire someone that was the face of a flop?

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The Dragon Age subreddit are full of brain-damaged people. Oh, the lead writer floppity flopped flopped worse than his fupa during a pegging session by his wife's boyfriend and it's somehow EA being a meanie for holding him accountable.
 
Insanity that EA still isn't shutting them down, Bioware must have naughty pics of Andrew Wilson or something.

To me this reads like EA did a culling and a shot across the bow. If by some miracle ME5 actually comes out it's over for them if it fails.
And what, precisely, are the chances of it not failing?
 
They don't care about creating good video games or writing interesting stories, they see this as a stepping stone to some sort of political/journalist/hollywood jobs in the future. Most of them don't even like video games, I bet.
Maybe, the same things apply to all of those leapfrog goals though. All these catering MSM outlets and bombing Hollywood movies were staffed by people who intentionally stepped on their predecessors.
 
Let's take a look at Trick's recent BS reposts.
So the same people who can't even make a decent video game are openly talking about wanting to overthrow the US government?
lol, lmao even
The Dragon Age subreddit are full of brain-damaged people. Oh, the lead writer floppity flopped flopped worse than his fupa during a pegging session by his wife's boyfriend and it's somehow EA being a meanie for holding him accountable.
I genuinely want these people to find work again so they can tank another company. Ubisoft, Activision, there is plenty that need to die out, and this will accelerate the process.
 
Not sure, but apparently some insider leaked an email two weeks ago talking about it.
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Notably, this says nothing about someone actually hiring Busch. Odds are this is going to be some lame Kickstarter.

Hilarious because he's worked on the ME games, I think he wrote the Tuchanka story in ME3. And he's so toxic nobody wants to touch him, not Mass Effect or any other EA studio.

Good.

Let's take a look at Trick's recent BS reposts.
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Hey Patrick, try writing!
Can we now stop with the cope that Weekes was only pretending to be a sex weirdo to fit in at BioWare?
 
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