Muscle Mommy's - Perfect Femoids with Perfect Figures

[Dick Johnson]

While I do not care one bit for the term 'muscle mommy*', I do rather like a woman with some size and definition. But, there's such a thing as 'too much.

Yes:

Jewels Jade, adult performer

Jennifer Widerstrom, fitness model and trainer

Natascha Encinosa, fitness model and trainer

Women look good with muscle as long as they're natty. Once you start adding in steroids, it goes over the top into 'no thanks' territory. Like Vladislava Galagan, who is sort of the poster child for 'managed to avoid facial masculinization'.

Face of an angel, atop a giant stack of meat. If you saw a picture of just her arms, shoulders and chest you'd believe she was male. And she's the best-case scenario - most of the time when women achieve a build like this, they also end up with rough voices and manly faces. PEDs are no joke, in terms of effects and in terms of side effects.

*'Mommy' might well be the least sexy word in the English language. I still have a long-ago downloaded porn scene of Jewels Jade where the cameraman talks to her about her kids, and it's an absolute boner killer. MILF is about age, I do not want to see or hear about evidence that the woman in question has reproduced.

 

[Omori Boy]

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[Willie B. Hardigan]

"You don't want a girlfriend, you want a guy with autism." - Confucius

 

[Preacher ✝]

If you like masculine women you are the same level of gay as someone who likes feminine men. Muscles are a masculine trait. Women do not look good with biceps or a six pack. Its weird and wrong.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This is the gayest form of heterosexuality, and I'm pretty sure guys into muscle girls are bisexual.

 

[Meat Target]

If you like masculine women you are the same level of gay as someone who likes feminine men. Muscles are a masculine trait. Women do not look good with biceps or a six pack. Its weird and wrong.

This is the gayest form of heterosexuality, and I'm pretty sure guys into muscle girls are bisexual.

If they're biologically female, then it's ontologically not gay.

 

[Preacher ✝]

If they're biologically female, then it's ontologically not gay.

Consult the chart

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If they're biologically female, then it's ontologically not gay.

Yeah but pooners are technically women too, so despite being heterosexual in nature the attraction to one is definitely pretty gay. Muscle girls aren't as far as that, but still the same concept of being attracted to masculinity in women.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I absolutely fucking loathe this trend of women putting endearing terms of subjectivity onto themselves. Imagine as a man having the absolute fucking gall to unironically call yourself, and use across all your social medias as a username, "stud" or "daddy". Anyone with 5 neuron in the caverns of their skull would get 'the ick' about it. What kind of slimy bald faggot would call himself any of those things? Yet spend 5 minutes on any social media and you'll see vixen this, empress that, princess there.

I live in a country with a huge bodybuilding scene, especially with women. You'll come across ogre-tier women on roids who nonetheless love pink, want a hunky husband and a few kids. There is absolutely nothing not feminine about them, other than their physical looks. THAT is a 'mommy'. What people call 'muscle mommies' today are (for the most part troons after going to the gym twice) mid-20s onlythots who never once in their lives desired kids.

Why the fuck would going to the gym make anyone maternal? Why would pursuit of vanity and ego make you protective and kind? Have you literally ever met a cute boring brunette kind of figure who also worked out to the point of obsession but also wanted to be an at-home mother? It's yet another case of 'it's okay when women do it' fetishization up there with ahegao. I see the concept used almost primarily by troons who're so gooned out they pump it to Venom-tier bodies with a woman's head put on top and a 19 inch dick attached.

This single concept is the fucking bane of my existence. Oh yeah leanbeefpatty is such a MOMMY! The way she undresses on camera, flexes nude in a bathroom stall for money, after telling her legion of followers that "you can totally achieve this natty" while on gear herself, is so MOMMY! Gaslight me kween! I've seen a lot of actual bodybuilding women, even some amateur competitors, on dating apps here, and not a single one of them didn't absolutely beam "literally just any other girl, but happens to be muscular". They want to be beaten and spat on all the same. You know why they want fake tits? Cause drugs rob them of theirs and they nonetheless want to be as womanly as possible. They are -just- women.

 

[Meat Target]

Girls who aren't twiggy submissive Duggar sex slaves are not feminine

If she has meat on her bones, she's a pooner

Nice false dilemma, Señor Strawman.

I don't want a small, submissive child bride who does whatever I want. I want an equal who will edify me.

"You're gay because you like buff women" is as fallacious as "you're a pedophile because you like small women". Though I think the latter has more truth to it, because only the weak want power over the weak.

And FWIW, I'm 6'2" and am disgusted by the thought of having offspring less than 6'. Manlets and womanlets hinder the human species' evolution with their delusions of being equal to We the Vertically Proficient.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If you are sexually aroused by a muscly dominate woman overpowering you I'm sorry but you aren't straight. Bisexual at minimum.

 

[Dude Snakes]

You forgot to mention that they're great cuddlers.
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That's not right. An adult woman molesting child. What the fuck is on your PC?

 

[BradeRunna]

Women with muscles do nothing for me. I just don't find it attractive at all. I prefer women to be a little big actually. But not with muscles.

I guess some guys want a woman to wrap her big arms around them and make them feel safe. LOL

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Muscle mommies is the kind of thing that looks great drawn but just absolutely disgusting and gay in real life

Doesn't even look good drawn, muscle waifus are the lowest tier.

Nice false dilemma, Señor Strawman.

I don't want a small, submissive child bride who does whatever I want.

Now there's a false dilemma, child brides or women who look like men.

I want an equal who will edify me.

Absolutely, unironically gay.

"You're gay because you like buff women" is as fallacious as "you're a pedophile because you like small women".

Not at all, because small women are still women (not children) and feminine, whereas buff women are still women too (not men) but not feminine. People who call men pedophiles for liking petite women are just retarded or disingenuous, whereas saying it's gay to like masculine women actually has some merit, even though it's not technically gay.

If you want a pretty head on Schwarzenegger's body but with a pussy instead of a dick then that's kinda gay.

Though I think the latter has more truth to it, because only the weak want power over the weak.

Opposite, actually. And men are supposed to be powerful, women are supposed to be weak, that's natural, and to seek something else or find a problem with it is liberal logic.

That's not right.

He's a 9000 year old robot so it's ok

 

[Meat Target]

Like Vladislava Galagan, who is sort of the poster child for 'managed to avoid facial masculinization'.

Face of an angel, atop a giant stack of meat. If you saw a picture of just her arms, shoulders and chest you'd believe she was male.

The face trumps the boobs, ass, and (gag) feet, because to look face-to-face is to look into each other's souls.

I think the same way about a fat chick with a pretty face.

And men are supposed to be powerful, women are supposed to be weak, that's natural, and to seek something else or find a problem with it is liberal logic.

Tell me you're a rapist without telling me you're a rapist.

The only reason you'd want a submissive woman is because you want sexual conquest on easy mode. Yes, I am calling you incels. Deal with it, fags.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

lean beef patty my beloved

 

[Idiotron]

If you like masculine women you are the same level of gay as someone who likes feminine men. Muscles are a masculine trait. Women do not look good with biceps or a six pack. Its weird and wrong.

This is the gayest form of heterosexuality, and I'm pretty sure guys into muscle girls are bisexual.

There is a meme about guys like you going around the interwebz:

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

Meat Target likes HUGE MUSCLES from HOMOS. It's totally based and redpilled, don't ya know??

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tell me you're a rapist without telling me you're a rapist.

Tell me you're a homosexual without telling me you're a homosexual.

The only reason you'd want a submissive woman is because you want sexual conquest on easy mode.

The only reason I'd want a submissive woman is because I want a woman who behaves like a woman.

Yes, I am calling you incels. Deal with it, fags.

Straight men don't value the opinions of homosexuals

There is a meme about guys like you going around the interwebz:
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She's a little too muscley for my preferences but still within a reasonable range. It's not like women should have no muscle at all or be fat or something, it's just that that's not ideal.

Meat Target likes HUGE MUSCLES from HOMOS. It's totally based and redpilled, don't ya know??

Big FAT throbbing, HARD redpills, veiny and leaking BASED precum

 

[WULULULULU]

Consult the chart

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